Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

By Kevin Michaluk on 5 Mar 2009 09:32 am

Leave your BlackBerry Haiku Contest entry in the comments to this post. Good luck!

Look at that! CrackBerry contest week is barely over and we're bringing you another chance to win a BlackBerry smartphone! And this time it's not luck that will win your BlackBerry of choice, it's your creativity and talent. Full details from our friends at Where after the break ...

BlackBerry Haiku Contest

In honor of the WHERE mobile application launching on the BlackBerry Storm smartphone, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free BlackBerry smartphone to one of its readers.

I know what you are thinking: free BlackBerry smartphone! Where do I sign up? The contest rules are easy. In haiku form, answer the question: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone right now? Leave it in the comments section of this post either in text or link to a YouTube video.

Top 10 haikus will be chosen by the WHERE team on March 10th. Then it's up to you, CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner. The winner will be notified via email on March 16th and will have a choice of a BlackBerry smartphone or Gift Card towards the BlackBerry store, value up to $400.

Example Haikus: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone Right Now? Here are a couple of examples to get you started:

Nestled in a warm
Place, my BlackBerry smartphone
Waits for a loud ring

In my pocketbook
Probably at the bottom
Under my lipstick

How to Score Additional Points:
1. Standard Haiku format is 3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables. Please adhere to this format, or your entry may be disqualified. Prime Numbers Rule!
2. Get an A or B list celebrity to read your Haiku on video and automatically Win! Note, Gary Coleman does not count as an A or B list celebrity but will be admitted under the condition that he reads your haiku AND says, "Whatcha talking about Willis"
3. Mention WHERE in your Haiku and automatically get a brownie point
4. How are we determining the top 10? The ones that make us laugh the hardest. Simple enough, right?

About Where: A little more about the WHERE mobile application. WHERE is a location-based application that uses GPS to help you find people, places and things. Whether it's tracking down the cheapest gas, getting reviews to a new restaurant, satisfying your craving for a latte, or helping you find your friends in a crowded city, WHERE delivers the best in local information from Eventful, Yelp, GasBuddy, Zipcar, Starbucks, Buddy Beacon and more. WHERE also lets you see your places on a map, get directions and share locations with friends. WHERE can be downloaded from Built for BlackBerry.com and Where.com. For more info on Where for the Storm, you can watch this video.

BlackBerry®, RIM®, Research In Motion®, SureType® and related trademarks, names and logos are the property of Research In Motion Limited and are registered and/or used in the U.S. and countries around the world. Used under license from Research In Motion Limited.

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1918 comments

J-sta Mar 8, 2009 at 4:06 am

I wait ten seconds
By my girlfriends butt, surprise!
Thank you Phoney farts

Ochoa777 Mar 8, 2009 at 4:13 am

Lost, my phone and I
Looking for FUN stuff to do
Need to download WHERE

skg89 Mar 8, 2009 at 4:15 am

I can't put her down
I wont let her go, she's always
blinking at me, you see

izzyncade Mar 8, 2009 at 5:11 am

Crackberry.com
WHERE I get my STORM news fix
'ALAS, a contest!

golo77 Mar 8, 2009 at 5:11 am

On crackberry ready to be purchased; in the box ready to be opened & amazed by; in the holster ready to be unclipped from; infront of me ready to blast into the beautiful world of technology "BLACKBERRY." Thank you crackberry, for having blackberry.

GaryGnu Mar 8, 2009 at 5:26 am

Below Desk Glowing
Wrapped red glow
Complicated new

EddyEC Mar 8, 2009 at 6:22 am

|On| |my| |lap| |it| |sits|
|My| |Black|Berry| |be|ing| |a| |king|
|On |its| |right|ful| |throne|

Hope you like. That's what I think of my BB, a king.

Jackaveli Mar 8, 2009 at 6:32 am

Gotd*mn Voyager!
Upgrade on March 25th.
WHERE's the nearest store?

Al Hex Mar 8, 2009 at 6:48 am

Dunno WHERE it is
But you have my future one
give me a wrin

camille016 Mar 8, 2009 at 7:39 am

My precious pink Pearl
Snugly wedged in my pink bra
Hands off, you pervert

jonathonmccoy Mar 8, 2009 at 8:01 am

Safe and securly charging next to me. As it always is.

sirjay Mar 8, 2009 at 9:02 am

Oh..Blackberry Oh..blackberry please let me click..so i can
feel your vibes through my sh..???

sirjay Mar 8, 2009 at 9:02 am

Oh..Blackberry Oh..blackberry please let me click..so i can
feel your vibes through my sh..???

camille016 Mar 8, 2009 at 9:15 am

Blacker the berry,
Sweeter the juice on my Pearl
At a Jamba Juice

acbafam Mar 8, 2009 at 9:18 am

Form follows function
Tips tap keys, move ball
Where is. Eureka!

gman15 Mar 8, 2009 at 9:22 am

In the midnite sun
By Canada's northern lites
My BB and me
Snug as a bug in a rug
Having lots of fun

sthiessen Mar 8, 2009 at 9:25 am

Port-a-potty rush,
pants up, phone drop with the flush...
Where? Not there!! Oh shit!

Thomas P. Mar 8, 2009 at 10:10 am

It was love at first
Sight, clicking the Storm through the
Middle of the night!

Must say I felt like
McLovin when I said that
"I've got a boner!"

eklamb311 Mar 8, 2009 at 11:39 am

WHERE does not work in
Iraq. I miss pizza. WHY
did i sign contract.

LeadPencil Mar 8, 2009 at 12:18 pm

Wiping off Touch-screen

Phone pinned tween face and shoulder

Man, my skin’s oily

kb2hap Mar 8, 2009 at 12:20 pm

its in my pocket,
its on a rocket, its where?
its with obama!

Sedaka Mar 8, 2009 at 12:23 pm

Where, Oh Blackberry,
Might you be hiding yourself?
I cannot find you.

When last I saw you,
You were tucked carefully safe
'Neath my pillowed head.

Alas that strap so
Handy proved just dandy to
Feline willful play.

This artful night-time
Thief, whilst I slept soundly took
You to parts unknown.

Thanks to WHERE and CB for the chance to win a BB.

Best regards!

Daniel S Mar 8, 2009 at 12:45 pm

With me all the time
Loyal wherever I go
Driving Steve Jobs nuts!

Please don't tempt me now
Promised not at dinner time
Oh why the hell not

Left office at six
But boss now in my pocket
Working all night long

I read cb.com everyday and sadly have a slow early generation berry. Thanks for your consideration.

jj711 Mar 8, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Somewhere far away,
My Berry asks WHERE oh WHERE
Are your fingers at?

Constantly seeking
The smartest phone of them all,
I wait in anguish!

Skytrain Mar 8, 2009 at 1:36 pm

Oh, it's so clever!
With Blackberry I tether!
Porno WHEREever!

berryaddict1022 Mar 8, 2009 at 8:38 pm

hearing voices from
under my butt, whoops i am
dialing again

crackcookie Mar 8, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Where is my Berry

It can't be far, we are one

Sewn in my Left Arm

hihibea Mar 8, 2009 at 3:18 pm

Hot in bed, dire
Dangerously in love, like
Sleeping with fire

BhuDeo Mar 8, 2009 at 4:00 pm

My red BlackBerry Pearl
Vibrates in my left pocket
Oh my! She's a thrill!

CapSierra Mar 8, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Where? It's on its way!
Pre-Paid! In the courier's hand.
Anticipation!

antprdgm Mar 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm

hooked by USB
loading beta 4.5
did they get it right?

rrover5 Mar 8, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Its on my Dash pumping out old Punk Bands on Slacker Radio
Coming back from Snow boarding in Mammoth with the Family.

Lindersss Mar 8, 2009 at 7:56 pm

Flushed down the toilet
Where?, swimming with the fishies
Never to be seen

coffee_mochi Mar 8, 2009 at 9:34 pm

sorrow, misery
for my bb is dead and
sits at my lap. sob.

Rossce214 Mar 8, 2009 at 10:26 pm

Can you call my bb?
I don't know where I left it.
Oops, its in my purse!

Sylverlady Mar 10, 2009 at 3:24 am

Storm came for Christmas,
And now it's my Storm to stay.
Yes! My Storm and Me.

----------------------------

"Where?" Funny Movies I'll see,
To keep me happy-
Till another Storm I'll see!

----------------------------

Need another fix...
"Where?" any "Where!" Make it Snappy!
More cool apps I'll load...

----------------------------

For "Where" I'll be found,
With my Storm downloading "Where."
For now, have to 'Poynt'.

----------------------------

Okay, so my SmartPhone is
not an Apple, It
can still beat up an iPhone!

----------------------------

Where, Oh Where, is my
Ba-bee? My Sweet BlackBerry Storm?
Where is my Baby now??

----------------------------

What and WHERE is WHERE?
WHERE is for everything! What??
WHERE is on Smartphone!!

Thanks to Crackberry, Kevin, and the "Where" team for the new contest!

borderpatrol1987 Mar 8, 2009 at 11:27 pm

Hi there crackberry
oh where is my blackberry
on my side it is

RevJar Mar 8, 2009 at 11:47 pm

WHERE is my Berry
Waiting for bailout money
Waiting to be bought

The Legendary Mar 9, 2009 at 1:03 am

Hey there crackberry staff
Thats my blackberry storm in your hands
where did you find it

JKS JKS I HOPE it comes true i entered all the bday contests and never won same with the other contests this one took atleast a little work hope that i win, and my hikuik prophecy comes true

Stewie53 Mar 9, 2009 at 1:15 am

Blackberry in hand
Select the berry browser
With freedom to roam

Berry surf the web
401K disappears
Watch the market plunge

Everything down
Call your broker out of fear
Where to go from here

Aznhomieboi Mar 9, 2009 at 1:16 am

Tucked into my pants
Occasionally hurting
my private area

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 11:33 pm

My berry is where?
it is in my underwear
ENABLE VIBRATE !!!

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 1:44 am

My berry is where
it is in my underwear
ENABLE VIBRATE !!!

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 1:47 am

sorry 'bout the double post

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 1:54 am

I have no BB..
it's still in the store,you see
Help me,crackberry!!

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 11:36 pm

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 2:06 am

users,abusers
we're all in this together
but,I want to win!!

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 2:12 am

blackberry, have none
guilded by my emptiness
blackeberry, need one

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 2:18 am

In the dark posting
a blackberry waits for me
ringing and singing

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 2:24 am

traveling at night
gloom and doom, but wait. alas!
my berry and where!!

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 2:30 am

qwerty.. my what a word
to see it is quite absurd
not on a berry

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 11:38 pm

i want a berry
my addiction, hard to bear
Ah, the why and WHERE

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 2:37 am

where.is my berry?
it should be in my pocket
let me have one now!!

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 2:40 am

my phone is alone
waiting for my gentle hand
roll my trackball, please !!

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 2:44 am

these are my verses
don't have a lot of curses
HELL! that was easy

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 2:48 am

my berry, oh my!
misplaced it this very day
cannot survive without it

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 2:52 am

where is my smartphone..
should be here right about now
kevin has my phone !!

hectoregarza Mar 9, 2009 at 4:27 am

an espresso shot
pours, berry in hand, the milk
steams out of control.

mig 007 Mar 9, 2009 at 6:57 am

I want to win

walkingrock Mar 9, 2009 at 7:19 am

where is my berry
in the toilet where it fell
when I bent to flush

pontiff Mar 9, 2009 at 9:09 am

You better think, think!
R.E.S.P.E.C.T
WHERE! on earth is it?

ps2widow Mar 9, 2009 at 9:11 am

In my back pocket
is where my curve cries out the
smell of unborn turds.

RichardAM Mar 9, 2009 at 11:50 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz63ZbIH3dQ

Entitled "Based On A True Story..."

My Blackberry Storm.
It could be on the dock, lit.
Or else it could be...

Placed in my pocket.
People might get curious...
And ask are you gay?

Because of the bulge...
That will inhibit my sway.
My Storm always seems...

To get them talking.
It gets girls to start flocking.
False advertising.

Is what I may feel...
But I do not care because...
Girls and phones? BIG DEAL!

But now I have WHERE...
The hottest application.
To find a place to...

Take a vacation.
I left my blackberry home.
And now I am screwed.

Because my smart phone.
Compensates the obvious.
Adored no more dude!

My time is now spent...
Alone with my blackberry.
Reading Crackberry...

THE END... WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEO AND UPDATE MY FRIEND TARA'S BLACKBERRY!

-Richard Mills

Pioneer#CB Mar 9, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Wherefore art thou Storm
There, on the kitchen counter
Hiding in plain sight

adutson Mar 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm

Ding! New messages
Where could my BlackBerry be?
Dog hid it again

Maryzfun Mar 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm

Storm is in my hand
WHERE all Blackberries should be
Downloading an App!

Tedious Mar 9, 2009 at 2:33 pm

Haiku Kinyu Exchange it?

Applications fade.
YouTube ERRORs PLAYING made.
1st phone charged too hot.

Second, power fought.
BB Browser bugs invade.
iPhone's envey not.

Final straw: No ring.
Where is software for this thing?
Always calm 'for Storm.

-- 09 March '09

fifty7kevy Mar 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Sunshine and blue sky
Glisten Berry on the roof
Happily I drove

Bold with every Curve
The slalom slide took my Storm
Clueless Where you flew

afwriter Mar 9, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Knot on my damn head ...

Bar ... Tequila ... Blonde ... Storm ... Call ...

WHERE the hell is it?...

Greg Molenaar Mar 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm

Wherefor Art Thou No-Roam-a-yo'

What now hath God wrought?
Such power in hand, I thought
Where am I, you say?

One application,
WHERE, will tell your location.
BB rest your mind.

-- Greg M. You are Here ~ found in Minnesota
March 9, 2009

Greg Molenaar Mar 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm

WHERE Brownie Points Reside

What will show you that
WHERE the Brownie Points are at?
Why is sucn an app!

When can I dowload
Sucn an application's mode?
Now's the time for all good men!

-- Amen in MN -- GM
09 March 2009

Andreano7625 Mar 9, 2009 at 3:44 pm

Where is my Berry
A.D.D is kicking in.
Hey look at that bird!

Greg Molenaar Mar 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm

~ ~ WHERE is Our Future? ~ ~

~ Oh my, Obama
~ Take me to your home, ahah!
~ Spend us out of cash

~ Thank Ragan, Bush, 'you
~ Both my home and bank foreclosed.
~ Now my Blackberry .

--- That's where our country is. GM in Minnesota

Greg Molenaar (again) Mar 9, 2009 at 4:01 pm

* A BlackBerry Quest:
~ WHERE now wind or weather is
~ Takes the World by STORM.

~ You have weather apps
~ WHERE the sun and cloud doth dwell
~ Text me your secrets !

~~ Secreted away in Minnesota -- GM.

Greg Molenaar Mar 9, 2009 at 4:26 pm

~~ WHERE AM I, GPS ~~
* Call your sweet love home
* Give Hi-Five on your wifi
* Find where is your drive.

* This WHERE BlackBerr' is:
* Selling short or lose my '_Sets
* Watching Markets crash.

-- And I am still alive, in Minnesota... GM.

Greg Molenaar Mar 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm

Banking Experts

A Teeter Totter
Taught my daughter how to make
The point WHERE banks go

'Ruptcy, closed, and then,
Give Out-of-touch-key Bonus...
BlackBerry retired.

~ GM ~ Them is in Minnesota.

monie69 Mar 9, 2009 at 9:30 pm

In my coat pocket
waiting to hear my blackberry
ring my girls ringtone

jnalpath Mar 9, 2009 at 9:35 pm

Alarm rings daylight
reach for my Bold none exists
back to dream typing

zman3088 Mar 9, 2009 at 9:43 pm

In a new city
lost and starving WHERE am I
BOLD comes to rescue

berryaddict1022 Mar 9, 2009 at 10:05 pm

deep in my pocket
why dont you go and call it
maybe i will dance

blackberrysmokes Mar 9, 2009 at 10:22 pm

As I sit back an

Takin a crap as my blackberry sits

In my hand as I wipe my but it falls in

My stew ring ring as I said lucky my bluetooth

Still works so I don't have to put my hand in

My stew just yet

mingus007 Mar 9, 2009 at 10:25 pm

This just seemed too much fun to pass up... My contributions (if you can call'em that!), LOL.

#1
WHERE rageth my Storm?
Betwixt my girlfriend's bosom,
Warm with sheer delight.

#2
WHERE oh WHERE am I,
Mighty Storm of midnight black?
Home...and not with thee... :)

#3
WHERE I am a Storm,
In your back pocket am I
Breathe flatulence...cry...

#4
WHERE gassed and teary,
Unrequited SOS
B.B. SMS...

#5
iPhone, Nokia,
Above you is WHERE I am.
Forever working.

mythai Mar 9, 2009 at 11:00 pm

Roadside tire blowout
Berry helps me give location
WHERE to Highway Patrol

-MyThai

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 11:47 pm

A RIM in motion
a wheel, perhaps I can see
OH! is blackberry

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 11:53 pm

My berry and me
seperate, but still as one
answering, the call

dalus87 Mar 9, 2009 at 11:53 pm

WHERE is my BEE BEE
Just an image in my dreams
Tears run down my face

tcseacliff Mar 9, 2009 at 11:57 pm

incoming calls-yay!
i finally have a reason
not to be away

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:58 am

at night into light
can feel my mind, not at all
always the trackball

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:53 am

cannot find a word
my addiction overwhelms
my blackberry fix

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:02 am

kevin says to say
haiku in the fray, is to,
feed the addiction !!

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:08 am

WHERE, is it here, nor
Isn't it all the way there
can't find the wifi

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:13 am

this is fun, I say
can't say WHERE or when, today
this is how I'll win !!

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:17 am

want a smart device
can be a flip with a clip
WHERE, OH ,WHERE, OH WHERE !

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:22 am

I beware the ide
March ten, is the day, I say
I win my phone-hooray!!

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:25 am

It could be 'nuttin
but my hands can't stay idle
must push the button

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:28 am

my hands are dirty
my mind starts to slip, no grip
thanks, to the qwerty !!

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:33 am

twitting,face-booking
I can't seem to do them all
ah, thank the trackball !!

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:37 am

glowing and showing
apples growing everywhere
send me a pic-HA!!!

iphone bash, (sorry!) popped into my head!

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:40 am

I find myself in
a struggle, to be so blunt
as I want to win

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:42 am

a BB device
I would, find it, so so nice
hanging on my belt

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:42 am

a BB device
I would, find it, so so nice
hanging on my belt

tcseacliff Mar 10, 2009 at 12:46 am

WHERE is kevin, he
is at the crackenerry site
mailing me my phone

Isaac Mar 10, 2009 at 1:17 am

Its in my left hand
Buzzin' like a bumblebee
Crackberry that's me!

Isaac Mar 10, 2009 at 1:24 am

Its in my left hand
Buzzin' like a bumblebee
Crackberry that's me!

jinatema Mar 10, 2009 at 2:11 am

Tethered to the wall
Recharging, Resting, Blinking
Job well done today

jinatema Mar 10, 2009 at 2:33 am

WHERE, WHERE do I go?
WHERE will tell me WHERE to go.
WHERE will show me fun.

Ninjamoose Mar 10, 2009 at 2:57 am

Where* should I go now?
Could use my Storm to decide
Well, if I had one :(

RedNightHawk Mar 10, 2009 at 3:05 am

Stop calling they say,
I can not, I need it back,
Obama has it.

Sylverlady Mar 10, 2009 at 3:59 am

Kevin says, 'Where is...
My BlackBerry Smartphone right now?
I know...Do you know??

brodcaster Mar 10, 2009 at 4:16 am

It's lying somewhere
Prepared to serve its master
Twenty-four seven

dbaci3 Mar 10, 2009 at 4:51 am

WHERE oh WHERE art thau
A hip WHERE thau sits and waits
WHERE a beep means life

Sylverlady Mar 10, 2009 at 5:27 am

WHERE is Eventful.
If WHERE shows good Weather, Yelp,
Gas Prices, Traffic...

I'll jump in my Zip-
Car...And OFF I'll go. With My-
Stuff to the Movies!

And Starbucks with News!

konaman01 Mar 10, 2009 at 7:34 am

Tell me Where I am
Lost without my Berry I am
Where will I be man

Imgir Mar 10, 2009 at 8:59 am

Attached to my hip
my faithful companion awaits
WHERE, helps me find mates

walt357 Mar 10, 2009 at 10:03 am

My blackberry Storm is on my desk, waiting for a text or a call that I won.

retrogroov Mar 10, 2009 at 10:41 am

BlackBerry. Content.
Now lost! Frantic! Search! Panic!
WHERE! BlackBerry!!!! Content.

boroberry44 Mar 10, 2009 at 11:15 am

My Storm is brewing
Right WHERE it’s supposed to be
Kicking iPhone’s ass.

WHERE is my berry?
Vibration in my pocket
Oh yeah ooh la la.

kmeiner Mar 10, 2009 at 11:16 am

WHERE is my charger?
Battery is blinking low
I'm going to scream

Chris Manning Mar 10, 2009 at 11:55 am

Nestled in my hand,
My Digits Punch the Buttons,
But where are we going.

Chris Manning Mar 10, 2009 at 11:57 am

Sitting in my Lap
Hopefully waiting for the call
Oh WHERE art though Storm.

Guylene Mar 10, 2009 at 12:06 pm

My blackberry is,
under a blackberry tree
waiting for the storm

Chris Manning Mar 10, 2009 at 12:08 pm

It is in my hand
As i sit here at my desk
Secretly Browsing

PORN

Guylene Mar 10, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Where is my smartphone?
I think I need a drink now.
Refregirator.

Chris Mannign Mar 10, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Where is my BlackBerry
For Once i have no Idea
for once it is silent.

Chris Manning Mar 10, 2009 at 12:20 pm

Its multitasking
mail, Blog, and browse all at once
unlike the IPhone

Chris Manning Mar 10, 2009 at 1:15 pm

IPhone Doubled Over
Punched in the Baby Maker.
Where is on the prowl.

lampmanm Mar 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Sitting in my class
WHERE tells me the gas prices
Check Crackberry blogs

Into My Pocket
Victim of butt dialing
Must lock screen next time

CBGARY Mar 10, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Stolen because I
was showing it off on the
subway like an ass.

Greg M. Mar 10, 2009 at 2:43 pm

~~ Where are the BlackBerries? ~~

~ Long time passing smart
~ Where have all the i-Phones gone?
~ Gone to Black-Bee's every one

--- GRM Learning in Minnesota

ms_daisy_dog Mar 10, 2009 at 2:48 pm

A private moment ...
Son bursts threw the door excited ...
WHERE, why, how? Not now!!!

Greg Molenaar Mar 10, 2009 at 2:48 pm

~ Baby See d' BEES? ~

~ A B C D B's?
~ M R N O BlackBerries!
~ O S A R B's

~~ and a Hive-Five from MN.

Kareemg Mar 10, 2009 at 3:19 pm

blackberry rests quietly
slowly my butt cheek jiggled
not my phone but SHART

seraphic.archite Mar 10, 2009 at 3:27 pm

always in my palm
only apple of my i
berry WHERE art thou

---
seraphic.archite

GregMN Mar 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm

~ Sexistance Pays ~

~ X-Y Chromosomes
~ Don't oft' use their mobile phones
~ Where Blackberries do.

seraphic.archite Mar 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm

always in my palm
only apple of my i
berry WHERE art thou

---
seraphic.archite

Gregmn Mar 10, 2009 at 3:49 pm

~~ Something to Crow About ~~

~ One night napping, I
~ Lay, there came a tapping. Quoth
~ Raven, "Where? Nevermore!"

~ Only that message.
~ Found no name index embed.
~ No e-mail address.
~
~ Texting from a Blackberry in Middle of Minnesota

ETDOhio Mar 10, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Storm in my pocket
Ringer is set to vibrate
Happy to see you

GregMN Mar 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm

~ ~ An inspiration, Bill Holm (1943 - March 2009)

Bill Holm, the poet:
Where Icelandic phrases now?
Resting soulful words.

Ate Blackberry pie
With him once, in Reykjavík.
Four and Twenty words.

~ ~ 4 & 20 inspirations, GregMN (1943)
He wrote many texts.

GregMN Mar 10, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Chinese Coffee shop:
ni jing chang lai zhe er ma?
Blackberry da hao!

-- Life is good on this Verizon

nicoleisFINE Mar 10, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Nestled in my bag,
Does one need anything more?
My Blackberry Storm.

Tedius Mar 10, 2009 at 4:32 pm

*** Where Chain my Mail ? ***
.
.Tether me, Blackbear!
. Beat me with leather ring tones
. Where cell phones don't shine.
.
. I promise I will quit when the contest is over...
. ...and I win.
.....I might lie to you if you want me to.

D D Mar 10, 2009 at 5:13 pm

Bold in the office
Storm in the family room
Iphone on eBay

Ricciardi Mar 10, 2009 at 7:05 pm

Pearl, Curve, Bold, and Storm...
WHERE lieth the common bond?
I REALLY NEED ONE!

GregMN Mar 10, 2009 at 8:15 pm

~ ~ BB's go WHERE Nothing Should

~ Many Careless Chaps
~ Drop their phones in when they crap
~ They could TETHER-berry.

~ Better drop a call
~ Than loose a Blackberry too
~ Auto-eratics!

~ ~ GM in MN (I never do that)
~ http://www.tetherberry.com/faqs

thed0cb Mar 11, 2009 at 12:56 am

Where Oh Where Are You?
In the hands of my boss,who
drools over MY Storm!

kristinalise Mar 11, 2009 at 2:41 am

O WHERE art thou Pearl?
I believe you're in my pants
Vibrate - keep it there.

mmcewen Mar 11, 2009 at 11:06 am

I thought the 10 finalists were going to be announced yesterday?

Where can I find the list?

greatcasa Mar 11, 2009 at 1:10 pm

When is this thing ending?

blak8830 Mar 11, 2009 at 4:14 pm

WHERE is where it was
then I could order pizza
Haiku'd out to eat

Sylverlady Mar 11, 2009 at 5:58 pm

Ok, contest still open...
And I couldn't resist, ha!
'nother toliet joke!

Sitting there, doing...
What I have to do-do-do.
Get's verrrry nasty...

So, I set my pre-
Cious Berry aside, finished
With business, wash hands...

NOW! Off I'm prancing,
BlackBerry in hand, smiling...
Ear to Ear.. HAPPY!!! :)

BerSerX Mar 11, 2009 at 7:42 pm

BUZZing my Storm is
On my waist a bit too close
WHERE's the nearest can

MALUNAHE Mar 11, 2009 at 9:54 pm

My pearl's in my hand,
I can surf, I can twitter,
in my pajamas!

strmfn Mar 12, 2009 at 12:29 pm

I just love my Storm
Where is my toy as we speak?
Here's a hint...it's on vibrate!

Suhas Bokare Mar 13, 2009 at 7:45 am

Haiku (write one - win a blackberry)

lost in a haiku-
dear press my ‘where’ to find me
-your big blackberry

ON BEHALF OF A 'LOST' BLACKBERRY - YESBEE.

Shaun Dennis Mar 13, 2009 at 8:53 am

Blackberry in the sky
is it a pearl, a curve, a storm
No its a nokia :(

thatsacrackjack Mar 13, 2009 at 1:33 pm

my blackberry, where?
it's not tangled in my hair
crackberry? not there!

thatsacrackjack Mar 13, 2009 at 1:33 pm

my blackberry, where?
it's not tangled in my hair
crackberry? not there!

tangie85705 Mar 13, 2009 at 2:47 pm

Where is my blackberry?
on Backorder with tmobile
Day after day
the waits getting older
LET MY 8900 please come
on my 8100 feels alone.

StringDriver Mar 13, 2009 at 10:47 pm

Your crackberry has
Gone away. To where you say
Ze spray, le bidet

tcseacliff Mar 14, 2009 at 5:07 pm

By: tcseacliff | Date: Mon, 03/09/2009 - 22:47 | reply
A RIM in motion
a wheel, perhaps I can see
OH! is blackberry

osandfins#cb Mar 14, 2009 at 8:50 pm

My thumbs all calloused
Berry cloaked in blood and skin.
Will not put it down.

zman3088 Mar 14, 2009 at 10:04 pm

I am one of the ten finalists. I have to say from the original entries the haiku below made me laugh. Who doesn't dream about the Blackberry 24/7? That is one diehard fan....

Alarm rings daylight
reach for my Bold none exists
back to dream typing
By: jnalpath

loveepineappleexpress2 Mar 15, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Vibrating in my back pocket,
while I drive,
scratching that itch, i cannot reach.

Digoramma Mar 15, 2009 at 11:32 pm

Laying in the dark
I reach my hand down to grasp
What was once not found

crackcanuck Jul 11, 2009 at 5:19 pm

It is on display
My first BlackBerry Smartphone
Hopeful contest prize

Tanjamaltija Dec 25, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Where is my Smartphone?
Waiting for me to buy it;
It's still in the shop!

jg1234321 Oct 1, 2010 at 11:42 pm

It is in my jeans.
I hear the ringing of it.
I will answer my phone.

maxinmin Apr 18, 2011 at 2:03 pm

WHERE am I right now?
My Blackberry Storm tells me
When I need to know

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