Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

By Kevin Michaluk on 5 Mar 2009 09:32 am
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Leave your BlackBerry Haiku Contest entry in the comments to this post. Good luck!

BlackBerry Haiku Contest!

Look at that! CrackBerry contest week is barely over and we're bringing you another chance to win a BlackBerry smartphone! And this time it's not luck that will win your BlackBerry of choice, it's your creativity and talent. Full details from our friends at Where after the break ...

BlackBerry Haiku Contest

In honor of the WHERE mobile application launching on the BlackBerry Storm smartphone, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free BlackBerry smartphone to one of its readers.

I know what you are thinking: free BlackBerry smartphone! Where do I sign up? The contest rules are easy. In haiku form, answer the question: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone right now? Leave it in the comments section of this post either in text or link to a YouTube video.

Top 10 haikus will be chosen by the WHERE team on March 10th. Then it's up to you, CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner. The winner will be notified via email on March 16th and will have a choice of a BlackBerry smartphone or Gift Card towards the BlackBerry store, value up to $400.

Example Haikus: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone Right Now? Here are a couple of examples to get you started:

Nestled in a warm
Place, my BlackBerry smartphone
Waits for a loud ring

In my pocketbook
Probably at the bottom
Under my lipstick

How to Score Additional Points:
1. Standard Haiku format is 3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables. Please adhere to this format, or your entry may be disqualified. Prime Numbers Rule!
2. Get an A or B list celebrity to read your Haiku on video and automatically Win! Note, Gary Coleman does not count as an A or B list celebrity but will be admitted under the condition that he reads your haiku AND says, "Whatcha talking about Willis"
3. Mention WHERE in your Haiku and automatically get a brownie point
4. How are we determining the top 10? The ones that make us laugh the hardest. Simple enough, right?

About Where: A little more about the WHERE mobile application. WHERE is a location-based application that uses GPS to help you find people, places and things. Whether it's tracking down the cheapest gas, getting reviews to a new restaurant, satisfying your craving for a latte, or helping you find your friends in a crowded city, WHERE delivers the best in local information from Eventful, Yelp, GasBuddy, Zipcar, Starbucks, Buddy Beacon and more. WHERE also lets you see your places on a map, get directions and share locations with friends. WHERE can be downloaded from Built for BlackBerry.com and Where.com. For more info on Where for the Storm, you can watch this video.

BlackBerry®, RIM®, Research In Motion®, SureType® and related trademarks, names and logos are the property of Research In Motion Limited and are registered and/or used in the U.S. and countries around the world. Used under license from Research In Motion Limited.

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sangjun

Where is it you ask?
That's none of your beeswax. Now
Give me my damn phone.

Geos

Set on the counter
Slides in the little puddle
Goodbye, Blackberry

Now for a more serious one:

Underneath my desk
The phone vibrates, not ringing
Teacher, please don't see.

kit8715

Where, O Where it it?
Berry, my friend holy cow
The dog is ringing!

Anonymous Guy1324569876354321

We should change the name to WHY! WHY you ask??? Cause, WHY does it not work on my storm????

james0116

Here's my Haiku!

Watch a movie? Low on gas.
Traffic really sucks.
Use Where on my Blackberry!

Smuuth

My BlackBerry Storm
knows not it is here, but will
as soon as Where does

RockinRN

Oh Curve where are you?
Nestled beneath tax papers
I remember now!

Birkster

Where oh where has my
BlackBerry gone, I don't know
Where oh where, indeed

Do I get extra credit for using WHERE 4 times??? ;-)

B-rizzle

WHERE is my 'Berry?
In my hand, bed or bathroom?
No, it's in my heart!

ksjmh13

up against my ear
man! boss just walked in pissed off
to be continued....

rzadbandit

I need a starbucks.
Blackberry knows where to go,
it's always with me

alex5252

this would be awsome

rockhop

Thrown out the window
My Flip is so fucking slow
Rendering image....

ted.yates

WHERE is my Bold now
Wait focus on this lecture
Bored sitting in class

Kevin Hale

There are many apps
Which have the sounds of farting
Where are the smell apps

minicoop69

Holding it in Hand
Countless Reading of Emails
Battery is DEAD

liljrmama

My blackberry is on the table
resting on top of the milky blue book
Oh look! I see the red light flicker upon the device

I pull it off the milky blue book and see its from my love
She just sent me a message, telling me that our son is back from Iraq
I'm so glad he made it through
and all I'm asking for is to win this contest
and show him i love him

K-Berry

WHERE is MY Berry?
PLOP! Um...Now I have more than
a dirty trackball...

atwburns

WHERE to watch a porn?
Curve screen still too small. I know!
The Storm in my pants!

sgabriel

NESTLED IN THE WARMTH
UNDERNEATH THE DENIM
ABOVE THE ASS CHEEK

ockoerner

When you feel like CRACK
Grab your BERRY to pop her cherry
WHERE the hell is CRACKBERRY

theAntagonist

Feel the vibration
Where the Crackberry sings to me
Rubbing butt from pocket

dog2490

Here it goes:

Upstairs on the shelf
WHERE the kids know that, you touch
You meet your maker

danageplan

Blackberry cradled
In my hand is WHERE you stay.
Don't leave, you're like crack.

spudzy_bb

My blackberry is
on my blackbelted pants where
it sits always on

Clarkkent51ny

My name is Brian
I am a berry addict
WHERE can I get help?

The best site ever
Where you can get anything
It is quite clever

Gzpot

WHERE can i pop my
Berry Cherry! Will you help
me out, crackberry?

bigd4unc

Lying next to me
On a beach, where we pretend
We are still working

sevmook

Sitting in my car,
Resting in my hands
Playing a movie
to help me kill some time.

wwalker

Well WHERE do you think
my BB would be? In my
hand,always with me

MELLO_BKG

cuddled in dark place

locked up with felt on its face

WHERE? holstered on my waste

Laurie Jean

WHERE is my smartphone?
Wouldn’t I love to know that
Have to call myself

M3ta

Desire me, Bold said.
Weapon of mass destruction.
Serendipity!

Nirvana achieved.
I have seen the Crackberry land
A moment of Zen.

I think I got mail.
Distracting shimmering light.
Berry fanatic.

quojo

"Hand" Red Eye Winking,
Three A M no Sleeping I,
More Than Sex Love "Where"

madlily

In the septic tank
Thanks to my daughter’s flushing
Will WHERE find it there?

dog2490

In the kitchen WHERE
I love it more than myself
Wife thinks I need help

Who needs an iPhone
When you have a Blackberry cell
WHERE is the lawn gnome

Dean Malandris

Texting all day long
I think I will lie down now
Both my thumbs are numb.

sangjun

Where my buttcheeks meet
Snugly tucked. If you try to
Take my phone, I'll fart.

mitchbisson3

Back pocket is WHERE
I hear sirens of despair
Rear called 9-1-1

Dean Malandris

How do I love thee?
Let me email you the ways;
The boss is coming.

urbanj

I am sofa king
we todd did. WHERE's my berry?
A fatty ate it!

jtope25

WHERE hides my Berry
See it in my front pocket
That's no banana

Dean Malandris

When I was fishing
A fish ate it when it fell
Hope the bastard chokes.

Onna808

Sitting on my desk
Waiting for anybody
To email or call

Lost, I’m so lonely
Wait, I’m getting a message
Shucks only junk mail

stormin_suzie

Waiting, patiently
Connected to DM
For the next OS release

kriss76

WHERE, amongst the dark?
My Blackberry vibes and blinks,
hiding in my purse.

DBM#CB

Storm gotta have it
My life is in my pocket
WHERE esle would it be

kmacellshop

Where o where has
my blackberry gone
I was typing on it
now I need another one

poizenisxkandee

Attached at the hip,
My BlackBerry Pearl and me.
Never separate.

Xavier85

Sitting here silent
My berry waits patiently
To control my Life!

Dean Malandris

Next door's dog too loud
So I shove Bold up its arse
Now warranty void.

Enight23

Sideways on my hip
Wowwie how stylish it sits
Its my blackberry storm

3dognite

Craddled in leather
Ah "napping" so silently
Never far from reach !

kcken

My phone does not fart
It does not drop any phone calls
The network is strong

urbanj

CRASH, BAM, BONK! POW, SOCK,
SPLOOSH! BIFF, BANG, THWACK, SPLATT and UGGH!
Adam West has it.

urbanj

CRASH, BAM, BONK! POW, SOCK,
SPLOOSH! BIFF, BANG, THWACK, SPLATT and UGGH!
Adam West has it.

Totalpackage#CB

Hipster jeans pocket.
Partying hard on Friday.
Wake up WHERE am I?

Neomoto

Where you at Stormy
Let's crush some iphones, homey
Need a backup Storm.

kmacellshop

I think the Blackberry
totally RULZ something fierce
the iPhone DROOLZ

Dean Malandris

Long white smears on screen
And so now I know better
Don't use as toothbrush.

johnlee1986

Squeek Squeek goes the back.
WHERE is the sound? Could it be?
Nope, just BOLD in bed.

queequeog

Sitting on my desk
Where..can you find me coffee?
This app Completes me!

.UPGRADE.

WHERE? In my pocket.
Nestled near my naughty bits
Calls tingle Willy

sulzy

Buzz buzz excitement
Is it a call or email
To my joy a call

Oh WHERE oh WHERE can
My Blackberry be? Oh WHERE
Oh WHERE can it be?

TheDigitalLife

My birthday is here,
But the Niagara looms too.
Oh, the decisions!

Smuuth

iPhone sucks hind tit
BlackBerry rules, does it not?
WHERE makes it perfect

jrw_mdus

Close to my heart beat
In my pocket oh so neat
Set on buzz to repeat.

sandruchuk

Bank? Bar?? Gas station??!!
Where did I leave my 'berry?!?!
Oh yeah, on my hip.

Totalpackage#CB

In hand on EL Train.
Next stop yuppie neighborhood.
iphone jerk gets on.

Jacket247

In My Front Pocket
WHERE You See The Buldge It Forms
You Like What You See???

sulzy

buzz buzz ooh la la
pocket shimmy pocket like
in it stays for more

Miyuhime

Right in front of me
Hiding from nasty kittehs
Safely in my view

DBM#CB

re-title the last one as Dyslexic Haiku.

Storm has changed my life
WHERE would I be without you
Forward, backward, inside out

steelst

Tossed out the window
Of the thirty-second floor
Only in my dreams

Nick2515

alone, freezing, sad
my blackberry has it bad
silent, unfound, snow

falesq

Far from prying eyes
Where my Blackberry resides
I will never tell

UNRULY_T

well, where it should be
right in the palm of my hand
next to my left ear

FIFIANN

asleep on my desk
waiting for my next request
faithful companion!

sgitlin25

Bored as f*ck at work,
Waiting for my phone to ring,
Save me blackberry!

saintroc

When I hear a ring
I think where is my BlackBerry
Damn lavatory

ausch

In my pocket by it's lonesome
Waiting for those two vibrations
Or that ring
As I look down red light blinks
OOO what do I have now?

Rxkiller

Where my Blackberry?
Where for now and forever
Where? Always by me

Hayze

My 'berry is WHERE out-
dated phones go, I need a
newer Blackberry please!

falesq

Deep in my pocket
Blackberry waits for a call
Then up to my ear

Dean Malandris

Wife has it hidden
Inside an intimate place
Grins when it vibrates!

quicksilver53

On the couch near me
My curve awaits a message
My trusted grey friend

keithljc

Under arched phenomenon
Where the sun shines rain
Four leaf clovers

keebler0617#CB

Chillin' with my Storm
WHERE I received a pic of
My wife's "CRACKBERRY" =)

-keebler0617

thamiltonjeaj

WHERE are you owner
When will I see your smile
Oh, six I forgot

You are so funny
WHERE.com edy is when
Oh, six I forgot

Under the pillow
When is it time to grab me
Oh, six I forgot

scottie boy

Under my buttocks
Where I want it to remain
Without a butt dial

cobrarc13

Where's my MMS?
That's right, I have an iPhone
I need a BB

dkeltner83

Quick WHERE is my phone?

I see a STORM approaching

It’s Halle Berry!

AdamP

On my desk at work
Enticing me to ignore
Job and download WHERE

jfriz81579

In my hip holster
emitting radation
all over my man parts!!!

MKatz

Right here in my hand,
I sit and drop off the kids.
Splish splash, blub blub . . . . . . shit.

neevz

I have no idea
I think I'm about to cry
Can WHERE track it down

Kiggold

Sitting by my bed,
Time to charge you up tonight,
Not in my underwear!

rsdean0001

In my blackberry charger.

haroon.choudery

My Storm is resting,
At the Verizon store dead
Thanks to my sister....

bbaulier

Man’s best friend – yeah sure!
My dog ate my Blackberry
It’s time to neuter

bbaulier

Scared. Dark, lonely street.
Lost! Confident – Why? Berry
In my hand has Where

BBSchase373

Oh WHERE could it be?
My one and only 'Berry
It's always with me!

bbaulier

Painful ringing noise
The nightstand starts to vibrate
Berry smashed on floor

Jeremey

A gentle place cuddled so dearly
warm and anxiously waiting
a call from someone new

a call from a familiar face
vibrates with sweet tone
perhaps its my home

apologetickid#CB

Oh my sweet Blackberry
Sweeter than any Apple
iTunes not required

mdhuber25

Some dude fondling it,
Acts like he's going to steal it.
But I'll punch his face.

ShaynePierce

Its like my conscience.
WHERE would I be without it?
Prob'ly with my wife.

Let me see your phone,
Dad, can I play BrickBreaker?
Haven't seen it since.

ar416

My blackberry owns
With WHERE it's even better
I just peed my pants

:)

N.Napoleon

Sing along with me!

Where, Where, Where, Where...
Is, Is, Is...
My, My, My, My...
Storm, Storm, Storm?

PING!

Right here in my hand
because that's the way
uh-huh, uh-huh...
I like it!
uh-huh, uh-huh...

:o)

dachusa

On my desk Storm brews,
wait for install bar to fill
WHERE will soon be there

DBM#CB

Time of Storm is here
Music, laughter, joy and fun
No fear WHERE I am

SpongeSquatchSquarePants

Upuxt my swollen
place is WHERE I display it
No, not my weiner

meigs51

Sitting at the local bar Too much tequila and beer Now WHERE did i park Sorry Y'all I'm not good at the whole lining up the columns thing.

SourD

Here's to hoping I can get a storm with a keyboard (niagara)

wmartin60

The Storm rolls Across
the Great Planes of this country
WHERE oh WHERE are you?

msyummy

The Storm is coming
I can hear the vibrations
WHERE? In my panties

grtstrm

Where the Storm comes from
The Cradle from Crackberry
Where else would it be

Daveymac

My Blackberry Storm
Is what Willis talkin' bout
Since you brought it up

I can see it there
Locked in the car with my keys
Face pressed to the glass

APeters

Oh WHERE oh WHERE could
my Blackberry be? I know
its right next to me!

wagonis

I looked around
But no celebrity found
For WHERE youtube fun

Bea Kay

My purse a massive mess
Where GPS is required
to find my Storms site

Skytrain

On my desk ringing,
It's like angels are singing,
Blacked out and blinging!

OR

Back made of leather,
Can call, email and tether,
With me WHEREver!

OR

Business or pleasure,
In my pocket WHEREver,
My RIM forever!

crackerjacksberry

Coleslaw, fries and meat
are Permanti sandwiches
with Italian bread

Now can you tell me
Where is my blackberry phone
Yoonz have a clue yet

People know our slang
The terrible towel was born
in Steeler Nation

xattica

In my dreams... I never wins!

nativeray911

Where dot com is hot
My Crackberry loves the App
It's where it is at

Phatric

Title: "Eau de Blackberry"

Slick slide in pocket
My eight allotted minutes
Cubical to John

blackwidowinsc

Where the sun does not
Shine. A room with two windows.
No heat to be found.

On my computer
Desk, is where you will find my
sweet BlackBerry Storm!

satellite1203

Can I win this one. Good luck to all, i hope i win

calidain

Nestled in its Dock
Longing for its Owner's touch
it Rings; Where are You?

nativeray911

Where is my blackberry
Where it should be Crackberry
on my side, holstered

Skytrain

My Bold's location?
A privledged destination!
In my hand, of course!

OR

Through all thick and thin,
Otterboxed, naked, or skinned,
In hand with a grin!

OR

Others like Apple,
They sneer at my RIM. I just,
cut, paste then I grin!

OR

Safe in my pocket,
Phonebill's up like a rocket!?
Forgot to lock it! =(

rimbuk

Got laid off today
I need a really stiff drink.
WHERE... when life is tough

Beautiful night out.
Went to Ruth's Chris with my wife.
Oh no! Phone still there!

Buy Random Ticket
Across the country... New York
Never lost with WHERE

I gave it all up.
Divorce really kicked my ass.
Wife got Blackberry.

Saw her at Starbucks...
I secretly swapped our Storms.
Now I have her PIN!!!

Long Distance Dating
Hard to find romantic spot
WHERE saves me again

I want pizza, where?
Blackberry screen reveals all.
WHERE makes life easy.

nativeray911

Where is my Blackberry
Always in my front pocket
Right where it should be

Chance McCrary

i know WHERE it is.
but do you know WHERE it is?
WHERE? yes, it's right there.

cmccrary10

i know WHERE it is.
but do you know WHERE it is?
WHERE? yes, it's right there.

gmpblack

In my hot lil' hand
in front of the computer
sitting on the couch

MedTechTx

Berry never far
Shivering in my pocket
Text message recieved

dtrick128

Its worst place to be,
in the pocket of the man,
who stole it from me.

Skytrain

Here, strong and sturdy,
On a scale one to ten, it's
at least a thirty!

OR

Business or pleasure,
With a back made of leather,
With me WHEREver!

OR

Blackberry fever,
I've got mine in my pocket,
I'll never leave her!

amuhsin

In A Cardboard Box,
My Blackberry Waits With Glee,
For Me To Win It.

:( soorry no celebs :(

keymaster

Next to my wallet
No flashing red light
Nobody loves me

demps2009

In my back pocket
is WHERE my Blackberry stays
You know, cheek to cheek

D_Way

Somewhere in the car
Maybe under the car seat
Oh Shit! Wife has it!

Rated PG-13

On the wet green sheet
When I am sleeping in bed
Can I say the rest?

demps2009

It's kept on vibrate
Just in case I get lucky
With an obscene call

JonnyCerv

Where oh where berry?
Right on your hip you dummy!
Now and forever

Orlando_65

WHERE is it you ask?
It's right next to my heart, duh.
WHERE else would it be?!

in between my legs,
where its fun for it to be,
calls make it vibrate.

apoteker

Juicy Blackberry
A Perfect Chew Toy For Me
Man's Best Friend No More

Skytrain

Bold's sad and single,
With a new mate she'd mingle,
My heart would tingle!

OR

My Bold's all alone,
But with a Curve or a clone,
She'd make baby phones!

OR

Like God's phone itself,
3G, push email and more,
The Bold in my hand.

OR

WHERE o WHERE to go?
I know that WHERE's bound to know!
Booze, food or a show!

OR

Oh WHERE is my Bold?
Never left out in the cold.
In my hand's tight hold!

dommy#CB

Where its supposed to be
in my loving caring hand
waiting for a leaked update

demps2009

Oh WHERE, Oh WHERE is
my blackberry, Oh Where, it
must be frick'in lost

Killired

WHERE is Blackberry?
It is never far from me.
Always in my sight.

thedonn

Honestly Berry,
Quality app? Check WHERE at
Crackberry dot com

mythdraug

WHERE is 'berry Storm?
Coming up behind iPhone,
to make applesauce!

SCopeland40

Books lay me on so
Lights flickering music’s low
Who’s is dialing me

atlawson

On the couch with me
reading crackberry dot com
where we hang at night

demps2009

My baby brother
flushed it down the toilet with
my high school homework

heavyset04

WHERE oh WHERE can my
berry be? My stupid boss took
her away from me : (

rdrgoB

Storms arrived over here,
next to iphones who really fear,
that the trash is near.

cheerkk167

In the kitchen now,
sitting on the counter top.
Can you please get it?

natenate360

Demolished remains,
Where? Drop-kicked by Chuck Norris.
No chance to survive.

Tom B

It's hiding away
Safely placed in my pocket
Mocking your iphone

demps2009

We were having sex
when my blackberry lit up.
Now, it's in pieces

thedonn

Lacy and Chrystie
WHERE are your locations? Just find me,
Hack my Crackberry

jzuniga3110

Where that Apple phone
once sat, useless and a waste,
the Storm now rules all.

ms charli#CB

Sitting in berry
bliss,longing for
my appeasing stoke

demps2009

Here I stand with this
mighty instrument in my
hand, It's erotic !

armychris28210

3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables

in my hand held tight
i hope for a text to show
so they ask what is that phone

wanting all to look
to show that mine is better
than their old iphone

so i send email
from my laptop to my phone
only for their gaze

knowing they all stare
my storm is better than theirs
i still clutch my phone

inside i'm ashamed
but outside ill show it off
look at me,technology

pull it from my hands
make me spend time with my wife
my kids,where are they

i am a user
i make time when there is none
main line to laptop

hi my name is chris
im addicted to crackberry
intervention please

i need more crackberry
mister please send one more text
get me through the urge

you cant take it away
comfort in my sweaty palms
i dare you to try

tear me away, no
reason for living is gone
storm, you complete me

thephatman

#1
WHERE is my berry?
In my hand of course.
It never leaves me.

#2
WHERE is my berry?
WHERE do you think man? Right here.
In my hand, thats WHERE.

Gwok

Where? In my Pocket
Buzz Buzz Buzz it awakes now.
Stupid Spam Emails!

demps2009

My dog ate my Storm.
In one end, out the other.
Now the screen is smudged.

Elias Zap

It is in the room.
Where I can't locate it now.
I hope it rings soon.

-tumbleweed-

I will only trust
My Curve in my pocket, just
Inches from my crotch.

demps2009

My dog ate my Storm.
So now, when I get email,
His right eye blinks red.

submitter

Ready by my side
is my little blackberry
waiting for a call

f j morris

WHERE are you,my little blackberry? Over here, over there, why you are every WHERE.

imaliger

I love these contests

Pam N.

Lost in my huge purse
Munsters theme song starts ringing
I always miss calls

tjk

Dinner with a girl
Buzz buzz from where? yes, her purse
Got owned by her Curve.

ItsHip2BSquare37

Put down your Berry
To big a request for me
I need texts and apps

WHERE is my Berry
WHERE could my Berry be at
I'm lost without it

Flashing LED
Oh joy, a brand new message
I'm always in touch

PICK ME!!

Ortman1977

Oh, my Blackberry.
It fulfills my wanton needs.
On vibrate, not ring.

SteakD

Pooing with my Curve
Illuminates a bleak morn
I need some prizage

abdala_24

Where is my Blackberry?
Sitting right by the toilet
So it won't fall in

Shikoba

Voice mail waits for me,
Where did my phone go this time?
Butt-dialing thief sucks!

aakins78

Siting on the shelf
is where my blackberry lies,
waiting for a text

MikeCullen21

In my hands you are,
shiny and new you are not,
an upgrade so far.

It even rhymes and its so true!

Ken Long

Winter came quickly
When it came, my job was gone
Phone back with "The Man"

15057

Two walls of a stall
My blackberry sits with me
Now where's the TP

Nick L

at my side using
my WHERE to find a bank to
get cash to buy apps

Ortman1977

I just love my Storm,
Always keep it in arm's reach.
It is my lifeline.

KamaloPSU

L E D Blinking
S M S lands on my hip
vibration feels good

The_Shawn

My berry is WHERE?
Why is it on your pants, man?
Disinfect it please!

cougarpks

Some place warm and swell
It is tucked away in the bra
Of your cute sister

charliemurphyxxx

In between my girl's
luscious ginormous boobies,
My blackberry glows

abaumann#CB

Hugged against my leg
Bending over it dangles
Hanging next to my...

maggie_may

held tight in my hand
my BlackBerry always is
surfing CrackBerry

Rebel 450

The Storms come
rain falling
flowers everywhere

ItsHip2BSquare37

So many berries,
But not as sweet as mine is,
Luscious Blackberry

Not found in a tree,
Where most berries grow wild,
Eighty three thirty

vero

WHERE? In my panties
waiting for a vibration...
Oh Yes... Here it comes!!!

Auburnfan190

Where is now the best,
Crackberry for all is must,
Crackberry for rest!

brodcaster

In my pants pocket
I can't resist to touch it
Jerking-off, damn not!

PhatCatt

In my back pocket
Which my butt is sitting on
Let the fun begin

killerhipo67

on a black table
Next to a bowl of pretzels
my blackberry sleeps

mrscvega#CB

Just fell in toilet
Damn, another wet cellphone
And just took a dump

mrscvega#CB

Just fell in toilet
Damn, another wet cellphone
And just took a dump

killerhipo67

Thin plastic cover
Beauty I have never known
Nestled in my heart

kinglee

my storm stays with me all day everyday., i got fired cuz i can't put the danm thing down! it' sleeps with me and keeps my life on track................. listen even if i don't win i will be happy wit a broken one. shit i really can't afford it now but i'll do what ever to get it for my lil girl.... good luck to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rholford

WHERE is Blackberry
you ask? In my hand, of course.
WHERE else would it be?

4872.

Blackberry In Bed
WHERE Wife Is Supposed To Be
I Traded Her In

jal129

WHERE's my BlackBerry
The better question would be
WHERE isn't my Berry

Namius

At Bar, waiting now.
Date won't show, self-pity starts.
WHERE finds strip club near.

JPJ

At my hip
We are connected as 1
Still I struggle
Using this Storm
But it's all I have
So I have no choice
But 2 keep on struggling!

Benny_Lava

On my desk it is
waiting for a text from wife
so we can go eat.

jal129

Through my blood it flows
BlackBerry is my choice drug
WHERE to get a fix

sleepphd

MORE FREE STUFF CAN I WIN JUST ONCE

RayYergs

Sign me Up! Love my blackberry.

Totalpackage#CB

Always on standby.
WHERE can we get a good drink?
Let me check my Storm

Rob W.

Where is my new Storm?
Its Charging on my night stand
Battery is drained

SpartanA24

It rests in my arms
The screen is a solid black
My BlackBerry broke...

:(

ilovestorm

Oh how I loved you
Downloading apps such as WHERE
I wish you were here
My fingerprints stay
Knowing that I will still be
A part of you,dear

leaf29

buzz blackberry buzz
tell me where you are right now
text email phone browse

eiboodreyob

My BlackBerry Storm:
WHERE information flows free,
always by my side.

wdavis07

Where it always is
on, Resting between my legs
PLEASE send an email!

Steve Tremble

OMG.. This is the best thing I have ever seen on my Storm. Works great, and Future advancements are in line, according to the interface. What a wonderful job you guys have done. Gongrat's to your team on such an effort. Your future looks Great. Thanks Steve

big dean

its above all else
the mighty storm can do all
crackberry nation

Hawkins

Where's my blackberry?
It's super glued to my hands.
So my honey says.

NerdBoss

its on my desk, in it's charging pod, displaying the flip clock

BajaMnstr

In my hand I look
Cling to hope WHERE shows now
Beer so close now, YES!

Robert Morse

Sitting in the store
Waiting for me to afford one
My time will come

qutg

Where's my blackberry
my heart fills with fright, in my
backpack sure delight

In my pocket so
neat, proving that my skills are
totally complete

oh Where oh Where has
my blackberry gone, in my
bag Where it belongs

The Blackberry is
in my hands, while the smells are
removed by the fan

ilovestorm

Oh,I can't describe
How sexy my berry is
Don't forget my apps
Like Opera and Where
I can't express this deep love
Hope this poem does

Brian.

Nestled in my crotch,
hoping a friend will call me
to set off vibrate

DavusMaximus

gimme sum lovin'
purty little blackburry
hidin' in muh jeans

PDA user

It is where it is,
It is with me at all times,
Never leave with out it.

nukelalosh

Between my man boobs
Where Blackberry is hiding
but ready to ring

geologybabe

Where is my curve?
Snuggled into my palm,
Waiting for my touch.

simiglen

It is in my purse
That is WHERE it always lives
Until it needs juice

NerdBoss

i do not know how
i lost my blackberry
but can WHERE find it?

ms_daisy_dog

My Blackberry Storm,
My life line to the vast world,
WHERE will it take me?

TouchBlister

WHERE is my Berry
Of course upon my crackhands
I love Berry Storm

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