Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

My poor Berry waits
For my haiku to set it
Free! From RIM’s WHEREhouse!

WHERE is my BB?
Like An Urban Cowboy; Click
Ready At The Hip…

I hear my Storms ring
But cannot locate its form
WHERE are you my love

I searched in the couch
I searched all through the whole house
WHERE are you my love

Finally I remember
I had you in the kitchen
Frozen I found you

WHERE is the big Black
Berry, so juicy ya know?
No seeds, just a Pearl.

Glowing in my hand
A tightly gripped Blackberry
My true addiction

WHERE is my BB?
WHERE could it be?
WHERE has it.

Where is my Storm now?
It's on my belt, the Last sat
On, but wasn't felt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDBSwDPkC0c

Underneath my legs
Vibrating on my ball sack
Stimulating me

God i love this device! What a multi-tasker.

Storm is in my hand
wife says it may soon end up
where the sun don't shine

I WANT WHERE!!!

My Bold is missing
The iPhone fanboys rejoice
WHERE will help me out

Oh Blackberry Oh Blackberry, Where are you?
Nobody loves me the way you do
I am sitting here waiting for you

Ring Ring for me
You are the only one and only
That remembers every thing i say with your micro SD

Oh Blackberry Oh Blackberry, Where are you?
Nobody loves me the way you do
I am sitting here waiting for you

Vibrate Vibrate for me
You are the only one and only
When you blink at me you always have something to tell me

Oh Blackberry Oh Blackberry, Where are you?
Nobody loves me the way you do
I am sitting here waiting for you

Vibrating alert
Scramble quickly for my Storm
Where the hell is it.

If John Ashton (Beverly Hills Cop) is in town I'll ask him to do a dramatic reading for youtube.

On my workplace desk,
Productivity is down,
While I PIN my friends.

I was going to get one of my celebrity friends to read it, but then I forgot, I'm a nobody, with no celebrity friends.

At work WHERE I can't
Use. Shoot, meeting, I'll be back...
When will this day end?

Here in my office
Tethered to my laptop
WHERE else would it be?

Where, BlackBerry, Where
waits on side of person is
Not on crackBerry

Sitting on my desk
Staring back at me, true love
Me and Pearl always

Economy sucks,
Not giving up my berry,
I guess i won't eat.

saw it recently
just heard a loud cracking sound
in my back pocket

Sitting on my desk
Staring back at me, true love
Me and Pearl always

Location Unknown
My life is falling apart
WHERE oh WHERE oh WHERE

my first post was under "Jackie fab" but now im signed in

Haiku #1
on my desk it sits
i can look, but cant touch, where
is my heart? my desk!

Haiku #2
sitting, staring, where?
in my heart, on my mind, where?
on my desk it sits

btw. I'm working on that celeb!

Excited pizza,
hands grab at u while you fall
I reach for cover.

Sitting on the bowl
WHERE it falls out of my hand
My Pearl joins my turd.

where oh where are you
my berry has gone awry
by way of the tide

waiting in silence
holstered in black leather pouch
is where contact waits

WHERE on Blackberry
together in harmony
no thank you Steve Jobs!

GPS turned on
Never lost, but never found
Damn these too thick walls

Where is my berry
no need for Where gps
it is right here see

Where is my berry
I Lost it please Help Me
I need my Berry

Title: Alone at Work

Sitting on my Desk
Silent; Crying from Neglect
H-R bans its use.

-R0b

Storm's always with me
On my hip or on the desk
Bluetooth cares not WHERE

Covered in goo. I
dropped it in poo. Now where's a
new 'berry for me?

--Maven

On The Desk Beaten
Thru Inches Of Snow It Rose
Its Alive,ALIVE!!!!

back story:

my blackberry survived 8 hrs in subzero windchills and a two foot pile of snow... i found it, nurtured it and its still ticking :) i love my Curve :)

.... carry on

Charging on my desk
Waiting to load new app WHERE
my blackberry rocks

WHERE is my faithful?
I scan her heaving bosom
It sits in her curves.

Storm pocket empty
Oh WHERE did I leave it now
At home, warm and charged

Where launched, a great app
my berry is now complete
by my side it stays

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Sure Press Me, Touch Me
You know I'm all business
Though I Bee Farting

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It's where it's most safe
saying sure press me, touch me
pop, click, I can fart

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Here is where it sits
its always near, always charged
Beauty in Motion

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Where is my update
Verizon please deliver
By my side phone waits

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vibrate, ring combine
always wake me from my sleep
where is blackberry

Where it nestles on my hip
Waiting for the lovely beep
i cant wait and take a peek

Where are you Berry
So alone, locked in the car
Can't think without you

Where oh where is it
In my holster it resides
I love blackberry

Standard Haiku format is 3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables.

It's amazing how many people A: don;t remember how to write Haiku.

B: Don't know how to follow Written Directions.

It sits on my belt
WHERE helped me find lunch today
I hope she calls me

Oh, no, where are you?
In couch? In car? Under bed?
BlackBerry, don't hide!

(May I say that some of the entries are really great and actually made me laugh out loud and then cry that my chances are so slim. And others are so unclear on the concept, or the concept of following instructions, that they made me laugh out loud too!)

Wrapped in silicone
Nestled with me at my desk
Waiting for App World

-San Dimas High Football Rules!!!!

'W'hen i 'H'it the b'E'd,
my bold is on my pillow,
'R'ight next to my h'E'ad.

Sitting on my desk
Staring at my Blackberry
PRAYING it will ring

Right here by my side
Is where my Storm always is
Never shall she leave

WHERE is Blackberry?
Effortlessly stole my heart!
iPhone RIM

WHERE is Blackberry?
Effortlessly stole my heart!
iPhone RIM

WHERE is Blackberry?
Effortlessly stole my heart!
iPhone RIM

Attached to my hip
WHERE it reminds me of an
old girlfriend long gone

Oh where, oh where, is
my blackbery storm located?
Where found it for me!

where is my berry now?
he is waiting on WHERE's nice office
waiting me to own him

My storm is right here
Always stays in my right hand
Can not put it down

where curve? at my side
working at employer's desk
rings and wakes me up

How about a hint?
Spare change, car keys, pocket lint
Reach in, I consent

I have had my Storm
Surgically attached to
my left hand for use.

Makes typing in the prayer position difficult but I never misplace it :)

In my butt pocket.
Vibration!! But WHERE's the call?
...I guess, I farted.

My brave companion
Patiently in my pocket
Awaiting email

the fruit sits quiet
until email makes it sing
then quiet it sits

next to my .45 and my chapstick

BlackBerry is here
Always at fingertips reach...
Damn, WHERE is it now?

Where is My Blackberry? By: Redball99

I misunderstood,
This site is called crackberry,
I just snorted it,

In the universe
Where my berry awaits me
Storm I am seeking

Charging on the wall
My storm is ready for the
Abuse coming soon

Awaiting Battle
Where? By the Door
Notifying me of War

the fruit sits quiet
until email makes it sing
it stays on my desk

In my crotch pocket
Where I get a more round look
They stare when it rings!!

I'm gonna try and get Jim Rome to read this on his radio show in stead of a video because he loves Blackberry.

My Blackberry is gone
I feel like I have lost my child
Give me back my son

Where Cherry blossoms...
Bloom, The Tidal Basin Soon,
My Storm will Appear.

In my pocket now,
Collecting more lint and dust,
And scratching the screen.

My berry does lie
In Gary Coleman's small hands
He looks like a child.

Blacker the Berry
Sweeter, it is, to Love Thee
My BlackBerry Storm

How can you ask me
Where can my blackberry be?
when it's part of me!

crackberry contest
where dreams of winning a prize
are left in comments

On my belt she sits
WHERE she wants to be fondled
By my finger tips

Crouched next to my heart
In my top left shirt pocket
Where it waits to speak

In many pieces
(It was thrown against the wall).
Last call brought bad news.

at verizon store
my storm awaits my visit
where soon I can buy

When I had to poop,
WHERE helped me find a bathroom.
Where is the "wipe" app?

Where is my phone at?
Oh its over there, I see
Ah, a blackberry.

On the dog collar
So he can find where the best
Treats are located

In my crotch pocket
WHERE I get an all round look
They stare when it rings!!

Taped under your chair
Fart app is armed and ready
Take that, iPhone jerk!

My Blackberry is
always right at my able
willing fingertips

if I had you storm
you'd be always by my side
where addiction lies

On a bright Spring day
WHERE might thou BlackBerry be
Look on WHERE and you will see

Installed and it works ok only problem is i cant set it to use my GPS location. Any help.

Where else but in hand
love, talking texting, surfing
could not live without

-Schonltd

Under my armpit.
This fresh new application
shaves my pits for me.

Where is my 'berry?
Is it on the couch with you?
Is it at the zoo?

Is it in the 'loo?
No! I have checked there too!
Who knew? Call the crew!

I am feeling blue.
Give it up you big fat cow!
I need it right now!

I lost it, I fear.
What? You have not seen it here?
Oy, I need a beer.

If only I had
A GPS tracker like
WHERE, I would know

The best place to go!
Uh, sorry for the big show.
I thought you should know.

My 'berry is found.
It has been right here on me
This whole time, I see

Will you forgive me?
I sleep on the couch. I see.
I am so sorry!

You are not a cow!
I will make it up somehow!
A gift I will buy.

At least let me try.
I know what I will get her!
Her own blackberry!

I will get this done.
I can try to win her one!
It is worth a shot...

haiku number 5
about where my crackberry lies
this is addiction

from the mouths of babes
wet, warm, and electric shock
WHERE its at? look grass...

damn dog...

Blackberry on my desk
L-E-D flashing brightly
Red, green, blue, and purple.

Closest Starbucks now!
Bugs crawling under my skin
Thank you Where, I'm in

What a way to waste a day. I am truely addicted.

no work getting done
where crackberry haikus abound
no work getting done

no work getting done
where crackberry haikus abound
storm lost in the sound

My Storm's by my side
DAMN YOU swirling minute hand!
it just crashed again... :(

Where oh where are we,
says my Storm from its holster...
Confucius knows where

WHERE is my Blackberry
Somewhere in my daydreams waiting
For me to call it

Where is it, my phone
The sink next to the toilet
As I do my thing.

Where is it, my phone
In my pocket, vibrating
Exhilarating!

This looks awesome.

Where is my crackberry?
On my desk ready to impress
Unlike Apple's mess

Where oh where could my
Little Storm be? Where oh where could
It be? Desk a mess!

Four Brownie points please

Sitting on my desk
Leaning on my Rolodex
Looking right at me

Stolen. My Blackberry,
was. I still check my pockets.
I wince, its not there.

Sound and light is here
Email, in my hands to read
Work is here again

A life never had
For you are always with me
Job, I do hate you.

Hey WHERE did friends go?
Ah, BlackBerry rebooted
Freaking leaked OS

My Blackberry is
Where it can almost be had
When is my upgrade?

Where could it have gone?
I think I dropped it in poo
Probably smells bad

--Maven

I could not find it
Thankfully, the WHERE software
Tracked it in my butt

To own a smartphone
Live life with a Blackberry
Is key to succeed

My phone is right here
And Crackberry is real cool
And WHERE is also

i can't find my storm
'til my butt starts vibrating
i like that - call again!

Sleeping in holster
Awakened by inbound call
Ignore! Back to sleep.

I dare to ask where
is the lair my Storm calls home
for sure it is near

My Storm shows no fear
where others must tread softly
works hard and plays nice

-SchonLtd

While late night grows on
my storm keeps the dark at bay
bring on the day light

-SchonLtd

Did you check the couch?
I still cannot hear it ring.
Must be on vibrate.

i love my curve so please dont
mess with blackberry
iphone really sucks!

It's both here and there
And I can reach every where
It stays in my hand

*****
Did I mention I know Gary Coleman?
...wonder if he's in a good mood this week... probably not.;)

WHERE is my smartphone?
SomeWHERE out in Del-a-Where!
WHERE? The town is Bear.

My Blackberry is
Unaffordable right now
Won't somebody help?

WHERE is my smartphone?
SomeWHERE out in Dela-Where!
WHERE? The town is Bear.

My eighty-three ten,
It sits where my wife can't touch,
She can get her own.

WHERE, is the question
everywhere is the sacred answer
Blackberry is forever

That BB's not mine!!!
It's where the sun doesn't shine
I hope he used lube!

****
I can provide radiographical evidence if you like...

where oh where is it?
i cant find it anywhere.
darn, forgot it's lost.

:(

jackberry is its name
sitting in its sleeve waiting for me
feeling oh so sad

jackberry is its name
sitting in its sleeve waiting for me
feeling oh so sad

Under my pillow
Snuggling with my Crackberry head
Vibrates when needed

Warmed in my crotch fold
Steam soaked Blackberry screen sits
On push email switch!

my storm phone device
is deep in my heart burning
like curry diarreah

my storm phone device
is deep in my heart burning
like curry diarreah

Forgetful I'm not
But this is how to get caught
It's by HER bed... WHOOPS!

Sleeping so peacful
Magnetic holster holds, 'til
Booty-call awakes!

I'm lost on my own
Blackberry, find me coffee
You know Where I am

Tangled in wires
It is Cradled, Awaiting.
On a dusty desk

Hey, where is my Bold?
Buzzing on my hip - Hello!
It's my wife. See Ya!

Tangled in wires
It is Cradled, Awaiting.
On a dusty desk

Where?...While I'm driving
My Curve, anxious to vibrate,
Sits between my legs!

Fun contest!

Verily, I must
Confess; WHERE I ungird my
loins, behold a Pearl!

In my tight pocket
Wife's gone for weeks on business.
Vibrate!! My balls are lonely.

It's up on the hill
Where they just wrote a big bill...
"Hi, this is B.O.!"

Upon cherrywood
On a pad of sticky notes
On top of my desk

wheres my blackberry
right here in my hand typing
this out to win this

in between my croch,
due to no phone policy,
looks like im touching myself :)

Lying on my desk
cause of examination
just to addicting

My Love Lay Beside
In Rubber Longing My Touch
Lovely Ball Great Chest

WHERE my berry sits
I wait for the blinking light
all day and all nite

On my desk at work
Perched beautifully by my mouse
Bright red light flashing

By My Side Always
Like A Gun In It's Holster
WHERE it's quick to reach

Awaiting A Ring
Going off like a gun, So
Be quick or be dead

Sitting on my desk,
As to never leave my sight --
No unread message.

Searching Crackberry
in the palm of my big hands
While Im on the John.

Where is mine where where where

my blackberry is
currently missing, so sad
how can i go on?

maybe an iphone?
HERESY! bought a new storm.
now i can smile.

By My Side Always
Like A Gun In It's Holster
WHERE it's quick to reach

Awaiting A Ring
Going off like a gun, So
Be quick or be dead

I take my Haikus very seriousssly, seriousssly.

Connected:
Where I am, unknown
Verizon’s Network I roam
Apples, dethroned

Fruit:
Where I am, unknown
Verizon’s Network I roam
What I’m not; Fruity Phone

Storms Air:
I am here or there
Unlocked, I may be anywhere
I am storms fresh air

App Me:
This button I push
Where I am I sure know not
With Maps, find the spot

Factory:
Soldering heat, neat
I am soon to be complete
Gifted to Main street

Applesauce:
In a gun, bullet
I fly, a precision storm
Apples exploding

Galloping at Night
When the moon is shining bright
Not making a sound

WHERE would you B Berry?
If it weren't for me, alone.
I'll always love you!

Man, I haven't written a haiku since 3rd grade. (I still remember Ms. Volpe too.)

I'll try after work.

By My side
sits my best friend
waiting for the call

I love my Storm, but
It's now dead in my pocket
Where is a socket?

In sight, by my side
But WHERE you may ask me
I am one with it

WHERE is my BB?
At the Crackberry HQ
Address it to me :)

hahaha

Where is my Curve you ask?

It sits on desk cold
Under pillow as I sleep
Special purse pocket

Seriously I could do this all day. I'll stop now :)

ENJOY!

~alisaan

Where is my blackberry?
Is it here or is it there?
Oh it’s in my jacket!!

You will have to pry
this awesome, badass device
from my cold, dead hands

According to Where
It has unfortunately
Been stolen from me.

Running from chain saws
Iphone clowns drooling away
Mom,I love my storm!

Storm versus iphone
Touch and click, iphone sucks d*ck
The Storm reigns supreme

What’s that awful smell?
And where is my blackberry?
Did you crap on it?

--Maven

Storm versus iphone
Touch and click, iphone sucks d*ck
The Storm reigns supreme

Oh WHERE oh WHERE is
my blackberry storm oh WHERE
oh WHERE can it be

the touch screen so great
the click screen is bomob oh WHERE
can i have one please?

"NO WHERE" to be found,
Student loans and text books,
Berryless college kid.

-LookinBoyJim

O WHERE O WHERE...BUZZ
could my Blackberry be...BUZZ
O WHERE O WHERE could it...BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

My ComfortBerry
Is resting on my pillow.
WHERE else should she be?

Laying by my side.
She can't wait to surprise me.
Oh how I love her.

I sit and wonder
WHERE has my perfect Storm gone
Nestled at my side

WHERE is my berry??
If I only had info...
That WHERE can give me

Oh that felt so good
Someone please call me again
my BBs in my pocket

My Blackberry is tops
Where - in my pocket or bag
Winter or summer

My Blackberry..WHERE?
WHERE you say, WHERE is she now?
She is in my pants

shoved unwillingly
up Where the sun don't shine
she deserves a break

My Berry is home
Snug in its cradle downstairs
No cell service Darn

We've been here for hours
Screen lights up again
I'm taking this one

Attached to my hand
like some bizarre appendage
is WHERE my Berry is

Watching the tele
petting my dog on the couch
while he chews bones

All of a sudden
my phone rings.oh where is it?
Oh crap. Dog ate it.

Sitting there calling
from the desk where my berry
begs for my attention

On the floor in car
Flew out of purse with sharp turn
Where is my Coffee?

My Blackberry is
WHERE I make my best beer-fueled
Not-so-smart phone calls

Shasta McBerry…
Where are you now and always?
In my hand, of course!

Always by my side
Watch for red light to blink
Peek-a-who is there?

WHERE, will you find me
and my Blackberry smartphone
here in paradise?

Hidden quietly
My Blackberry can vibrate
Making me happy

WHERE will take me to
the places I need to go
on my awesome bold

My phone is laying
On the red couch next to me
LED light is flashing

Oh that felt so good
Someone please call me again
my BBs in my pocket

Just Haiku and win
A Blackberry fit for a King
Mine is under WHERE

Where are you right now?
I will always be a"Where"
With Where and BB

Resting on computer desk
On top of the iPhone's Front body
WHERE it loves the most

Where is my new storm?
Ever syncing my email.
Always on my belt.

My Pearl is tucked in
The back pocket that likes to
Dial that girl I dumped