Britney gives us a visual checklist of all those things a superstar needs when in rehab. Here, Britney checks herself out for the third time in as many weeks with the things she holds dear.
1. Journal in which to write 12 step progress and meaningful lyrics. Check.
2. Wedding Ring. Cus you love K-Fed so much n’all. Check
3. Cheap lighter. To see in the dark and not to light up. Check.
4. Paris Hilton’s dog. Hey how’d that get here? Check.
5. Really bad wig. But, we liked the cue ball look. Check.
6. BlackBerry. The best device in the world and the only way to communicate with children’s father, lawyer, agent, dealer, manager and Paris. Check.
So we are all set, y’all.