Jessica Simpson loves her CrackBerry! #tbt

CrackBerry Jessica
By Kevin Michaluk on 19 Jun 2014 10:30 am EDT
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It's Thursday, which means it's Throwback Thursday. So while sitting through the procedural part (the boring part) of the BlackBerry's Annual General Meeting of Shareholders, I took a stroll through some of CrackBerry's old Thursday posts and came across this beauty, which I posted on a Thursday some SEVEN years ago. On Thursday, June 21st, 2007 to be precise.

You can't really argue with Jessica Simpson, circa 2007, rocking a BlackBerry 8700. And how about that t-shirt she's wearing? Hot Damnnn!!!! :)

CrackBerry Jessica

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Jessica Simpson loves her CrackBerry! #tbt

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Best work you have done in a long time, Kevin.

Congrats....

Founding Member of "Club Z30 "..... the most exclusive club in mobile

Are you sure she new what Crackberry meant...and that she didn't wear the t-shirt thinking it gave her access to crack?

You know she probably thought, hey if I wear a shirt with the word crack, then all the dealers will automatically think I'm looking for it...and make some good offers!

Cartman says: Screw you guys I'm going home!

It would help BlackBerry a lot to have some celebrity endorsements, or some known celebrity BlackBerry lovers.
Also photoshopped shirts do not count.
But yeah she used to be hot as hell

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Ahhhhh, the good old days, when chicken was tuna, and tuna was chicken, in and out of the sea!

When Jessica Simpson could still fit through a door frame and did not have to enter sideways...

The good old days when she had a reality TV show and the Kardashian name conjured images of a really boring b-celebrity porn tape...

The days when people still thought movie remakes were a good idea, like the "Dukes Of Hazard", a movie whose only reason for being re-made that so that tweener boys could get 10 seconds of Jessica Simpson in a bikini...

The good old 2007, when BlackBerry still thought they had a shinning future ahead of them only to be rudely woken up from their daydreaming by Apple releasing the first IPhone (and all the Appletards and Sheeple rejoiced!)...

Oh yeah...2007 sucked ass!

Cartman says: Screw you guys I'm going home!

Kevin send her a bb10 phone of her choice and a new CB shirt. She is all over the news again. Nice!

Vtecberry Z10

You want to really impress us? Ask Jessica to pose wearing that same t-shirt in 2014.

Sent from my BlackBerry Z30

The good ol' days. For both BlackBerry and Jessica. :) Now we got no apps and a houseful of screaming babies.

Posted from the bottom half of my Z10 / my brand new, custom Z5

I guess we could still get her a patch that she could embroider onto her mom jeans though.

Posted from the bottom half of my Z10 / my brand new, custom Z5

I don't get it.

She's not wearing a Crackberry shirt. This might have been cool (or something?) in 2007. But now it just makes me ask why did you put a photoshopped picture of minor celebrity on Crackberry?