Vote For Your People's Choice Haiku Contest Winner!!

By Kevin Michaluk on 13 Mar 2009 12:31 pm
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A SECOND BLACKBERRY SMARTPHONE IS NOW UP FOR GRABS!!!

Vote for the BlackBerry Haiku Contest People's Choice Award!

So here's the deal. Yesterday we posted the ten finalists to the WHERE.com BlackBerry Haiku Contest and opened it up to the community to vote for their favorites. But with almost 1900 BlackBerry Haiku entries submitted, it was inevitable that some of you would have favorites outside the top ten picked by the WHERE team. So to that end, WHERE is giving away a SECOND BlackBerry smartphone to one lucky winner in the form of the PEOPLE's CHOICE Award! Here's a quick note from the WHERE team:

Was your favorite BlackBerry Haiku left out of the Top 10? Good news! Now you, the people of CrackBerry, will have the opportunity to write in your choice for the best BlackBerry haiku. WHERE has agreed to give away another device to the winner of the CrackBerry People's Choice Award. There are close to 1900 haikus to choose from.....get reading....  

BlackBerry Haiku Contest People's Choice Award Voting Instructions 

Step 1 - Visit the original BlackBerry Haiku Contest thread >>

Step 2 - Browse through the pages and pages of entries and choose your favorite. Also, as this People's Choice votes start to come in, you can just browse through the votes here and re-paste if one of the already-voted for ones meets your fancy.

Step 3 - Copy and Paste your Favorite Entry back into the comments section of this thread. Include the original Haiku poster's username. Make sure you are logged into CrackBerry.com. Only one vote per member will be counted.

That's it! Voting ends March 16 at 12:00am, so submit your People's Choice entry to this post asap. Once the voting is done, the WHERE team will tabulate the entries and the member who submitted the Haiku that receives the most votes wins! THANKS WHERE!!

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193 comments

greatcasa

Ok I'll start this off and vote for myself, seeing as I'm coming in second in the other competition:

WHERE is my BB?
Like An Urban Cowboy; Click
Ready At The Hip… - greatcasa

Thanks!

ipod static

c'mon, you can't vote for yourself. i will, though. ;)

cyntea

By: jjspigland | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 23:29
berry is WHERE you
ask, next to my heart held tight
by lycra, secure

jjspigland

By: jjspigland | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 23:29
berry is WHERE you
ask, next to my heart held tight
by lycra, secure

4872.

By: 4872. | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 21:40 | edit reply
Blackberry In Bed
WHERE Wife Is Supposed To Be
I Traded Her In

Maven454

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 |

Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

fimchick

Hey WHERE did friends go?
Ah, BlackBerry rebooted
Freaking leaked OS

PeekPoke

Now this should be called, "Who's Got the Most Friends" contest. :-)

Good luck to the contestants!

Ken_Walker

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 | reply
Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

Chris manning

Sadly most people will probably vote for themselves.

fender2469

WHERE is it, my phone
The sink next to the toilet
As I do my thing.

WHERE is it, my phone
In my pocket, vibrating
Exhilarating!

Skytrain

Well I guess I will vote for myself since (1) everyone else is going to and (2) nobody is ever going to read through 1900+ posts just to give someone else a Blackberry (WHERE didn't even do it =P)...

Others like Apple.
They sneer at my RIM. I just,
cut, paste then I grin.

Lunch sent me rushing,
Bold slips in as I'm flushing!
Who knew it would float?

Oh it's so clever!
With Blackberry I tether!
Porno WHEREever!

LEDs flashing
Send CrackBerrians dashing
Bold always in reach!

Back made of leather,
Can call, email and tether,
With me WHEREver!

Skytrain

renzi555

In my pants pocket,
My 'berry zaps my berries.
Silent birth control.

DragonBusta

By: DragonBusta | Date: Fri, 03/06/2009 - 19:51
i must be dreaming
my blackberry is flying
return! my storms gone..=\

Morf32

By: J-Nic | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:04 |

Curve 2 in my bra
Can't remember WHERE, I call
and my boobies shake

I love this one!! GOOD STUFF!!!

Martinisloth

But it is about the most talked about Blackberry...EVER.

Haiku: WHERE is Obama's old Berry
By: Martinisloth | Date: Fri, 03/13/2009 - 12:49 |

Placed upon the shelf
Rejected friend gone silent
Why can't it be me?

Ms2QuteDiva

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

sequoya777

Where's my BlackBerry?
By: WazzuKirk | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 16:19 | reply

In my jean pocket
warm and fuzzy I touch it,
Ohhh YESSS..hmmm, wrong ball

Bla1ze

Mine cause it's ohhh so true, lol!

I poke on my screen hard…
I poke on my screen harder…
I realize the harsh reality
WHERE did RIM go wrong

BlackBerryFiendNLover

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

lazyalba

WHERE IS MY RIM JOB?!
By: lazyalba | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:15

Placed tightly in her
Hands, my Blackberry smartphone
Stroking up and down...

What are you thinking?
Not a RIM job, just an app!
It's called iBeefart!!!

clickiee

didn't see this one before~** you got my vote!!!

pontiff

WHERE
By: pontiff | Date: Mon, 03/09/2009 - 08:09 | edit reply
You better think, think!
R.E.S.P.E.C.T
WHERE! on earth is it?

clickiee

WHERE IS MY RIM JOB?!
By: lazyalba

Placed tightly in her
Hands, my Blackberry smartphone
Stroking up and down...

What are you thinking?
Not a RIM job, just an app!
It's called iBeefart!!!

captain_dl#AC

My Haiku
By: captain_dl | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 14:41 |

Where is my new storm?
Ever syncing my email.
Always on my belt.

dabanaberry

Haiku Submission
By: Namius | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 21:59 | reply

At Bar, waiting now.
Date won't show, self-pity starts.
WHERE finds strip club near

Namius

Haiku Submission
By: Namius | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 21:59 | reply

At Bar, waiting now.
Date won't show, self-pity starts.
WHERE finds strip club near.

hal9000

Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB
By: hal9000 | Date: Fri, 03/06/2009 - 21:30 | edit reply
Not so much as Where
From reading all the Haikus
But as to Where not?

Great contest BTW!! ^_^

npunk42

Where is she my Curve?
Under paperwork she sleeps
Ring! Draw near our lips

hal9000

I don't mean to offer up any criticism, this is a very generous contest, however, it must be said that originally we were to pick from a selected list chosen by WHERE. That being said I like almost everyone else who submitted an entry will choose their own submission. So by default the winner who convinces the most of his/her friends to register and vote will win a free phone.... Kind've kills the spirit of the contest...
Apologies for the long post.

PeekPoke

Yep, as I had implied in my previous post earlier...

But to be fair to WHERE, this is to win the SECOND phone, so the original spirit of the contest is still retained.

I, for one, would love to learn how far people would go to get friends and perhaps strangers to vote, if that's allowed to be disclosed without negative implications to the winner. Free pizza slice, anyone?

nafiz011

NFLBlitze1

Where Is My Blackberry
Perhaps You, Crackberry Will Deliver
Blackberry, I Do Not Know

rcorry

Where is my Blackberry
By: CHDS PNY

It's always in hand...
protected, ready to go.
my curve, you pervert!

demps2009

What makes life merry?
car? clothes? food? job? money? no!
life is blackberry.

jrfabrega

DeathBySexy

we're looking down on Wayne's basement
only that's not Wayne's basement
isn't that weird

M3ta

way to go, top 10 were lame

Ajaystp1

WHERE is my blackberry?
It is WHERE it's suppose to be,
Right in my two hands.

lampmanm

By: lampmanm | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 16:33 |

Sitting in my class
WHERE tells me the gas prices
Check Crackberry blogs

Into My Pocket
Victim of butt dialing
Must lock screen next time

berryaddict1022

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

Maven454

blackberry is three syllables, thus making your first line 7 and your second line 8.

culoberry5

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

rasberry22

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

fandum

By: bigjay3000 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 13:41

in between my croch,
due to no phone policy,
looks like im touching myself :)

Corvettekid

CriCack goes the bolt
as old dwellings hide from light
a storm hits the ground

by- Corvettekid *aka* ICEMAN

darkberry88

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

keithljc

This is where my BlackBerry Storm is at!
By: keithljc | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 19:20 | reply

Under arched phenomenon
Where the sun shines rain
Four leaf clovers

I cant believe they didn't pick this
It's in a pot of Gold under a rainbow!!!

rimbuk

Un-der arched phe-nom-en-on (7)
Where the sun shines rain (5)
Four Leaf clo-vers (4)

I can't believe so many people on this board have a hard time making a simple haiku with the proper format.

rimbuk

IMO, this 2nd part of the contest is doomed to people who are voting for themselves and their friends. I'll post these up (my original entries) for people who didnt get to page 20 in the original post.
Have fun reading :)

Got laid off today
I need a really stiff drink.
WHERE... when life is tough

Beautiful night out.
Went to Ruth's Chris with my wife.
Oh no! Phone still there!

Buy Random Ticket
Across the country... New York
Never lost with WHERE

I gave it all up.
Divorce really kicked my ass.
Wife got Blackberry.

Saw her at Starbucks...
I secretly swapped our Storms.
Now I have her PIN!!!

Long Distance Dating
Hard to find romantic spot
WHERE saves me again

I want pizza, where?
Blackberry screen reveals all.
WHERE makes life easy.

PS. At least they're in the proper format, right?

APeters

WHERE's my Blackberry?
By: APeters | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 19:55 |

Oh WHERE oh WHERE could
my Blackberry be? I know
its right next to me!

jal129

So, I've decided to save everyone the trouble of reading through 2000 entries and, instead, everyone should just copy and paste this haiku.

WARNING!!! Shameless self-promotion in 3...2...1

Through my blood it flows
BlackBerry is my choice drug
WHERE to get a fix

~jal129

deke09

"WHERE is your Blackberry smartphone right now?"

WHERE is not my phone
WHERE is not my smartphone right
now where is my phone?

WHERE is the crack app
"Deep strong and penetrating"¹
just like Michaluk

My eyes are on WHERE
and when WHERE will find my crack
at CB...dot com!

¹Crackberry.com Podcast: Episode 031

I have to admit to some disappointment when I didn't see my haiku in the top 10. I put some love into it. I enjoyed the play on words referencing the topic question in the first stanza, and I thought the Crackberry Podcast/Michaluk reference was cleverly funny when used to described WHERE in the second.(Plus, I thought the footnote looked sexy.) Even the pause between "CB" and "dot" referencing the podcast soundbite rolled off my tongue with enjoyment in the 3rd stanza.

Anyway, thank you, WHERE! This was a great contest and I enjoyed writing the poem. Though the prize was/is grand, I at least hoped my Haiku would entertain a few here, so I'll be super lame and post mine like everyone seems to be doing! Keep on Crack'n!

bobj314

i liked this one too

Through my blood it flows
BlackBerry is my choice drug
WHERE to get a fix

~jal129

i would ask you to vote for me but I didnt read this post until after the contest was over but if theres a write in spot go ahead and throw me in there lol but my vote i guess will go to jal129

Removed

My bad accidentally submitted twice

Removed

Where is My Blackberry
By: Cellphonefanatic | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 14:30 |

I'm entering myself
___________________________________________________________
WHERE is My Blackberry?
Well, mine is in despair wrapped a towel with care
For it fell in water right from the air
Now I need a phone Crackberry

My phone is dead and here I weep in bed
I hope for a flip but hopefully it won't take a dip
Thanks Crackberry!

metalmancpa

I like contests. I like to win.

But I think peoples approach to this 2nd chance by WHERE is totally lame. Voting for yourself seems classless to me. Since this 2nd chance is already doomed, I just came here to vent - not vote.

Shame on most of you.

gurlstorm

WHERE IS MY RIM JOB?!
By: lazyalba | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:15

Placed tightly in her
Hands, my Blackberry smartphone
Stroking up and down...

What are you thinking?
Not a RIM job, just an app!
It's called iBeefart!!!

vomviersen

I sincerely applaud WHERE's generosity in offering up a second BlackBerry prize in response to the criticism that the best 10 haiku were not chosen for the final vote.

But I am seriously disappointed in the number of people who simply chose to vote for their own entry. I don't see how this can result in a proper winner with that being the case.

And to those who think haiku should have multiple verses/stanzas, a huge WTF??

ccbb12

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

jzuniga3110

do u ppl not know wat a fuckin haiku is. follow the format...

ccbb12

who are u talking to?

jzuniga3110

at least 8-10 people who followed the wrong format including finalist number 8 of the original contest
Finalist #8
Attached to my hip
my faithful companion awaits
WHERE, helps me find mates – Imgir

ccbb12

yea i noticed that to. i dont know what where was thinking. but then i noticed the second contest and i think thats a little better. then i looked through the posts and found this one and i started rolling. but none of the finalists didnt even make me chuckle.

jzuniga3110

yea the one u chose is hilarious but its wrong they couldve done better wit word play.
blackberry o blackberry = 7 syllables its supposed to be 5,7,5 grr...

ccbb12

blackberry isnt 3 its 2. i checked just in case because i wasnt sure either. but i used a syllable calculator for it and then when it said 2 i decided to vote for it :) if it was 3 i wouldve left it go definitly. go and vote for it with me.

jzuniga3110

noooooooooooo impossible... im not crazy. lmao

ccbb12

crazy about what. lol

jzuniga3110

nothin its just wierd. i just checked it too. i swear its 3. Black-Be-rry no? thats crazy lol. well theres a winner lmao

ccbb12

haha see i thought it was 3 as well. now u know. lol i love that one though. i hope they win.

curve1967

According to Dictionary.com the work Blackberry is 3 syllables

black⋅ber⋅ry Show Spelled Pronunciation [blak-ber-ee, -buh-ree]

bababold90

well i think it might depend on how you say it. its confusing. lol but my vote i think is for berryaddict1022. i like theirs. i didnt like the beginning then when they were like really where is it. that had me dying.lmao

smeemm

Twenty Four Seven
My Pocket My Hands My Heart
It Farted No Smell

By: smeemm

jzuniga3110

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

dabanaberry

Why vote for it after determining it wasn't a haiku?

mdlissner

By: mdlissner | Date: Fri, 03/06/2009 - 06:39

WHERE oh WHERE is Berry?
Always WHERE I CRACKBERRY
Go noWHERE sans Berry

jabbb

lol

By: tjk | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 21:13 | ⁠reply⁠

Dinner with a girl
Buzz buzz from where? yes, her purse
Got owned by her Curve.

I found this one amusing

BBAddict_Mike

By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

roxanne_roxanne

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

hotstorm43

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

jabbb

Blackberry seems like three syllables. I guess it could be 2 if you say it fast as heck. But I'd say it's three oh well.

lol

J-Nic

haiku for u
By: J-Nic
Curve 2 in my bra
Can't remember WHERE, I call
and my boobies shake

JSho101

By: JSho101 | Date: Fri, 03/06/2009 - 01:10 | edit reply
YouTube Link for Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj5VSP6nabI

Haiku:
My Curve is right here
But I'd stick it anyWHERE
To get a new Storm

ur1trudmon#AC

a storm haiku
By: vykacet
my storm is with me
when i enter bathroom stalls.
plop, plop, type and send.

jabbamut

by: globydude

Running down the street
A broom clenched in my fingers
I chase a seagull
In his mouth I saw
My beautiful blackberry
With its new owner
Screaming, I see it
Flying away forever
I need a new one

globydude

someone voted for mine :) and i guess i'll do the same.

Running down the street
A broom clenched in my fingers
I chase a seagull
In his mouth I saw
My beautiful blackberry
With its new owner
Screaming, I see it
Flying away forever
I need a new one

-globydude

aaronchili

by aaronchili

Smartphone

Blackberry slid down
WHERE the jewels can be found
Smartphone not so smart.

submitter

By: submitter | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 19:07 |

Ready by my side
is my little blackberry
waiting for a call

driphter

Crackberry Kevin
GO through turnstyle sideways
going to Bangkock

~driphter

Pant85

Where is my Berry?
Under the sheets, on Vib.
My wife seems happy...

haroon.choudery

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

I really hope you guys enjoyed this haiku!

haroon.choudery

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

By: haroon.choudery

I really hope you guys enjoyed this haiku!

mommajunk

Where...
By: mommajunk (not verified) | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 11:46 |

Where, Curve sits in store
My pounding heart filled with dreams
Whack the next buyer.

** of course voting for myself.

haroon.choudery

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

By: haroon.choudery

hamza.choudery

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

By: haroon.choudery

shabbir67

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

-By haroon.choudery

haiku_queen

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

By haroon.choudery

I love this one!!!

Phatric

Slick slide in pocket

My eight allotted minutes

Cubical to 'John'

RichardAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

THE END... WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEO AND UPDATE MY FRIEND TARA'S BLACKBERRY!

-Richard Mills

RichardAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

THE END... WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEO AND UPDATE MY FRIEND TARA'S BLACKBERRY!

-Richard Mills

RichardAM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

THE END... WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEO AND UPDATE MY FRIEND TARA'S BLACKBERRY!

-Richard Mills

The_Shawn

My vote goes to this one here...

Haiku
By: Chris Manning

It is in my hand
As i sit here at my desk
Secretly Browsing

PORN

I also thought my own was worth an honourable mention, but I'm not the type to vote for myself, but i hope others will vote for me :D

Put it in my pants Vibrate
By: The_Shawn

Put it in my pants
The vibrating makes me hot
Berry, that's the spot!

kappakreation

By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

bababold90

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

hahaha i love this. it had me rolling on the floor.
VOTE FOR IT TOO :)

bren704

By: J-Nic | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 10:04 |

Curve 2 in my bra
Can't remember WHERE, I call
and my boobies shake

alex63

Why not just choose a winner from those who entered the contest. Read through 1900 Haiku's....yeah ok, Where

pawn_knotwhole

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 |

Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

Raina.Rae

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 |

Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

saosin44

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

HAHA VOTE FOR BERRYADDICT1022 :)

tikiri

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 |

Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

cartova

By ms2qutediva

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

saosin44

this looks more like a poem then haiku?

cartova

LOL... your opinion is duly noted.

pinkberrytrice

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

jedijess89

this is even funny? and also i noticed that they were also talking about the same haiku above. it should be 3 lines not a fricken poem. lol

jedijess89

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

saosin44

YAY ANOTHER VOTE FOR BERRYADDICT1022 :) I HOPE THEY WIN

roman_b

GOING WITH MY GIRL MS2QUTEDIVA

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

tcseacliff

By: tcseacliff | Date: Mon, 03/09/2009 - 22:47 | reply
A RIM in motion
a wheel, perhaps I can see
OH! is blackberry

tcseacliff

By: tcseacliff | Date: Mon, 03/09/2009 - 22:47 | reply
A RIM in motion
a wheel, perhaps I can see
OH! is blackberry

tessyd89

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

i love this one. and apparently im not the only one. lol
GO BERRYADDICT1022

djenk47

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 |

Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

jal129

Apparently no one who's voting for this knows what a haiku is. 7-8-5 is not a haiku. So even if you get every single one of your friends or create a million fake accounts to vote for yourself...you can't win if it's not a haiku. At least I hope not because then there will be a mutiny on Crackberry. No offense berryaddict1022 it's a nice poem, but you can't pimp out something that's not even a legit haiku.

berryaddict1022

well its actually a haiku bc if u use a word calc for the syllables for blackberry it says 2 so i put that in and then for the third line really is 2. it should be? lol so its a fine haiku and im excited that im getting votes. and if u dont think i should be getting votes bc im not going to be able to win with it then go and look at the top ten from the first contest one bc some of them arent haikus.

berryaddict1022

THANK YOU GUYS FOR WHO IS VOTING FOR ME :)

BB.Devlin

Storm at the ready
saying sure press me, touch me
pop, click, show me WHERE

-------

Sure Press Me, Touch Me
You know I'm all business
Though I Bee Farting

-------

Where is my update
Verizon please deliver
Storm at the ready

-------

WHERE is where its at
Storm always near, always charged
Beauty in Motion

osandfins#CB

My thumbs all calloused
Berry cloaked in blood and skin.
Will not put it down.

comph00

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

PepperAnn#CB

On vibrate Where it's
in bed with me for the night
So BOLD is my phone!

madiva32

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

lmao

fear09

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

i saw others voting for them and started to laugh at the haiku. i thought blackberry was 3 but i checked and its 2 so i guess my vote goes to them

VickiLynnJo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

Anonymous1977

the one by J-Nic
Haiku for U

Curve 2 in my bra
Can't remember WHERE, I call
and my boobies shake

SlickRickBerry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled

"Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

REDGINGER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

shayshayluvadaberry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

jovolee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

msdianas

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

douglas.w.w

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

The_Alpha_Omega

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

jordan_the_merlin

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......
By haroon.choudery

LOL, read the story to this haiku here: http://forums.crackberry.com/showthread.php?t=182932

jordan_the_merlin

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......
By haroon.choudery

LOL, read the story to this haiku here: http://forums.crackberry.com/showthread.php?t=182932

dominate22

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

Anony

7-8-5 does NOT make a haiku

subzero23

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

dolphinluver87

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

regan_tiger

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

By haroon.choudery

I love this one, too funny. I feel sorry for u man!!!

krhainos

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 | reply
Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

claire_bear

By haroon.choudery

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

I hope haroon.choudery wins!!!

biggirl1234

aha love it

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

TyGmix

I'm voting for my buddy haroon.choudery

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

coryk

I am joining the haroon.choudery parade!

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

By haroon.choudery

cucucorey

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

usman3843

By haroon.choudery

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead.
Thanks to my sister.......

I feel you bro lol

BBpearl24

WHERE is My Blackberry?
Well, mine is in despair wrapped a towel with care
For it fell in water right from the air
Now I need a phone Crackberry

My phone is dead and here I weep in bed
I hope for a flip but hopefully it won't take a dip
Thanks Crackberry!

I believe it was by Cellphonefanatic (I think!)

1ChynnaOwns7

The BlackBerry's Side of the Story... And It Ain't Pretty
By: Ms2QuteDiva | Date: Sat, 03/07/2009 - 11:41 |

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

greatcasa

I wonder if people (berryaddict1022 and a couple others) realize that if you vote for yourself multiple times from the same computer using different email accounts, that you can track the ip address of each submission, and see that they all came from the same computer. If this weren't possible and the site managers couldn't track this, don't you think others, like myself, would be voting multiples times for myself so that I (greatcasa) could win in the 10 finalist vote? By the way, I don't care what syllable counter you put "Blackberry" into and it told you it was 2 not 3 syllables, it's 3 (Black-ber-ry). One word (2 words put together), 3 syllables.

haroon.choudery

Yeah ur right. I was wondering how berryaddict1022 got so many votes even though its not the correct format and to tell u truth, its not that funny.

mycurves66

thats not nice. i thought theirs was funny in a kindof stupid way. lol and i voted bc it made me laugh. i guess it made others laugh as well. and if it really doesnt have the right format then i dont think it really mattered to where bc look at the top ten original people. not all of them have the right format.lol

Anonymous1

This is really RIDICULOUS! People are having family, friends, etc, and alot/'MOST' are making up nicks!

If you search the nick it hasn't been used ANY. And if any do JUST to show us---NONE are in the past!

MOST aren't sticking to the original rules at all!!
(5-7-5 and 3 lines)

Oh Yeah!! For all you nuckle-heads out there..

BERRY IS TWO SYLLABLES!

Say it to yourself! slowly now....Ber-ry!

Plain as the nose on your stupid face!!

bbmac56

wow theres a lot of rude people on here. lol

Anonymous1

Funny you 'bbmac56, and 'mycurves66, are two of the ones
on this site that have 'never made any other comment'.

And you know what that means...

msyummy

The Storm is coming
I can hear the vibrations
WHERE? In my panties

msyummy

mycurves66

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

OldVMer

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 |
Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

loveepineappleexpress2

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

LOLOLOLOLOL I Loved this!!!

BBlover4

Not going to vote for myself but this one is similar to what happened to me

______

WHERE is My Blackberry?
Well, mine is in despair wrapped a towel with care
For it fell in water right from the air
Now I need a phone Crackberry

My phone is dead and here I weep in bed
I hope for a flip but hopefully it won't take a dip
Thanks Crackberry!

(By Cellphonefanatic)

emburris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

Joemama67

WHERE is My Blackberry?
Well, mine is in despair wrapped a towel with care
For it fell in water right from the air
Now I need a phone Crackberry

My phone is dead and here I weep in bed
I hope for a flip but hopefully it won't take a dip
Thanks Crackberry!

(By Cellphonefanatic)

Seems Good

bbmmeupscotty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

My best friend Richard wants me to have a new BB Curve 8900 so bad, he arranged this whole thing! My room mate/b.f.f. Melissa helped and we created this great video and had a blast. It's so funny. You really should check it out! :)

Aren't we like the only one's who did a YouTube video?

millsycjensen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

zman3088

I am one of the ten finalists. I have to say from the original entries the haiku below made me laugh. Who doesn't dream about the Blackberry 24/7? That is one diehard fan....

Alarm rings daylight
reach for my Bold none exists
back to dream typing
By: jnalpath

ColeyNic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

LaVonRobinette

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

AyotteBillSylBeck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

CareBerryCarey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

bbmac56

WHERE?!
by:berryaddict1022

Blackberry o Blackberry
WHERE arnt thou Blackberry Curve 2
Really, WHERE are you?

twirpsmom

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 |

Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

greatcasa

This will be interesting to see how they figure out who wins this one with all the people that are voting for themselves multiple times with different accounts. This contest makes the first one look more legit.

hello_dolly

take 2
By: maven454 | Date: Thu, 03/05/2009 - 12:24 |
Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

jal129

Yeah I agree with some posters on here that there definitely is something strange about people getting like 20 votes in a row with random nicknames that have just joined this site. What's really strange is all these rogue CrackBerry users all voted for a poem that's not a haiku...simply because people can't count anymore apparently. I hate to sound like a dick, but come on people. I know this is an awesome prize, but don't try to cheat to get it. That's ri-dic-u-lous *4 syllables*
I hope that Kevin checks for chea-ting *2 syllables* because it will save him and us a lot of grief *1 syllable. I don't care if people self-promote, but doing it over and over with fake names or thinking your gonna fool anyone by posting your haiku with the same name multiple times isn't gonna work...you would and should not win you a black-berr-y *3 SYLLABLES*!!!! Thanks for listening...I'm really a nice guy, just stop cheating. You know who you are...

troydawg1973

haiku for u
By: J-Nic
Curve 2 in my bra
Can't remember WHERE, I call
and my boobies shake

RyRyBerryGuy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

berrydivo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

I'm a smart phone fan and I like blackberry's & cb.com

I browse this site regularly but just signed up for an account to vote for richardam because he did a really good job on his haiku. All 9 3 lined brackets of the poem are 5,7,5. Him, Tara, and Melissa we're the only entrants who actually did a youtube video from what I see and it was funny and creative, so we are voting to support our friend who actually did a good job. You can't deny that! It's not cheating AT ALL!

If you want proof from all the "newly registered" entrants, they will provide it. mother's, grandparent's, sister's, and brother's, and cousin's can register and vote too!

I wouldn't call those three cheaters.

-DW

Anony

He did not do "a really good job on his haiku" because a haiku ONLY has 3 lines. Only 3. That's it. No more. So while he might have done a good job counting syllables, he did a lousy job counting lines. So it should still be invalidated.

ColeyNic

richardam made a youtube video with his friends and promoted it to his family friends work colleagues and acquintances. when they didnt make the top ten the first time they were surprised. they really made a good video put effort into it and were funny and advertising where and crackberry. when the second chance came about we stepped in because as friends we believe it was better than the rest. its messed up that people are trying to taint what was suppose to be a fun and positive thing. im voting because it was the best and if i signed up for an account this weekend. too bad.

jal129

Please, do not make generalizations about my comments. If you got your brother, sister, mother, father to vote for you good job you're probably going to win (even if this should be a CrackBerry contest not a popularity and how many friends can I bug to vote for me contest.) I wasn't complaining about you specifically. But, there ARE people who are creating new accounts just to vote for themselves and that is just dumb and wrong. I said you know who you are...so if you're not that person...stop getting so defensive.

deja711

haiku for u
By: J-Nic
Curve 2 in my bra
Can't remember WHERE, I call
and my boobies shake

greatcasa

Since it's going to be pretty much impossible to determine a winner for this second contest (both accurately and fairly), I think maybe the two phones should go to the top 2 from the original contest ;)

bloodbath

Poster: Bloodbath

After using WHERE
Found my Curve dishing out pain
Pathetic iPhone

bloodbath

As I see it:

- It's okay to post your own Haiku. If it's good, others will vote for it also. If it sucks or just isn't as good as others, you'll be the only one voting for it.

- Blackberry has 3 syllables. Black is one syllable, Berry is 2 syllables.

- A haiku has 3 lines with a 5-7-5 syllable count. Extra syllables per line and/or extra lines are not a haiku. Not following this format should disqualify those entries especially considering the rules stated that a haiku be written. It's not fare to those who played by the rules and had to limit their poems in size and syllable count.

- Using multiple nicknames and to help boost your total number of votes is cheating, but having friends, colleagues, family, etc. isn't cheating. Voting is open to the public and they count as voters. However, it does dilute the how the true Crackberry community feels.

- Perhaps a better method for selecting the 2nd winner is needed to avoid cheating, controversy, etc. Perhaps having the site owner/owners select a top ten this time, and then letting the public choose. It's only a suggestion.

jrfabrega

everyone is voting for themselves. its just like the FIRST where entry post...

tech42er

Cheating, fake accounts
Extra lines and syllables
All for a BB?

note: I considered making the last line "All for a Blackb'rry?" to satirize berryaddict1022 (the guy who thinks black-ber-ry is 2 syllables), but then it technically wouldn't be a haiku. What do you think, which is better in the last line, BB or Blackb'rry?

P.S. I don't care about winning. I just like writing haikus :)

Sylverlady

Cheating, fake accounts
Extra lines and syllables
All for a BB?

By: tech42er

My vote. Because it's a genuine haiku.

And in this case, very true. Can't knock that.