Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

By Kevin Michaluk on 5 Mar 2009 09:32 am
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Leave your BlackBerry Haiku Contest entry in the comments to this post. Good luck!

BlackBerry Haiku Contest!

Look at that! CrackBerry contest week is barely over and we're bringing you another chance to win a BlackBerry smartphone! And this time it's not luck that will win your BlackBerry of choice, it's your creativity and talent. Full details from our friends at Where after the break ...

BlackBerry Haiku Contest

In honor of the WHERE mobile application launching on the BlackBerry Storm smartphone, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free BlackBerry smartphone to one of its readers.

I know what you are thinking: free BlackBerry smartphone! Where do I sign up? The contest rules are easy. In haiku form, answer the question: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone right now? Leave it in the comments section of this post either in text or link to a YouTube video.

Top 10 haikus will be chosen by the WHERE team on March 10th. Then it's up to you, CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner. The winner will be notified via email on March 16th and will have a choice of a BlackBerry smartphone or Gift Card towards the BlackBerry store, value up to $400.

Example Haikus: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone Right Now? Here are a couple of examples to get you started:

Nestled in a warm
Place, my BlackBerry smartphone
Waits for a loud ring

In my pocketbook
Probably at the bottom
Under my lipstick

How to Score Additional Points:
1. Standard Haiku format is 3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables. Please adhere to this format, or your entry may be disqualified. Prime Numbers Rule!
2. Get an A or B list celebrity to read your Haiku on video and automatically Win! Note, Gary Coleman does not count as an A or B list celebrity but will be admitted under the condition that he reads your haiku AND says, "Whatcha talking about Willis"
3. Mention WHERE in your Haiku and automatically get a brownie point
4. How are we determining the top 10? The ones that make us laugh the hardest. Simple enough, right?

About Where: A little more about the WHERE mobile application. WHERE is a location-based application that uses GPS to help you find people, places and things. Whether it's tracking down the cheapest gas, getting reviews to a new restaurant, satisfying your craving for a latte, or helping you find your friends in a crowded city, WHERE delivers the best in local information from Eventful, Yelp, GasBuddy, Zipcar, Starbucks, Buddy Beacon and more. WHERE also lets you see your places on a map, get directions and share locations with friends. WHERE can be downloaded from Built for BlackBerry.com and Where.com. For more info on Where for the Storm, you can watch this video.

BlackBerry®, RIM®, Research In Motion®, SureType® and related trademarks, names and logos are the property of Research In Motion Limited and are registered and/or used in the U.S. and countries around the world. Used under license from Research In Motion Limited.

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ktygrl

On a tropical island
Surrounded by blue water
Beneath green palm trees

geologybabe

I feel my blackberry
Vibrating somewhere near here
Naughty little phone

(:

westgems

In my Heart and Mind
In Front of me All the Time
Love the BlackBerry

westgems

In my Heart and Mind
In Front of me All the Time
Love the BlackBerry

geologybabe

My Blackberry is lost.
Out in the big world, all alone.
Where will WHERE find it?

Bea Kay

I suddenly realized I can't count. The first line of my previously submitted Haiku had 6 syllables - so here is the revised form

My purse all jumbled
Where GPS is required
to find my Storms site

Ogrefunk

storm or curve in store
berry comes home tomorrow
new addict is born

NerdBoss

i do not know how
i lost my blackberry
but can WHERE find it?

NerdBoss

i do not know how
i lost my blackberry
but can WHERE find it?

BBartist

here I sit and wait

for that girl to call me back

my Storm's coming in :D

smeemm

Twenty Four Seven
My Pocket My Hands My Heart
It Farted No Smell

NerdBoss

i do not know how
i lost my blackberry
but can WHERE find it?

Bea Kay

BlackBerry is tethered
My PC is downloading
Where Apps to find me

Greeneyedkorean

WHERE's my blackberry?
As the winner, LOL
Will be in my hand

btait1

Yes i am In my second year of Japanese at my High School, and thought i mite do it in English and Japanese! [The Subject says "My Haiku"]

where my Phone?
Shit. It is ringing!
Gonna miss the call.

携帯電話は どこ いうてんねん ですか。
いいやがって。 携帯電話が鳴っているよ。
イム行くの電話に電話を逃す。

Greeneyedkorean

when i have to poo
i look at you, blackberry
to entertain me

dglaze

Where? Hidden away
from those sneaky Hobbitses!
My PRECIOUS! All Mine!

simmo77

My blackberry is
where it most always should be
pointed at Kevs site.

Richard O

Planning its crotch call
my blackberry is WHERE no
man has gone before

Justadye4

WHERE am I going?
To get my BlackBerry Storm!
It's on the cradle.

that's a winner for sure Kevin

elkosupertech

I'm the spider on
this web. Blackberry spiners
catching my info!

Camden

My Blackberry Storm
Lives by the seaside
WHERE it awaits a soulmate

jcamdenhall

Now that I am signed in and can be verified let me try again..

My Blackberry Storm
Lives by the seaside
WHERE it awaits a soulmate

TheNameless666x

Some Haikus don't make
sense. My blackberry is stitched
to my hand. Oh scat.

*******************************************

Oh WHERE is my phone
WHERE is my blackberry, in
my hand. iphone sucks

*******************************************

my girlfriend wont touch
my berry, on the toilet
with me, it has been

*******************************************

from the toilet bowl
you come out, wet but working
still my love you are

*******************************************

RManochio

WHERE 'o' WHERE is my
Storm, in my hand or in my
shirt pocket, WHERE else.

CROWNontherocks

Embraced like a love
WHERE illuminating light
has shown me the way

It functions all day
Though I'm not; kept distracted
It keeps me CRACK'd out!

Smart, choice decision
Smartphone precision; WHERE none
Sits above the RIM.

Curvinator

In my hot little hand,
My Curve beckons me
With sultry red blinks

Bla1ze

I poke on my screen hard...
I poke on my screen harder...
I realize the harsh reality
WHERE did RIM go wrong

jjspigland

berry is WHERE you
ask, next to my heart held tight
by lycra, secure

MannieG

My B Berry’s sick
It Spits out some crazy apps
Yeah at where dot com

Snoozy

Always next to me
Waiting for a ring or two
Just to say hello

demps2009

The wife said, you can
"stick it where the sun don't shine."
Sure is dark up there.

jesterssoul

here goes nothing.

Resting near the Jewels
Beware of the sharp car keys
hope i pushed lock

jgreen2007

Charging in the base;
Navigation drains it fast.
I need directions!

tek.1231

Always within reach
My arthritis needs some rest
I feel phantom vibes

enyce36

Khaki pants pocket
WHERE find cheapest gas station
Wow thank you storm app.

gilbertgbarela

Where's my phone you ask,
In my heart and close at hand,
it's used for my tasks.

ZHASH

Interesting... Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy, Wow that's amasing...

X F

Upon my cold chair
I sit waiting for the fall
A wipe and I'm done.

Ranae68

On my kichen counter
in pieces
is my blackberry
sad
as I
dropped
the dirty trackball
down
the kitchen
sink

Dave12308

Sitting on my desk,
Blackberry Storm charging up,
Halfway done right now........

PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!

tek.1231

WHERE is my berry?
I just felt a phantom vibe
My thumbs are yearning

jayfivelim

More frequent than love
A steal when comparing wife
In a perfect spot

warp929

If it were closer
In underWHERE it would be
Ready to vibrate

Ogrefunk

WHERE is my new love
polygamy feels so right
my storm and my wife

mparolini

Blackberry Haiku?
There is a Storm coming soon!
Where oh Where is it?

Where is my new Storm?
If only my phone would ring
I could find it then

We're together now
My Blackberry Storm and I
Where do you keep yours?

Always close at hand
Whether at sea or on land
Right Where I need it

It's in Chanhassen
Minnesota, you betcha
Where else would it be?

Where do I keep it?
Wherever I am it is
Google Maps knows too

It's no secret Where
My smartphone is always there
In my hand mostly

tek.1231

With me as I poop
Spend more time than I need to
When I wipe, it's dry

jjspigland

89 months I've
had tmo, new curve I want
no deal price too high

David522

OMG Please pick me!
I want to win something!
Great App BTW!

killyourbooks

still in the garbage
another battery pull
but i love my storm

ccstorm1894

On my duty belt
Where I keep my goodies at
I am a mall cop

gilbertgbarela

Storm, Storm, where art thou
sadly, you slipped from my grasp
bounced twice and then died

lilasianvixen77

Ringing off the hook.
My Blackberry Bold lies still.
The louder it rings.

jam843

Alone in my love den
I hear the lustful vibrate
of my text machine

Guylene

Where is my smart phone?
in my hands, writing haiku.
Dumb where question.

kianli

Mine is across the ocean
In a box WHERE my angle sleeps
waits for the shipping to me

Hockeychik99

Where, oh where you ask?
Fingers play with the keyboard.
Love my BlackBerry.

katadare

Oh WHERE did you go?
My always connected friend
Wait, you are on me...

;-)

Here's another one:

Always on my hip
WHERE a message revives it
My BlackBerry Bold

joelle1980#CB

WHERE is my blackberry storm
Its getting more action then my husband
It never leaves my side

Datalux

It sits on my hip
In a black Seidio clip
WHERE I can reach it

But when in the john
I can hold it with one hand
While the other one....

GERALD TRITT

setting is vibrate
berry is ready to ring
my wife is happy

Queen4111

WHERE is my BB?

In my bed,
permanently attached to my right hand,
Under my pillow.
Vibrating every 10 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

miata116

My Berry's with me,
Trapped at the police station
'Till I can post bail.

BeeBee

WHERE is it my love
see me feel me hear me now
tucked into my bra

lakokama

Always within sight
If not holstered at my side
WHERE my storm resides

GERALD TRITT

i bring her to bed
berry loves me totally
my wife is angry

Miz.Michele

WHERE it always is
At my side never apart
till death do us part

BlackBerry and me
At home or when on the go
Always together

And the best thing is
I can remain in contact
or not...It's my choice

GERALD TRITT

i caress her keys
she is always pleasing me
i stare lovingly

LBB3

WHERE is my berry?
Blame it on the alcohol,
Got me feeling loose:-).

rob128

I can't find my Bold
I thought i left it outside
Oh wait, nevermind....

Mitchell Lynch

Sits on the desk void
Of any contact with me
Blackberry Updates

Nicole Dust

Oh woe is my pearl
As it sits resting, drying
Friend to no toilet

mac08

Fell in the toilet
While playing brick breaker
Crap I lost a life

Addicted to Facebook

Google Latitude,
Shows "frienimies" where I am.
No peace for me.

devereauxx

no time for joy yet
new bb storm is where
fell in the toilet

novakjo1

In Many Pieces
Dont know where Z key has gone
Anger Management

ajiamarie

Charging on nightstand
Dreaming of today's WHERE quests.
What will WHERE find next?

pj200105

My storm is not there.
It is lost, I am despair
I should have used Where.

(Bonus points for rhyming?)

Saminthecity

In a slight panic,
Rummaging through the cushions,
Unread BBM

Diem Tran

Mistyped my pass code
Drinking and Blackberry'ing
Ten Tries too few, damn!

pj200105

My storm is not there.
It is lost, I am despair.
I should have used Where.

(Bonus points for rhyming?)

robbiebisme

The storm is coming,
In hand is where you'll find it,
Touch the screen and, click!

GERALD TRITT

my berry i do touch
my love is never too much
in my hand i clutch

Week Knight

Warren asked Brett Favre
"Have you seen my Blackberry?"
and then Ted found it.

xanderharris86

Where might my phone be?
In my hand or in a tree?
Wow, that would be weird.

livesonjstreet

In a hot pink skin,
Unlike the other srat girls,
Distinguishing me

GERALD TRITT

WHERE do i caress
my berry in bed no less
my hand is blessed

thebokonist

On my desk charging
waiting for my loving touch
that's where it is now

GERALD TRITT

sexy hot black bold
WHERE berry in bed i hold
obsession im told

GERALD TRITT

HOT STICKY SWEATY
THINKING CONDOM FOR BERRY
I SHOULD BE GETTING

atthespott

Drunk after the club
"Where the hell is my berry?"
The cab drives away

dfreedm1

Identified by
Cartesian coordinates
Longish latitudes

Lost somewhere in space
Amongst draw-ers’ detritus
Valu-able turd

Vibrating alone
Beneath the power seat track
Driving me crazy

Imperceptible
To eyes that lack their clothing
Avoid Detection

Cloak-ed devices
Stray from their masters' holsters
Naked Ambition

Love it or leave it
The question always gnawing
It’s like my girlfriend

Rubber case provides
Camouflage Electronique
Very effective

Extra body part
Peripheral Sound Device
Recombinant Ear

Signaling humans
Via Wireless System
Bluetooth Universe

Charging Peacefully
Via Provident Voltage
Bejeweled Joules

Massaging my hip
Like a sharper image gift
Without shiny bow

Telephonic God
Cradled in luxury box
Hail phones with thrones!

New Facebook Statum
Accumulate Hourly
Social Conundrum

Was using my WHERE
A Recalcitrant Signal
Eludes GPS

Silent Mode Running
We Pray Good Samaritans
Return to Sender

Stolen by Hoodlums
International Minutes
Free for the Calling

Not a Pool Floaty
Phone Insurance Rejection
Pink Sticker of Death

Stolen at Concert
Technocratic Unlockers
Sold it on Ebay

Bars nonexistent
Can’t hear customers orders
Window projectile

Receiving Voice notes
24 hours a day
Indiscriminant

jeffabc

where has it got
hides atop my tea cup
now smells of honey

lakokama

Don't chew on that son
Oh no, I hope it still works...
Pull the battery

dfreedm1

Identified by
Cartesian coordinates
Longish latitudes

Lost somewhere in space
Amongst draw-ers’ detritus
Valu-able turd

Vibrating alone
Beneath the power seat track
Driving me crazy

Imperceptible
To eyes that lack their clothing
Avoid Detection

Cloak-ed devices
Stray from their masters' holsters
Naked Ambition

Love it or leave it
The question always gnawing
It’s like my girlfriend

Rubber case provides
Camouflage Electronique
Very effective

Extra body part
Peripheral Sound Device
Recombinant Ear

Signaling humans
Via Wireless System
Bluetooth Universe

Charging Peacefully
Via Provident Voltage
Bejeweled Joules

Massaging my hip
Like a sharper image gift
Without shiny bow

Telephonic God
Cradled in luxury box
Hail phones with thrones!

New Facebook Statum
Accumulate Hourly
Social Conundrum

Was using my WHERE
A Recalcitrant Signal
Eludes GPS

Silent Mode Running
We Pray Good Samaritans
Return to Sender

Stolen by Hoodlums
International Minutes
Free for the Calling

Not a Pool Floaty
Phone Insurance Rejection
Pink Sticker of Death

Stolen at Concert
Technocratic Unlockers
Sold it on Ebay

Bars nonexistent
Can’t hear customers orders
Window projectile

Receiving Voice notes
24 hours a day
Indiscriminant

JSho101

YouTube Link for Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj5VSP6nabI

Haiku:
My Curve is right here
But I'd stick it anyWHERE
To get a new Storm

Anonymous480

i think it is
wait where is my blackberry
holy sh**

Skytrain

Now never you fear,
For at my hip or my ear,
My Bold is right here!

OR

Twenty four seven,
The world at my fingertips,
I'm in Bold heaven!

OR

My brand new Bold waits,
Calling me. Just out of reach,
In a store window.

pinguta

your third one (in a store window) is one of the best answers to the question I've seen!

jrwohlfeil0227

WHERE my blackberry?
With me, wherever I be
There my blackberry!

Caffeine Addicted

Need a coffee BAD...
Wish I could find a Starbucks. :(
...aaah! Thanks, WHERE Mobile! :)

cckeeper2

downstairs on the bar
near the keg of natty light
my blackberry rests

Jenny Fowles

WHERE could it have gone
I need to check CRACKBERRY
Oh, it's in my hand

josiepoo

where is my berry?
buzzes, two chirps, a red light
Ha! berry in sight

Skytrain

LEDs flashing,
Send CrackBerrians dashing
Bold always in reach!

OR

Stranger than fiction,
Our Blackberry addiction!
Can't put my Bold down!

nfranco112

Hidden in pocket
Dictatorship management
says phone banned at work

Missing My Pearl

Oh how I miss you.
Dropped in a giant snowbank.
Spring - I will find you?

kylewell

Sitting on my lap
My Berry is on vibrate
A text lights us up

Jenny Fowles

I'm not gonna lie
Between my legs when i drive
Love those texts and calls

;D

iamtv84

In my back pocket,
Right next to my ass is WHERE
My Blackberry stays

-TV

Investig8tr

Obama has it
A Blackberry dream come true
That's the one I want

weeman

In my rear pocket
Oh no! I just sat on it
Time for an upgrade

pinguta

nice haiku. a bit painful since I actually just did that to a digital camera last week - sat on a rock and cracked the lcd.

kylewell

Pearl has to go
Suretype I cannot take it
I have no more cash

kylewell

I had a flip phone
And a girlfriend but now I
am a single man

Can't Let Go of My Blackberry Either...

My dress - no pockets.
But must carry Blackberry!!
Behind back - on air!!

Background:
Gossip columnist and Entertainment Tonight red carpet reporter Lainey stood awkwardly with one hand behind her back every time she was on air. She later revealed that she was holding her Blackberry and blogging between on air shots. Now THAT's dedication...

pinguta

In my left hand while
watching Lacy and Chrystie
show WHERE for the Storm

skim2636#CB

Where iphone was, now
Storm is. I'm a BB, and
I can touch and click.

pinguta

My Buddy Beacon?
I'm drinking in the city?
That's where I left it!

Word Mole Champion!

I'm in bed right now,
Playing Word Mole endlessly.
Who needs sleep anyways?

ioBuddha

Why have you left me
Sunk in the toilet with pooh
WHERE the corn hides you

charlybrwn

Crack! WHERE? Erection.
Pleasure blesses my groin
as berry vibrates.

charlybrwn

pinguta

my BlackBerry is
chillin' in New York City
doing a WHERE search

ihatemywife

Annoyed by butt dials,
You harass and belittle,
My butt just hung up

Anson Hiapo Bermudez

probably my hand
most likely its near my ear
lost is what i fear

Anson Hiapo Bermudez

probably my hand
most likely its near my ear
lost is what i fear

fish2find

Where is my Storm at
Huntington Beach in the sun
Always having fun
~~~~~~
You can start Laughing
To Make you laugh is my goal
Where is the Laughter
~~~~~~
I won what with where
Where did I win the what at
What the fugg is where
~~~~~
Where are you going
Do you know where from the where
What did it tell you
~~~~~
Apps today are free
A great offer for us all
Just bill the Where team
~~~~~
Gonna find it now
Im sure I know where it is
Oh crap its not there
~~~~~
Have to find my Storm
Gonna track the local storm
Weather Network Now
~~~~~~
Ringtones are so fun
Page one I have just begun
Million pages more

stuckfugu

Where are you hiding
I need you so much right now
You complete me...babe?

Blkbear

Blackberry in pod sits
charging, sleeping, updating.
Alarm time to work.

drillbitt

just to my right. it
sits and charges til morning
good night, Blackberry

Erusavion#CB

On the ground, it lies
Tattered, abused, and mangled
My child has no shame

:(

santitam123

Where is my precious?
blinking silently waiting,
for updates so cool!!!

DocWood

Nestled gently in my office,
is where my Berry be this morn,
quietly downloading the latest porn

Marianthie Vourliotis

In Cleveland kickin'
My Media Rocks LeBron
That's how MY Curve rolls!

Andy from Austria

It is on the way
where it sounds very tinny
to the rubbish bin.

(sorry, my english not so good. i am austrian,
but i did my best ;-)

great site!

Greetings, Andy

Steve Yoon

WHERE my wife and kids
Push my phone aside searching
Bi-weekly for cash

chaz_cb

My curve's on my hip
Waiting for the next message -
damn those phantom vibes.

mdlissner

Wrapped by Seidio case
Wearing a third party theme
Surfing on CrackBerry

shannonmarti

Where are you my love.
Blackberry you are just a dream.
My wife told me no!

texasinaz#CB

i would love to win this phone

mdlissner

WHERE oh WHERE is Berry?
Always WHERE I CRACKBERRY
Go noWHERE sans Berry

shannonmarti

sorry i didnt save you.
I didnt know you couldnt swim
now rest bottom of the lake

Sydney73

Storm, Storm Where art thou?
Maps, Movies, Shops, and Traffic ...
Stuck on me, that's Where!

mmmm.....lovely

WHERE's my Blackberry!!
Damn my imagination
I don't have one yet

antdizzle

Red blackberry curve
hidden nicely on apples
ate them and found it

afranco9

As my storm vib-rings
Down in my front left pocket
Ahh, call me again

maxwell92

Drawn right to my side
a berry will be my prize
it's in my pocket

Sydney73

"Ah!" chased by a bear
GPS, Oh tell me Where...
Can I bail this dare?

redlawson

WHERE my BlackBerry
Are You Living at Today
WHERE but in my hand

jonchillin07

scand'lous neverland.
enslaved by black rubber. My
blackberry in bliss.

aaronchili

Blackberry slid down
WHERE the jewels can be found
Smart phone not so smart.

marcusd#CB

it's placed right to my heart
covered by my shirts pocket

ever i have the ring heard
it jumped out like a rocket

sushiguy732

here i sit alone
pondering somewhere to roam
go to Where on phone

APunkt

standing in portrait-modus
in front of my desk
showing my pet in a diashow
to make me laugh all the time
during work

psycosis86

My empty pocket
Where could my blackberry be
The toilet, it sinks

GmrPnm21

Nestled in my palms,
as I sit reading forums,
now I'm unemployed :'(

mberkobien

Sitting in a box
in the Crackberry Mailroom
with my winning name

GmrPnm21

Seidio protects,
as I drop it fleeing work,
truck crushes them both.

Mister869

WHERE, where is my Storm
I know I had it before
If only I knew

GmrPnm21

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GmrPnm21

WHERE oh WHERE on my
blackberry found my girlfriend,
atop my best friend...

zackwelsh

Clutched inside my hand
My Berry is more than Black
It is also Crack

Good luck to all!

Gunscir

Where oh WHERE is it?
Alas! Only in my dreams.
Let us reconnect.

wyatt81

My storm is where...lost?
I cannot find it anywhere.
Hard to hear buzz, buzz.

toplayer

Oh where, oh where, can
My Blackberry be, oh where,
Oh Where can it be

uofmrapper

Sitting on the john
My BlackBerry in my hands
Playing BrickBreaker

ct_bab

Looking sad at me
How could I do this to you
Don’t flush me away

franky0707#CB

Storm O' storm WHERE art
Thou storm? Here in my pants but
Not in my pocket.

Franky

esfoad

Sitting On My Waist
There's No WHERE For It To Go
Ready For Action

susanc67

WHERE is my Berry?
Softly cradled in my hand
Brings the world to me!

devnull_1101

WHERE is my berry?
On my hip,deep in my soul
WHERE it belongs.

dter

resting on belly
supraabdominally
phone awaits alarm

dlguerra

WHERE is my smartphone?
What is this sudden feeling?
oh YEAAHHHH, I found it!

mmcewen

Making love with wife
my hand feels a vibration.
I read my email.

kb2hap

my berry is quite
contrary, but where? of course!
a world adventure

mdelectronics05

Blackberry alone
Wondering WHERE I am now
Ah!, Backlight went out...

raiderleaf

I require my cash
I want it right here in my
Hand, or that's your ass

I require my bread
If I don't get it
I'ma bust you in your head

-raiderleaf

raiderleaf

My poop stinks like hell
I must play touch screen freecell
WHERE is my damn Storm?!

flowers74

Never leaves my sight,
Why oh why does my Berry
Keep me up at night?

Renocat

Blackberry massage
Handy app on my 'berry
Where you think it's at?

Jaiden

Here, filming the scene
Urging me to be the next
Internet pornstar!

T-MobileCurve

My BlackBerry is
rebooting. . . still rebooting.
I just installed WHERE!

Frieden Halter

In my palm she rests.
WHERE is there to help me find
Starbucks to ingest.

DOOG9517

In my steady grasp

As I take care of business

On my porcelain throne

G Cubed

Blackberry Ninja
Cloaked within stealth black holster
Call me, Javelin

Frieden Halter

Dinner then movie.
My Blackberry and WHERE tells
how I should get there.

Yodasplash

WHERE is my Berry
Where did it friggin go
Here, glued to my ear

lmarcorob

In my hand of course...I can't function without it! lol!!!!

Frieden Halter

Here is where she sits.
waiting for WHERE to tell me
which exit for gas.

Skullatron

Where oh Where oh Where
Is my little blackberry
It's in my pocket!

Yodasplash

Wife's ultimatum
It's her or my 'berry Storm
Man, I sure miss her.

Bees Knees

Okay, so a lot of people are going to read this and think that I am a freak, but I just wanted to make people laugh with my entry. Here goes:

Late night last night,
Kinky sex and lots of lube,
May be up my ass.

Hahaha! Hope that at very least gets me an honorable mention!

bhew82

I stare down the street
I am lost and need some help
WHERE on Blackberry

Anthony C.

There is no question where my BB is! Always with me of course!
Right now I am looking at it. It's comfortably resting under my computer flatscreen in my office.

Opppps...incoming message! gotta go!

jpautz

Wife got angry and
shoved my 'berry up my bum
Someone keeps calling!

ap14

WHERE is my smartphone
My Blackberry is in Poop
Serious ERROR

Crackberryphill

Crackberry.com,
that's WHERE my BB is now,
typing this haiku!

madcowjt

down in my kitchen
my storm gathers things for me
while i soundly sleep

Kaus

Where oh where is it
How did I lose the damn thing
Blackberry come home

Sadly I sit here
I have to sit here and wait
I am very bored

Found out she took it
That crazy girlfriend of mine
Turns out she needed gas

She plotted with GPS
Using that new app of mine
Wish she would hurry

Come Home Blackberry
The Where App is a Devil
NextTime 2 for 1

pajerry

WHERE my BlackBerry?
Crushed on the floor in small parts.
Why? Two words: Flashed OS.

Ero-sennin

Had to see the fish
Dreamt of being Jacque Costeau
Forgot Waterwings.

*Lost my Storm in Charleston after one week because it fell out of my hand while trying to take a picture of dolphins. All I could do was laugh because I swore I wasn't going to drop it. What can you say....it happens.

wcheng

Sitting in the Dark
Stealth with its black bezel on
Resting on Textbooks

Ricanman

CrackBerry dot com
Asked WHERE my BlackBerry is
Simple, they have it!!

berrymuch

In my hand of course.
The Pearl for better or worse.
Where the Crackheads rule!

Bucket_O_Fun

Just received a call
Where is my phone? Can't find it.
Can't see it at all.

Is it under there?
I made you say underWHERE.
Laugh with me damn it!

Or else I will cry.
Can't live with out my Berry!
I don't want to try!

I would like a Storm
But money is hard to find
Can't afford one now.

I wish I had Where
I would find a local bar
and drown my pain there.

TekNiKal

Encapsulated
In its clear hard plastic case
Over protected

bfahm1911

At my finger tips, therefore I roam
Crackberry, when I’m away from home
Because I’m internationally known
On my Blackberry phone

fun-loka

WHERE? My Back Pocket,
Qwerty Is Unlocked Surely,
Answer My Butt Call!

derek.mccarthy

Always there in hand
ready to call or email
what's a blackberry?

maaron

Vibrate mode in pants
Wife's gone for weeks on business
Buzzzzzzzzzz!....my balls miss her

comtois

sitting on my desk
my curve is checked too often
i may get fired soon

gooney

Still clutched in my cold
Dead hands is my phone after
Those damn zombies came

Lisa Smith2

My BlackBerry fell
Into the toilet today
Please give me one thanks

ddahlke

A Storm sits waiting
Long ingnored by Verizon
No one hears your screams

Hojo_hojo

Set to vibrate mode
Where? My front left jeans pocket
Hope the wife calls soon

falesq

Where's my Blackberry?
Look and see. Storms every-
where. Mine is with me.

brothamoveson

Storm is erupting,
WHERE is my virgin sacrifice,
Need release from hoslter

prncssmelissa

nestled in a warm deep spot
under my clean white shirt
where my blackberry is safe

syllables counted by syllable counter (http://www.wordcalc.com/)

Pioneer#CB

Strange town? Have no fear
Have BlackBerry here, Where search
Find the Mickey D

steve053

Reach for my pocket
Oh my god I can't find you!
It's in my left hand.

Investig8tr

Where? It's in my mind!
evolving, changing, improved
waiting for release

Douglas Jones

Drowned in the laundry
No where for my Blackberry
Only in my dreams

Pioneer#CB

Modifying my last entry

Strange town? Have no fear
Have BlackBerry here, Where search
Find me a Mac D

fun-loka

Where Is It U Ask?
Kicking iPhone's Pretty Ass
Apple Take a Step Back!

HAHA That One Is for Sergeant Mac and His Beloved iPhone :)

dskid807

Sleeping peacefully
after swimming in the loo
it waits to dry out

That was my effort, i hope i win.

quickme

Does Not Leave my Hip
Attach to my Rim Beltclip
Brownie point said Where! :)

mj2007

Cherry blossoms fall;
Into a cold and swift stream;
My Curve fell in too.

jayray1

Hello Tijuana.
WHERE is my Bold? Need more beer.
Lost in translation.

scottie boy

under my buttocks
i hope, there it will remain
without a butt dial

CHS824

Up Against My heart
Eager to fulfillits tasks
Hiding from I-fart

With Where to find friends
Ready willing and able
Run Cupertino

janglesjr

Blackberry Addict
Am I, Storm in bed with me
Wife mad, now divorced

Daveman98

Wife hid Crackberry
Said she needs more time with me
I will find it soon.

Circleskirt

I wasn't texting
It's illegal in our state
Officer, I swear!

CJbell#CB

WHERE else could it be
in the hands of an addict,
never sits idle.

--went for honesty over comedy! thanks for the opportunity.

StorminTrojan

Laying in the sun
Had dropped it in the bowl WHERE
I sat Word Mole'ing

ralcyon

Where oh where can my
Blackberry be? In here? Nope.
That's my MP3.

kmeiner

This wedding is long
I surf the scores on the web
When does the bar open?

cascadeohd

Lost 'tween work and home
Ransomed for six pack and smokes
Worth every "jones"

Jarnold#CB

On my desk charged and ready to go
Set to Vibrate waiting for a call
It Vibrates when you use it
"thats what she said"

bigcalidave

I wish I knew gary coleman!

my berry it is not
for i belong to it like
robot to master

edge231

In my iron grip,
Rests my Storm, where I ask it,
"Where is my pizza?!?"

jeremy snider

WHERE is my precious
we thinks precious is hiding
in Gary Coleman

CidSedez

Where oh Where is it?
BlackBerry, come back to me.
Oh, its in my hand.

grannatorylan

My Curve is right here on my desk, where I can see it. It is never out of my sight!

zombiesattach

In a clothing pile
Drunk nights lead me to the floor
Sleep ends when I ring

zombiesattach

Lie on life support
Energy pumped in me
Die again later

emanandval

WHERE is my BB!!!
My son throws it in the trash
"Say bye-bye, ELMO!!!"

emanandval

I am so tired
Just want to sit down, CRUNCH-CLICK
There is my BB

GERALD TRITT

My tombstone wil read
He love his storm more than me
signed bitter wife

WHERE is my berry
WHERE, it is always with me
Even when I'm dead

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