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Posted by excess Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

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Posted by Spence09 Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

First?

 
 
Posted by ALCie Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

That picture is full of win.

I like Pre-jects. Unless of course the Pre somehow turns into a stocker phone. That mirror on the back might help. I haven't figured out how yet...

 
 
Posted by skullz Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Cause the people that switch will be comming back.....lol

 
 
Posted by probigeorge11 Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

how bout pre-bankruptcy????

 
 
Posted by DaleMH Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

by the thought that they didn't buy a blackberry when they had the chance

 
 
Posted by Bla1ze Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

How abt Pre-Ressurection? They can be Palm-Ressurectors!

That's what Palm is hoping will happen to their brandname! lol!

 
 
Posted by syb0rg Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Pre-Tenders
Pre-tty much like and iPhone
Pre-tty boys

 
 
Posted by msk9 Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

PRE-TARD

 
 
Posted by Couldbeanybody Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

How about "smart". If it ends up being a better phone than the Storm, why not switch? Especially if you end up with a cheaper monthly plan which ends up being a win on both sides. Only immature fanboys with envy of what they don't have would really care to create a post or thread like this. There's enough room in the world for RIM, Apple, HTC, Palm, Nokia and whoever. No one has created a perfect phone. That's why there are many and we have a choice. Suck it up, grow up, and just enjoy what you have for what it is.

 
 
Posted by probigeorge11 Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

uh oh, must be looking for a kevin-smash

 
 
Posted by syb0rg Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

How about this, this phone has already had to go back to the drawing board SEVERAL time due to violating copy-righted "ideals" that Apple/HTC and RIM have trademarked. Palm is trying to take what everyone likes about the other phones and put them together in the Pre.I do agree with the statement that HTC/Palm/RIM/Apple/Nokia/Motorola and ect. to make phone for various reasons. I.E. some teenage girl or Emo kid that needs their music, give them an iPhone. you got a lawyer and they need .docs and .pdfs at a fingertip and ready to edit copy/paste/ and trasfer... give them a RIM BB ... you know how this plays out... but when you are on a BB baisis site.... and you rant like that... please grow up and gather the facts, that we are just having fun.

 
 
Posted by ctiffen Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Depending on just how smart the phone really is...

Prediots
Pre-wits

Or... if those using the Pre tend to be a bit snobby...

Pre-sians?
Ok, maybe not so funny... But I thought it was.

And depending on just how fast it takes off...

Pre-Mature

(that one was too easy...come on...)

 
 
Posted by probigeorge11 Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

u even said pre-tends without knowing it

 
 
Posted by ctiffen Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

Haha... good catch!

 
 
Posted by AgentScribe Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

I hope it has already been said, but I was thinking:

"Pre-tenders"

 
 
Posted by bgwavrder Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

If this device doesn't get Palm back on the map.

 
 
Posted by wesley42079 Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

I would call the new device "Pre-Dophile."

 
 
Posted by AgentScribe Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

I meant, "Hope it hasn't" been said, but that is neither here nor there as "pretenders" was already offered.

The best that I've read, however, isn't even the first idea I had.

I like "Pretards" props to excess!

 
 
Posted by ch33ky Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

PREviously iPhone owners

 
 
Posted by Deadpan Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

I still don't like the name 'Pre'. I guess it means something in whatever country Palm is camped out in. But to me, an American English speaker, it means 'before.'

Before what?
Before Palm chokes on it's own entrails?
Before they come out with a better smartphone?
Before they get the snot sued out of them by apple and the dozen or so patent trolls?

I guess I'll wait for the Palm ______ or the Palm Post.

 
 
Posted by LMAO Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

PRE-JACULATORS

 
 
Posted by Deadpan Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Damn. Beat me to it.

 
 
Posted by eof Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Pre-Mature Ejaculators

 
 
Posted by LMAO Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

sorry beat u to it lol

 
 
Posted by ChuckH0308 Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

This was the first thing that came to my mind when I heard they were naming the phone "Pre." Sorry Palm, but what a stupid name for a phone, especially one that is supposed to be the latest and greatest flagship model. I can just see it now when someone asks a Pre owner what they use for a cell phone. "I have a pre." "A pre what?"

 
 
Posted by samversionone Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Pre-tenders

 
 
Posted by azboricua Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Because they are no retarded just yet, but will be when they buy the phone.

 
 
Posted by azboricua Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Because they are no retarded just yet, but will be when they buy the phone.

 
 
Posted by Deadpan Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

I just suggested the following on the Pre blog:

"Pre-Nuptials, cause if you're on Limp you're gonna wish you'd read the one they made you sign and added a 'no kinky sex' clause. Cause you're gonna get [redacted].

But seriously, I can't wait for see how the Pre handles after the launch. I can only wish everyone the best of luck on the road to smartphone evolution.

At least we're both kicking the iPhone's ass, right?"

Another thought that came to me was Premature E******ors but then that would lead to really fun, unprintable flame war.

 
 
Posted by Everlast04x Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

why would anyone buy this smartphone?? i could understand getting an iphone over a blackberry. but really, this? this is a joke right?? this phone is a premature april fools joke

 
 
Posted by cexshun Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Priests?
Preachy?
Preadolescence?
Precaution?
Precursor?
Predictable?

 
 
Posted by Detective Scrotes Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Everyone's so busy busting a nut over the Palm Pre-come that they forgot it's on a shitty network. Oh yes, I went there...

 
 
Posted by xWiggy18x Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Palm will soon go out of business, and the rights will be bought up. To many people are trying to copy the "iPhone"

 
 
Posted by wryun Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Pre-berty:
Much like going through puberty, but in the pda sense.
Think of buying a pre as one step closer to man/woman-hood.
They will soon become BlackBerry users!

PRE-BERTY!

 
 
Posted by smeemm Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

I would go with PREMI(S)...

As in:
Premature to think this is the second coming
Premature to think this will save Palm
Premature to think this is the same as a Blackberry
Premature to think that Apple will not bury them in law suits
Premature to think Sprint can handle this device
Premature to think people will dump VZW or AT&T to get this
Premature to think that I put so damn much thought into this

 
 
Posted by samversionone Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Pre-dictable

 
 
Posted by HAHA310 Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Oh I know what to call them! How about "People who don't have to revert to name calling and childish BS just because another group of folks have a better product and didn't settle for crap like the Blackberry Storm" Yeah. That's a good name to call them!

 
 
Posted by minpinisland Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

PRE-TARD
PRE-DICULOUS
PRE-TENDER
PRE-PULSIVE

 
 
Posted by I guess pre-tard Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

Uhhh Palm was first and patent wise they own the pda smartphone world so to all the lawsuit comments, Palm laughs at Apple:) Not to mention Mr. Jobs the smartest man in the company ever, point to case when he left the product line went to ***** in a handbasket so he had to come back, did ya miss he is gone again give it a year or two product line will again be terrible they can only play on what Jobs has done for so long before everyone realizes he's gone and say what you want but the man is skin and bones and Can u say expiring seriously overpriced att plans please set me free god sooon!!!!!!

As far a Crackberry users now besides corrupt ceo and coo burning the books and only one crappy product cough cough STORM they pushed it to quick should have waited, anyway hella good company best in the bussiness so I'll leave it be at that, they own industry period.

Now back to Palm Pre whatever you wanna call the people that buy it it will eventually have Flash player ten NUFF SAID LOL they will sell and well I bet although the company just like all others unless something major happens will never overtake RIM

Just my opinion

 
 
Posted by technodan Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

How about PREDOMINATION

 
 
Posted by rapsball4 Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

I probably wouldn't be laughing at this article if not for one I saw earlier today quoting the Palm CEO trashtalking the iPhone. He said that it was perfect timing as the second-year anniversary of iPhone because people's contracts would be up so they can throw them out and get a Pre.

It probably will be a very good phone, and Palm were the originators of smartphones so I respect the company, but foolish words by a CEO to trashtalk the competition before your phone is even released. Especially since the Palm name is pretty much dead, so it'll be an uphill battle to overpower the Apple and Blackberry names.

 
 
Posted by BELTRAN Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

PRE-TARTED OWNERS

 
 
Posted by Emilluminati Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

PreJaculates

 
 
Posted by Emilluminati Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

PreMoes

 
 
Posted by Emilluminati Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

LePREs

 
 
Posted by Emilluminati Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1173 days ago

PREaks or PREks
I like this one.

 
 
Posted by jforce Monday, Mar 09, 2009 1172 days ago

Pre-Mees

 
 
Posted by Guylene Wednesday, Mar 11, 2009 1171 days ago

palm-tree
pre-ty.
pre-burty.
pre-berry
pre-dict.
pre-aged.
pre-ceded.
pre-cious.
pre-dudes.
pre-lude. Maybe something else will follow

 
 
Posted by bighap Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

I know it is spelled Prima Donna, but this is just too fitting lol

 
 
Posted by Tom From Philly Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

I got another name for the owners, Pre-Jaculations..... thought it was good maybe not what ever, BB4LIFE!!

PIN ME BITCHES!! 3060c43e

 
 
Posted by stevo805 Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

Pre schoolers

 
 
Posted by nddulac Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

Let's just hope they don't get frustrated to a point of being Pre-Postal.

 
 
Posted by timsmish Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

how about Palm Pre-jac-u-late

Sorry couldn't resist hahahaha

 
 
Posted by muydess Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

It should be called Too-Late

 
 
Posted by B-model Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

Come on ... no need. The Pre is gonna be an awesome phone.

 
 
Posted by revslg Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

Pre-vious
Pre-dictable
Pre-posterous

Or what the owners will be doing: Pre-vent

 
 
Posted by pcamp5 Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

There was a demo of this phone on the late show last night. Aside from the slider to use the keyboard, the phone was nice. If Palm can survive till the summer release date they may have something.

 
 
Posted by redball99 Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

How Abou;

WANNA-PRES....(WANNA BE'S)
PRETENDERS
PRE'KS...(LIKE FREAKS)
PRE-T BOYS
PRE-C'S
PRE-C BOYS

 
 
Posted by seraphic.archite Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

pRe-tards

 
 
Posted by Freddy X Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

I've been calling this thing the Palm Prēo since day one. and now that I FINALLY saw that it does turn on it's side, which I had never seen before, my short stint with RIM (Storm) may be over. though, ugh.. going back to Sprint.

 
 
Posted by nomsed Tuesday, Mar 10, 2009 1172 days ago

I'm thinking more Preberry's, cuz once they use the Palm they'll be beggin' for a Blackberry

 
 
Posted by brodcaster Wednesday, Mar 11, 2009 1171 days ago

couldn't get to sleep last night thinking of "pre" names :)

sorry.

Pre-vents?

Pre-sure?

Pre-cool?

he hehehe

have fun!

 
 
Posted by Guylene Wednesday, Mar 11, 2009 1171 days ago

palmys
crackpalm (after the storm)

 
 
Posted by mokash34 Wednesday, Mar 11, 2009 1171 days ago

Pre-nuts from the Pre-nut Gallery

 
 
Posted by cowboykane Thursday, Mar 19, 2009 1163 days ago

How about Pre-Cum

 
 
Posted by Mark Skoultchi Sunday, Apr 05, 2009 1146 days ago

My company, Catchword, actually worked with Palm to name the Pre, and I thought it might help your readers to hear some of the reasons why the name was recommended to Palm.

Before I do though, I want to give props to everyone on this thread for coming up with some pretty damn funny and clever names for future Pre users. Never a fan of the names that make fun of the handicapped (um, Pre-Tards), but Pre-tenders certainly made me chuckle. And that's quite a compliment coming from a naming guy. :-)

Also, in the interest of full disclosure, while I'm currently a BB user, I gotta admit I'm seriously tempted by the Pre. Pretty rockin' phone.

Anyway - the reasons for the name:

For starters, the name is a short, single syllable, word that pairs very nicely with the Palm company name. And, of course, because it begins with a "P" it's alliterative. Palm Pre really does roll off the tongue.

In addition, it makes use of an accented "e", which is consistent with other products in the Palm portfolio, including the Treo (and the Foleo), which also makes use of an accented "e". The accent is also a really nice device for distinguishing the name visually in the market.

The messaging communicated in the name is intentionally broad in order to avoid pigeonholing and the suggestion of a specific *type* of phone (e.g. text phone, music phone, camera phone, etc). General associations with setting a new PREcedent, and the implication of things to come were of course intentional. You get a bit of redefining what it means to be a smartphone. And maybe you get a little speed and efficiency from the name if you're taken to Prix as in Grand Prix.

Lastly, and this is really important, the name doesn't try to out "cool" all the other phones in the space. It's not a "Dare" or a "Decoy" or a "Sway" or a "Juke" or a "Mirage" or whatever. Pre is more understated and allows the phone itself to take center stage. It's a cool phone and shouldn't be upstaged by the name. The thinking is that you don't buy this phone because it sounds cool - you buy this phone because it IS cool!

Here's the link to Catchword's website, where you can find a case study on the Pre name:

www.catchwordbranding.com

Cool thread. Really enjoyed all the reader suggestions! :-)

Mark Skoultchi
Principal
Catchword