Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

By Kevin Michaluk on 5 Mar 2009 09:32 am EST
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Leave your BlackBerry Haiku Contest entry in the comments to this post. Good luck!

BlackBerry Haiku Contest!

Look at that! CrackBerry contest week is barely over and we're bringing you another chance to win a BlackBerry smartphone! And this time it's not luck that will win your BlackBerry of choice, it's your creativity and talent. Full details from our friends at Where after the break ...

BlackBerry Haiku Contest

In honor of the WHERE mobile application launching on the BlackBerry Storm smartphone, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free BlackBerry smartphone to one of its readers.

I know what you are thinking: free BlackBerry smartphone! Where do I sign up? The contest rules are easy. In haiku form, answer the question: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone right now? Leave it in the comments section of this post either in text or link to a YouTube video.

Top 10 haikus will be chosen by the WHERE team on March 10th. Then it's up to you, CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner. The winner will be notified via email on March 16th and will have a choice of a BlackBerry smartphone or Gift Card towards the BlackBerry store, value up to $400.

Example Haikus: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone Right Now? Here are a couple of examples to get you started:

Nestled in a warm
Place, my BlackBerry smartphone
Waits for a loud ring

In my pocketbook
Probably at the bottom
Under my lipstick

How to Score Additional Points:
1. Standard Haiku format is 3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables. Please adhere to this format, or your entry may be disqualified. Prime Numbers Rule!
2. Get an A or B list celebrity to read your Haiku on video and automatically Win! Note, Gary Coleman does not count as an A or B list celebrity but will be admitted under the condition that he reads your haiku AND says, "Whatcha talking about Willis"
3. Mention WHERE in your Haiku and automatically get a brownie point
4. How are we determining the top 10? The ones that make us laugh the hardest. Simple enough, right?

About Where: A little more about the WHERE mobile application. WHERE is a location-based application that uses GPS to help you find people, places and things. Whether it's tracking down the cheapest gas, getting reviews to a new restaurant, satisfying your craving for a latte, or helping you find your friends in a crowded city, WHERE delivers the best in local information from Eventful, Yelp, GasBuddy, Zipcar, Starbucks, Buddy Beacon and more. WHERE also lets you see your places on a map, get directions and share locations with friends. WHERE can be downloaded from Built for BlackBerry.com and Where.com. For more info on Where for the Storm, you can watch this video.

BlackBerry®, RIM®, Research In Motion®, SureType® and related trademarks, names and logos are the property of Research In Motion Limited and are registered and/or used in the U.S. and countries around the world. Used under license from Research In Motion Limited.

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gravalic

My poor Berry waits
For my haiku to set it
Free! From RIM’s WHEREhouse!

greatcasa

WHERE is my BB?
Like An Urban Cowboy; Click
Ready At The Hip…

kevd00d

hanging out on desk,
with my iphone stuck at home,
my office is abuzz

revslg

I hear my Storms ring
But cannot locate its form
WHERE are you my love

I searched in the couch
I searched all through the whole house
WHERE are you my love

Finally I remember
I had you in the kitchen
Frozen I found you

nanny88

WHERE is the big Black
Berry, so juicy ya know?
No seeds, just a Pearl.

amichaels04

Glowing in my hand
A tightly gripped Blackberry
My true addiction

Guylene

WHERE is my BB?
WHERE could it be?
WHERE has it.

rybka

I never know WHERE
Just wait for it to ring - Aha!
Now WHERE's my Bluetooth?

WorldRallyfan

Where is my Storm now?
It's on my belt, the Last sat
On, but wasn't felt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDBSwDPkC0c

Christopher Brooks

Blackberry missing.
Now, how to find it? I know...
I'll use Where (dot) com.

or

Tummy is rumbling.
How to find dinner? I know...
I'll use Where (dot) com.

gms021

Underneath my legs
Vibrating on my ball sack
Stimulating me

God i love this device! What a multi-tasker.

imaudihere

Storm is in my hand
wife says it may soon end up
where the sun don't shine

philip_daly

My Bold is missing
The iPhone fanboys rejoice
WHERE will help me out

Fabmaclover

Oh Blackberry Oh Blackberry, Where are you?
Nobody loves me the way you do
I am sitting here waiting for you

Ring Ring for me
You are the only one and only
That remembers every thing i say with your micro SD

Oh Blackberry Oh Blackberry, Where are you?
Nobody loves me the way you do
I am sitting here waiting for you

Vibrate Vibrate for me
You are the only one and only
When you blink at me you always have something to tell me

Oh Blackberry Oh Blackberry, Where are you?
Nobody loves me the way you do
I am sitting here waiting for you

Corporatetrainer

Vibrating alert
Scramble quickly for my Storm
Where the hell is it.

If John Ashton (Beverly Hills Cop) is in town I'll ask him to do a dramatic reading for youtube.

madups77

On my workplace desk,
Productivity is down,
While I PIN my friends.

I was going to get one of my celebrity friends to read it, but then I forgot, I'm a nobody, with no celebrity friends.

BigMACattack

At work WHERE I can't
Use. Shoot, meeting, I'll be back...
When will this day end?

Bleacherqueen

Here in my office
Tethered to my laptop
WHERE else would it be?

blak8830

Where, BlackBerry, Where
waits on side of person is
Not on crackBerry

Jackie Fab :)

Haiku #1
on my desk it sits
i can look, but cant touch, where
is my heart? my desk!

Haiku #2
sitting, staring, where?
in my heart, on my mind, where?
on my desk it sits

btw. I'm working on that celeb!

nanny88

Sitting on my desk
Staring back at me, true love
Me and Pearl always

lions80#CB

Economy sucks,
Not giving up my berry,
I guess i won't eat.

papped

saw it recently
just heard a loud cracking sound
in my back pocket

nanny88

Sitting on my desk
Staring back at me, true love
Me and Pearl always

jwdennis

Location Unknown
My life is falling apart
WHERE oh WHERE oh WHERE

jrfabrega

my first post was under "Jackie fab" but now im signed in

Haiku #1
on my desk it sits
i can look, but cant touch, where
is my heart? my desk!

Haiku #2
sitting, staring, where?
in my heart, on my mind, where?
on my desk it sits

btw. I'm working on that celeb!

jrfabrega

what makes life merry?
car? clothes? food? job? money? no!
life is blackberry.

mstiffany7

Excited pizza,
hands grab at u while you fall
I reach for cover.

Andreano7625

Sitting on the bowl
WHERE it falls out of my hand
My Pearl joins my turd.

Daryllen

It's in my pocket
It's vibrating from a call
Don't think I'll answer

marcyalisa

where oh where are you
my berry has gone awry
by way of the tide

blak8830

waiting in silence
holstered in black leather pouch
is where contact waits

funk18

WHERE on Blackberry
together in harmony
no thank you Steve Jobs!

jwdennis

GPS turned on
Never lost, but never found
Damn these too thick walls

collegedropout

Where is my berry
no need for Where gps
it is right here see

Where is my berry
I Lost it please Help Me
I need my Berry

r0bn4571c

Title: Alone at Work

Sitting on my Desk
Silent; Crying from Neglect
H-R bans its use.

-R0b

jwdennis

Storm's always with me
On my hip or on the desk
Bluetooth cares not WHERE

Maven454

Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

GORDITE

On The Desk Beaten
Thru Inches Of Snow It Rose
Its Alive,ALIVE!!!!

back story:

my blackberry survived 8 hrs in subzero windchills and a two foot pile of snow... i found it, nurtured it and its still ticking :) i love my Curve :)

.... carry on

Jeff2jay

Charging on my desk
Waiting to load new app WHERE
my blackberry rocks

DaHu

In some hoodie’s bag
Since he nicked it yesterday
I want it back please

matthew_catterall

WHERE is my faithful?
I scan her heaving bosom
It sits in her curves.

Falling

Storm pocket empty
Oh WHERE did I leave it now
At home, warm and charged

BB.Devlin

Where launched, a great app
my berry is now complete
by my side it stays

-------

Sure Press Me, Touch Me
You know I'm all business
Though I Bee Farting

-------

It's where it's most safe
saying sure press me, touch me
pop, click, I can fart

-------

Here is where it sits
its always near, always charged
Beauty in Motion

-------

Where is my update
Verizon please deliver
By my side phone waits

-------

Scott Cobban

Lonely Blackberry
It waits and longs for my touch.
I don't own one yet.

blak8830

vibrate, ring combine
always wake me from my sleep
where is blackberry

jmjabberjaw

Where it nestles on my hip
Waiting for the lovely beep
i cant wait and take a peek

Texty

Where are you Berry
So alone, locked in the car
Can't think without you

spubin

Where oh where is it
In my holster it resides
I love blackberry

missouriboy611

Standard Haiku format is 3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables.

It's amazing how many people A: don;t remember how to write Haiku.

B: Don't know how to follow Written Directions.

andysbarry

It sits on my belt
WHERE helped me find lunch today
I hope she calls me

Trey Scarborough

Oh dear blackberry
WHERE for art my blackberry?
On my desk of course.

Trey Scarborough

I like to use "WHERE"
To get from here to there, Now
where is my dear curve?

vomviersen

Oh, no, where are you?
In couch? In car? Under bed?
BlackBerry, don't hide!

(May I say that some of the entries are really great and actually made me laugh out loud and then cry that my chances are so slim. And others are so unclear on the concept, or the concept of following instructions, that they made me laugh out loud too!)

tjradd

my blackberry is never very far from me.
always at my disposal.
whenever i need something it is right there!

s1specken

Wrapped in silicone
Nestled with me at my desk
Waiting for App World

-San Dimas High Football Rules!!!!

Musicdog

'W'hen i 'H'it the b'E'd,
my bold is on my pillow,
'R'ight next to my h'E'ad.

Myx3YourHandz

Sitting on my desk
Staring at my Blackberry
PRAYING it will ring

dglover

Right here by my side
Is where my Storm always is
Never shall she leave

dlucero86

WHERE is Blackberry?
Effortlessly stole my heart!
iPhone RIM

dlucero86

WHERE is Blackberry?
Effortlessly stole my heart!
iPhone RIM

dlucero86

WHERE is Blackberry?
Effortlessly stole my heart!
iPhone RIM

Jacob Tullos aka Stoopidfast

My Storm is never
away from me, if it were
WHERE is all I need!!

briang00

Attached to my hip
WHERE it reminds me of an
old girlfriend long gone

Yakadan

The hourglass spins.
"That was an important call!"
Sigh, third pull today.

levad

Oh where, oh where, is
my blackbery storm located?
Where found it for me!

jembo

where is my berry now?
he is waiting on WHERE's nice office
waiting me to own him

dglover

My storm is right here
Always stays in my right hand
Can not put it down

blak8830

where curve? at my side
working at employer's desk
rings and wakes me up

thekC

How about a hint?
Spare change, car keys, pocket lint
Reach in, I consent

Valace2

I have had my Storm
Surgically attached to
my left hand for use.

Makes typing in the prayer position difficult but I never misplace it :)

eolsgaard

In my butt pocket.
Vibration!! But WHERE's the call?
...I guess, I farted.

Dionysia

BlackBerry in hand
Though I am fast asleep
Might get an email

tg9687

My brave companion
Patiently in my pocket
Awaiting email

mythdraug

the fruit sits quiet
until email makes it sing
then quiet it sits

stob

next to my .45 and my chapstick

dfanella

BlackBerry is here
Always at fingertips reach...
Damn, WHERE is it now?

CHDS PNY

It's always in hand...
protected, ready to go.
my curve, you pervert!

Dionysia

BlackBerry in hand
Even though I am asleep
Might get an email

redball99

Where is My Blackberry? By: Redball99

I misunderstood,
This site is called crackberry,
I just snorted it,

marcyalisa

In the universe
Where my berry awaits me
Storm I am seeking

dsquared2

Charging on the wall
My storm is ready for the
Abuse coming soon

Terrigno

Awaiting Battle
Where? By the Door
Notifying me of War

mythdraug

the fruit sits quiet
until email makes it sing
it stays on my desk

DECHUBSTER

In my crotch pocket
Where I get a more round look
They stare when it rings!!

mrcheckraise

I'm gonna try and get Jim Rome to read this on his radio show in stead of a video because he loves Blackberry.

My Blackberry is gone
I feel like I have lost my child
Give me back my son

Gixhost

Where Cherry blossoms...
Bloom, The Tidal Basin Soon,
My Storm will Appear.

lockerc18

In my pocket now,
Collecting more lint and dust,
And scratching the screen.

manunited518

My berry does lie
In Gary Coleman's small hands
He looks like a child.

Santanaclauze

where art thou blackberry
at my side all of the time
I wait for red lights

CrispyCream

Blacker the Berry
Sweeter, it is, to Love Thee
My BlackBerry Storm

timberwolf#CB

How can you ask me
Where can my blackberry be?
when it's part of me!

blak8830

crackberry contest
where dreams of winning a prize
are left in comments

metalmancpa

On my belt she sits
WHERE she wants to be fondled
By my finger tips

alleycat0124

Crouched next to my heart
In my top left shirt pocket
Where it waits to speak

foughty

In many pieces
(It was thrown against the wall).
Last call brought bad news.

marcyalisa

at verizon store
my storm awaits my visit
where soon I can buy

Musicdog

When I had to poop,
WHERE helped me find a bathroom.
Where is the "wipe" app?

denniskma

Where is my phone at?
Oh its over there, I see
Ah, a blackberry.

pegster#CB

On the dog collar
So he can find where the best
Treats are located

SCampbell

Oh WHERE, Oh WHERE, Oh
WHERE could it be, sitting here
just waiting on me...
flashing, buzzing loud
alarm going crazy, DAMN,
DISMISS ALREADY!!!!

DECHUBSTER

In my crotch pocket
WHERE I get an all round look
They stare when it rings!!

studcookie

Taped under your chair
Fart app is armed and ready
Take that, iPhone jerk!

JDMaker1#CB

My Blackberry is
always right at my able
willing fingertips

marcyalisa

if I had you storm
you'd be always by my side
where addiction lies

kasperapd

On a bright Spring day
WHERE might thou BlackBerry be
Look on WHERE and you will see

joemalebranche

Installed and it works ok only problem is i cant set it to use my GPS location. Any help.

schonltd

Where else but in hand
love, talking texting, surfing
could not live without

-Schonltd

zee921

Under my armpit.
This fresh new application
shaves my pits for me.

hdgaaron

Where is my 'berry?
Is it on the couch with you?
Is it at the zoo?

Is it in the 'loo?
No! I have checked there too!
Who knew? Call the crew!

I am feeling blue.
Give it up you big fat cow!
I need it right now!

I lost it, I fear.
What? You have not seen it here?
Oy, I need a beer.

If only I had
A GPS tracker like
WHERE, I would know

The best place to go!
Uh, sorry for the big show.
I thought you should know.

My 'berry is found.
It has been right here on me
This whole time, I see

Will you forgive me?
I sleep on the couch. I see.
I am so sorry!

You are not a cow!
I will make it up somehow!
A gift I will buy.

At least let me try.
I know what I will get her!
Her own blackberry!

I will get this done.
I can try to win her one!
It is worth a shot...

marcyalisa

haiku number 5
about where my crackberry lies
this is addiction

arvenesky

from the mouths of babes
wet, warm, and electric shock
WHERE its at? look grass...

damn dog...

jeditribe

Blackberry on my desk
L-E-D flashing brightly
Red, green, blue, and purple.

Corporatetrainer

Closest Starbucks now!
Bugs crawling under my skin
Thank you Where, I'm in

What a way to waste a day. I am truely addicted.

marcyalisa

no work getting done
where crackberry haikus abound
no work getting done

John.E.Boy

Awaiting for me,
Online in the WHERE contest
it stares at my face

marcyalisa

no work getting done
where crackberry haikus abound
storm lost in the sound

cshumski

My Storm's by my side
DAMN YOU swirling minute hand!
it just crashed again... :(

thexrickx

Where oh where are we,
says my Storm from its holster...
Confucius knows where

toneynola#CB

WHERE is my Blackberry
Somewhere in my daydreams waiting
For me to call it

fender2469

Where is it, my phone
The sink next to the toilet
As I do my thing.

Where is it, my phone
In my pocket, vibrating
Exhilarating!

hytek714

Where is my crackberry?
On my desk ready to impress
Unlike Apple's mess

Corporatetrainer

Where oh where could my
Little Storm be? Where oh where could
It be? Desk a mess!

Four Brownie points please

Andreano76255

Where oh where could my
Little Storm be? Where oh where could
It be? Desk a mess!

Four Brownie points please

Little = 2
Storm = 1
Be = 1
Where = 1
Oh = 1
Where = 1
Could = 1

Total = 8 not 7

sorry but it looks like you fail and get no brownie points

Mudfrog

Sitting on my desk
Leaning on my Rolodex
Looking right at me

freddymartinez9

Stolen. My Blackberry,
was. I still check my pockets.
I wince, its not there.

missginacandy

In skin, In hands
Lucky is always on
Me or in his bed

ibegary

Sound and light is here
Email, in my hands to read
Work is here again

A life never had
For you are always with me
Job, I do hate you.

fimchick

Hey WHERE did friends go?
Ah, BlackBerry rebooted
Freaking leaked OS

lmarine

My Blackberry is
Where it can almost be had
When is my upgrade?

Smacbook

My blackberry would
be in my pocket, if I
knew where I left it.

Stormabuser1644

Hidden Blackberry
Where oh where could my Storm be
You're mammas nightstand?

Maven454

Where could it have gone?
I think I dropped it in poo
Probably smells bad

--Maven

christopherri

I could not find it
Thankfully, the WHERE software
Tracked it in my butt

gialoberry

To own a smartphone
Live life with a Blackberry
Is key to succeed

RobUM2011

My phone is right here
And Crackberry is real cool
And WHERE is also

ridgie

i can't find my storm
'til my butt starts vibrating
i like that - call again!

Moondogg

Sleeping in holster
Awakened by inbound call
Ignore! Back to sleep.

daviddm

I dare to ask where
is the lair my Storm calls home
for sure it is near

Dee Rammell

Looking, searching, WHERE?
O yes, my shirt pocket, flush
Now the toilet, splash

schonltd

My Storm shows no fear
where others must tread softly
works hard and plays nice

-SchonLtd

While late night grows on
my storm keeps the dark at bay
bring on the day light

-SchonLtd

mojo7766

Did you check the couch?
I still cannot hear it ring.
Must be on vibrate.

tatorabelo

i love my curve so please dont
mess with blackberry
iphone really sucks!

jdoc77

It's both here and there
And I can reach every where
It stays in my hand

*****
Did I mention I know Gary Coleman?
...wonder if he's in a good mood this week... probably not.;)

Dela-Where

WHERE is my smartphone?
SomeWHERE out in Del-a-Where!
WHERE? The town is Bear.

lmarine

My Blackberry is
Unaffordable right now
Won't somebody help?

Dela-Where

WHERE is my smartphone?
SomeWHERE out in Dela-Where!
WHERE? The town is Bear.

chadjensen211

My eighty-three ten,
It sits where my wife can't touch,
She can get her own.

alex63

WHERE, is the question
everywhere is the sacred answer
Blackberry is forever

jdoc77

That BB's not mine!!!
It's where the sun doesn't shine
I hope he used lube!

****
I can provide radiographical evidence if you like...

eleung321

where oh where is it?
i cant find it anywhere.
darn, forgot it's lost.

:(

jayjay198324

jackberry is its name
sitting in its sleeve waiting for me
feeling oh so sad

jayjay198324

jackberry is its name
sitting in its sleeve waiting for me
feeling oh so sad

jerfel#CB

Under my pillow
Snuggling with my Crackberry head
Vibrates when needed

nycxbro527

Warmed in my crotch fold
Steam soaked Blackberry screen sits
On push email switch!

KRomeleoN

my storm phone device
is deep in my heart burning
like curry diarreah

KRomeleoN

my storm phone device
is deep in my heart burning
like curry diarreah

jdoc77

Forgetful I'm not
But this is how to get caught
It's by HER bed... WHOOPS!

phoneboy101

Sleeping so peacful
Magnetic holster holds, 'til
Booty-call awakes!

Marlo Stanfield

Nobody who keeps their phone in a holster gets booty calls.

joepocky

I'm lost on my own
Blackberry, find me coffee
You know Where I am

bartendermark

Tangled in wires
It is Cradled, Awaiting.
On a dusty desk

michaelalanjones#CB

Hey, where is my Bold?
Buzzing on my hip - Hello!
It's my wife. See Ya!

bartendermark

Tangled in wires
It is Cradled, Awaiting.
On a dusty desk

tessafok

Where?...While I'm driving
My Curve, anxious to vibrate,
Sits between my legs!

Fun contest!

lesjwhite

Verily, I must
Confess; WHERE I ungird my
loins, behold a Pearl!

maaron

In my tight pocket
Wife's gone for weeks on business.
Vibrate!! My balls are lonely.

jdoc77

It's up on the hill
Where they just wrote a big bill...
"Hi, this is B.O.!"

Graz

Upon cherrywood
On a pad of sticky notes
On top of my desk

squintyboy

wheres my blackberry
right here in my hand typing
this out to win this

bigjay3000

in between my croch,
due to no phone policy,
looks like im touching myself :)

TSpieler

Lying on my desk
cause of examination
just to addicting

Steve G

Bounce bounce Flip Spin splash
Think that dive deserves a 9
Wow toilets dirty

smead_4

My Love Lay Beside
In Rubber Longing My Touch
Lovely Ball Great Chest

standupguy33

WHERE my berry sits
I wait for the blinking light
all day and all nite

Puno1

Its in my pocket
Im not happy to see you
Ran out of ExtenZe!

Joe Holt

Damn you, Blackberry,
Mocking me from store window,
When shall I buy you?

The Husband

location broadcast
infidelity shown wide
where can I now hide

scorpio1973

On my desk at work
Perched beautifully by my mouse
Bright red light flashing

JAHBlessed

By My Side Always
Like A Gun In It's Holster
WHERE it's quick to reach

Awaiting A Ring
Going off like a gun, So
Be quick or be dead

Noah0504

Sitting on my desk,
As to never leave my sight --
No unread message.

bartendermark

Searching Crackberry
in the palm of my big hands
While Im on the John.

sadico

on the tip of my Co....
Couch

FVJ

As always, within easy reach....Can't function without it.

eriet30

Where is mine where where where

dbK

my blackberry is
currently missing, so sad
how can i go on?

maybe an iphone?
HERESY! bought a new storm.
now i can smile.

JAHBlessed

By My Side Always
Like A Gun In It's Holster
WHERE it's quick to reach

Awaiting A Ring
Going off like a gun, So
Be quick or be dead

Ludel72

I take my Haikus very seriousssly, seriousssly.

Connected:
Where I am, unknown
Verizon’s Network I roam
Apples, dethroned

Fruit:
Where I am, unknown
Verizon’s Network I roam
What I’m not; Fruity Phone

Storms Air:
I am here or there
Unlocked, I may be anywhere
I am storms fresh air

App Me:
This button I push
Where I am I sure know not
With Maps, find the spot

Factory:
Soldering heat, neat
I am soon to be complete
Gifted to Main street

Applesauce:
In a gun, bullet
I fly, a precision storm
Apples exploding

slowjamit

Galloping at Night
When the moon is shining bright
Not making a sound

Prafeston

WHERE would you B Berry?
If it weren't for me, alone.
I'll always love you!

The Husband

Wife - her Curve in hand
Me - no Blackberry in my life
WHERE shall I find peace

c0rinne

Man, I haven't written a haiku since 3rd grade. (I still remember Ms. Volpe too.)

I'll try after work.

Jen Nelson

"You're where??". No response.
I'm GPS'ing your ass.
Look who's laughing now.

LittleCrash84

By My side
sits my best friend
waiting for the call

Bleacherqueen

I love my Storm, but
It's now dead in my pocket
Where is a socket?

bluesrule9

In sight, by my side
But WHERE you may ask me
I am one with it

Zorra

Lost is my Berry
Where could it be my desk, coat
Will someone text me

The Husband

a haiku to win?
how can I compete against
Haiku For U

alisaan

WHERE is my BB?
At the Crackberry HQ
Address it to me :)

hahaha

Where is my Curve you ask?

It sits on desk cold
Under pillow as I sleep
Special purse pocket

Seriously I could do this all day. I'll stop now :)

ENJOY!

~alisaan

scarletknights28

Where is my blackberry?
Is it here or is it there?
Oh it’s in my jacket!!

LaughingForest

You will have to pry
this awesome, badass device
from my cold, dead hands

Rob Lotterman

lost in a strip club
blackberry WHERE can you be
please come home to me

Rob Lotterman

lost in a strip club
blackberry WHERE can you be
please come home to me

nibs13

According to Where
It has unfortunately
Been stolen from me.

Jaredmmc99

Running from chain saws
Iphone clowns drooling away
Mom,I love my storm!

Neomoto

Storm versus iphone
Touch and click, iphone sucks d*ck
The Storm reigns supreme

Maven454

What’s that awful smell?
And where is my blackberry?
Did you crap on it?

--Maven

Neomoto

Storm versus iphone
Touch and click, iphone sucks d*ck
The Storm reigns supreme

rob_ashsu

Oh WHERE oh WHERE is
my blackberry storm oh WHERE
oh WHERE can it be

the touch screen so great
the click screen is bomob oh WHERE
can i have one please?

Jason Barker

WHEREs my curve never
knows, the loudest ring it must
thunder to be heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Work in a very, VERY loud work environment, and gotta hva eboth loud rings and vibrations at all times!! LOL!
JB

LookinBoyJim

"NO WHERE" to be found,
Student loans and text books,
Berryless college kid.

-LookinBoyJim

Kevin Poehner

Blackberry Haiku?
There aren't any apps for this,
please upgrade my pearl.

pstellato73

O WHERE O WHERE...BUZZ
could my Blackberry be...BUZZ
O WHERE O WHERE could it...BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

CarlAyers

My ComfortBerry
Is resting on my pillow.
WHERE else should she be?

Mr_Big_Dogg

Laying by my side.
She can't wait to surprise me.
Oh how I love her.

NIBS

Where oh WHERE
I need my storm to preform
it be at home:(

NIBS

Where oh WHERE
I need my storm to preform
it be at home:(

spedteach47

I sit and wonder
WHERE has my perfect Storm gone
Nestled at my side

Gavin25

Dropped in the toilet
While I was texting a friend
Now it's drying off

tonyallen

WHERE is my berry??
If I only had info...
That WHERE can give me

NIBS

Where oh WHERE
I need my storm to preform
it be at home:(

15057

Oh that felt so good
Someone please call me again
my BBs in my pocket

dougproctor

My Blackberry is tops
Where - in my pocket or bag
Winter or summer

khetti

Sold it on eBay
A man converted for life
Some guy named Steve Jobs

pstellato73

My Blackberry..WHERE?
WHERE you say, WHERE is she now?
She is in my pants

mfeliciano

shoved unwillingly
up Where the sun don't shine
she deserves a break

Davidgr

My Berry is home
Snug in its cradle downstairs
No cell service Darn

Martinisloth

We've been here for hours
Screen lights up again
I'm taking this one

Mr3Toe

LOVE THIS ONE!! I'VE BEEN THERE!! (just 30 min ago, in fact...)

sandydurst

Attached to my hand
like some bizarre appendage
is WHERE my Berry is

junkiee24

Watching the tele
petting my dog on the couch
while he chews bones

All of a sudden
my phone rings.oh where is it?
Oh crap. Dog ate it.

aspeo

Sitting there calling
from the desk where my berry
begs for my attention

charlibear

On the floor in car
Flew out of purse with sharp turn
Where is my Coffee?

bradley12

My Blackberry is
WHERE I make my best beer-fueled
Not-so-smart phone calls

Tanisha G.

"Its still in the store
for u see my tax return
has yet to reach me"

no seriously...WHERE is my damn check!!

phenyx923

Shasta McBerry…
Where are you now and always?
In my hand, of course!

gregerator

Always by my side
Watch for red light to blink
Peek-a-who is there?

808Storming

WHERE, will you find me
and my Blackberry smartphone
here in paradise?

Maven454

Hidden quietly
My Blackberry can vibrate
Making me happy

thegooz

WHERE will take me to
the places I need to go
on my awesome bold

Love_Berry

My phone is laying
On the red couch next to me
LED light is flashing

15057

Oh that felt so good
Someone please call me again
my BBs in my pocket

socal5vee#CB

Just Haiku and win
A Blackberry fit for a King
Mine is under WHERE

gregerator

Where are you right now?
I will always be a"Where"
With Where and BB

kenau_reveas

Resting on computer desk
On top of the iPhone's Front body
WHERE it loves the most

captain_dl#AC

Where is my new storm?
Ever syncing my email.
Always on my belt.

Don!

Sitting on my desk

Surfing CrackBerry.com

A slow day at work.

bradley12

My Pearl is tucked in
The back pocket that likes to
Dial that girl I dumped

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