Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

Pick me!

Where is it you ask?
That's none of your beeswax. Now
Give me my damn phone.

Set on the counter
Slides in the little puddle
Goodbye, Blackberry

Now for a more serious one:

Underneath my desk
The phone vibrates, not ringing
Teacher, please don't see.

Here's my Haiku!

Watch a movie? Low on gas.
Traffic really sucks.
Use Where on my Blackberry!

My BlackBerry Storm
knows not it is here, but will
as soon as Where does

Oh Curve where are you?
Nestled beneath tax papers
I remember now!

Where oh where has my
BlackBerry gone, I don't know
Where oh where, indeed

Do I get extra credit for using WHERE 4 times??? ;-)

WHERE is my 'Berry?
In my hand, bed or bathroom?
No, it's in my heart!

up against my ear
man! boss just walked in pissed off
to be continued....

I need a starbucks.
Blackberry knows where to go,
it's always with me

this would be awsome

Thrown out the window
My Flip is so fucking slow
Rendering image....

WHERE is my Bold now
Wait focus on this lecture
Bored sitting in class

Holding it in Hand
Countless Reading of Emails
Battery is DEAD

My blackberry is on the table
resting on top of the milky blue book
Oh look! I see the red light flicker upon the device

I pull it off the milky blue book and see its from my love
She just sent me a message, telling me that our son is back from Iraq
I'm so glad he made it through
and all I'm asking for is to win this contest
and show him i love him

WHERE to watch a porn?
Curve screen still too small. I know!
The Storm in my pants!

When you feel like CRACK
Grab your BERRY to pop her cherry
WHERE the hell is CRACKBERRY

Feel the vibration
Where the Crackberry sings to me
Rubbing butt from pocket

Here it goes:

Upstairs on the shelf
WHERE the kids know that, you touch
You meet your maker

Blackberry cradled
In my hand is WHERE you stay.
Don't leave, you're like crack.

My blackberry is
on my blackbelted pants where
it sits always on

My name is Brian
I am a berry addict
WHERE can I get help?

Lying next to me
On a beach, where we pretend
We are still working

Sitting in my car,
Resting in my hands
Playing a movie
to help me kill some time.

Well WHERE do you think
my BB would be? In my
hand,always with me

cuddled in dark place

locked up with felt on its face

WHERE? holstered on my waste

Desire me, Bold said.
Weapon of mass destruction.
Serendipity!

Nirvana achieved.
I have seen the Crackberry land
A moment of Zen.

I think I got mail.
Distracting shimmering light.
Berry fanatic.

"Hand" Red Eye Winking,
Three A M no Sleeping I,
More Than Sex Love "Where"

In the septic tank
Thanks to my daughter’s flushing
Will WHERE find it there?

In the kitchen WHERE
I love it more than myself
Wife thinks I need help

Where my buttcheeks meet
Snugly tucked. If you try to
Take my phone, I'll fart.

Back pocket is WHERE
I hear sirens of despair
Rear called 9-1-1

I am sofa king
we todd did. WHERE's my berry?
A fatty ate it!

WHERE hides my Berry
See it in my front pocket
That's no banana

Sitting on my desk
Waiting for anybody
To email or call

Lost, I’m so lonely
Wait, I’m getting a message
Shucks only junk mail

Waiting, patiently
Connected to DM
For the next OS release

WHERE, amongst the dark?
My Blackberry vibes and blinks,
hiding in my purse.

Storm gotta have it
My life is in my pocket
WHERE esle would it be

Where o where has
my blackberry gone
I was typing on it
now I need another one

Attached at the hip,
My BlackBerry Pearl and me.
Never separate.

Sitting here silent
My berry waits patiently
To control my Life!

Sideways on my hip
Wowwie how stylish it sits
Its my blackberry storm

Craddled in leather
Ah "napping" so silently
Never far from reach !

My phone does not fart
It does not drop any phone calls
The network is strong

CRASH, BAM, BONK! POW, SOCK,
SPLOOSH! BIFF, BANG, THWACK, SPLATT and UGGH!
Adam West has it.

CRASH, BAM, BONK! POW, SOCK,
SPLOOSH! BIFF, BANG, THWACK, SPLATT and UGGH!
Adam West has it.

Hipster jeans pocket.
Partying hard on Friday.
Wake up WHERE am I?

Where you at Stormy
Let's crush some iphones, homey
Need a backup Storm.

I think the Blackberry
totally RULZ something fierce
the iPhone DROOLZ

Squeek Squeek goes the back.
WHERE is the sound? Could it be?
Nope, just BOLD in bed.

Sitting on my desk
Where..can you find me coffee?
This app Completes me!

WHERE? In my pocket.
Nestled near my naughty bits
Calls tingle Willy

Buzz buzz excitement
Is it a call or email
To my joy a call

iPhone sucks hind tit
BlackBerry rules, does it not?
WHERE makes it perfect

Close to my heart beat
In my pocket oh so neat
Set on buzz to repeat.

Bank? Bar?? Gas station??!!
Where did I leave my 'berry?!?!
Oh yeah, on my hip.

In hand on EL Train.
Next stop yuppie neighborhood.
iphone jerk gets on.

In My Front Pocket
WHERE You See The Buldge It Forms
You Like What You See???

buzz buzz ooh la la
pocket shimmy pocket like
in it stays for more

Right in front of me
Hiding from nasty kittehs
Safely in my view

re-title the last one as Dyslexic Haiku.

Storm has changed my life
WHERE would I be without you
Forward, backward, inside out

Tossed out the window
Of the thirty-second floor
Only in my dreams

alone, freezing, sad
my blackberry has it bad
silent, unfound, snow

Pick me

Far from prying eyes
Where my Blackberry resides
I will never tell

asleep on my desk
waiting for my next request
faithful companion!

Bored as f*ck at work,
Waiting for my phone to ring,
Save me blackberry!

When I hear a ring
I think where is my BlackBerry
Damn lavatory

In my pocket by it's lonesome
Waiting for those two vibrations
Or that ring
As I look down red light blinks
OOO what do I have now?

Where my Blackberry?
Where for now and forever
Where? Always by me

My 'berry is WHERE out-
dated phones go, I need a
newer Blackberry please!

Deep in my pocket
Blackberry waits for a call
Then up to my ear

On the couch near me
My curve awaits a message
My trusted grey friend

Under arched phenomenon
Where the sun shines rain
Four leaf clovers

Chillin' with my Storm
WHERE I received a pic of
My wife's "CRACKBERRY" =)

-keebler0617

WHERE are you owner
When will I see your smile
Oh, six I forgot

You are so funny
WHERE.com edy is when
Oh, six I forgot

Under the pillow
When is it time to grab me
Oh, six I forgot

Quick WHERE is my phone?

I see a STORM approaching

It’s Halle Berry!

In my hip holster
emitting radation
all over my man parts!!!

Right here in my hand,
I sit and drop off the kids.
Splish splash, blub blub . . . . . . shit.

I have no idea
I think I'm about to cry
Can WHERE track it down

Sitting by my bed,
Time to charge you up tonight,
Not in my underwear!

In my blackberry charger.

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead
Thanks to my sister....

Man’s best friend – yeah sure!
My dog ate my Blackberry
It’s time to neuter

Scared. Dark, lonely street.
Lost! Confident – Why? Berry
In my hand has Where

Oh WHERE could it be?
My one and only 'Berry
It's always with me!

Painful ringing noise
The nightstand starts to vibrate
Berry smashed on floor

A gentle place cuddled so dearly
warm and anxiously waiting
a call from someone new

a call from a familiar face
vibrates with sweet tone
perhaps its my home

Oh my sweet Blackberry
Sweeter than any Apple
iTunes not required

Some dude fondling it,
Acts like he's going to steal it.
But I'll punch his face.

Its like my conscience.
WHERE would I be without it?
Prob'ly with my wife.

Let me see your phone,
Dad, can I play BrickBreaker?
Haven't seen it since.

My blackberry owns
With WHERE it's even better
I just peed my pants

:)

Sing along with me!

Where, Where, Where, Where...
Is, Is, Is...
My, My, My, My...
Storm, Storm, Storm?

PING!

Right here in my hand
because that's the way
uh-huh, uh-huh...
I like it!
uh-huh, uh-huh...

:o)

On my desk Storm brews,
wait for install bar to fill
WHERE will soon be there

Time of Storm is here
Music, laughter, joy and fun
No fear WHERE I am

Sitting at the local bar Too much tequila and beer Now WHERE did i park Sorry Y'all I'm not good at the whole lining up the columns thing.

Here's to hoping I can get a storm with a keyboard (niagara)

The Storm rolls Across
the Great Planes of this country
WHERE oh WHERE are you?

The Storm is coming
I can hear the vibrations
WHERE? In my panties

Where the Storm comes from
The Cradle from Crackberry
Where else would it be

Good apps

Oh WHERE oh WHERE could
my Blackberry be? I know
its right next to me!

I looked around
But no celebrity found
For WHERE youtube fun

On my desk ringing,
It's like angels are singing,
Blacked out and blinging!

OR

Back made of leather,
Can call, email and tether,
With me WHEREver!

OR

Business or pleasure,
In my pocket WHEREver,
My RIM forever!

Coleslaw, fries and meat
are Permanti sandwiches
with Italian bread

Now can you tell me
Where is my blackberry phone
Yoonz have a clue yet

People know our slang
The terrible towel was born
in Steeler Nation

In my dreams... I never wins!

Where dot com is hot
My Crackberry loves the App
It's where it is at

Title: "Eau de Blackberry"

Slick slide in pocket
My eight allotted minutes
Cubical to John

Where the sun does not
Shine. A room with two windows.
No heat to be found.

On my computer
Desk, is where you will find my
sweet BlackBerry Storm!

Can I win this one. Good luck to all, i hope i win

Nestled in its Dock
Longing for its Owner's touch
it Rings; Where are You?

Where is my blackberry
Where it should be Crackberry
on my side, holstered

My Bold's location?
A privledged destination!
In my hand, of course!

OR

Through all thick and thin,
Otterboxed, naked, or skinned,
In hand with a grin!

OR

Others like Apple,
They sneer at my RIM. I just,
cut, paste then I grin!

OR

Safe in my pocket,
Phonebill's up like a rocket!?
Forgot to lock it! =(

Got laid off today
I need a really stiff drink.
WHERE... when life is tough

Beautiful night out.
Went to Ruth's Chris with my wife.
Oh no! Phone still there!

Buy Random Ticket
Across the country... New York
Never lost with WHERE

I gave it all up.
Divorce really kicked my ass.
Wife got Blackberry.

Saw her at Starbucks...
I secretly swapped our Storms.
Now I have her PIN!!!

Long Distance Dating
Hard to find romantic spot
WHERE saves me again

I want pizza, where?
Blackberry screen reveals all.
WHERE makes life easy.

Where is my Blackberry
Always in my front pocket
Right where it should be

CAN PLEASE WIN?

i know WHERE it is.
but do you know WHERE it is?
WHERE? yes, it's right there.

In my hot lil' hand
in front of the computer
sitting on the couch

Berry never far
Shivering in my pocket
Text message recieved

Its worst place to be,
in the pocket of the man,
who stole it from me.

Here, strong and sturdy,
On a scale one to ten, it's
at least a thirty!

OR

Business or pleasure,
With a back made of leather,
With me WHEREver!

OR

Blackberry fever,
I've got mine in my pocket,
I'll never leave her!

Oops, double post!

In A Cardboard Box,
My Blackberry Waits With Glee,
For Me To Win It.

:( soorry no celebs :(

Next to my wallet
No flashing red light
Nobody loves me

In my back pocket
is WHERE my Blackberry stays
You know, cheek to cheek

Somewhere in the car
Maybe under the car seat
Oh Shit! Wife has it!

On the wet green sheet
When I am sleeping in bed
Can I say the rest?

It's kept on vibrate
Just in case I get lucky
With an obscene call

Where oh where berry?
Right on your hip you dummy!
Now and forever

WHERE is it you ask?
It's right next to my heart, duh.
WHERE else would it be?!

Juicy Blackberry
A Perfect Chew Toy For Me
Man's Best Friend No More

Bold's sad and single,
With a new mate she'd mingle,
My heart would tingle!

OR

My Bold's all alone,
But with a Curve or a clone,
She'd make baby phones!

OR

Like God's phone itself,
3G, push email and more,
The Bold in my hand.

OR

WHERE o WHERE to go?
I know that WHERE's bound to know!
Booze, food or a show!

OR

Oh WHERE is my Bold?
Never left out in the cold.
In my hand's tight hold!

Where its supposed to be
in my loving caring hand
waiting for a leaked update

Oh WHERE, Oh WHERE is
my blackberry, Oh Where, it
must be frick'in lost

WHERE is Blackberry?
It is never far from me.
Always in my sight.

Honestly Berry,
Quality app? Check WHERE at
Crackberry dot com

WHERE is 'berry Storm?
Coming up behind iPhone,
to make applesauce!

Books lay me on so
Lights flickering music’s low
Who’s is dialing me

On the couch with me
reading crackberry dot com
where we hang at night

My baby brother
flushed it down the toilet with
my high school homework

WHERE oh WHERE can my
berry be? My stupid boss took
her away from me : (

Storms arrived over here,
next to iphones who really fear,
that the trash is near.

In the kitchen now,
sitting on the counter top.
Can you please get it?

Demolished remains,
Where? Drop-kicked by Chuck Norris.
No chance to survive.

We were having sex
when my blackberry lit up.
Now, it's in pieces

Lacy and Chrystie
WHERE are your locations? Just find me,
Hack my Crackberry

Where that Apple phone
once sat, useless and a waste,
the Storm now rules all.

Sitting in berry
bliss,longing for
my appeasing stoke

Here I stand with this
mighty instrument in my
hand, It's erotic !

3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables

in my hand held tight
i hope for a text to show
so they ask what is that phone

wanting all to look
to show that mine is better
than their old iphone

so i send email
from my laptop to my phone
only for their gaze

knowing they all stare
my storm is better than theirs
i still clutch my phone

inside i'm ashamed
but outside ill show it off
look at me,technology

pull it from my hands
make me spend time with my wife
my kids,where are they

i am a user
i make time when there is none
main line to laptop

hi my name is chris
im addicted to crackberry
intervention please

i need more crackberry
mister please send one more text
get me through the urge

you cant take it away
comfort in my sweaty palms
i dare you to try

tear me away, no
reason for living is gone
storm, you complete me

#1
WHERE is my berry?
In my hand of course.
It never leaves me.

#2
WHERE is my berry?
WHERE do you think man? Right here.
In my hand, thats WHERE.

Where? In my Pocket
Buzz Buzz Buzz it awakes now.
Stupid Spam Emails!

My dog ate my Storm.
In one end, out the other.
Now the screen is smudged.

I will only trust
My Curve in my pocket, just
Inches from my crotch.

My dog ate my Storm.
So now, when I get email,
His right eye blinks red.

Ready by my side
is my little blackberry
waiting for a call

I love these contests

Dinner with a girl
Buzz buzz from where? yes, her purse
Got owned by her Curve.

Oh, my Blackberry.
It fulfills my wanton needs.
On vibrate, not ring.

Pooing with my Curve
Illuminates a bleak morn
I need some prizage

very cool

Voice mail waits for me,
Where did my phone go this time?
Butt-dialing thief sucks!

Siting on the shelf
is where my blackberry lies,
waiting for a text

In my hands you are,
shiny and new you are not,
an upgrade so far.

It even rhymes and its so true!

Two walls of a stall
My blackberry sits with me
Now where's the TP

I just love my Storm,
Always keep it in arm's reach.
It is my lifeline.

L E D Blinking
S M S lands on my hip
vibration feels good

My berry is WHERE?
Why is it on your pants, man?
Disinfect it please!

Some place warm and swell
It is tucked away in the bra
Of your cute sister

In between my girl's
luscious ginormous boobies,
My blackberry glows

Hugged against my leg
Bending over it dangles
Hanging next to my...

held tight in my hand
my BlackBerry always is
surfing CrackBerry

The Storms come
rain falling
flowers everywhere

WHERE? In my panties
waiting for a vibration...
Oh Yes... Here it comes!!!

Where is now the best,
Crackberry for all is must,
Crackberry for rest!

In my pants pocket
I can't resist to touch it
Jerking-off, damn not!

In my back pocket
Which my butt is sitting on
Let the fun begin

on a black table
Next to a bowl of pretzels
my blackberry sleeps

Just fell in toilet
Damn, another wet cellphone
And just took a dump

Just fell in toilet
Damn, another wet cellphone
And just took a dump

Thin plastic cover
Beauty I have never known
Nestled in my heart

my storm stays with me all day everyday., i got fired cuz i can't put the danm thing down! it' sleeps with me and keeps my life on track................. listen even if i don't win i will be happy wit a broken one. shit i really can't afford it now but i'll do what ever to get it for my lil girl.... good luck to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE is Blackberry
you ask? In my hand, of course.
WHERE else would it be?

Blackberry In Bed
WHERE Wife Is Supposed To Be
I Traded Her In

WHERE's my BlackBerry
The better question would be
WHERE isn't my Berry

At Bar, waiting now.
Date won't show, self-pity starts.
WHERE finds strip club near.

At my hip
We are connected as 1
Still I struggle
Using this Storm
But it's all I have
So I have no choice
But 2 keep on struggling!

On my desk it is
waiting for a text from wife
so we can go eat.

Through my blood it flows
BlackBerry is my choice drug
WHERE to get a fix

MORE FREE STUFF CAN I WIN JUST ONCE

Sign me Up! Love my blackberry.

Always on standby.
WHERE can we get a good drink?
Let me check my Storm

It rests in my arms
The screen is a solid black
My BlackBerry broke...

:(

Oh how I loved you
Downloading apps such as WHERE
I wish you were here
My fingerprints stay
Knowing that I will still be
A part of you,dear

buzz blackberry buzz
tell me where you are right now
text email phone browse

My BlackBerry Storm:
WHERE information flows free,
always by my side.

Where it always is
on, Resting between my legs
PLEASE send an email!

its above all else
the mighty storm can do all
crackberry nation

Where's my blackberry?
It's super glued to my hands.
So my honey says.

its on my desk, in it's charging pod, displaying the flip clock

In my hand I look
Cling to hope WHERE shows now
Beer so close now, YES!

Oh,I can't describe
How sexy my berry is
Don't forget my apps
Like Opera and Where
I can't express this deep love
Hope this poem does

Nestled in my crotch,
hoping a friend will call me
to set off vibrate

Between my man boobs
Where Blackberry is hiding
but ready to ring

Where is my curve?
Snuggled into my palm,
Waiting for my touch.

It is in my purse
That is WHERE it always lives
Until it needs juice

i do not know how
i lost my blackberry
but can WHERE find it?

My Blackberry Storm,
My life line to the vast world,
WHERE will it take me?

WHERE is my Berry
Of course upon my crackhands
I love Berry Storm