Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

On a tropical island
Surrounded by blue water
Beneath green palm trees

I feel my blackberry
Vibrating somewhere near here
Naughty little phone

(:

In my Heart and Mind
In Front of me All the Time
Love the BlackBerry

In my Heart and Mind
In Front of me All the Time
Love the BlackBerry

My Blackberry is lost.
Out in the big world, all alone.
Where will WHERE find it?

storm or curve in store
berry comes home tomorrow
new addict is born

i do not know how
i lost my blackberry
but can WHERE find it?

i do not know how
i lost my blackberry
but can WHERE find it?

here I sit and wait

for that girl to call me back

my Storm's coming in :D

Twenty Four Seven
My Pocket My Hands My Heart
It Farted No Smell

i do not know how
i lost my blackberry
but can WHERE find it?

WHERE's my blackberry?
As the winner, LOL
Will be in my hand

Yes i am In my second year of Japanese at my High School, and thought i mite do it in English and Japanese! [The Subject says "My Haiku"]

where my Phone?
Shit. It is ringing!
Gonna miss the call.

携帯電話は　どこ　いうてんねん ですか。
いいやがって。 携帯電話が鳴っているよ。
イム行くの電話に電話を逃す。

when i have to poo
i look at you, blackberry
to entertain me

Where? Hidden away
from those sneaky Hobbitses!
My PRECIOUS! All Mine!

My blackberry is
where it most always should be
pointed at Kevs site.

WHERE am I going?
To get my BlackBerry Storm!
It's on the cradle.

that's a winner for sure Kevin

I'm the spider on
this web. Blackberry spiners
catching my info!

Some Haikus don't make
sense. My blackberry is stitched
to my hand. Oh scat.

*******************************************

Oh WHERE is my phone
WHERE is my blackberry, in
my hand. iphone sucks

*******************************************

my girlfriend wont touch
my berry, on the toilet
with me, it has been

*******************************************

from the toilet bowl
you come out, wet but working
still my love you are

*******************************************

WHERE 'o' WHERE is my
Storm, in my hand or in my
shirt pocket, WHERE else.

Embraced like a love
WHERE illuminating light
has shown me the way

It functions all day
Though I'm not; kept distracted
It keeps me CRACK'd out!

Smart, choice decision
Smartphone precision; WHERE none
Sits above the RIM.

In my hot little hand,
My Curve beckons me
With sultry red blinks

I poke on my screen hard...
I poke on my screen harder...
I realize the harsh reality
WHERE did RIM go wrong

berry is WHERE you
ask, next to my heart held tight
by lycra, secure

The wife said, you can
"stick it where the sun don't shine."
Sure is dark up there.

here goes nothing.

Resting near the Jewels
Beware of the sharp car keys
hope i pushed lock

Charging in the base;
Navigation drains it fast.
I need directions!

Always within reach
My arthritis needs some rest
I feel phantom vibes

Khaki pants pocket
WHERE find cheapest gas station
Wow thank you storm app.

Where's my phone you ask,
In my heart and close at hand,
it's used for my tasks.

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Sitting on my desk,
Blackberry Storm charging up,
Halfway done right now........

PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!

WHERE is my berry?
I just felt a phantom vibe
My thumbs are yearning

More frequent than love
A steal when comparing wife
In a perfect spot

If it were closer
In underWHERE it would be
Ready to vibrate

WHERE is my new love
polygamy feels so right
my storm and my wife

Blackberry Haiku?
There is a Storm coming soon!
Where oh Where is it?

Where is my new Storm?
If only my phone would ring
I could find it then

We're together now
My Blackberry Storm and I
Where do you keep yours?

Always close at hand
Whether at sea or on land
Right Where I need it

It's in Chanhassen
Minnesota, you betcha
Where else would it be?

Where do I keep it?
Wherever I am it is
Google Maps knows too

It's no secret Where
My smartphone is always there
In my hand mostly

With me as I poop
Spend more time than I need to
When I wipe, it's dry

New phone!

89 months I've
had tmo, new curve I want
no deal price too high

OMG Please pick me!
I want to win something!
Great App BTW!

still in the garbage
another battery pull
but i love my storm

On my duty belt
Where I keep my goodies at
I am a mall cop

Storm, Storm, where art thou
sadly, you slipped from my grasp
bounced twice and then died

Ringing off the hook.
My Blackberry Bold lies still.
The louder it rings.

Alone in my love den
I hear the lustful vibrate
of my text machine

Where is my smart phone?
in my hands, writing haiku.
Dumb where question.

Mine is across the ocean
In a box WHERE my angle sleeps
waits for the shipping to me

Where, oh where you ask?
Fingers play with the keyboard.
Love my BlackBerry.

Oh WHERE did you go?
My always connected friend
Wait, you are on me...

;-)

Here's another one:

Always on my hip
WHERE a message revives it
My BlackBerry Bold

WHERE is my blackberry storm
Its getting more action then my husband
It never leaves my side

It sits on my hip
In a black Seidio clip
WHERE I can reach it

But when in the john
I can hold it with one hand
While the other one....

setting is vibrate
berry is ready to ring
my wife is happy

WHERE is my BB?

In my bed,
permanently attached to my right hand,
Under my pillow.
Vibrating every 10 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Berry's with me,
Trapped at the police station
'Till I can post bail.

WHERE is it my love
see me feel me hear me now
tucked into my bra

Always within sight
If not holstered at my side
WHERE my storm resides

i bring her to bed
berry loves me totally
my wife is angry

WHERE it always is
At my side never apart
till death do us part

BlackBerry and me
At home or when on the go
Always together

And the best thing is
I can remain in contact
or not...It's my choice

i caress her keys
she is always pleasing me
i stare lovingly

WHERE is my berry?
Blame it on the alcohol,
Got me feeling loose:-).

I can't find my Bold
I thought i left it outside
Oh wait, nevermind....

Fell in the toilet
While playing brick breaker
Crap I lost a life

no time for joy yet
new bb storm is where
fell in the toilet

In Many Pieces
Dont know where Z key has gone
Anger Management

Charging on nightstand
Dreaming of today's WHERE quests.
What will WHERE find next?

My storm is not there.
It is lost, I am despair
I should have used Where.

(Bonus points for rhyming?)

My storm is not there.
It is lost, I am despair.
I should have used Where.

(Bonus points for rhyming?)

The storm is coming,
In hand is where you'll find it,
Touch the screen and, click!

my berry i do touch
my love is never too much
in my hand i clutch

Where might my phone be?
In my hand or in a tree?
Wow, that would be weird.

WHERE do i caress
my berry in bed no less
my hand is blessed

On my desk charging
waiting for my loving touch
that's where it is now

sexy hot black bold
WHERE berry in bed i hold
obsession im told

HOT STICKY SWEATY
THINKING CONDOM FOR BERRY
I SHOULD BE GETTING

Identified by
Cartesian coordinates
Longish latitudes

Lost somewhere in space
Amongst draw-ers’ detritus
Valu-able turd

Vibrating alone
Beneath the power seat track
Driving me crazy

Imperceptible
To eyes that lack their clothing
Avoid Detection

Cloak-ed devices
Stray from their masters' holsters
Naked Ambition

Love it or leave it
The question always gnawing
It’s like my girlfriend

Rubber case provides
Camouflage Electronique
Very effective

Extra body part
Peripheral Sound Device
Recombinant Ear

Signaling humans
Via Wireless System
Bluetooth Universe

Charging Peacefully
Via Provident Voltage
Bejeweled Joules

Massaging my hip
Like a sharper image gift
Without shiny bow

Telephonic God
Cradled in luxury box
Hail phones with thrones!

New Facebook Statum
Accumulate Hourly
Social Conundrum

Was using my WHERE
A Recalcitrant Signal
Eludes GPS

Silent Mode Running
We Pray Good Samaritans
Return to Sender

Stolen by Hoodlums
International Minutes
Free for the Calling

Not a Pool Floaty
Phone Insurance Rejection
Pink Sticker of Death

Stolen at Concert
Technocratic Unlockers
Sold it on Ebay

Bars nonexistent
Can’t hear customers orders
Window projectile

Receiving Voice notes
24 hours a day
Indiscriminant

where has it got
hides atop my tea cup
now smells of honey

Don't chew on that son
Oh no, I hope it still works...
Pull the battery

Identified by
Cartesian coordinates
Longish latitudes

Lost somewhere in space
Amongst draw-ers’ detritus
Valu-able turd

Vibrating alone
Beneath the power seat track
Driving me crazy

Imperceptible
To eyes that lack their clothing
Avoid Detection

Cloak-ed devices
Stray from their masters' holsters
Naked Ambition

Love it or leave it
The question always gnawing
It’s like my girlfriend

Rubber case provides
Camouflage Electronique
Very effective

Extra body part
Peripheral Sound Device
Recombinant Ear

Signaling humans
Via Wireless System
Bluetooth Universe

Charging Peacefully
Via Provident Voltage
Bejeweled Joules

Massaging my hip
Like a sharper image gift
Without shiny bow

Telephonic God
Cradled in luxury box
Hail phones with thrones!

New Facebook Statum
Accumulate Hourly
Social Conundrum

Was using my WHERE
A Recalcitrant Signal
Eludes GPS

Silent Mode Running
We Pray Good Samaritans
Return to Sender

Stolen by Hoodlums
International Minutes
Free for the Calling

Not a Pool Floaty
Phone Insurance Rejection
Pink Sticker of Death

Stolen at Concert
Technocratic Unlockers
Sold it on Ebay

Bars nonexistent
Can’t hear customers orders
Window projectile

Receiving Voice notes
24 hours a day
Indiscriminant

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Haiku:
My Curve is right here
But I'd stick it anyWHERE
To get a new Storm

Now never you fear,
For at my hip or my ear,
My Bold is right here!

OR

Twenty four seven,
The world at my fingertips,
I'm in Bold heaven!

OR

My brand new Bold waits,
Calling me. Just out of reach,
In a store window.

WHERE my blackberry?
With me, wherever I be
There my blackberry!

downstairs on the bar
near the keg of natty light
my blackberry rests

where is my berry?
buzzes, two chirps, a red light
Ha! berry in sight

LEDs flashing,
Send CrackBerrians dashing
Bold always in reach!

OR

Stranger than fiction,
Our Blackberry addiction!
Can't put my Bold down!

Hidden in pocket
Dictatorship management
says phone banned at work

Sitting on my lap
My Berry is on vibrate
A text lights us up

In my back pocket,
Right next to my ass is WHERE
My Blackberry stays

-TV

Obama has it
A Blackberry dream come true
That's the one I want

In my rear pocket
Oh no! I just sat on it
Time for an upgrade

Pearl has to go
Suretype I cannot take it
I have no more cash

I had a flip phone
And a girlfriend but now I
am a single man

Where iphone was, now
Storm is. I'm a BB, and
I can touch and click.

Why have you left me
Sunk in the toilet with pooh
WHERE the corn hides you

Crack! WHERE? Erection.
Pleasure blesses my groin
as berry vibrates.

charlybrwn

probably my hand
most likely its near my ear
lost is what i fear

probably my hand
most likely its near my ear
lost is what i fear

Where is my Storm at
Huntington Beach in the sun
Always having fun
~~~~~~
You can start Laughing
To Make you laugh is my goal
Where is the Laughter
~~~~~~
I won what with where
Where did I win the what at
What the fugg is where
~~~~~
Where are you going
Do you know where from the where
What did it tell you
~~~~~
Apps today are free
A great offer for us all
Just bill the Where team
~~~~~
Gonna find it now
Im sure I know where it is
Oh crap its not there
~~~~~
Have to find my Storm
Gonna track the local storm
Weather Network Now
~~~~~~
Ringtones are so fun
Page one I have just begun
Million pages more

Where are you hiding
I need you so much right now
You complete me...babe?

Blackberry in pod sits
charging, sleeping, updating.
Alarm time to work.

On the ground, it lies
Tattered, abused, and mangled
My child has no shame

:(

Nestled gently in my office,
is where my Berry be this morn,
quietly downloading the latest porn

My curve's on my hip
Waiting for the next message -
damn those phantom vibes.

Wrapped by Seidio case
Wearing a third party theme
Surfing on CrackBerry

Where are you my love.
Blackberry you are just a dream.
My wife told me no!

i would love to win this phone

WHERE oh WHERE is Berry?
Always WHERE I CRACKBERRY
Go noWHERE sans Berry

sorry i didnt save you.
I didnt know you couldnt swim
now rest bottom of the lake

Storm, Storm Where art thou?
Maps, Movies, Shops, and Traffic ...
Stuck on me, that's Where!

As my storm vib-rings
Down in my front left pocket
Ahh, call me again

Drawn right to my side
a berry will be my prize
it's in my pocket

"Ah!" chased by a bear
GPS, Oh tell me Where...
Can I bail this dare?

WHERE my BlackBerry
Are You Living at Today
WHERE but in my hand

scand'lous neverland.
enslaved by black rubber. My
blackberry in bliss.

Blackberry slid down
WHERE the jewels can be found
Smart phone not so smart.

it's placed right to my heart
covered by my shirts pocket

ever i have the ring heard
it jumped out like a rocket

here i sit alone
pondering somewhere to roam
go to Where on phone

My empty pocket
Where could my blackberry be
The toilet, it sinks

Nestled in my palms,
as I sit reading forums,
now I'm unemployed :'(

Sitting in a box
in the Crackberry Mailroom
with my winning name

Seidio protects,
as I drop it fleeing work,
truck crushes them both.

WHERE, where is my Storm
I know I had it before
If only I knew

*deleted last comment*

WHERE oh WHERE on my
blackberry found my girlfriend,
atop my best friend...

Clutched inside my hand
My Berry is more than Black
It is also Crack

Good luck to all!

Oh where, oh where, can
My Blackberry be, oh where,
Oh Where can it be

Sitting on the john
My BlackBerry in my hands
Playing BrickBreaker

Looking sad at me
How could I do this to you
Don’t flush me away

Storm O' storm WHERE art
Thou storm? Here in my pants but
Not in my pocket.

Franky

Sitting On My Waist
There's No WHERE For It To Go
Ready For Action

WHERE is my Berry?
Softly cradled in my hand
Brings the world to me!

WHERE is my berry?
On my hip,deep in my soul
WHERE it belongs.

resting on belly
supraabdominally
phone awaits alarm

WHERE is my smartphone?
What is this sudden feeling?
oh YEAAHHHH, I found it!

Making love with wife
my hand feels a vibration.
I read my email.

my berry is quite
contrary, but where? of course!
a world adventure

Blackberry alone
Wondering WHERE I am now
Ah!, Backlight went out...

I require my cash
I want it right here in my
Hand, or that's your ass

I require my bread
If I don't get it
I'ma bust you in your head

-raiderleaf

My poop stinks like hell
I must play touch screen freecell
WHERE is my damn Storm?!

Never leaves my sight,
Why oh why does my Berry
Keep me up at night?

Blackberry massage
Handy app on my 'berry
Where you think it's at?

Here, filming the scene
Urging me to be the next
Internet pornstar!

My BlackBerry is
rebooting. . . still rebooting.
I just installed WHERE!

In my palm she rests.
WHERE is there to help me find
Starbucks to ingest.

In my steady grasp

As I take care of business

On my porcelain throne

Blackberry Ninja
Cloaked within stealth black holster
Call me, Javelin

Dinner then movie.
My Blackberry and WHERE tells
how I should get there.

In my hand of course...I can't function without it! lol!!!!

Here is where she sits.
waiting for WHERE to tell me
which exit for gas.

Where oh Where oh Where
Is my little blackberry
It's in my pocket!

Okay, so a lot of people are going to read this and think that I am a freak, but I just wanted to make people laugh with my entry. Here goes:

Late night last night,
Kinky sex and lots of lube,
May be up my ass.

Hahaha! Hope that at very least gets me an honorable mention!

Wife got angry and
shoved my 'berry up my bum
Someone keeps calling!

WHERE is my smartphone
My Blackberry is in Poop
Serious ERROR

Crackberry.com,
that's WHERE my BB is now,
typing this haiku!

down in my kitchen
my storm gathers things for me
while i soundly sleep

Where oh where is it
How did I lose the damn thing
Blackberry come home

Sadly I sit here
I have to sit here and wait
I am very bored

Found out she took it
That crazy girlfriend of mine
Turns out she needed gas

She plotted with GPS
Using that new app of mine
Wish she would hurry

Come Home Blackberry
The Where App is a Devil
NextTime 2 for 1

WHERE my BlackBerry?
Crushed on the floor in small parts.
Why? Two words: Flashed OS.

Had to see the fish
Dreamt of being Jacque Costeau
Forgot Waterwings.

*Lost my Storm in Charleston after one week because it fell out of my hand while trying to take a picture of dolphins. All I could do was laugh because I swore I wasn't going to drop it. What can you say....it happens.

Sitting in the Dark
Stealth with its black bezel on
Resting on Textbooks

CrackBerry dot com
Asked WHERE my BlackBerry is
Simple, they have it!!

In my hand of course.
The Pearl for better or worse.
Where the Crackheads rule!

Just received a call
Where is my phone? Can't find it.
Can't see it at all.

Is it under there?
I made you say underWHERE.
Laugh with me damn it!

Or else I will cry.
Can't live with out my Berry!
I don't want to try!

I would like a Storm
But money is hard to find
Can't afford one now.

I wish I had Where
I would find a local bar
and drown my pain there.

Encapsulated
In its clear hard plastic case
Over protected

At my finger tips, therefore I roam
Crackberry, when I’m away from home
Because I’m internationally known
On my Blackberry phone

WHERE? My Back Pocket,
Qwerty Is Unlocked Surely,
Answer My Butt Call!

Vibrate mode in pants
Wife's gone for weeks on business
Buzzzzzzzzzz!....my balls miss her

sitting on my desk
my curve is checked too often
i may get fired soon

A Storm sits waiting
Long ingnored by Verizon
No one hears your screams

Set to vibrate mode
Where? My front left jeans pocket
Hope the wife calls soon

Where's my Blackberry?
Look and see. Storms every-
where. Mine is with me.

Storm is erupting,
WHERE is my virgin sacrifice,
Need release from hoslter

nestled in a warm deep spot
under my clean white shirt
where my blackberry is safe

syllables counted by syllable counter (http://www.wordcalc.com/)

Strange town? Have no fear
Have BlackBerry here, Where search
Find the Mickey D

Reach for my pocket
Oh my god I can't find you!
It's in my left hand.

Where? It's in my mind!
evolving, changing, improved
waiting for release

Modifying my last entry

Strange town? Have no fear
Have BlackBerry here, Where search
Find me a Mac D

Where Is It U Ask?
Kicking iPhone's Pretty Ass
Apple Take a Step Back!

HAHA That One Is for Sergeant Mac and His Beloved iPhone :)

Sleeping peacefully
after swimming in the loo
it waits to dry out

That was my effort, i hope i win.

Does Not Leave my Hip
Attach to my Rim Beltclip
Brownie point said Where! :)

Cherry blossoms fall;
Into a cold and swift stream;
My Curve fell in too.

Hello Tijuana.
WHERE is my Bold? Need more beer.
Lost in translation.

Up Against My heart
Eager to fulfillits tasks
Hiding from I-fart

With Where to find friends
Ready willing and able
Run Cupertino

Blackberry Addict
Am I, Storm in bed with me
Wife mad, now divorced

Wife hid Crackberry
Said she needs more time with me
I will find it soon.

WHERE else could it be
in the hands of an addict,
never sits idle.

--went for honesty over comedy! thanks for the opportunity.

Laying in the sun
Had dropped it in the bowl WHERE
I sat Word Mole'ing

Where oh where can my
Blackberry be? In here? Nope.
That's my MP3.

This wedding is long
I surf the scores on the web
When does the bar open?

Lost 'tween work and home
Ransomed for six pack and smokes
Worth every "jones"

On my desk charged and ready to go
Set to Vibrate waiting for a call
It Vibrates when you use it
"thats what she said"

I wish I knew gary coleman!

my berry it is not
for i belong to it like
robot to master

In my iron grip,
Rests my Storm, where I ask it,
"Where is my pizza?!?"

Where oh Where is it?
BlackBerry, come back to me.
Oh, its in my hand.

My Curve is right here on my desk, where I can see it. It is never out of my sight!

WHERE is my BB!!!
My son throws it in the trash
"Say bye-bye, ELMO!!!"

I am so tired
Just want to sit down, CRUNCH-CLICK
There is my BB

My tombstone wil read
He love his storm more than me
signed bitter wife

WHERE is my berry
WHERE, it is always with me
Even when I'm dead