Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

By Kevin Michaluk on 5 Mar 2009 09:32 am
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Leave your BlackBerry Haiku Contest entry in the comments to this post. Good luck!

BlackBerry Haiku Contest!

Look at that! CrackBerry contest week is barely over and we're bringing you another chance to win a BlackBerry smartphone! And this time it's not luck that will win your BlackBerry of choice, it's your creativity and talent. Full details from our friends at Where after the break ...

BlackBerry Haiku Contest

In honor of the WHERE mobile application launching on the BlackBerry Storm smartphone, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free BlackBerry smartphone to one of its readers.

I know what you are thinking: free BlackBerry smartphone! Where do I sign up? The contest rules are easy. In haiku form, answer the question: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone right now? Leave it in the comments section of this post either in text or link to a YouTube video.

Top 10 haikus will be chosen by the WHERE team on March 10th. Then it's up to you, CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner. The winner will be notified via email on March 16th and will have a choice of a BlackBerry smartphone or Gift Card towards the BlackBerry store, value up to $400.

Example Haikus: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone Right Now? Here are a couple of examples to get you started:

Nestled in a warm
Place, my BlackBerry smartphone
Waits for a loud ring

In my pocketbook
Probably at the bottom
Under my lipstick

How to Score Additional Points:
1. Standard Haiku format is 3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables. Please adhere to this format, or your entry may be disqualified. Prime Numbers Rule!
2. Get an A or B list celebrity to read your Haiku on video and automatically Win! Note, Gary Coleman does not count as an A or B list celebrity but will be admitted under the condition that he reads your haiku AND says, "Whatcha talking about Willis"
3. Mention WHERE in your Haiku and automatically get a brownie point
4. How are we determining the top 10? The ones that make us laugh the hardest. Simple enough, right?

About Where: A little more about the WHERE mobile application. WHERE is a location-based application that uses GPS to help you find people, places and things. Whether it's tracking down the cheapest gas, getting reviews to a new restaurant, satisfying your craving for a latte, or helping you find your friends in a crowded city, WHERE delivers the best in local information from Eventful, Yelp, GasBuddy, Zipcar, Starbucks, Buddy Beacon and more. WHERE also lets you see your places on a map, get directions and share locations with friends. WHERE can be downloaded from Built for BlackBerry.com and Where.com. For more info on Where for the Storm, you can watch this video.

BlackBerry®, RIM®, Research In Motion®, SureType® and related trademarks, names and logos are the property of Research In Motion Limited and are registered and/or used in the U.S. and countries around the world. Used under license from Research In Motion Limited.

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debo964

Where is my smartphone
BlackBerry hitched to my side
Always protected

driggers

Laying on my bed
Counting syllables for this
Wish I knew celebs

Bakardi Silver

On back of girlfriend
watching berry move up down
Ah climax phone rings

afranco9

Out of gasoline
Just click "WHERE" on Blackberry
Ba-Da-Bing all full

robert89

Vibrates on my palm
Shows me my love letters
I love u BB(Blackberry)

Steven B

oh blackberry
where are you this eve
gone, now grieve

marc barnes

Flat on cold hard desk
Wanting me to touch and press
but must wait till six

Mark-Anthony Barnes

Attached to my rear
in case I.T. decides they
can't live with out me

Grubnor

Sit on my desk alone
keeps me inforemed itself
never give it up

msblueline

In my right cargo pocket,
next to my police notebook,
with my Blackberry HS-655+ in my ear.

franked

Was next to the bed
Started making a loud sound
Wife sent me to couch

wig2ish

With my cat Shadow
Curled up in his warm dry bed
Where Sam by his head

tmclean3

I hear a dingle
from my berry. Oh just great!
A dingle berry!

graymulligan

where is your berry?
Don't see it but can hear it
vibrating. Oh my!

scho7

They're always on top
My blackberry and my girl
Doing all the work

tmclean3

Nothing satisfies
like my Berry and some fries.
But wait! Where's my Coke!

Asurion Subscriber

Dress shirt, chest pocket.
Refrain from leaning too far
to flush at O'Hare.

Upgrade OCD Sufferer

A Service Tech's hands
fondle my latest bricking...
Beta OS -- BAH!!

Out-of-Cycle Upgrade

Not yet mine......not......YET!
Charity, dear Sales Rep, please
ignore NE2.

Xeese#WN

Lost my Storm
I had it when making lunch
Refrigerator

bminnis

I sit in my hotel,
my blackberry discovered it.
I'm eating my complentary breakfast,
my blackberry soon will lead me elsewhere.

cpuking2009

skuff, scratch, slip, fall, crap
it fell hit the ground pimp down.
I need otterbox.

sandman369

Where can my Storm be?
Probably in the office
Point 109 waits!

richman77

Floating inside it
My toilet: responsible
But me? In no way

MURALO

In my center console
Having good phone sex
With my bluetooth speaker

urflyzopen

In my back pocket,
My BlackBerry calls my ex.
Damn butt dialing.

My Blackberry is in my hand busy receiving emails and replying to them also has time to answer a call or two.

docaxe

Always at my side
like Robin to my Batman
smarter than Riddler

Storminatrix

Glued to my Hand now
and forever more,Life
without it was poor

docaxe

In den the dock glows
warmer than my ex girlfriend
and smarter too

Eric T

Sitting in my class
On my big fat lazy ass
Storm, or I'll pass gas.

88 FLUX

I didn't realize that I was not logged in. Sorry. Just wanted to link this to my username.

nativeray911

Where oh where has my
Blackberry gone where oh where
could it be, my holster

bhadra

Loyally by side,
It waits to help plan with friends,
WHERE to go tonight?

nativeray911

Where where where where where
where where where where where where where
where where where where where

GinaR1173

My Bold sits with me
WHERE waves and palm trees exist
Reality hits

My new Bold and I
Labor together at work
Vacation needed

bambamboom

WHERE is my damn phone
oh, its right against my thigh
its ringing right now

I look down to see
that stalker girl sexing me
dont know what to do

phone keeps vibrating
start to get hard from the shakes
oh well, rejected

bambamboom

double post lol. plz delete.

MeStarfish

Inside my book bag
Where my change sticks on the case
To make my ring bling

GinaR1173

Looking for updates
Is where I know my Curve is
Feeling neglected

nickyvw

At the bar it sits
Alone, needy, and waiting
For that special call

Blackberry-san

My PTT Curve
By my side it will remain
Without it I'm lost

jakeschu

Silicone skin case,
How I love thee, yet loath thee.
You're stuck in my pants

ahart814

My Blackberry sits
Charging on my nightable
Waiting to be used

Juliet Capulet

Rose by other name
In my pants, dear to my heart
Roses can't surf web

GregM65

In the dark of night
Blackberry where doth thou rest?
Hear the music feast

Fingers touch thy breast
Kiss the'Berry's browser screen
Aural sex is best

-- Greg M in Minnesota

thekhanon

Drive around all day
I need a way to locate...
WHERE is my best friend?

labbey1122

WHERE is my Blackberry?
Vibrating in my pocket,
Now that is an app!

thekhanon

Trackball spins like mad
Find a way to take me there
Made easy with WHERE

techken

it is who you know
where crackberry hooks you up
do not ask me WHERE
-----
(c) Copyright 2009 techken. All rights reserved.

ranbal

My Storm is all safe
Cozy warm in my pocket
Vibrating the love

Francisco M.

The future is now
Connecting me to the world,
Always by my side

Fast and efficient
Blackberry defines greatness
A God among men

mark summers

Pocket vibration
Where wives can't see
Work calls me

jlawler4

You dropped from my hand,
Drowned in the bowl of water.
Calling nevermore.

LMV0914

WHEREs my berry now?
Well why do you ask me this?
Is it your business?

Biffer314

Clinched tightly in hand
As summer does lead to fall
no space between us

JoeyDee

As we speak its on my chest while my wife is on top of me
up and down she goes shaking my bold from side to side...

oh, hold folks! - I've just received an important IM!

djameson

Oh no, where is it?
Damn it's on top of the car...
Insurance Number?

Jenlabellefille

Beside my head you
lie, on my pillowtop snug.
Ring "Batman", please ring!

LMV0914

Her name is Venus.
She is always at my side.
Never out of site.

LMV0914

sorry clickes 100 too many times

LMV0914

sorrryyyy cant delete

LMV0914

Her name is Venus.
She is always at my side.
Never out of site.

cookiesbgood

Where has it gone my
Crackberry Smartphone is gone
Where oh Where is it?

kingmonkey

My new Storm is on
Its way from WHERE. Eh from where?
Yeah from WHERE that's where!

samsams

Blow Blackberry, blow
Where the Bold wind Curves in
Storm, Crackberry crack

Pearl Niagara
Flip my spring to Bell or Sprint,
eye on Apple's Rim!

Sun, Skype, Oranges
Over The Air in Beta
Fennec is Godot

Telus as leaves fall
How Blue is your Tooth now that
Apples rot away

BuzzMe, I seek you
and your Slacker Latitude
New Opera please

TSO

Bathing suit is tight.
My beloved set to vibe.
Embarrassing bulge.

TSO

I just re-read that. Beloved was supposed to mean boyfriend/girlfriend, but it reads like it means the blackberry is the beloved. I guess it can work either way.

caminodiablo

It sits in my pants
Vibrating away everyday
Please call me today

Ms2QuteDiva

Held tight in her hand,
L O L to B F F,
Tickles as she texts,

Wait! What is this breeze,
I hear her scream of "Oh S**t!"
Oh no, Crash! Ouch! Ouch!

The Nike kicks me!
Life flashes before my screen,
Scratches graze my skin,

Master tell me why?!
No lanyard? No case? No love?!
Crash! Tumble! Splat! Ouch!

marktntnash

Irately ringing!
The adulterer will pay
phone is in dogs car
You cheated on me
I hope you rot in hell dog!
Paybacks are a bitch

Nusheen

Thumbs now motionless,
my BOLD's screen lists local places.
WHERE, can I get BLITZED?!

Pioneer#CB

Ring! Ring! My Storm rings.
Hello, Yes! Let's meet. What street?
Where, direct me there

yasuragi

Storm is grafted to
Me, it makes me bionic;
Part man, part machine.

The_Shawn

Put it in my pants
The vibrating makes me hot
Berry, that's the spot!

Kkuzdas

My Blackberry Storm
Constantly seeing new sites
travels cyber-space

it goes from tokyo
completely to germany
and back in seconds

Stormy 16

Teacher sees my storm
I must hide it in my pants
Vibration brings me pleasure

Allan Fong

Is world traveler
I have the world in my hand
Is in my pocket

The_Shawn

always in my pants
you're a cheeky blackberry
making me smile lots

stemcell

It can be felt
warm in its case,
proudly on my belt.

tassypoo

Snuggled in a box
Waiting for me to pick up
Current phone is broke

Fraser Sharman-Patch

My berry - not far
From my eye, in the eye of
a storm, it saves me

Quibbley

Sinking Serenely
Dropped in the Bright White Commode
Kids will be Kids, No?

KLT24

I need starbucks now,
Blackberry please tell me WHERE!
Thank God for my Storm!

Miffed

BlackBerry, where art
thou? I know not as she has,
lost her way.....Alas!

Dagda

Sitting patiently, ready
Twiddling thumbs resting silently -
A storm brews to life

Liv2009

Oh how I miss thee
Blackberry, why are you swimming
there in my toilet?

BGA

babe, where's my berry
ya well you better find it
no, seriously

robertmills

McGruff says no drugs,
where is the harm in some Crack,
Berry that is, mine

driphter

Crackberry Kevin
Go Through Turn Style Sideways
Going to Bangkock

Su6lime

Up Verizon's rear
Because that phone barely worked.
WHERE, find me a Bold!

Paul B.

Where is your blackberry smartphone right now?

Where? In my pocket,
overheating. Along-side
Timmy and the Twins.

RogueRanger

A little closer
My blackberry pressed against her cheek
Where I'd like to be

Deacon Ed

black, silver, and sleek
WHERE it rests is near my hip
vibrate please, don't slip

thekhanon

Out into the world
Where ever we may wonder
Just me and BB

logansdsu

Storm fell, Cracked my screen.
Best Buy insurance saved me.
Must be in heaven

Jockey

Where I rest my bows

in soft vibration coming to

a warm sensation

Blackberry makes me shake and

cough it's in a place that gets

me off untetherdly

bbaulier

Twenty dollar deal.
Pretty face. Berry dropping
Along with my pants

bbaulier

“C” batteries dead
Girlfriend inserts my Blackberry
I must call myself

wlceowes

No girlfriend for me
BB in my pocket, while
I pay the hooker

carlos2384

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIaQjpxNhoY

sorry for the double post.... i wasnt logged in the first time =o)

golfboss

Not far from my body
Always well within my reach
I'm lost without it

Average Joe

Couch cushion vibrates
Could it be underneath? Yes,
Im sitting on it

Sathanous

In my hand always,
Viigo feeds I am reading,
Girl she is blowing.

Sath.

nikki231

Where's my Crackberry?
My Storm is always near me
Just can't be without

mizterjroc

Where's my blackberry?
Right at the Verizon Store
Hoping to be bought

But the market sucks
So money is very tight
Still it sits and hopes

-MizterJroc-

jbenrn

Bold sits on my desk
Just my imagination?
Yep, it's still a Curve

rpmorri#CB

Sitting on the bed
Resting from a long week's work
Oh no, a new call

Kingsley

on the floor is my
Storm with beta .109
will WHERE be
compatible with
a new leaked OS?

Ace_Bruno

For the love of God
Ace Bruno needs a Berry
For he is without

mb.ball

My Love:

Where is my Curve?
Oh, if she has it again!
She sleeps on couch.

pmich

Cradled on my chest
As I watch my T.V.
Inseparably.

Henry Azizyan

Where is my berry,
I have lost my BlackBerry,
Will work for berries.

MSUser

Smartest phone hung down
From my deeply black bag. WHERE?
Bears don't bear berries.

redsymphony

Sitting in my nissan altima
on 20" chromes
riding real low

hershey72

That's where my phone is,
On the table by the couch,
Blackberries and creammmmm!!!

on my hip

right here with me as always. i just add a new app so i wont be picking it all time looking at unimportant messages.

jmm527

Sitting on my desk
Waiting for it to reset
To check my email

davidsnoodles

Everywhere I go
A RIM BlackBerry Storm goes
Need a place, ask WHERE.

euromorgan#CB

Glinting in the Sun
encased in leather and blinking.
On my hip it resides

Donkey_Berry

Where? On the nightstand
Where? In my pocket
Where am I without it...hmmm?

apetit

In a holster at
my side, soon to buzz and
be sadly ignored.

rdunco

anxiously in wait
yet to be discovered, red
blinking in silence

ocgonzo

PLUGGED INTO THE WALL
MY BLACKBERRY IS SLEEPING
THE SILENCE IS NICE

ocgonzo

PLUGGED INTO THE WALL
MY BLACKBERRY IS SLEEPING
THE SILENCE IS NICE

MikeA100887

Where did i leave my blackberry?
is it in the car?
or did i leave it charging?

casisthefirst

Connected it is
As its software is in fact
Updating once more...

Kwats

Near a smelly crack,
Or by a black hairy back,
sitting quite content

Thanks for the opportunity

donaldpsmith

Ready and waiting
Where it will always tarry
to vibrate and ring

A sense and a sound
Though this may sound silly, it
rests by my willy

Lance Kari

Calm, before my Storm
Data Connections, Restored
Suddenly, emails

----
Also, shout-out to VZ Dub Tier II in H-Town, TX!

BlaqueAthena

BlackBerry Resides
Silently waits for message
Patiently on my desk

blackberrysmokes

in my pocket an in my hand 24/7 hell yeah cant be without it

Pioneer#CB

Thunder! Lightning! Storm!
RIM BlackBerry in my hand
Where, search for a cab

pmich

United:

Matching my heart beat
Pressed against my breast pocket
Pitter-Patter, PING!

blackberrysmokes

it sits snug in my pocket i always rock it because its my storm that blows them away like needle in hay i always pray crack berry let me win this one today horray!!!!!!!!!!!!

CSMITH200

On edge of a chair
I and my Blackberry wait
For your vibration

Brian Tate

Waiting for me in,
a Verizon back room. Broke.
Help me Crack Berry!

blackberrysmokes

i was first without a berry made me worry how long till i get my black berry as i walked alone down this alley way i stumbled accross this poster that had a blackberry storm it seemed like god was tellin me somethin get the storm an be a king of the mobile scene i grined my face went to verizon the very next dat an was as happy as could be!!!!!!
I am the BLACKBERRY KING

blacktalon47

My BlackBerry Storm.
In the brown case on my hip.
Never miss a call.

trentoncampbell

Blackberrys are great
Even without data plans
always by my side

Argeezy

she's in the bathroom
Don't bother calling her now
this will take a while

The Legendary

ooo.... My Current blackberry is charging in my room but im hoping my new one is in your hands :D

The Legendary

ooo.... My Current blackberry is charging in my room but im hoping my new one is in your hands :D

The Legendary

ooo.... My Current blackberry is charging in my room but im hoping my new one is in your hands :D

masked

http://findfreebie.blogspot.com/

Free Gift Cards, Samples and Much More!

kingdubya

Never out of reach,
Waiting for it to beep,
Blip, blip, blip, unlock

pontiff

The yellow brick road!
If I only had a brain
WHERE do I start? WHERE!

BBpearluser (pun intended)

we've all been here...

Blackberry misplaced
Ring, ring. Where are you my Pearl?
On silent. Oh sh*t

Jaunine Nelson

In my hand
My blessed Blackberry ever sweet
Waiting for my command

I can’t live
Without you my dear friend
RIM you ROCK!

mila620

WHERE is my 'berry'
you ask? on my desk with the
office season two

reflecting on the
screen as i touch my chin a
skin breakout from the

dutch coco brownies
my friend made me last night, *hold
neck, cough and tips over*

Giablo

Small And Red pearl,
Hidden in Waiting Hand,
Waiting For A Sound.

leah_bees

Tiny little keys,
and like that- I become one
of the Blackberry.

ramajentertainment

On my desk chillin'
Waiting for my next Twitter
Verizon no Where

-- Harry T

agodom

My blackberry curve
lays gently on my pillow
like a lover fair.

justmalu

WHERE else would you be?
Jav, you complete me. But what?
You need a brother?

agodom

Where is it? You ask.
With the masterbater pro
app where do you think?

fyrfyter

Where is Blackberry?
Waiting in its OtterBox;
Ready for next fire!

jackkerouac

WHERE can my phone be?
My new Storm! Panic sets in.
My ass feels the "BZZZZZ".

WhiteheadA

Attached to my Hip
Always waiting to serve me
In a moments time

bigspl1092

where is my blackberry
its in my holster of course
with the screen turned off

dialygal

My Husky ate my pearl
It's off to the vet we go
Pearls too big to poop

dialygal

My Husky ate my pearl
It's off to the vet we go
Pearls too big to poop

dialygal

My Husky ate my pearl
It's off to the vet we go
Pearls too big to poop

tetonbb

WHERE Oh WHERE has my Blackberry been?
Across the States, to countries, governments, and beyond.
Oh the things I've seen, and the things I've done.
To large cities, small towns, villages, and alike.
I have texted, typed, surfed, and wondered.....
WHERE Oh WHERE should I go next.

buckweet

Hopefully with me
And not michael jackson My
poor little berry

jackkerouac

In my left pocket
Next to my love rocket
Both ready to fire.

buckweet

Where ever I go
Who ever I do you are
There to record me

jackkerouac

Put it to vibrate.
Please call me throughout the day.
It's in my pocket.

RobbyCota

Ignore girlfriends text,
Storm forms in pants, not on loud!
WHERE is cheap hotel?

imbbuser1

BlackBerry in hand,
That's where It'd be if I win!
The problem is, how?

Haiku? OMG,
I wish I was Japanese,
If I win, すごい*!

*すごい(Sugoi)-cool, awesome, great

The Mamba

Why with me silly,
teamed with WHERE tracking down billy.
I like Hot pockets!

goosebb

Sleeve on, or on face
Where? Pull out WHERE set the date
Pimpin' Aint Easy!

CB-BBuser

Please pick me pick me
I'm typing this as I pee
Storm owns the iPhone!

jasonezzell

Red light softly blinks
A new message awaits me
Within black and chrome.

buckweet

I'm glad you asked that
Cause I know Haiku well I
Took karate dah!!!

buckweet

Oh you didn't know
You better ask somebody
Oh yeah you just did

buckweet

It's still at the store
So if i don't win can you
Lend me some money?

Anthony Rumley

Glued to my fingers
Is WHERE my CrackBerry rests
And there it will stay.

Investig8tr

Rim, "To boldly go
Where no man has gone before"
In my girlfriend's pants!

AFIguy

Tight in pocket
Prepared for the world
Weather the Storm

car.ram.rod

On my hip, did it?
Nope, a false alarm. Darn.
Now, its vibrating!!!

(the mistaken vibrate, its like a little shock when you don't expect it)

Pioneer#CB

March winds blow, kites fly
Storm in hand, make travel plans
Where search: "Honey Tree"

Jim Cooley

Alert, attentive
Watching, serving, vigilant
Ever at my side

Tom H

Nestled in my coat packet next to my haart.

Waiting for my sweetheart to call.

cgirtman

WHERE is absolutely awesome and Crackberry is, by far, the best resource for Blackberry addicts on the web!

MRTP

In my shirt pocket

cgirtman

Those who type in bathrooms stalls
Weave their messges into little balls
Those who reads these words of wit
Eat those little balls of ****!

milan187

on my bed cuddling with me
never leaves my sight

Geckoglassworks

Where is my Berry?
Writing a SureType Haiku
Is no easy task.

moonboywales

In a pie is where,
I put my blackberry, I
intended cherry.

Tommye26

Where could my phone be?
Hmm, where am I at right now?
That's where my phone is.

dbquinto

Sitting quietly,
resting on my featherbed.
Vibrations arrive!

elocin.j

Nestled in that fine
Ferragamo case, cause I
only use bluetooth

anonymouse786

I didn't read anything that limited the number you do so..

WHERE art thou blackberry
dreaming that I could touch you
so close yet so far

wordmole is my reas-
on to get up this season
blackberry get me up

blackberry I must find
using WHERE gps, in
mind. Come to me babe

Thinking about you
Touching the keyboard qwerty
You are why I be

Jim Cooley

rushed again, waistband
slipping, sliding down, around
a true crackberry

timowen1

After a hard work day
Oh WHERE can my BlackBerry be
Probably on the charger

Kemotaha

On my hip it lives
Snuggled in the holster tight
waiting for the light

Jack Diesel

why oh why oh why
when blackberry steals my time
does my wife go cry

lepaco

Watching the TV.
Not sure where to go tonight
So BlackBerry helps.

franzenjg

My Wife's on the right
My Blackberry's on my left
My heart's devided

The butt of my jeans
With all the coins and my keys
Damn, I scratched my screen!

Jose M

In air land or sea
Wherever you can find me
crackberrys with me

EnochRoot44

Inner front pocket
Sounds: Vibrate Only (Active)
Somebody PLEASE call

protaganis

A phone that I use
For all that I want to do
Whether fun or work.

moey6000

I got my blackberry on my side,
it blinks green and red all night,
it has a beautiful sight.

DJDANNYONE

waiting for a ring
next to his hips
just waiting for him to
answer

warm inside the holster
ring,ring,ring
yes i get to see the
world again,wait where
we at again?

janetlee_93

Close always close by
Where my body can feel it
My Blackberry waits

raisinbran

If only they knew
I am typing this post while
Sitting on the can.

janetlee_93

Blackberry! Yoo-Hoo!
Where are you hiding from me?
You are lost...I'm scared!

janetlee_93

My Blackberry waits
there...till contest is over
so it can join me.

Tim Gilmore

Lost on streets at night
Curve sits in hand to comfort
WHERE takes me back home

JustAGuy22

Where's the BB i want?? Perhaps It is laying in blob of slimey snot...

swellens

I like Cottage Cheese
My Storm is in my pocket
Yummy Cottage Cheese

InnerFace

It breathes, life support
Fluids enter, recharge me.
Prompts "Say a command".

Stephen Sherman

Sitting idly by
Waiting for a call from you
To give me a phone

tmclean3

Hell hath no fury
like a woman who cant find
her Blackberry Storm!

JustAGuy22

Using my bb on the toilet
dropped it in the water
automatic flush...bye bye bb :-O

NERDEEBLAK

My best mobile friend
Nestled snugly on my hip
Awaiting job calls.

angela williams

Lying by my side
Dark face, blinking green eye...please
Waiting for my touch.

bigdanc

Between my car seats
Begging to be recovered
Ring Blackberry ring

Allan Fong

In my pants pocket
I'll win the blackberry contest
I'm Gary Colemen

Randy Levine

IN THE TRANSFORMATIONAL VORTEX
BETWEEN THE 9000
AND THE FUTURE

superfly8300

Curve in my pocket.
Vibrate mode woke the twins up.
Better switch to briefs.

ALCHY

tap, tap, tick click
bold, curves, pearl, storms, click
trackball, trackball, send.

Wbrian

My Bold is near me

Within arm's reach at all times

Improving my life

JessTay

WHERE is my cell phone?
I don't have a blackberry.
It is in the box.

hazardouse21

WHERE's my Blackberry?
It's at the Verizon store.
Why am I so poor?

moonrequiem

My Storm in my hand,
Should I let my wife get one?
No! I don't think so!

hecanaya

NOT CRACK, THOUGH A DRUG!
...JUST CALL IT AN ADDICTION
WHERE? ITS IN MY HEART!

redelle

I downloaded this app to my Storm and it works like a dream. The only problem is there is no option to register. If you guys and fix that, I would love to use this.

Ishbar

Oh dear BlackBerry
Several of you I have,
All but one broken.

--Rhys.

drmoze

Where, oh where can my
Blackberry be. Oh where, oh...
Oops. It's in my hand.

In The LooBerry

My girlfriend texts me
Where is my bootie call Bold?
Crap in my wife’s hands!

maaron

Between your wife's thighs
Her vibrator's out of juice
My storm smells like fish

Dannyg227

In the rear pocket,
My Blackberry butt dials
My boss while I'm "sick".

corkie505

Leopard print satin
Buried in the folds of sheets
Blackberry, my dreams

AlisonM87

In my boyfriend's hand
My future Blackberry waits
He suspects nothing...

kidnemisis

New 8900 almost lost
Drinking night to blame
Giving it up for good. Seriously.

blacktoothberry

my Storm is snuggled
next his three freinds
in my warm pocket

Investig8tr

It's under her bed!
Climbed out her window naked
and never went back.

jeffrylie

Stand by me
Where it supposed to be
Waiting for me to used

benatrrgolf

NOW, Oh Where, Oh Where
has my blackberry storm gone
not here, not there, WHERE

stevenandwes

Always vigilant,
Even sleeping at bedside.
The text awakens.

SourD

Sitting on my lap
blinking light burning my eyes
pick me up dammit!

Jessie Och

It charges for now
such a busy day, my curve
until tomorrow

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