Vote For Your People's Choice Haiku Contest Winner!!

By Kevin Michaluk on 13 Mar 2009 12:31 pm

A SECOND BLACKBERRY SMARTPHONE IS NOW UP FOR GRABS!!!

Vote for the BlackBerry Haiku Contest People's Choice Award!

So here's the deal. Yesterday we posted the ten finalists to the WHERE.com BlackBerry Haiku Contest and opened it up to the community to vote for their favorites. But with almost 1900 BlackBerry Haiku entries submitted, it was inevitable that some of you would have favorites outside the top ten picked by the WHERE team. So to that end, WHERE is giving away a SECOND BlackBerry smartphone to one lucky winner in the form of the PEOPLE's CHOICE Award! Here's a quick note from the WHERE team:

Was your favorite BlackBerry Haiku left out of the Top 10? Good news! Now you, the people of CrackBerry, will have the opportunity to write in your choice for the best BlackBerry haiku. WHERE has agreed to give away another device to the winner of the CrackBerry People's Choice Award. There are close to 1900 haikus to choose from.....get reading....

BlackBerry Haiku Contest People's Choice Award Voting Instructions

Step 1 - Visit the original BlackBerry Haiku Contest thread >>

Step 2 - Browse through the pages and pages of entries and choose your favorite. Also, as this People's Choice votes start to come in, you can just browse through the votes here and re-paste if one of the already-voted for ones meets your fancy.

Step 3 - Copy and Paste your Favorite Entry back into the comments section of this thread. Include the original Haiku poster's username. Make sure you are logged into CrackBerry.com. Only one vote per member will be counted.

That's it! Voting ends March 16 at 12:00am, so submit your People's Choice entry to this post asap. Once the voting is done, the WHERE team will tabulate the entries and the member who submitted the Haiku that receives the most votes wins! THANKS WHERE!!

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193 comments

greatcasa Mar 13, 2009 at 12:40 pm

Ok I'll start this off and vote for myself, seeing as I'm coming in second in the other competition:

WHERE is my BB?
Like An Urban Cowboy; Click
Ready At The Hip… - greatcasa

Thanks!

ipod static Apr 16, 2009 at 6:44 pm

c'mon, you can't vote for yourself. i will, though. ;)

cyntea Mar 13, 2009 at 12:52 pm

By: jjspigland | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 23:29
berry is WHERE you
ask, next to my heart held tight
by lycra, secure

jjspigland Mar 13, 2009 at 12:54 pm

By: jjspigland | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 23:29
berry is WHERE you
ask, next to my heart held tight
by lycra, secure

4872. Mar 13, 2009 at 12:55 pm

By: 4872. | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 21:40 | edit reply
Blackberry In Bed
WHERE Wife Is Supposed To Be
I Traded Her In

Maven454 Mar 13, 2009 at 12:57 pm

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 |

Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

fimchick Mar 13, 2009 at 12:57 pm

Hey WHERE did friends go?
Ah, BlackBerry rebooted
Freaking leaked OS

PeekPoke Mar 13, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Now this should be called, "Who's Got the Most Friends" contest. :-)

Good luck to the contestants!

Ken_Walker Mar 13, 2009 at 1:06 pm

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 | reply
Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

Chris manning Mar 13, 2009 at 1:11 pm

Sadly most people will probably vote for themselves.

fender2469 Mar 13, 2009 at 1:20 pm

WHERE is it, my phone
The sink next to the toilet
As I do my thing.

WHERE is it, my phone
In my pocket, vibrating
Exhilarating!

Skytrain Mar 13, 2009 at 1:43 pm

Well I guess I will vote for myself since (1) everyone else is going to and (2) nobody is ever going to read through 1900+ posts just to give someone else a Blackberry (WHERE didn't even do it =P)...

Others like Apple.
They sneer at my RIM. I just,
cut, paste then I grin.

Lunch sent me rushing,
Bold slips in as I'm flushing!
Who knew it would float?

Oh it's so clever!
With Blackberry I tether!
Porno WHEREever!

LEDs flashing
Send CrackBerrians dashing
Bold always in reach!

Back made of leather,
Can call, email and tether,
With me WHEREver!

Skytrain

renzi555 Mar 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm

In my pants pocket,
My 'berry zaps my berries.
Silent birth control.

DragonBusta Mar 13, 2009 at 1:57 pm

By: DragonBusta | Date: Fri, 03/06/2009 - 19:51
i must be dreaming
my blackberry is flying
return! my storms gone..=\

Morf32 Mar 13, 2009 at 1:57 pm

By: J-Nic | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:04 |

Curve 2 in my bra
Can't remember WHERE, I call
and my boobies shake

I love this one!! GOOD STUFF!!!

Martinisloth Mar 13, 2009 at 2:00 pm

But it is about the most talked about Blackberry...EVER.

Haiku: WHERE is Obama's old Berry
By: Martinisloth | Date: Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:49 |

Placed upon the shelf
Rejected friend gone silent
Why can't it be me?

Ms2QuteDiva Mar 13, 2009 at 2:04 pm

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

sequoya777 Mar 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Where's my BlackBerry?
By: WazzuKirk | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 16:19 | reply

In my jean pocket
warm and fuzzy I touch it,
Ohhh YESSS..hmmm, wrong ball

Bla1ze Mar 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Mine cause it's ohhh so true, lol!

I poke on my screen hard…
I poke on my screen harder…
I realize the harsh reality
WHERE did RIM go wrong

BlackBerryFiendNLover Mar 13, 2009 at 2:28 pm

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

lazyalba Mar 13, 2009 at 2:29 pm

WHERE IS MY RIM JOB?!
By: lazyalba | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:15

Placed tightly in her
Hands, my Blackberry smartphone
Stroking up and down...

What are you thinking?
Not a RIM job, just an app!
It's called iBeefart!!!

clickiee Mar 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm

didn't see this one before~** you got my vote!!!

pontiff Mar 13, 2009 at 2:33 pm

WHERE
By: pontiff | Date: Mon, 03/09/2009 - 08:09 | edit reply
You better think, think!
R.E.S.P.E.C.T
WHERE! on earth is it?

clickiee Mar 13, 2009 at 2:36 pm

WHERE IS MY RIM JOB?!
By: lazyalba

Placed tightly in her
Hands, my Blackberry smartphone
Stroking up and down...

What are you thinking?
Not a RIM job, just an app!
It's called iBeefart!!!

captain_dl#AC Mar 13, 2009 at 2:37 pm

My Haiku
By: captain_dl | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 14:41 |

Where is my new storm?
Ever syncing my email.
Always on my belt.

dabanaberry Mar 13, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Haiku Submission
By: Namius | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 21:59 | reply

At Bar, waiting now.
Date won't show, self-pity starts.
WHERE finds strip club near

Namius Mar 13, 2009 at 2:43 pm

Haiku Submission
By: Namius | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 21:59 | reply

At Bar, waiting now.
Date won't show, self-pity starts.
WHERE finds strip club near.

hal9000 Mar 13, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB
By: hal9000 | Date: Fri, 03/06/2009 - 21:30 | edit reply
Not so much as Where
From reading all the Haikus
But as to Where not?

Great contest BTW!! ^_^

npunk42 Mar 13, 2009 at 2:56 pm

Where is she my Curve?
Under paperwork she sleeps
Ring! Draw near our lips

hal9000 Mar 13, 2009 at 3:02 pm

I don't mean to offer up any criticism, this is a very generous contest, however, it must be said that originally we were to pick from a selected list chosen by WHERE. That being said I like almost everyone else who submitted an entry will choose their own submission. So by default the winner who convinces the most of his/her friends to register and vote will win a free phone.... Kind've kills the spirit of the contest...
Apologies for the long post.

PeekPoke Mar 13, 2009 at 3:15 pm

Yep, as I had implied in my previous post earlier...

But to be fair to WHERE, this is to win the SECOND phone, so the original spirit of the contest is still retained.

I, for one, would love to learn how far people would go to get friends and perhaps strangers to vote, if that's allowed to be disclosed without negative implications to the winner. Free pizza slice, anyone?

nafiz011 Mar 13, 2009 at 3:06 pm

NFLBlitze1

Where Is My Blackberry
Perhaps You, Crackberry Will Deliver
Blackberry, I Do Not Know

rcorry Mar 13, 2009 at 3:07 pm

Where is my Blackberry
By: CHDS PNY

It's always in hand...
protected, ready to go.
my curve, you pervert!

demps2009 Mar 13, 2009 at 3:31 pm

What makes life merry?
car? clothes? food? job? money? no!
life is blackberry.

jrfabrega

DeathBySexy Mar 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm

we're looking down on Wayne's basement
only that's not Wayne's basement
isn't that weird

syang87 Mar 13, 2009 at 3:49 pm

WHERE's Waldo?

M3ta Mar 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm

way to go, top 10 were lame

Ajaystp1 Mar 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm

WHERE is my blackberry?
It is WHERE it's suppose to be,
Right in my two hands.

lampmanm Mar 13, 2009 at 3:56 pm

By: lampmanm | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 16:33 |

Sitting in my class
WHERE tells me the gas prices
Check Crackberry blogs

Into My Pocket
Victim of butt dialing
Must lock screen next time

berryaddict1022 Mar 13, 2009 at 6:23 pm

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

Maven454 Mar 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm

blackberry is three syllables, thus making your first line 7 and your second line 8.

culoberry5 Mar 13, 2009 at 6:18 pm

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

rasberry22 Mar 13, 2009 at 6:21 pm

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

fandum Mar 13, 2009 at 4:38 pm

By: bigjay3000 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 13:41

in between my croch,
due to no phone policy,
looks like im touching myself :)

Corvettekid Mar 13, 2009 at 4:44 pm

CriCack goes the bolt
as old dwellings hide from light
a storm hits the ground

by- Corvettekid *aka* ICEMAN

darkberry88 Mar 13, 2009 at 6:15 pm

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

keithljc Mar 13, 2009 at 4:47 pm

This is where my BlackBerry Storm is at!
By: keithljc | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 19:20 | reply

Under arched phenomenon
Where the sun shines rain
Four leaf clovers

I cant believe they didn't pick this
It's in a pot of Gold under a rainbow!!!

rimbuk Mar 13, 2009 at 5:04 pm

Un-der arched phe-nom-en-on (7)
Where the sun shines rain (5)
Four Leaf clo-vers (4)

I can't believe so many people on this board have a hard time making a simple haiku with the proper format.

rimbuk Mar 13, 2009 at 5:21 pm

IMO, this 2nd part of the contest is doomed to people who are voting for themselves and their friends. I'll post these up (my original entries) for people who didnt get to page 20 in the original post.
Have fun reading :)

Got laid off today
I need a really stiff drink.
WHERE... when life is tough

Beautiful night out.
Went to Ruth's Chris with my wife.
Oh no! Phone still there!

Buy Random Ticket
Across the country... New York
Never lost with WHERE

I gave it all up.
Divorce really kicked my ass.
Wife got Blackberry.

Saw her at Starbucks...
I secretly swapped our Storms.
Now I have her PIN!!!

Long Distance Dating
Hard to find romantic spot
WHERE saves me again

I want pizza, where?
Blackberry screen reveals all.
WHERE makes life easy.

PS. At least they're in the proper format, right?

APeters Mar 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm

WHERE's my Blackberry?
By: APeters | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 19:55 |

Oh WHERE oh WHERE could
my Blackberry be? I know
its right next to me!

jal129 Mar 13, 2009 at 5:53 pm

So, I've decided to save everyone the trouble of reading through 2000 entries and, instead, everyone should just copy and paste this haiku.

WARNING!!! Shameless self-promotion in 3...2...1

Through my blood it flows
BlackBerry is my choice drug
WHERE to get a fix

~jal129

deke09 Mar 13, 2009 at 5:57 pm

"WHERE is your Blackberry smartphone right now?"

WHERE is not my phone
WHERE is not my smartphone right
now where is my phone?

WHERE is the crack app
"Deep strong and penetrating"¹
just like Michaluk

My eyes are on WHERE
and when WHERE will find my crack
at CB...dot com!

¹Crackberry.com Podcast: Episode 031

I have to admit to some disappointment when I didn't see my haiku in the top 10. I put some love into it. I enjoyed the play on words referencing the topic question in the first stanza, and I thought the Crackberry Podcast/Michaluk reference was cleverly funny when used to described WHERE in the second.(Plus, I thought the footnote looked sexy.) Even the pause between "CB" and "dot" referencing the podcast soundbite rolled off my tongue with enjoyment in the 3rd stanza.

Anyway, thank you, WHERE! This was a great contest and I enjoyed writing the poem. Though the prize was/is grand, I at least hoped my Haiku would entertain a few here, so I'll be super lame and post mine like everyone seems to be doing! Keep on Crack'n!

bobj314 Mar 13, 2009 at 6:13 pm

i liked this one too

Through my blood it flows
BlackBerry is my choice drug
WHERE to get a fix

~jal129

i would ask you to vote for me but I didnt read this post until after the contest was over but if theres a write in spot go ahead and throw me in there lol but my vote i guess will go to jal129

Removed Mar 13, 2009 at 6:35 pm

My bad accidentally submitted twice

Removed Mar 13, 2009 at 6:33 pm

Where is My Blackberry
By: Cellphonefanatic | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 14:30 |

I'm entering myself
___________________________________________________________
WHERE is My Blackberry?
Well, mine is in despair wrapped a towel with care
For it fell in water right from the air
Now I need a phone Crackberry

My phone is dead and here I weep in bed
I hope for a flip but hopefully it won't take a dip
Thanks Crackberry!

metalmancpa Mar 13, 2009 at 6:35 pm

I like contests. I like to win.

But I think peoples approach to this 2nd chance by WHERE is totally lame. Voting for yourself seems classless to me. Since this 2nd chance is already doomed, I just came here to vent - not vote.

Shame on most of you.

gurlstorm Mar 13, 2009 at 7:34 pm

WHERE IS MY RIM JOB?!
By: lazyalba | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:15

Placed tightly in her
Hands, my Blackberry smartphone
Stroking up and down...

What are you thinking?
Not a RIM job, just an app!
It's called iBeefart!!!

vomviersen Mar 13, 2009 at 7:52 pm

I sincerely applaud WHERE's generosity in offering up a second BlackBerry prize in response to the criticism that the best 10 haiku were not chosen for the final vote.

But I am seriously disappointed in the number of people who simply chose to vote for their own entry. I don't see how this can result in a proper winner with that being the case.

And to those who think haiku should have multiple verses/stanzas, a huge WTF??

ccbb12 Mar 13, 2009 at 8:27 pm

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

jzuniga3110 Mar 13, 2009 at 8:27 pm

do u ppl not know wat a fuckin haiku is. follow the format...

ccbb12 Mar 13, 2009 at 8:32 pm

who are u talking to?

jzuniga3110 Mar 13, 2009 at 8:36 pm

at least 8-10 people who followed the wrong format including finalist number 8 of the original contest
Finalist #8
Attached to my hip
my faithful companion awaits
WHERE, helps me find mates – Imgir

ccbb12 Mar 13, 2009 at 8:39 pm

yea i noticed that to. i dont know what where was thinking. but then i noticed the second contest and i think thats a little better. then i looked through the posts and found this one and i started rolling. but none of the finalists didnt even make me chuckle.

jzuniga3110 Mar 13, 2009 at 8:45 pm

yea the one u chose is hilarious but its wrong they couldve done better wit word play.
blackberry o blackberry = 7 syllables its supposed to be 5,7,5 grr...

ccbb12 Mar 13, 2009 at 8:51 pm

blackberry isnt 3 its 2. i checked just in case because i wasnt sure either. but i used a syllable calculator for it and then when it said 2 i decided to vote for it :) if it was 3 i wouldve left it go definitly. go and vote for it with me.

jzuniga3110 Mar 13, 2009 at 9:01 pm

noooooooooooo impossible... im not crazy. lmao

ccbb12 Mar 13, 2009 at 9:04 pm

crazy about what. lol

jzuniga3110 Mar 13, 2009 at 9:11 pm

nothin its just wierd. i just checked it too. i swear its 3. Black-Be-rry no? thats crazy lol. well theres a winner lmao

ccbb12 Mar 13, 2009 at 9:20 pm

haha see i thought it was 3 as well. now u know. lol i love that one though. i hope they win.

curve1967 Mar 13, 2009 at 10:33 pm

According to Dictionary.com the work Blackberry is 3 syllables

black⋅ber⋅ry Show Spelled Pronunciation [blak-ber-ee, -buh-ree]

bababold90 Mar 14, 2009 at 1:41 pm

well i think it might depend on how you say it. its confusing. lol but my vote i think is for berryaddict1022. i like theirs. i didnt like the beginning then when they were like really where is it. that had me dying.lmao

smeemm Mar 13, 2009 at 8:33 pm

Twenty Four Seven
My Pocket My Hands My Heart
It Farted No Smell

By: smeemm

jzuniga3110 Mar 13, 2009 at 9:07 pm

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

dabanaberry Mar 13, 2009 at 10:48 pm

Why vote for it after determining it wasn't a haiku?

mdlissner Mar 13, 2009 at 8:59 pm

By: mdlissner | Date: Fri, 03/06/2009 - 06:39

WHERE oh WHERE is Berry?
Always WHERE I CRACKBERRY
Go noWHERE sans Berry

jabbb Mar 13, 2009 at 9:06 pm

lol

By: tjk | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 21:13 | ⁠reply⁠

Dinner with a girl
Buzz buzz from where? yes, her purse
Got owned by her Curve.

I found this one amusing

BBAddict_Mike Mar 13, 2009 at 9:29 pm

By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

roxanne_roxanne Mar 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

hotstorm43 Mar 13, 2009 at 10:20 pm

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

jabbb Mar 13, 2009 at 10:54 pm

Blackberry seems like three syllables. I guess it could be 2 if you say it fast as heck. But I'd say it's three oh well.

lol

J-Nic Mar 13, 2009 at 10:50 pm

haiku for u
By: J-Nic
Curve 2 in my bra
Can't remember WHERE, I call
and my boobies shake

JSho101 Mar 13, 2009 at 11:18 pm

By: JSho101 | Date: Fri, 03/06/2009 - 01:10 | edit reply
YouTube Link for Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj5VSP6nabI

Haiku:
My Curve is right here
But I'd stick it anyWHERE
To get a new Storm

ur1trudmon#AC Mar 13, 2009 at 11:21 pm

a storm haiku
By: vykacet
my storm is with me
when i enter bathroom stalls.
plop, plop, type and send.

jabbamut Mar 13, 2009 at 11:33 pm

by: globydude

Running down the street
A broom clenched in my fingers
I chase a seagull
In his mouth I saw
My beautiful blackberry
With its new owner
Screaming, I see it
Flying away forever
I need a new one

globydude Mar 13, 2009 at 11:36 pm

someone voted for mine :) and i guess i'll do the same.

Running down the street
A broom clenched in my fingers
I chase a seagull
In his mouth I saw
My beautiful blackberry
With its new owner
Screaming, I see it
Flying away forever
I need a new one

-globydude

aaronchili Mar 14, 2009 at 12:06 am

by aaronchili

Smartphone

Blackberry slid down
WHERE the jewels can be found
Smartphone not so smart.

submitter Mar 14, 2009 at 1:27 am

By: submitter | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 19:07 |

Ready by my side
is my little blackberry
waiting for a call

driphter Mar 14, 2009 at 8:05 am

Crackberry Kevin
GO through turnstyle sideways
going to Bangkock

~driphter

Pant85 Mar 14, 2009 at 8:44 am

Where is my Berry?
Under the sheets, on Vib.
My wife seems happy...

haroon.choudery Mar 14, 2009 at 9:07 am

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

I really hope you guys enjoyed this haiku!

haroon.choudery Mar 14, 2009 at 9:07 am

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

By: haroon.choudery

I really hope you guys enjoyed this haiku!

mommajunk Mar 14, 2009 at 9:10 am

Where...
By: mommajunk (not verified) | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:46 |

Where, Curve sits in store
My pounding heart filled with dreams
Whack the next buyer.

** of course voting for myself.

haroon.choudery Mar 14, 2009 at 9:13 am

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

By: haroon.choudery

hamza.choudery Mar 14, 2009 at 9:15 am

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

By: haroon.choudery

shabbir67 Mar 14, 2009 at 9:17 am

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

-By haroon.choudery

haiku_queen Mar 14, 2009 at 9:22 am

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

By haroon.choudery

I love this one!!!

Phatric Mar 14, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Slick slide in pocket

My eight allotted minutes

Cubical to 'John'

RichardAM Mar 14, 2009 at 12:29 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

THE END... WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEO AND UPDATE MY FRIEND TARA'S BLACKBERRY!

-Richard Mills

RichardAM Mar 14, 2009 at 12:30 pm