Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

WHERE my blackberry
You abscond away with it
Give it back mofo

Next to my heart is
Where my Berry will always
B – Because it rocks!

In the pile of mess
I can not see, is this it?
No that is a Key

I look closer to
see, where can it be? oh my
can it be!? anxiously

Running i stummbled.
In the hallways i hurried
to open the door

All stalls were taken.
Except for the handicapped
where i last did sit

ha ha! i shouted.
Eeew, Covered with Pee, loudly
explained by me.

Thouroghly wiped down
Still appalled, Discusted look,
Smells gross like urine.

So i surfed the web.
Crackberry I land, oh what!
A Haiku Contest?

So I do reply.
Choose me, I need this, you see.
This phone smells like pee.

In the pile of mess
I can not see, is this it?
No that is a Key

I look closer to
see, where can it be? oh my
can it be!? anxiously

Running i stummbled.
In the hallways i hurried
to open the door

All stalls were taken.
Except for the handicapped
where i last did sit

ha ha! i shouted.
Eeew, Covered with Pee, loudly
explained by me.

Thouroghly wiped down
Still appalled, Discusted look,
Smells gross like urine.

So i surfed the web.
Crackberry I land, oh what!
A Haiku Contest?

So I do reply.
Choose me, I need this, you see.
This phone smells like pee.

My friends are thieves.
Little do they know I've got
Tricks up my sleeves.

In all of my thoughts,
And in every nights sweet dreams,
Love is Blackberry

Deep in my pocket
Microwaving my nut sack
Cheap vasectomy

Office work gets old
Where do I go to escape
Anywhere my Crackberry rings and vibrates.

Placed upon the shelf
Rejected friend gone silent
Why can't it be me?

sitting on my desk
where tells me how to get there
booty calls ringing

Mine is in despair wrapped a towel with care
For it fell in water right from the air
Now I need a phone Crackberry

My phone is dead and here I weep in bed
I hope for a flip but hopefully it won't take a dip
Thanks Crackberry!

I dare not ask Where
For always in sight, in hand
My BlackBerry friend

Parked besides my very bum,
waiting for my sweaty thumbs,
to pump in another berry tale

Coffee breath covered
Storm needs a minty fresh app
I'm not gonna lie

Berry Berry Black
You always have my back, like
A friend to the end

It's in the open sea
Cause it fallen of my pocket
And now its swimming with another fish

I have no girlfriend
it's to be, my blackberry
is on top of me.

During a Meeting
WHERE my blackberry silent.
my fart app, dammit.

Bold in the bedroom
Oh calendar plan my fun
I've got an hour

Sitting there
bored, my blackberry
awaits for RF excitement

In my holster
collecting fuzz
LED status light flashing

Held tightly in hand
While reading this post and
Sitting on the bowl

My phone is far from
Creepy guys who call themselves
To vibrate their groins

My Curve sits broken.
I know WHERE my new Bold is:
Waiting to be won.

its in my hand looking Oh So Keendest
I type away a Haikou WHERE
on CrackBerry.com never BoyGenius.

its in my hand looking Oh So Keenest
I type away a Haikou WHERE
on CrackBerry.com never BoyGenius.

always by my side
so the where is everywhere
blackberry always

Take it all to Go
Informations hottest show
WHEREs my phone you know

In my hand is a
Storm so bold it curves around
Like a string of pearls

Blackberry in pants
No one is home but us two
Vibrate, please. Oh yes!

Ahoy there matey
Captain BlackBerry be here
Find me a Pearl

I work where I please
crushing Apples like Mothra
Berries dominate

"can I use you now?"
"no, I'm rebooting....again."
....waiting, waiting, poof!

WHERE indeed is it
Go ask my two year old she
probably will tell.

Where is it at the moment?
In my shirt pocket Ready to do whatever it is sppose to do. Answer phone calls, ready to help me with my professional
duties.

I am so hungry
I wish I knew where to eat
I should install Where

Right next to my balls
Is where my blackberry lies
Please start to vibrate

(just kidding)

everyone suck up
to high king c b . com
b b owns my heart

Crackberry fellas
I spilled coleslaw on my phone
Please replace it now

I always use WHERE
Location with blackberry
Crazy GPS

Blackberry haiku
That is pretty weird to me
My new phone is yes

No Memory leak!
You have slowed my phone again
Battery pull soon

This is my last one
I hope you enjoyed reading
Refrigerator

I can't get enough
It is always in my hand
I love my Berry

Sitting on my desk
Upside down, waiting for me
To turn him around

STORM is coming soon,
WHERE is my BLACKBERRY phone.
Is all that I ask!

Where is my berry?
Oh, I must win it. So pick
me, I need a Storm!
My Curve is great but
I've reached the end, something new
to waste my time....Please!

Why don't U locate?
"Where" can find my Blackberry.
You should know that freak!

It slips from my hand
Falling end over end and
Into the toilet

In my back pocket
Holy shit where did it go
My ass crack ate it

No one will see it
On my lap at a red light
Hidden from their view

"NO WHERE" to be found,
Student loans and many text books,
Berryless student :-(

LookinBoyJim

WHERE would i be without

my crackberried storm and viigo

probably lost in life

Somewhere dark
Where is my dreamy blackberry
Here, by daylight savings

under my pillow!!! everynight..

Where is my Berry?
Why, my Berry is right here
Calling no one now.

Jealous puppy
-By Blake

Where have you gone love
I think my dachshund hid you
Thank god for jawbone

Some back story here. I couldn't find my storm for hours and it was on silent. i knew it was in my home and knew the general area. While i was looking for it i could answer and make calls thanks to my jawbone headset but my miniature dachshund Phil was chasing me around squeaking his little stuffed fox toy the whole time trying to get my attention. I found it underneath his pile of blankets. I don't have proof that he stole it, i didn't see him in the act. He seemed very adamant about distracting me from my search though.

My Berry is in in the original Bold case in the left pocket of my tee-shirt, it pulls my shirt down about 2 inches, makes me look like I have one large rectangler left breast, pulls mt shirt to the left moving my left sleeve below my elbow and the right one above my elbow and makes my neck stick out the right side of the shirt but I dont care, my Bold feels all warm and fuzzy while in there so thats where it lives.

Oh where, oh where has
my Blackberry gone, oh where,
oh where can she be?

Over yon, she waits
on the sill of the window,
waiting for a call.

Alone, there she sits
across the room because of
the lack of signal.

I-phone's replacement.
Cradled in my hand, she sits.
Thumbs poised, eyes affixed.

Always in my hand,
I couldn't live without it,
I love BlackBerries.

MySpace, Taser, Themes
Where for peeps, and Farts, and Beeps
I may never date.

Beneath the paper,
Snuggled right beneath the sports,
Hiding from my sight

My curve sits broken
Where I spent the night token'
A Bold horizon!

In my hand WHERE its
been permanently attached
ever since my birth.

Berry during sleep
Shall always be close by
Under my pillow

Charging via USB
Vibes when e-mails come

Sitting by the comp
Being loading with porno
Gonna make a mess

Close to me you are
Near to my heart if it was
In my pants pocket

Within clicking range
is WHERE my storm always stays
no clicks now feels strange

Close to me you are
Near to my heart if it were
In my pants pocket

Propped up againt wall
Hidden out of sight from Boss
Dont want a pink slip

Like a Submarine
It bobs up and down for air
Crap, change before swim

My Blackberry you
Ask me WHERE, in my pocket
Oh my not in there

Held tight in my hand
While reading this post and
Sitting on the can

Chillaxin with me
At the mall picking up girls
Love, look at my phone

Where is she my Curve?
Under paperwork she sleeps
Ring! Draw near our lips

Oh WHERE, WHERE am I
in a pocket, in a case,
maybe just ask WHERE

~Todd

Storm is coming soon,
My Blackberry is someWHERE.
WHERE has it for me.

WHERE is my Berry?
Still beside me like Rih Rih
And Chris rocky bond

Previously on
My belt it hung, now I know
Not where it resides

Blackberry in hand
WHERE my dingdong used to lay
With It I now play

Thumb Prints cover it
Instead of the Lubriderm
That Covered my Wang

No Longer Lonely
At my Desk Watching Porno
I have found true Love

It's WHERE it should be
Right in the palm of my mind
Lost without RIM/WHERE

In my pocket deep
Waiting for that special call
Vibrate please don't cease!

Rash Developing
Need a Doctor to cure it
WHERE will help me find

My sweet Blackberry,
From it I wish never part.
So I ate it. Yum.

-RandomEsq

Viigo, on my phone
WHERE, located bathroom stall
Time to myself now

Holstered on my hip,
I pray for it to be still.
Shit. I got e-mail.

Your STORM take good pics?

Get naked and let's find out.

Wow, those are good pics!

My Blackberry Storm
Is, currently sitting on....
Uh oh, left at work !@#$

I won't be confined
To mere Syllable counting
So Screw, your haiku.

Always at my side
A corporate gunslinger
Chicks dig the holster

great day in Hawaii.
plugged into my cubicle,
waiting for red light.

The Heavens Tremble
Before the Heroes of Lore:
Bold, Curve, Pearl, and Storm.

-Cowadin

Staring at my phone
Waiting for Lacy to call
WHERE.COM hottie

"Hello? Are you there?"
Could it be your butt talking?
"Ugh." *Beep* That was weird.

All Mighty King Storm!
Where did you travel to eat?
Ah.. the Apple Tree!

My phone! where is it?
It's on my hip, vibrating
I have a message

On vacation, yes
Punta Mita, keys in sun
Emails, please stop please

Apple fanboys suck
Bury them so far and deeply
They'll need WHERE to find

Blackberry curve had
Condomless sex with iPhone
TADAAA! BB Storm!

:-)

WHERE is my Blackberry.
It now I find is missing.
I NEED a new one! ;-)

Surepress is for chumps
QWERTY is the way to go
My program is WHERE

In the toilet, no
So, now, where did I put it?
On the paper roll.

Oh, WHERE is my Storm?
WHERE in the world can it be?
I'll find it with "WHERE"!

Blackberry waits with
a gong, ping, ring, buzz or bip,
while clipped to my hip.

Texting in my class
Can't let the teacher notice
Or he'll kick my ass

.

The WHERE applet runs
Showing me where I could go
If I just had friends

The heavens tremble
Before the heroes of lore:
Bold, Curve, Pearl, and Storm.

I'm late for a date
Now I'll never get any
Pulling battery

My girlfriend has it
Between her legs it's nestled
Keeps calling herself

i'm so sorry, i
had no other choice it's shoved...
up my bosses ass.

WHERE you say,
sitting on my desk all day
battery charging
vibrating and red light flashing
wondering what to write
for a Haiku to a new
Blackberry from Crackberry.com today

Oh Blackberry, were lost
Oh wait, WHERE knows where we are
Thank God for great apps

this app is awesome!

WHERE else would it be,
STORM at the end of my thumbs
That's WHERE it belongs.

Niagara is
My holy grail of smartphones
WHERE find me one now!

I just installed WHERE
It's my main application
next to the fart app

Most iPhone users
Couldn't begin to write these
Without haiku apps.

Blackberry in hand
It brings me bliss
The best way to enjoy business

Too much time today
To write Haiku about WHERE
Addiction rules me

Dust under the screen
I threw it into a big mulcher
rest in peace storm buddy

Stapled to my ear
Where I do not have to seek -
It dings and I speak

Dust under the screen
I threw it into a big mulcher
rest in peace storm buddy

Where is my Blackberry
Not with me, stayed home today
I forgot you, ooops

My Niagara
Sitting, Naked On A Shelf
Somewhere in China

I'm like a Crackhead
But for all things BlackBerry
Save me from myself

It's just amazing
How many people cannot
count five seven five

My Berry is here
But I am hopelessly lost
Time for GPS

In a train in rain
With a mouse in my, my house
With green eggs and ham

Sleeping in a bowl
For i dropped it in a bowl
A dang toilet bowl

Haiku keep coming
WHERE find me mental help please
Lest I lose my job

I should be working
But instead I write haikus
WHERE.COM contest

A new direction
to WHERE my STORM provides me
extra fun and joy.

My Blackberry Storm
Lives life in a special place
WHERE work and fun meet!

Blackberry WHERE?! You
must be insane! Phones don't
mix well with champagne.

Rim's Stock's down slightly
can WHERE find recessions end?
Tip: Buy low, sell high

Load, you leaked OS!
A 507 error!
Did I brick my phone?

In my jean pocket
warm and fuzzy I touch it,
Ohhh YESSS..hmmm, wrong ball

Oh... Storm WHERE are you?
WHERE has it for me you know.
Please send me email.

Shiny Crimson Light

In My Otterbox,Nice and Safe

WHERE My Life is Held.

Shiny Crimson Light

In My Otterbox,Nice and Safe

WHERE My Life is Held.

My old Curve sucks ass
I want a new Blackberry
Must win this contest

Where oh where has my
Blackberry gone? Oh
damn in the toilet again.

My BOLD, Protected.
The ARMOR by Seidio.
My pocket it sleeps.

blinking light, in my
hand, beats in time to the heart
it is closest to.

blinking light, in my
hand, beats in time to the heart
it is closest to.

On my hip it rides
My second favorite toy
Guess what is the first?

on a warm march day,
where is not found in pocket,
but where on my desk

WHERE you ask? Won't tell.
But if i get a call my
pants will get tighter.

If I do not win,
Other websites I will read,
Give it to me now

more than a device
an extension of my hand
always by my side

Dear sweet Blackberry,

I hope that he who stole you,

treats you like a king.

In my jeans pocket
Waiting for some fun, Where a
Vibrating ring comes

WHERE found that Starbucks
The one where I left my phone
Care to replace it?

I LOST YOU SOMEWHERE;
I AM FREAKING OUT, NOT FAIR;
WHERE ARE ARE YOU BLACKBERRY?

Safely in my hand,
Under the pillow waiting
To use iBee farts

on the bathroom sink
its vibrating to the edge
falls in the camode

I jerk and I twitch
it is truly an addiction
my favorite drug

I jerk and I twitch
it is truly an addiction
my favorite drug

Just downloaded Where
And it keeps telling me this:
"Nothing to do here."

But for the record
I live in Indiana;
The software is fine.

full of potential
more functions than I can list
software update, please?

I flourish my phone
Wielded like a katana
Girlfriend rolls her eyes

Distant in my dreams
Longing and waiting for me
Patiently, indeed

be it day or night
summer, winter, spring or fall
storm is in my mind

In my holster
I love my crackberry
Email,SMS,MMS and pin

Important meeting
People staring at my phone
Damn ABBA ringtone

Words cannot express
I feel so passionatly
about crackberry :)

Ask to use my WHERE
And crackberry saves the day
It's always right here.

My friends joke on me
Without it I have withdrawls
If only they knew...

Its like a drug
It is an addiction
One I will not quit!

My beloved friend
You are not just a cell phone
But a way of life!

You need not ask me
Where is MY red crackberry
Its always in use,

It has been too long.
I must now bid you adu,
Crackberry calls me!!!

Sitting beside me
Waiting for my baby to
Call I miss him so

Sitting on the desk
downloading new country songs
Blackberry modem

In front of my face
My BlackBerry Storm Memory
Sinks like Titanic

On your desktop I
Sit upon a rubberband
avoiding scratches

Sitting in my class
WHERE tells me the gas prices
Check Crackberry blogs

Into My Pocket
Victim of butt dialing
Must lock screen next time

In the teachers desk
dont answer that MMS cause
she will see some BREAST

in the toilet bowl
swimming in my tears with the
stuff i won't mention

Hugging my large hip
Straddling my pelvic bone
daily weight gain cause

me

WHERE is my 'Berry?
Wait, where the hell is my Curve?
Um, I'll be right back

I have found my Curve
Its battery is charging
To be drained once more.

Put in a dark place
With much anticipation
She awaits my call

WHERE, oh where is thee
Hiding in my holster GEE
SPOOF'd, guess what, that was not me!

Hey have you seen Storm?
No, it's noWHERE to be found.
Ooops... dropped in white bowl.

placed in the charger
my storm watches with envy
"pick me up you fool"

Where, Oh Where, Oh Where
Has my nice Blackberry gone
Oh, it's in my butt
or
I can't search on Where
Because I can't find my Storm
Oh, sweet Irony
or
Crackberry.com
Is the greatest site ever
My phone's in my car
or
Seriously dude
I can't find my friggin phone
Can you please help me

Is that a Berry
In your pocket or you just
Happy to see me?

CriCack goes the bolt
as old dwellings hide from light
a storm hits the ground

by- Corvettekid *aka* ICEMAN

quarters and shit hurt
my face, the bottom of your
purse aint my damn place

Title: Lonely Saturday Night

In my pants pocket
Blackberry's set to vibrate
Please someone call me

Used to be in pocket
After it was in my hand
Now Berry on floor

Cannot find it since
I don't have one yet though I
hope to soon-help me!

I'm a CRACKHAIKU.
WHERE else could we do this stuff.
Off to make a drink.

Sitting beside me
Wishing its tones would ring aloud
silence is golden

Let me check and see
DAMN, No GPS service!
Frickin' Verizon.

WHERE are you at, Dog?
You do not have to tell me
My new Curve has Where

my storm is stuck in
a raging river of sorts,
it beckons the WHERE

It's in my pocket.
I can feel the round trackball.
I like pocket pool.

If it were up yours
You'd know it, because you might
Feel the vibration

Ready to be shipped,
A present from WHERE for me,
Thanks to CrackBerry.

I will keep it here
and there. I will keep it most
anywhere. Berry!

Touch you all day long
your leather holster, a thong
Oh damn, i just came

My Blackberry is
In my right hand using WHERE
thrilling me big time

Oh WHERE could I be?
I am my owners Storm and
the IPhone's my bitch!

With WHERE, I can take
My BlackBerry anywhere;
Rather, it takes me.

If you only knew
How I lost it in the pouch
of a Kangaroo.

On my hip, of course
Sexy, Alluring, Waiting
Ready for action

WHERE else would it be
In my hand or on my ear
Life is good Berry good

Where on my desk now,
Data receiving marvel,
O S malarkey!!

There's a STORM outside.
What do I do, write haiku.
WHERE to get some help?

Under my pillow
As I sleep, I dream of apps
Sweet, sweet dreams of WHERE

WHERE my Blackberry?
Leaping buildings in one bound...
Saving cats from trees...

Vibrate against me
It feels so good on my skin
Don't leave my pocket

As for location
Really I’d like to use WHERE
But it’s on my phone!

It are in your hand,
Stealin' your contest winnings.
I can haz it now?

Sitting on my side
"Attention!" it vibrated
Startled me silly

not in my pocket
but in its case on my side
thats where you find it

Texting, browsing, should
be working. Boss is coming!
Slip Pearl into pants.

On the side table.
Telling me about e-mail.
Keeping me aware.

Where did i put it,
My dog is whining with pain,
His poo now vibrates.

In my texting hand,
Praying to CrackBerry Gods:
Berry and WHERE please!!

My BlackBerry is
Now telling me WHERE to
have dinner tonight

Storm right by my side
There's noWHERE else it would be
Makes my life easy

Many think I look like David Schwimmer (and I did go to highschool with him). If I win I'll do a video for you!

Under my pillow
We’re together all night long
Never will we part

Went to Where dot com
Today my Storm is complete
Gleefully, I cheer

Surgically it
is attached. I cant Explain,
it must be the CRACK..!!

In the warm embrace,
The comfortable security,
That is my jeans pocket.

bang crash ding and crack,
WHERE is my blackberry phone.
In the garbage can.

Can't be without you

In the night, my head vibrates.

Pillow talk's with you.