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Leaked: RIM's New BlackBerry Terminator 9900!

by Kevin Michaluk on 1 Oct 2008 04:53 AM
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BlackBerry Terminator

On AT&T waiting for the Bold? Visions of a BlackBerry Storm dancing thorugh your head? Screw it! Set your eyes on RIM's latest device, the BlackBerry Terminator. With no less than four machine guns, this baby is RIM's literal response to Wall Street's demands to produce a BlackBerry Smartphone that not only kills the iPhone, but blows it to pieces.

The BlackBerry Terminator should be available just in time for Christmas. I know I'm putting it on my list. BIG Thanks to member defsupreme for posting this in the CrackBerry Forums. He says he obtained the leaked internal document from a "reliable source." LOL :-)

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Posted by amirnabilkamelsaad Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

Gosh...and I thought the Bold would be their best for at least a year. If that is true that it's coming later this year/early 2009 (I'm praying they don't delay this one too...), would be cheaper and faster?

I really need some details on it just to know what to buy and when...this is getting really out of hand guys.

 
 
Posted by Valace2 Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

I have a hard time believing this is legit :)
I meen why would AT&T put out an Iphone killer. Maybe Verizon will get this one too.Oh wait the Iphone isn't going to make it through the Storm.

 
 
Posted by Simon Sage Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

Source, plus video. :)

http://www.parkoz.com/zboard/view.php?id=images2&no=37634

 
 
Posted by Kevin Michaluk Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

Thanks Simon.. Added. Knew there had to be one but didn't know where to look.

 
 
Posted by Click Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

I can't wait for vzw to get this!!! First the Storm then the Terminator?!?! Man I love RIM!! :) :) :)

 
 
Posted by CGSCOT Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

It's already Terminated their 3G service ;)

 
 
Posted by AKJ Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

man I would have thought that after the Storm, RIM would at less made this one have a touchscreen as well. Does anyone know if it running OS 5.0 or if it is OS 4.3 like all other blackberry in America?

 
 
Posted by Anonymous Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

Does anyone know if it has wi-fi? And does the camera have a flash?

 
 
Posted by Anonymous Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

My sources point out that it's actually the ED-209.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ED-209

It does have wi-fi and the camera on it has flash....multiple flashes in fact.

 
 
Posted by Kevin Michaluk Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

you killled all the fun :)

there is a blackberry logo on it, so we can still pretend.

 
 
Posted by tgilmore16 Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

Hey, I like it. I heard a rumor the Crackberry store will offer a software / hardware add on of a radar tracking system along with a small missile launcher.

Will that be an OTA install with the missile launcher plugging in the USB port and can I get that in dark blue to match my form fit case ?

 
 
Posted by Dannyg227 Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

lil disappointed that it doesnt have a qwerty keyboard. I guess the miniguns make up for it.

 
 
Posted by CasyCasy Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

That's just plain funny!!

 
 
Posted by Pholey22 Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

one right now. Accidentally shot my dog! I was trying to send an email video and bang, the thing just went off. I guess there are still some bugs to work out. Oh well, it goes with the territory of being a device tester. Only if it could have been the wife...I loved that dog!!

Edit: Just kidding I love my wife and hate sleeping on the couch! LOL

 
 
Posted by Pholey22 Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

one right now. Accidentally shot my dog! I was trying to send an email video and bang, the thing just went off. I guess there are still some bugs to work out. Oh well, it goes with the territory of being a device tester. Only if it could have been the wife...I loved that dog!!

Edit: Just kidding I love my wife and hate sleeping on the couch! LOL

 
 
Posted by ice2236 Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

Now we have legit proof that a blackberry can kick any other phones butt! Does your phone have miniguns? I think not!

 
 
Posted by demonio Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

This is too funny XD. It really should be called the "Samsung Terminator" since it's got Sammy pieces all over it (the keypad on the side of the leg, the swivel camera for an eye).
Anyway, I wouldn't mind snatching one of these. Where do I sign up? ;)

 
 
Posted by timlutz Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

Where can I get 1 of those????LOL or at least a cool picture.

 
 
Posted by JORGEv2.0 Wednesday, Oct 01, 2008 1331 days ago

does it play Doom?

 
 
Posted by Cealtus Thursday, Oct 02, 2008 1331 days ago

As mentioned earlier, thats more a a Samsung keypad on the leg....my first thought was "why get rid of the trackball? I like the trackball..."
and just thinking about scale...if those little barrels are supposed to be .22cal,
I'm gonna have to punch those keys with a boxing glove to dial a number ;)
I thought everyone wanted smaller phones...

 
 
Posted by MikeTheSith200 Thursday, Oct 02, 2008 1331 days ago

My cousin works for paramount and he said his friend was on the set of transformers revenge of the fallen and say this thing there. He thinks someones blackberry transforms. Maybe two phones combine. Idk but that would be cool.

 
 
Posted by MikeTheSith200 Thursday, Oct 02, 2008 1331 days ago

My cousin works for paramount and he said his friend was on the set of transformers revenge of the fallen and say this thing there. He thinks someones blackberry transforms. Maybe two phones combine. Idk but that would be cool.

 
 
Posted by Anonymous Thursday, Oct 02, 2008 1330 days ago

the only problem is this guy is i heard it doesn't have an airplane mode.. but its pretty much illegal to fly with it anyway so.. oh well i guess..

 
 
Posted by Mac208x Friday, Oct 03, 2008 1330 days ago

Photoshop plx? the video is so weird and it doesnt represent nothin that would be RIM. Somebody could just photoshop that thing and post it and be like o look theres another BB!!! yay (bs)