This one definitely gave me a bit of a chuckle. Remember though, as RIM CEO Thorsten Heins told us at BlackBerry Jam, there's a big difference between an "outage" and a "quality of service issue". As long as all the emails get through, even if delayed, it's not an outàge. ;)
It's tough to find just the right mix of privacy and productivity on a smartphone today. Apostrophy has arguably come the closest to bringing compatibility and security together with their partitioned approach, dividing their OS into a secure "Domus" and an unrestricted "Piazza."