Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

By Kevin Michaluk on 5 Mar 2009 09:32 am EST
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Leave your BlackBerry Haiku Contest entry in the comments to this post. Good luck!

BlackBerry Haiku Contest!

Look at that! CrackBerry contest week is barely over and we're bringing you another chance to win a BlackBerry smartphone! And this time it's not luck that will win your BlackBerry of choice, it's your creativity and talent. Full details from our friends at Where after the break ...

BlackBerry Haiku Contest

In honor of the WHERE mobile application launching on the BlackBerry Storm smartphone, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free BlackBerry smartphone to one of its readers.

I know what you are thinking: free BlackBerry smartphone! Where do I sign up? The contest rules are easy. In haiku form, answer the question: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone right now? Leave it in the comments section of this post either in text or link to a YouTube video.

Top 10 haikus will be chosen by the WHERE team on March 10th. Then it's up to you, CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner. The winner will be notified via email on March 16th and will have a choice of a BlackBerry smartphone or Gift Card towards the BlackBerry store, value up to $400.

Example Haikus: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone Right Now? Here are a couple of examples to get you started:

Nestled in a warm
Place, my BlackBerry smartphone
Waits for a loud ring

In my pocketbook
Probably at the bottom
Under my lipstick

How to Score Additional Points:
1. Standard Haiku format is 3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables. Please adhere to this format, or your entry may be disqualified. Prime Numbers Rule!
2. Get an A or B list celebrity to read your Haiku on video and automatically Win! Note, Gary Coleman does not count as an A or B list celebrity but will be admitted under the condition that he reads your haiku AND says, "Whatcha talking about Willis"
3. Mention WHERE in your Haiku and automatically get a brownie point
4. How are we determining the top 10? The ones that make us laugh the hardest. Simple enough, right?

About Where: A little more about the WHERE mobile application. WHERE is a location-based application that uses GPS to help you find people, places and things. Whether it's tracking down the cheapest gas, getting reviews to a new restaurant, satisfying your craving for a latte, or helping you find your friends in a crowded city, WHERE delivers the best in local information from Eventful, Yelp, GasBuddy, Zipcar, Starbucks, Buddy Beacon and more. WHERE also lets you see your places on a map, get directions and share locations with friends. WHERE can be downloaded from Built for BlackBerry.com and Where.com. For more info on Where for the Storm, you can watch this video.

BlackBerry®, RIM®, Research In Motion®, SureType® and related trademarks, names and logos are the property of Research In Motion Limited and are registered and/or used in the U.S. and countries around the world. Used under license from Research In Motion Limited.

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Joshua D.

1.
Morning, perfect Storm
Error: Five, Zero, Seven
For the love of 'Rim'

2.
My dear Storm in hand
Wife needs a battery pull
You are all I need

cadsystems

WHERE my blackberry
You abscond away with it
Give it back mofo

phenyx923

Next to my heart is
Where my Berry will always
B – Because it rocks!

bartendermark

In the pile of mess
I can not see, is this it?
No that is a Key

I look closer to
see, where can it be? oh my
can it be!? anxiously

Running i stummbled.
In the hallways i hurried
to open the door

All stalls were taken.
Except for the handicapped
where i last did sit

ha ha! i shouted.
Eeew, Covered with Pee, loudly
explained by me.

Thouroghly wiped down
Still appalled, Discusted look,
Smells gross like urine.

So i surfed the web.
Crackberry I land, oh what!
A Haiku Contest?

So I do reply.
Choose me, I need this, you see.
This phone smells like pee.

bartendermark

In the pile of mess
I can not see, is this it?
No that is a Key

I look closer to
see, where can it be? oh my
can it be!? anxiously

Running i stummbled.
In the hallways i hurried
to open the door

All stalls were taken.
Except for the handicapped
where i last did sit

ha ha! i shouted.
Eeew, Covered with Pee, loudly
explained by me.

Thouroghly wiped down
Still appalled, Discusted look,
Smells gross like urine.

So i surfed the web.
Crackberry I land, oh what!
A Haiku Contest?

So I do reply.
Choose me, I need this, you see.
This phone smells like pee.

Prafeston

My friends are thieves.
Little do they know I've got
Tricks up my sleeves.

Nikki Fine

a vital organ
cannot be separated
berry is my heart

XSKITZO2010X

In all of my thoughts,
And in every nights sweet dreams,
Love is Blackberry

repo503

Deep in my pocket
Microwaving my nut sack
Cheap vasectomy

mlfdco3

Office work gets old
Where do I go to escape
Anywhere my Crackberry rings and vibrates.

Martinisloth

Placed upon the shelf
Rejected friend gone silent
Why can't it be me?

matt76305

sitting on my desk
where tells me how to get there
booty calls ringing

Removed

Mine is in despair wrapped a towel with care
For it fell in water right from the air
Now I need a phone Crackberry

My phone is dead and here I weep in bed
I hope for a flip but hopefully it won't take a dip
Thanks Crackberry!

captaincaa

I dare not ask Where
For always in sight, in hand
My BlackBerry friend

aka.arj

Parked besides my very bum,
waiting for my sweaty thumbs,
to pump in another berry tale

Jaredmmc99

Coffee breath covered
Storm needs a minty fresh app
I'm not gonna lie

phenyx923

Berry Berry Black
You always have my back, like
A friend to the end

eyedol_52

It's in the open sea
Cause it fallen of my pocket
And now its swimming with another fish

DigitalMessiah#CB

I have no girlfriend
it's to be, my blackberry
is on top of me.

knowledge_6

During a Meeting
WHERE my blackberry silent.
my fart app, dammit.

captaincaa

Bold in the bedroom
Oh calendar plan my fun
I've got an hour

TitaniumMan

Sitting there
bored, my blackberry
awaits for RF excitement

In my holster
collecting fuzz
LED status light flashing

wagonis

Held tightly in hand
While reading this post and
Sitting on the bowl

bradley12

My phone is far from
Creepy guys who call themselves
To vibrate their groins

rodin_e

My Curve sits broken.
I know WHERE my new Bold is:
Waiting to be won.

Pete Sake

its in my hand looking Oh So Keendest
I type away a Haikou WHERE
on CrackBerry.com never BoyGenius.

The Tater

The Fart App is on
My Berry close to your chair
Watch the funny Stares!

Pete Sake

its in my hand looking Oh So Keenest
I type away a Haikou WHERE
on CrackBerry.com never BoyGenius.

getaloupe

always by my side
so the where is everywhere
blackberry always

socal5vee#CB

Take it all to Go
Informations hottest show
WHEREs my phone you know

phenyx923

In my hand is a
Storm so bold it curves around
Like a string of pearls

Norsk

Blackberry in pants
No one is home but us two
Vibrate, please. Oh yes!

captaincaa

Ahoy there matey
Captain BlackBerry be here
Find me a Pearl

tingbat

I work where I please
crushing Apples like Mothra
Berries dominate

pake

"can I use you now?"
"no, I'm rebooting....again."
....waiting, waiting, poof!

mom24

WHERE indeed is it
Go ask my two year old she
probably will tell.

ProfessorJee

Where is it at the moment?
In my shirt pocket Ready to do whatever it is sppose to do. Answer phone calls, ready to help me with my professional
duties.

bobaloo

I am so hungry
I wish I knew where to eat
I should install Where

msnider73

Right next to my balls
Is where my blackberry lies
Please start to vibrate

(just kidding)

debitsohn

everyone suck up
to high king c b . com
b b owns my heart

talltubatom

Crackberry fellas
I spilled coleslaw on my phone
Please replace it now

I always use WHERE
Location with blackberry
Crazy GPS

Blackberry haiku
That is pretty weird to me
My new phone is yes

No Memory leak!
You have slowed my phone again
Battery pull soon

This is my last one
I hope you enjoyed reading
Refrigerator

The_Shawn

I can't get enough
It is always in my hand
I love my Berry

tafari06

Sitting on my desk
Upside down, waiting for me
To turn him around

Guylene

STORM is coming soon,
WHERE is my BLACKBERRY phone.
Is all that I ask!

knikbaker

Right now its in hand
searching that crackberry land
helping to win where

area52

Where is my berry?
Oh, I must win it. So pick
me, I need a Storm!
My Curve is great but
I've reached the end, something new
to waste my time....Please!

md321

Why don't U locate?
"Where" can find my Blackberry.
You should know that freak!

knikbaker

Right now its in hand
searching that crackberry land
helping to win where

obk

I need a coffee
WHERE can I find a starbucks
mocha coffee, mmmm

Suefnp

It slips from my hand
Falling end over end and
Into the toilet

ds567

In my back pocket
Holy shit where did it go
My ass crack ate it

Suefnp

No one will see it
On my lap at a red light
Hidden from their view

ELH-BB

Blackberry in hand
All day chat, texting, surfing
Damn, my thumbs hurt bad

LookinBoyJim

"NO WHERE" to be found,
Student loans and many text books,
Berryless student :-(

LookinBoyJim

reyrey2435

WHERE would i be without

my crackberried storm and viigo

probably lost in life

jrob98270

Somewhere dark
Where is my dreamy blackberry
Here, by daylight savings

umairawan

under my pillow!!! everynight..

nuch11

oh my sweet little
eighty-seven-hundred c,
home on my pillow

my blackberry is
where I left it this morning
how I miss it so

when I go drinking
I often forget to bring
my phone into work

Bones_6

Where is my Berry?
Why, my Berry is right here
Calling no one now.

The Sars

My Blackberry Storm
Is WHERE it has always been
My wife's grubby hands

blakelloyd

Jealous puppy
-By Blake

Where have you gone love
I think my dachshund hid you
Thank god for jawbone

Some back story here. I couldn't find my storm for hours and it was on silent. i knew it was in my home and knew the general area. While i was looking for it i could answer and make calls thanks to my jawbone headset but my miniature dachshund Phil was chasing me around squeaking his little stuffed fox toy the whole time trying to get my attention. I found it underneath his pile of blankets. I don't have proof that he stole it, i didn't see him in the act. He seemed very adamant about distracting me from my search though.

The Sars

My Blackberry Storm
Is WHERE it has always been
My wife's grubby hands

Talne

My Berry is in in the original Bold case in the left pocket of my tee-shirt, it pulls my shirt down about 2 inches, makes me look like I have one large rectangler left breast, pulls mt shirt to the left moving my left sleeve below my elbow and the right one above my elbow and makes my neck stick out the right side of the shirt but I dont care, my Bold feels all warm and fuzzy while in there so thats where it lives.

Frieden Halter

Oh where, oh where has
my Blackberry gone, oh where,
oh where can she be?

Over yon, she waits
on the sill of the window,
waiting for a call.

Alone, there she sits
across the room because of
the lack of signal.

CarlAyers

I-phone's replacement.
Cradled in my hand, she sits.
Thumbs poised, eyes affixed.

CaitLynn28

Always in my hand,
I couldn't live without it,
I love BlackBerries.

jb4056

MySpace, Taser, Themes
Where for peeps, and Farts, and Beeps
I may never date.

Emilybreanna

Beneath the paper,
Snuggled right beneath the sports,
Hiding from my sight

MarcoAO

Verizon store shelf
Economy is still bad
No cash to upgrade

propjockey

My curve sits broken
Where I spent the night token'
A Bold horizon!

BruceElliott

In my hand WHERE its
been permanently attached
ever since my birth.

txladi29

Berry during sleep
Shall always be close by
Under my pillow

ElThirdrail

Charging via USB
Vibes when e-mails come

urbanj

Sitting by the comp
Being loading with porno
Gonna make a mess

minpinisland

Close to me you are
Near to my heart if it was
In my pants pocket

Troy Souther

My ex wants ransom!
Psycho hid my Bold away!
WHERE to the rescue...

rexjs

Within clicking range
is WHERE my storm always stays
no clicks now feels strange

minpinisland

Close to me you are
Near to my heart if it were
In my pants pocket

tfrankson

Propped up againt wall
Hidden out of sight from Boss
Dont want a pink slip

USCAlum

Like a Submarine
It bobs up and down for air
Crap, change before swim

ithenkalot

My Blackberry you
Ask me WHERE, in my pocket
Oh my not in there

wagonis

Held tight in my hand
While reading this post and
Sitting on the can

TheBoldJon

Was with my girlfriend
Looking for my Blackberry
Oh WHERE could it be
I called my smartphone
She started to twitch a lot
She was dripping wet

s1ck james

Chillaxin with me
At the mall picking up girls
Love, look at my phone

npunk42

Where is she my Curve?
Under paperwork she sleeps
Ring! Draw near our lips

itskindalikethat

Oh WHERE, WHERE am I
in a pocket, in a case,
maybe just ask WHERE

~Todd

Guylene

Storm is coming soon,
My Blackberry is someWHERE.
WHERE has it for me.

Godzfavrt

WHERE is my Berry?
Still beside me like Rih Rih
And Chris rocky bond

milq

Previously on
My belt it hung, now I know
Not where it resides

klsmalls1

Blackberry in hand
WHERE my dingdong used to lay
With It I now play

Thumb Prints cover it
Instead of the Lubriderm
That Covered my Wang

No Longer Lonely
At my Desk Watching Porno
I have found true Love

uluaki

It's WHERE it should be
Right in the palm of my mind
Lost without RIM/WHERE

tashmusic

In my pocket deep
Waiting for that special call
Vibrate please don't cease!

rimbuk

Rash Developing
Need a Doctor to cure it
WHERE will help me find

RandomEsq

My sweet Blackberry,
From it I wish never part.
So I ate it. Yum.

-RandomEsq

yvon007

Viigo, on my phone
WHERE, located bathroom stall
Time to myself now

NYC_Gadgeteer

Holstered on my hip,
I pray for it to be still.
Shit. I got e-mail.

Leon_Ledbetter

Your STORM take good pics?

Get naked and let's find out.

Wow, those are good pics!

mittaytwo

My Blackberry Storm
Is, currently sitting on....
Uh oh, left at work !@#$

ToeTaggerH

I won't be confined
To mere Syllable counting
So Screw, your haiku.

mikestorm

Always at my side
A corporate gunslinger
Chicks dig the holster

deadlift

great day in Hawaii.
plugged into my cubicle,
waiting for red light.

Cowadin

The Heavens Tremble
Before the Heroes of Lore:
Bold, Curve, Pearl, and Storm.

-Cowadin

mikestorm

Staring at my phone
Waiting for Lacy to call
WHERE.COM hottie

macberri

"Hello? Are you there?"
Could it be your butt talking?
"Ugh." *Beep* That was weird.

prchris16

All Mighty King Storm!
Where did you travel to eat?
Ah.. the Apple Tree!

finder3690

My phone! where is it?
It's on my hip, vibrating
I have a message

Ludel72

On vacation, yes
Punta Mita, keys in sun
Emails, please stop please

Ian Shields

Berry on attack
its not on my sack or crack
FedEx mail it back.

c5karl

In her pocketbook
Her SIM card nestled inside
Sigh, RAZR for me

christopherri

Apple fanboys suck
Bury them so far and deeply
They'll need WHERE to find

klsmalls1

Blackberry curve had
Condomless sex with iPhone
TADAAA! BB Storm!

:-)

Santino DeLaCruz

At my girlfriends house
on silent mode, oh crap, my
wife has the WHERE app!

landyhobbs

WHERE is my Blackberry.
It now I find is missing.
I NEED a new one! ;-)

christopherri

Surepress is for chumps
QWERTY is the way to go
My program is WHERE

mishka72

In the toilet, no
So, now, where did I put it?
On the paper roll.

DJ G.MAC

Oh, WHERE is my Storm?
WHERE in the world can it be?
I'll find it with "WHERE"!

bellylaughter

Blackberry waits with
a gong, ping, ring, buzz or bip,
while clipped to my hip.

cole.maher

Texting in my class
Can't let the teacher notice
Or he'll kick my ass

mikestorm

The WHERE applet runs
Showing me where I could go
If I just had friends

Cowadin

The heavens tremble
Before the heroes of lore:
Bold, Curve, Pearl, and Storm.

Pfister07

I'm late for a date
Now I'll never get any
Pulling battery

christopherri

My girlfriend has it
Between her legs it's nestled
Keeps calling herself

SokieMon

i'm so sorry, i
had no other choice it's shoved...
up my bosses ass.

jvilla784

WHERE you say,
sitting on my desk all day
battery charging
vibrating and red light flashing
wondering what to write
for a Haiku to a new
Blackberry from Crackberry.com today

feddogg

Oh Blackberry, were lost
Oh wait, WHERE knows where we are
Thank God for great apps

Guylene

WHERE else would it be,
STORM at the end of my thumbs
That's WHERE it belongs.

christopherri

Niagara is
My holy grail of smartphones
WHERE find me one now!

mikestorm

I just installed WHERE
It's my main application
next to the fart app

foughty

Most iPhone users
Couldn't begin to write these
Without haiku apps.

raskal1130

Blackberry in hand
It brings me bliss
The best way to enjoy business

christopherri

Too much time today
To write Haiku about WHERE
Addiction rules me

uorderfriedrice

Dust under the screen
I threw it into a big mulcher
rest in peace storm buddy

valueman

Stapled to my ear
Where I do not have to seek -
It dings and I speak

uorderfriedrice

Dust under the screen
I threw it into a big mulcher
rest in peace storm buddy

Falling

Where is my Blackberry
Not with me, stayed home today
I forgot you, ooops

ksat

My Niagara
Sitting, Naked On A Shelf
Somewhere in China

christopherri

I'm like a Crackhead
But for all things BlackBerry
Save me from myself

mikestorm

It's just amazing
How many people cannot
count five seven five

Pant85

My Berry is here
But I am hopelessly lost
Time for GPS

Ludel72

In a train in rain
With a mouse in my, my house
With green eggs and ham

MoneyOverBitches01

Sleeping in a bowl
For i dropped it in a bowl
A dang toilet bowl

christopherri

Haiku keep coming
WHERE find me mental help please
Lest I lose my job

mikestorm

I should be working
But instead I write haikus
WHERE.COM contest

auburn1975

A new direction
to WHERE my STORM provides me
extra fun and joy.

mweed212

My Blackberry Storm
Lives life in a special place
WHERE work and fun meet!

bellylaughter

Blackberry WHERE?! You
must be insane! Phones don't
mix well with champagne.

christopherri

Rim's Stock's down slightly
can WHERE find recessions end?
Tip: Buy low, sell high

mikestorm

Load, you leaked OS!
A 507 error!
Did I brick my phone?

WazzuKirk

In my jean pocket
warm and fuzzy I touch it,
Ohhh YESSS..hmmm, wrong ball

Guylene

Oh... Storm WHERE are you?
WHERE has it for me you know.
Please send me email.

sdlphotography07

Shiny Crimson Light

In My Otterbox,Nice and Safe

WHERE My Life is Held.

sdlphotography07

Shiny Crimson Light

In My Otterbox,Nice and Safe

WHERE My Life is Held.

christopherri

My old Curve sucks ass
I want a new Blackberry
Must win this contest

Zannor

Where oh where has my
Blackberry gone? Oh
damn in the toilet again.

samversionone

My BOLD, Protected.
The ARMOR by Seidio.
My pocket it sleeps.

fein34

blinking light, in my
hand, beats in time to the heart
it is closest to.

Ian Hines

In a soft, blue case
Snug in a holster it sits
WHERE? Not Verizon

fein34

blinking light, in my
hand, beats in time to the heart
it is closest to.

christopherri

On my hip it rides
My second favorite toy
Guess what is the first?

lsb3user

on a warm march day,
where is not found in pocket,
but where on my desk

heavyset04

WHERE you ask? Won't tell.
But if i get a call my
pants will get tighter.

chrispens#CB

If I do not win,
Other websites I will read,
Give it to me now

cobrahawk

more than a device
an extension of my hand
always by my side

Ian Shields

Where is it you say
mail sent via blackberry
is the only way.

jmoney75

Dear sweet Blackberry,

I hope that he who stole you,

treats you like a king.

jjt1970@msn.com

In my jeans pocket
Waiting for some fun, Where a
Vibrating ring comes

mikestorm

WHERE found that Starbucks
The one where I left my phone
Care to replace it?

missblaine

I LOST YOU SOMEWHERE;
I AM FREAKING OUT, NOT FAIR;
WHERE ARE ARE YOU BLACKBERRY?

tchristmas

Safely in my hand,
Under the pillow waiting
To use iBee farts

skidoo_storm

on the bathroom sink
its vibrating to the edge
falls in the camode

jessicause

I jerk and I twitch
it is truly an addiction
my favorite drug

jessicause

I jerk and I twitch
it is truly an addiction
my favorite drug

foughty

Just downloaded Where
And it keeps telling me this:
"Nothing to do here."

But for the record
I live in Indiana;
The software is fine.

cobrahawk

full of potential
more functions than I can list
software update, please?

mikestorm

I flourish my phone
Wielded like a katana
Girlfriend rolls her eyes

ChadFresh360

Distant in my dreams
Longing and waiting for me
Patiently, indeed

cobrahawk

be it day or night
summer, winter, spring or fall
storm is in my mind

msrtech

In my holster
I love my crackberry
Email,SMS,MMS and pin

TheStache

Working at Apple
My iPhone sucks, damn you Jobs!
WHERE are you indeed…

mikestorm

Important meeting
People staring at my phone
Damn ABBA ringtone

jessicause

Words cannot express
I feel so passionatly
about crackberry :)

Ask to use my WHERE
And crackberry saves the day
It's always right here.

My friends joke on me
Without it I have withdrawls
If only they knew...

Its like a drug
It is an addiction
One I will not quit!

My beloved friend
You are not just a cell phone
But a way of life!

You need not ask me
Where is MY red crackberry
Its always in use,

It has been too long.
I must now bid you adu,
Crackberry calls me!!!

ILOVEMYBERRY427

Sitting beside me
Waiting for my baby to
Call I miss him so

anandsihra

Sitting on the desk
downloading new country songs
Blackberry modem

Starforce9

In front of my face
My BlackBerry Storm Memory
Sinks like Titanic

numbthumb

On your desktop I
Sit upon a rubberband
avoiding scratches

lampmanm

Sitting in my class
WHERE tells me the gas prices
Check Crackberry blogs

Into My Pocket
Victim of butt dialing
Must lock screen next time

famousmf1

In the teachers desk
dont answer that MMS cause
she will see some BREAST

dzitnick

in the toilet bowl
swimming in my tears with the
stuff i won't mention

gramenz

Hugging my large hip
Straddling my pelvic bone
daily weight gain cause

mrtechnology1312

WHERE is my 'Berry?
Wait, where the hell is my Curve?
Um, I'll be right back

I have found my Curve
Its battery is charging
To be drained once more.

roadrage247

Put in a dark place
With much anticipation
She awaits my call

justflorin

WHERE, oh where is thee
Hiding in my holster GEE
SPOOF'd, guess what, that was not me!

Guylene

Hey have you seen Storm?
No, it's noWHERE to be found.
Ooops... dropped in white bowl.

Guzman

placed in the charger
my storm watches with envy
"pick me up you fool"

niehues

Where, Oh Where, Oh Where
Has my nice Blackberry gone
Oh, it's in my butt
or
I can't search on Where
Because I can't find my Storm
Oh, sweet Irony
or
Crackberry.com
Is the greatest site ever
My phone's in my car
or
Seriously dude
I can't find my friggin phone
Can you please help me

phenyx923

Is that a Berry
In your pocket or you just
Happy to see me?

JMarGeezy

My Berry "WHERE" hint
spooning with my pocket lint
next to a breath mint

Corvettekid

CriCack goes the bolt
as old dwellings hide from light
a storm hits the ground

by- Corvettekid *aka* ICEMAN

SokieMon

quarters and shit hurt
my face, the bottom of your
purse aint my damn place

Shemp1973

Title: Lonely Saturday Night

In my pants pocket
Blackberry's set to vibrate
Please someone call me

gregerator

Used to be in pocket
After it was in my hand
Now Berry on floor

Lightninrod

Cannot find it since
I don't have one yet though I
hope to soon-help me!

julesinmontana

Under paper piles
On my desk that flutter when
It vibrates.

Eric Dudasko

Blackberry for work
Constant update of Facebook
Busted by my Boss

Guylene

I'm a CRACKHAIKU.
WHERE else could we do this stuff.
Off to make a drink.

digitard

Sitting beside me
Wishing its tones would ring aloud
silence is golden

rdonegan

Let me check and see
DAMN, No GPS service!
Frickin' Verizon.

BBatnight

Under my pillow,
fingers carressing Curve keys
while my dear wife sleeps

Asurion Subscriber

Dress shirt, chest pocket.
Refrain from reaching too far
to flush at O'Hare.

gregerator

WHERE are you at, Dog?
You do not have to tell me
My new Curve has Where

unleaded

my storm is stuck in
a raging river of sorts,
it beckons the WHERE

CeleryMike

It's in my pocket.
I can feel the round trackball.
I like pocket pool.

fillossofer

If it were up yours
You'd know it, because you might
Feel the vibration

stein0726

Ready to be shipped,
A present from WHERE for me,
Thanks to CrackBerry.

phenyx923

I will keep it here
and there. I will keep it most
anywhere. Berry!

anesto

Touch you all day long
your leather holster, a thong
Oh damn, i just came

jjohnson31379

My Blackberry is
In my right hand using WHERE
thrilling me big time

Kimmiee

I have been drinking
my blackberry's been thinking
now where is she?

rdonegan

Oh WHERE could I be?
I am my owners Storm and
the IPhone's my bitch!

T-MobileCurve

With WHERE, I can take
My BlackBerry anywhere;
Rather, it takes me.

Prafeston

If you only knew
How I lost it in the pouch
of a Kangaroo.

thefunkball

On my hip, of course
Sexy, Alluring, Waiting
Ready for action

4Him#IM

WHERE else would it be
In my hand or on my ear
Life is good Berry good

daredevilsadvocate

Where on my desk now,
Data receiving marvel,
O S malarkey!!

Guylene

There's a STORM outside.
What do I do, write haiku.
WHERE to get some help?

Jennifer Nicole

Just put WHERE app, on
my berry. Now can't put it
down. Searching. Love it!

Where

Where Where Where Where Where
Where Where Where Where Where Where Where
Where Where Where Is Mine

brian anderberg

Sheathed in black leather sleep
tethered beside my laptop
begging to be held.

Since I have bought this...
"Whoa, is that a black berry?"
is all I hear now.

tonks84

Under my pillow
As I sleep, I dream of apps
Sweet, sweet dreams of WHERE

allhailcale

WHERE my Blackberry?
Leaping buildings in one bound...
Saving cats from trees...

jdisme1

Vibrate against me
It feels so good on my skin
Don't leave my pocket

Clyde67

As for location
Really I’d like to use WHERE
But it’s on my phone!

Surgere

It are in your hand,
Stealin' your contest winnings.
I can haz it now?

jdconrad

Sitting on my side
"Attention!" it vibrated
Startled me silly

wilddash

not in my pocket
but in its case on my side
thats where you find it

oxymoronctr

Texting, browsing, should
be working. Boss is coming!
Slip Pearl into pants.

Devonantczak

On the side table.
Telling me about e-mail.
Keeping me aware.

ur1trudmon#AC

Where did i put it,
My dog is whining with pain,
His poo now vibrates.

Enigma1913

In my texting hand,
Praying to CrackBerry Gods:
Berry and WHERE please!!

fillossofer

My BlackBerry is
Now telling me WHERE to
have dinner tonight

DBM#CB

Storm right by my side
There's noWHERE else it would be
Makes my life easy

Many think I look like David Schwimmer (and I did go to highschool with him). If I win I'll do a video for you!

ggulick#AC

Under my pillow
We’re together all night long
Never will we part

huntmol

Went to Where dot com
Today my Storm is complete
Gleefully, I cheer

buffaloe

Surgically it
is attached. I cant Explain,
it must be the CRACK..!!

Blastissimo

In the warm embrace,
The comfortable security,
That is my jeans pocket.

Guylene

bang crash ding and crack,
WHERE is my blackberry phone.
In the garbage can.

motifman

Can't be without you

In the night, my head vibrates.

Pillow talk's with you.

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