Twas the Night Before Christmas - CrackBerry Style

'Twas the Night Before Christmas
By Kevin Michaluk on 24 Dec 2008 09:42 am
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BIG THANKS to Jason for sending this in. Definitely a CrackBerry Christmas Classic!

'Twas the Night Before Christmas
by Jason L.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,

no devices were running, not even my mouse!

The blizzard had swept through the town an ice shower,

it had thrashed, it had crashed, we had all lost our power!

I was sitting there weeping with my mind full of dread,

when a great revelation popped in my head!

My BlackBerry, my BlackBerry...on 24/7,

it was my salvation, my new glimpse of heaven!

I leaped from my chair with a great sense of joy,

Christmas may be for children, but I had my toy!

With instant push email, a browser, and flash,

it was the most prized possession of my electronic stash!

My eyes lit up brightly as they fell down upon it,

I know it's an object, but I always did fawn it!

When, what to my glimmering sight should appear,

an email, a text, my eye shed a tear!

My night was not ruined, my nightmare deflected,

I knew in a moment, I was always connected!

I unwrapped my "sword" from its tight leather sheath,

and I whistled, and shouted, and gritted my teeth!

"I love you! I love you! My glorious BlackBerry!

I love you! I love you! My Christmas is merry!"

Open browser, open menu, and enter address,

to crackberry.com, joyous, God bless!"

The page began loading, the bar filled with blue,

I was filled with excitement knowing not what to do!

Like the Garden of Eden or lands milk and honey,

CrackBerry was my paradise, treasures greater than money!

With forums, and blogs, and up-to-date news,

it serves every person from Christians to Jews!

No matter what your religion or winter tradition,

crackberry.com brings all to fruition!

With tons of free goodies like ringtones and themes,

crackberry.com is more than it seems!

A central help center when your service is stopping,

or a bountiful warehouse for holiday shopping!

Wallpapers, skins, and cases to carry,

chargers, and cradles, and Bluetooths, how merry!

Forget hand-sewn sweaters, no fruitcakes, no more,

Don't need two front teeth just the Crackberry store!

After hours of surfing that wonderful site,

I bade my farewell and said my goodnight!

Put on my pajamas and I crept into bed,

while visions of BlackBerrys danced through my head!

I pulled up the covers and drifted to sleep,

praying the heavens my smartphone to keep!

A last roaming thought of my BlackBerry chum,

I knew in the night Kris Kringle would come!

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

and filled all the stockings then turned with a jerk!

Ring-a-ling, ring-a-ling came a noise from his sleigh,

I woke up quite suddenly and heard Santa say,

"Yes Mrs. Claus I'll be home around dawn, and please stop worrying, my GPS's on!"

And away Santa flew like the down of a thistle,

but I heard him exclaim, and his BlackBerry whistle,

"Even Santa's connected and always doth carry, not magic, not Rudolph, but his faithful BlackBerry!"

Topics: Editorial

Kevin Michaluk Kevin Michaluk "Founder, Editor in Chief " 3920 (articles) 3285 (forum posts)
47 comments

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I am cracking up from that!

mystics7

THAT WAS AWSOME!!!! i new santa had a blackberry!!!!!!

Darth Dennis

That was great!

Happy Holidays to all!

credd

loved it! happy holidays!

jerseysoprano

Wow, everyone needs a blackberry to keep their lives going....Even Santa...Loved this story!!!! Long live CRACKBERRY!!!!

TXBlade

AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas

CasyCasy

OMG!! That was perfect!!! and I do mean PERFECT :-)

CasyCasy

OMG!! That was perfect!!! and I do mean PERFECT :-)

pmich

That just made my day!!

gdasilva16

that's was great!! a true classic

BlackPearl890

lmfao!!! im printing this out!! :D

karier13

Jason that was wonderful!! I really enjoyed it and how true

LoneStarTX

My wife, who thinks I love my Curve more than her, thought was cute. Great find!

cocog1

ordered a car charger! incase the power goes out! lol lol Thanks a bunch. THAT WAS GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

I love this! It's a really cute story!

MichaelBrandonW

Awesome Awesome Awesome!
Thx for sharing. Happy Holidays

crackvegas78

Love it. Great way to start Christmas

michael95gt

A great Christmas story!!!!

cobra302

that was neat! thanks!

marcleb9

Santa's is without a doubt a crackberry addict.

coachcurtisbusse

this site is full of love & joy

dcjr99

That is the greatest Christmas story ever... Next the Motion Picture.... LMAO... Merry Christmas to all.

DANIEL

sml20exel

I'll be nice and think you made that spur of the moment. Merry Christmas!

Saronix

This is so much better than that crap that Palm is trying to pull, with Santa "Claus" using a Centro!

Keep up the great work at CrackBerry, and Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays!!

bklady388

I love it! So very thorough! Thank you Kevin for posting this and thanks to Jason L for the excellent, excellent blackberry edition! Merry Christmas to all and to all a Blackberry! :-)

Anonymous

This is so funny!!! Have Merry Christmas/Happy Holiday to everyone :)

bobj314

Was this a contest or something? If so I can see why it won this is sweet!!! I hope he won a storm or something, lol. I finally have a GOOD Christmas story to tell my kids now!!!

eripmu

Hope Santa likes the cool-aid.
Well done. Ho Ho Ho

Fuze_Enyahs101

although im not with BB anymore i still love CrackBerry and this lil Christmas jingle is so cute and creative lol!!
good work to the author...

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

jlii

Priceless!

Happy Holidays!

Janstheman

I feel the same way. For without a Blackberry, there is no reason for the day. Long live Crackberry! It is the best way!

saintj

One of the best Christmas stories Ive read

texas1

Amazing way to go Santa

Pearlish

Thank you for this. What a great Christmas treat. Merry Christmas CrackBerry Nation.

paramedicman

That was so awesome. Merry Christmas to all and have a joyous and Happy New Year.

Warrior VP

We all knew Santa carried a Blackberry. Great work, priceless!!

Darinda

Merry Christmas BlackBerry legion! Kudos to Jason :)

linkkoriri

I love that one! I'll have to remember to read that to my kids when I have them, HAHA!

npinaz

That was great!!! What a way to lift everyones spirits. You just have to smile. Thanks

drjay868

Awesome and very funny.

Merry Christmas everyone!

phyddiss

OMG how ingenious. It is so cute I couldn't stop smiling.

tcapote

That was GREAT! Thank you!

maddie1128

LOL Loved it!! Wonder if bbmaps works on Santa's Storm??? lol