When a BBM channel crosses 1 million subscribers, this nerdery is what you get

By Derek Kessler on 8 May 2014 12:35 pm EDT
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The BBM Channel on BBM Channels (how meta is that?) has crossed the one million subscriber count. Now, you might have been expecting that when the million subscriber mark was crossed that the counter would merely tack on an extra digit and a comma.

Well you are so very wrong. Nope, BBM Channels switches to using scientific notation once you reach this point. Because why not? Technically what we're seeing here is E notation, with the "e+" standing in for the 10x that would be displayed here if this were a handheld calculator.

But it's not. It's a BlackBerry 10 smartphone, with more than enough room to display all the digits of 1,008,300. Especially since writing it out as 1.0083e+06 takes up more space than just writing it out. But once a BBM channel passes 1e+22 subscribers (that'd be 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, or ten billion trillion — approximately 1.4 trillion times the current population of the planet Earth, and many more times that the population of BBM users), switching to scientific notation will make perfect sense.

Thanks to Wilder for the highly amusing tip!

68 comments

TioPepe78

Very funny, maybe BBM didn't expect a channel to have more than a million users? They will surely fix that in a next update

sk8er_tor

I sure hope they were expecting over a million subscribers

TioPepe78

Yes, I was just kidding, but they have doubled their subscribers in Twitter

ThunderShock2005

No they should keep it. It has personality, in a sense.

Posted from my BlackBerry Q10 on AT&T

glamrlama

I am part of this nerdery. (and I love it!) Was there a prize for the 1.0e+6 subscriber?

David Tyler

"Like" to the sheer nerdery of using "e" notation (although "d" would have been too cool for school).

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Iggy City

I'm sure lots of people will think it's just a glitch haha.

jope28

You should give a prize to your first ever subscriber.

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somerandombbusername

I chuckled when I saw that too. I don't think they should fix that bug just yet.

peterallcdn

If it's a bug, I'm sure they'll fix it soon. If it's a "haha", I hope they change it to a normal count because most people like me would have no idea what that means! :D

Clanked

No but seriously Derek...what does this mean for the health of this company though?

LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!

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Omnitech

Thankyou Derek. Took the letters right outta my keyboard. :D

cordial666

Why are Crackberry allowing your articles to be posted on their site if that is your viewpoint on BB?

BadGoliath42

All Mobile Nations bloggers are reporting news to any Mobile Nations website now, so they can work around the clock and have fresh stuff.

Most editorials are from 'real' CB members though, which is good because I don't think Derek would make a very good job cheering us up! You know, he experienced defeat himself... poor WebOS! ;)

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Drmoe

That's amazing!

Posted using the best phone ever, the Z30!

Gord Cluthe

That is +1.0083e06 amounts of awesome!!

willowbeast

Channels are great it's all the garbage which is posted afterwards, like add my pin I'm hawt or u b chillin wit me cuz u da bomb...
Pure garbage most comments are.

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sk8er_tor

Ever used Facebook? Same thing.

Derek Kessler

I don't know what Facebook you're using, but mine's nothing like that.

masterful

Get real Derek! Look up online about all the junk posting in comments.

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jvinp

No, for real. Clean up your friends list maybe?

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neefer

Every damn post BB makes to their FB page is filled with PIN request comments or dorks posting tech support questions.

MrJohnyBoy

Maybe BlackBerry is expecting a growth spurt. :)

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bobshine

I like the scientific numbers ! Gives a personality to BBM Channel

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xravishx

I see it more like an easter egg type of thing. I don't think they should change it. It's fun!

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Puz_zled

Kind of like Google's bids for the Nortel patents, they were just having a bit of fun with the numbers. So, why the snide tone with every article you write here Derek? Are you click baiting CrackBerry? Could you go away and write somewhere else if that's the case or else I'll just skip over your articles in future. No probs.

From my Neutrino Powered Z10

DavideaNY

I am almost there.. for now the count on my channel hits a booming 25 people.. soon I will have the number displayed with the scientific formula lol

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ThunderShock2005

Love it!!!!!! Exponential notation FTW! I see it on all of my essential computing software and this is definitely a plus for me! Lol

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dragonx6

When did Stephen colbert start writing for crackberry

bigbadben10

C'mon guy's n girls, we know this number cannot be true. Nobody uses a BlackBerry anymore let alone BBM. :p.

bigbadben10

Sup!

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diegonei

lol Derek

So nice to see you ranting on CB!

Playbook007

Well when you see the "+e" and your not smart enough to know what it means......then associate it with this......."lots man......like way more than I can count Dude"

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AnotherBillJ

"Well when you see the "+e" and your not smart enough......"

On the subject of being smart, should I point out your "your" instead of "you're" or should I just leave it?

I'll just leave it. ;)

cletis

Well, since you're just leaving it, I'll pick it up. That kind of irony, although hardly rare on the internet, is always funny.

StawneyTW

+1.00961e+06 (current subscriber count for The BBM Channel)

Playbook007

Spell correct by BB......yes funny how that goes.

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df8699

Ready for the future where the whole galaxy uses bbm

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AnotherBillJ

Yesterday my teen son explained to me what he was learning in science class about how big the universe is. That, coupled with this, is too much for me to take in; I'm glad Friday is just around the corner.

Cheers. :)

BlkHoneyBadger6

Majority of the people subscribed to the BBM channel are trolls and just post their own pins and begging girls to add their pins.

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wyrdfool

Tool, not toy.

Tool for getting laid.
*facepalm*

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Jerale

I like it. It gives people a challenge to figure out the amount of subs the channel has.

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NaijaBerry

Nice! In typical BB10 fashion, confuse the heck out of the average consumer.....

shupor

I actually like it but in the greater scheme of things feel it is probably a bad idea. The average user will just think it is a glitch

z10baby

more shocked on how fast that grew.. it was at 800 000 this week...

apfx

That is to scare IPhone users away..

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jorgkbzas

Usually people & brands use that number for measuring their popularity ( Obiusly) this is also use as engaging to be follow & get more fans, more trust = more probability of growing more..
But once again the marketing strategy of BB fails , becuase the first thing i think its they have a problem with the counter, also make me feel thats is something wrong. Interference with process of getting more fans, why confuse people?? I am not a nerd , bb its know by making our live easy... i still dont understand the formula, i guess i have to read again the post... and learn about it..

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MdRoberts40

Seems to display properly on BBOS devices. :)

RazTheLast

...cool stuff, helpfully anticipated. Well done!

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QXS

Data usage when tethering also does this once you hot a gig.

Prem WatsApp

Yes, it's annoying. I'd like to see it spelled out in everyday numbers (more than enough space to display that)

"No Q10?" -> "Buy from Chen... "

BCITMike

I laughed so hard, wait, no I didn't.

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Astro Boyzone

Hahahahahahah.. damn funny...

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Karan Mohal

I prefer 'nerdality' ;)

Pete The Penguin

I hope BlackBerry don't fix it, using Scientific Notation is brilliant.

II ARROWS

To me, the channel says that it has 553111 subscribers..

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johnnyuk

Oops some BlackBerry programmer didn't test the lower and upper bounds properly. Not at all surprising, their software has always been lazily written and badly tested.

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doubleuc

Same thing happens on the wifi hot spot data counter when you hit a gig, it displays in kb.

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Devil

I bet that glitch happened because of the employee who was tasked with it came from the the Microsoft Excel team.

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christoph77

Haha awesome!

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jvinp

Don't know why everyone's getting worked up? Good article.

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Erik Lehman

Channel comments in the large channels are terrible. It a just a bunch of Nigerians ball beating and spamming their pins. They really have to clean that up.

Z30 10.2.1.537