The Hilton sisters out on the town with Blackberries close by.
Paris called me that night to invite me out with them, here is what was said:
Paris: Hey, Jack O' Boy, you like wanna hook up with me and Nikki later?
Jack: Hmmm, whatcha gonna be doin?
Paris: First we are going to catch a drink at the terrace, then maybe go clubbin. I talked to Lindsey earlier and I was all like... You just gotta meet Jack from Crackberry.com. That site is hot! And so is he!
Jack: Wow, cool 'Ris (I call her 'Ris sometimes... It's a thing we got together, ya know) thanks, but it sounds kind of boring.
Paris: As if, old man...
Jack: Don't hate the player Paris, hate the game!
Jack: Peace out.