Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

By Kevin Michaluk on 5 Mar 2009 09:32 am
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Leave your BlackBerry Haiku Contest entry in the comments to this post. Good luck!

BlackBerry Haiku Contest!

Look at that! CrackBerry contest week is barely over and we're bringing you another chance to win a BlackBerry smartphone! And this time it's not luck that will win your BlackBerry of choice, it's your creativity and talent. Full details from our friends at Where after the break ...

BlackBerry Haiku Contest

In honor of the WHERE mobile application launching on the BlackBerry Storm smartphone, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free BlackBerry smartphone to one of its readers.

I know what you are thinking: free BlackBerry smartphone! Where do I sign up? The contest rules are easy. In haiku form, answer the question: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone right now? Leave it in the comments section of this post either in text or link to a YouTube video.

Top 10 haikus will be chosen by the WHERE team on March 10th. Then it's up to you, CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner. The winner will be notified via email on March 16th and will have a choice of a BlackBerry smartphone or Gift Card towards the BlackBerry store, value up to $400.

Example Haikus: WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone Right Now? Here are a couple of examples to get you started:

Nestled in a warm
Place, my BlackBerry smartphone
Waits for a loud ring

In my pocketbook
Probably at the bottom
Under my lipstick

How to Score Additional Points:
1. Standard Haiku format is 3 lines of 5,7,5 syllables. Please adhere to this format, or your entry may be disqualified. Prime Numbers Rule!
2. Get an A or B list celebrity to read your Haiku on video and automatically Win! Note, Gary Coleman does not count as an A or B list celebrity but will be admitted under the condition that he reads your haiku AND says, "Whatcha talking about Willis"
3. Mention WHERE in your Haiku and automatically get a brownie point
4. How are we determining the top 10? The ones that make us laugh the hardest. Simple enough, right?

About Where: A little more about the WHERE mobile application. WHERE is a location-based application that uses GPS to help you find people, places and things. Whether it's tracking down the cheapest gas, getting reviews to a new restaurant, satisfying your craving for a latte, or helping you find your friends in a crowded city, WHERE delivers the best in local information from Eventful, Yelp, GasBuddy, Zipcar, Starbucks, Buddy Beacon and more. WHERE also lets you see your places on a map, get directions and share locations with friends. WHERE can be downloaded from Built for BlackBerry.com and Where.com. For more info on Where for the Storm, you can watch this video.

BlackBerry®, RIM®, Research In Motion®, SureType® and related trademarks, names and logos are the property of Research In Motion Limited and are registered and/or used in the U.S. and countries around the world. Used under license from Research In Motion Limited.

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Maven454

Faithfully by my
side. The blinking BlackBerry
grabs my attention.

--Maven

evilkokonut

my phone is safe now
next to my bed on its throne
it's never alone

cathnrob

On my hip it sits
Holstered like a six-shooter
Ready, Set and Click.

molina.00

sitting nice and snug
next to an old piece of gum
in my pocket son.

dgalanter

In my hand it sits
Showing me places and mail
I love my CrackBerry

mrd_vance

Out just like the wind,
My Blackberry is now gone,
At night I still cry,
Storm will you come home,
I miss touching your body,
Now I am just alone

vykacet

my storm is with me
when i enter bathroom stalls.
plop, plop, type and send.

tonks84

If that doesn't win SOMETHING, then this contest is rigged for sure. Gave me a good ol' LOL moment. BRAVO!

grtstrm

read some others, still laughing aboutthis one!

jgreen2007

Still laughing, I bow to your brillance!

GinaR1173

Wow!!!! This was funny!!! Thanks for giving me my first laugh of the day!!!! LOL

Kingsley

to the guy who
types in bathroom stalls
wash your hands
for God's sake and
your Blackberry Storm

berryaddict1022

this is good but its just like "haha your taking a big dump while on your phone". who hasnt done that before. i always just play brick breaker to pass the time.

mrd_vance

Out just like the wind,
My Blackberry is now gone,
At night I still cry,
Storm will you come home,
I miss touching your body,
Now I am alone

*Disregard the first one, I added too many words thanks*

yenkomuscle

Gotta Love this site
WHERE Kevin and Craig are Kings
Crackberry.com

crackberrycurve

Oh my Crackberry
Let's see how you changed my life
First, you are a phone
Now I am not late
I read my email
You are in my heart

Crackberrycurve

JupiterJazz

Under my thumb
clicking away
to find out
WHERE to go for lunch

J BIZ

Silent on the desk
Covered in my fingerprints
Brewing like a storm

zegolf

WHERE is my Berry?
It is outside in the cold
While I sit at work
I cannot use it
WHERE my desk is located
Now I feel naked

robrowald

sleeping in a spot
a pocket close to my heart
awaiting your call

jeffreynye

Where's my BlackBerry?
Unfortunately it is
only in my dreams.

Were I to win this
contest, then my BlackBerry
would be in my hand.

Kabir

WHERE do you think boy?
My bold isn't just a mere toy.
It lies on my desk waiting to bring me joy (email,sms,mms)

Thanks Crackberry and Haiku!

johnolore

The berry is black,
Awaiting input from me,
Languishing in box.

franke2008

WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone Right Now?

On my hip next to my whip!

Martinisloth

Ready on my desk
Smudges kiss the darkened screen
light blinks red again

Schipfty

My Thumbs begin to blur
where my blackberry sits in hands
My Thoughts now twittered

muydess

Charging on my desk
Is where my Blackberry Storm sits
Waits for me to play

PossumPete

Where is my cool Storm?
It's in my black Body Glove.
It's warmer in there.
I'm sitting in class
and I'm bored to death in here.
I sneak a peek at
it's colorful screen right now
and see a contest
on Crackberry blogs.
If I create a Haiku
I might win something.
So here I go as
I try to keep the cadence -
it's 5, 7, 5.

will fried

Blackberry on desk
or is it in my pocket
Damn, its lost again

babegirlbanks

Sitting in its case.
Waiting for the blinking light
Driving me insane

J-Nic

Curve 2 in my bra
Can't remember WHERE, I call
and my boobies shake

oxymoronctr

You are awesome!! I'll be shocked if this one doesn't win!

tonks84

I too have a happy resting spot for my Bold against my m-m-m-milky w-w-w-white bosom. lol I love your haiku!

Joe Pecorino

With me as I poop
it rests on toilet paper
in between page loads

NFLBlitze1

Where Is My Blackberry
Perhaps You, Crackberry Will Deliver
Blackberry, I Do Not Know

pyroja

Through Earth and the Stars
Flying through the Universe
Nope, in my Pocket.

jcbeck17

Face-side down at desk
So boss cannot see the screen
Depicting Hold'Em

randydufour

The couch is WHERE I
lie, ready to buzz and chirp.
I hope I don't DIE!

gqathu

Asleep on my desk
That is WHERE my Blackberry
Rests. I wish I could...

Eric Hunt

Why do I use WHERE?
To help find my way around,
All around Texas.
Oh look, there it is
In my Army uniform
Right where I left it.

jopec

With me as I poop
it rests on toilet paper
in between page loads

this guy rocks!

I love this one!!! Why?? Because I wrote it!

yhwhsozo

My Storm is single
Awaits to mingle
Hoping for a win
Before commits sin
My Storm not complete
Haiku holds its fate.

curve1967

Popping the Corn. For
WHERE would I be without work?
Why, BlackBerryless!

bren704

Can't find my Berry
Want to download the WHERE app
oops, talking on it!

Chris012

where Black monolith
just out of reach yet tasted
now my Crack opens wide

DriftDevil

Where is my smartphone?
In the hand ready to use,
Oh where is the storm?

jromanoff

Where storm sits ready
Waiting, warm, lifeline, tether
Pocket lint be damned

edcoqui

let win this......i never win anything

Bucket_O_Fun

It was on my hip
Just a short minute ago
WHERE is it right now?
Oh no! I see it.
It fell into the toilet
I need a new one.

troydawg1973

Blackberry on belt
Right next to my firearm
Don't answer wrong one!!!

edcoqui

in front of me at all time...or in my pocket......

a.kline@worldnet.att.net

Mounted snugly on
my hip, in my leather pouch
WHERE my touch wakes it

titot4u

I was sitting on the toilet bowl at my job while viewing this post on my 1 month old "Storm", when suddenly I got so excited and I dropped my "Storm" in the bowl. I now believe my phone is "POOPED" and the phone is now wrapped in a towel as I type this post. Wish me luck guys, because I think my phone is "crapped-up" now.

:(

bloodbath

After using WHERE
Found my Curve dishing out pain
Pathetic iPhone

Kathberry

Mine is in my bag
While in class it makes a noise
Fucking Fantastic

DenDMan

Out all lonely
at home sitting at
my desk. Wondering WHERE O
WHERE,can my
owner be O WHERE
O WHERE!!can he be!!

jborfeo

Where is it at now
viberating in my pocket
feels oh, oh so good

firefighter399

In my pocket
Collecting dust,
My Curve rests
While I run.
I'd like a new one,
To use and care for.
Please Crackberry
Give me a spare.

globydude

Running down the street
A broom clenched in my fingers
I chase a seagull
In his mouth I saw
My beautiful blackberry
With its new owner
Screaming, I see it
Flying away forever
I need a new one

Machine gunport

I wait for a call
WHERE is my girlfriend hiding
on her blackberry

Deja711

Pearl Flip in my hand
all night and in school, uh oh
my teacher just took---

jwp902

"I'm on the Toilet!"
I lye, when asked where.
Playing Brickbreaker. :)

renzi555

In my pants pocket,
My berry zaps my berries.
Silent birth control.

ixl333

WHERE is my Berry?
In my holster, safe and sound
Wait -- it's ringing now

tburbodberry

Comfy as can be,
Tim B’s storm is at a calm.
WHERE should we go now?
Music playing loud
and messages streaming in,
“I’ve had a hard day
and I need a rest”
The smartphone thinks to itself.
Its screen fades to black,
all warm in its case.
As the battery charges,
sitting in a chair.

mikegcox

So my BlackBerry
Sits beside me now alone
No one is calling
I have nothing left
All my apps are intalled now
oh wait, there's still WHERE

tab13

Crumbs, change, keys stirred up
Storm brewing in pocket space
Wondrous vibrations

Kevin L

WHERE is my smart phone?
It is not in my holster.
Crap. "Hello, help desk?"

gokusan37

Waiting patiently
It’s hopefully in the mail
Come to me heaven

Perchum

Best not to ask WHERE
Its dark, very dark down there
Lonely but at peace.

You see it just died
And oh how I tried and tried
But alas...goodbye.

macizcool

Please let me try this out.

Laura00241

In the store is WHERE it stays
I look through the windowpane
longing to make it mine
oh BlackBerry
I cannot live without you

Chip63

Cradled in my case
I can hear the Storm coming
Where will you hide now!

theNolan

Despair! Agony!
I painfully wait for my
Bold from UPS.

Will it ever come?
Will I ever touch its keys?
I fear it may not.

tom_d

blackberry, who knows
if I had one already
I'd skip the haiku

J BIZ

In my loose blue jeans
buzzing in sheer excitement
WHERE I like it most

Stormbot

The Storm approaches
with Berry's right beneath.

I do not hide, only await
with hands wide open,
and a berry to receive.

Laura00241

In the store is WHERE it stays
I long to make it mine
BlackBerry; how do i live without you

mrbirdtales

In my hand it sits
My Blackberry I mean, wink
WHERE to go today
My Blackberry smiles
Knowing how much I need it
Addiction most high

keith2k1

Getting a tan at
the beach under the blue sun
enjoying 3G
rays of speed and downloading
CRACKBERRY content
WHERE the sands of poppular
OS four dot six
dot zero dot two three four
guide me on my way

mrbirdtales

In my hand it sits
My Blackberry I mean, wink
WHERE to go today

My Blackberry smiles
Knowing how much I need it
Addiction most high

TJ Tunnington

I have no smartphone
An idea of my future
only to dare to dream

dervari

With me in the cold
As I shoot flying targets
It sleeps on my belt

Mike Jesenovec

My Storm, lying, waits.
To tell me WHERE I go next
with GPS tech.
The touchscreen is my canvas,
shapes and molds my day.

callTyrone

Stop with the free stuff.
I will be fired too soon,
WHERE is the App World?

VoicesInMyHead

Volume set to Loud
Profiler fails in holster
Boss hears your mom call

Soutenstyle

My phone is not here,
It's at my ex boyfriend's home.
Oh my god I'm screwed.

hardee

Hidden on my desk
Management says no cell phones
I sneak like ninja.

HybridDrive

reception so weak
here in my basement office
must use USB

chained like my schnauzer
can't roam to higher spaces
WHERE the big dogs play

MontFuji

Larceny prevailed
Oh, how I miss thee so much
Not insured, so sad!

J BIZ

WHEREver it is
I hope I remembered to
Erase my last page

Stormbot

Where oh Where
has my blackberry gone.

Fallen from a tree,
I reach down and choose.

barias

Attached to my side,
Never out of my arms reach,
Pouched with a black skin.

sgitlin25

Sleeping on my work desk...

Karlkarlson

Charging on the dash
WHERE it distracts from the road
Shall I text and drive?

bluetime

wonderful abide
by my hip you do reside
connecting our minds

GILPAULSEN

patiently waiting
update no where to be found
one day it will come

sunder

Where is my Blackberry?
In his case
On standby,
My only comfort.
As I watch the dow,
And begin to cry.

glory hole

In my butt..
vibratng...
Like a gerbil cornered by Richard Gere

DawnGP143

It rests in my purse
All alone in the darkness
Right next to my gun

Big_VT_Rob

Nobody Loves Me
Blackberry In Its Holster
Bored, Quiet. Damn It

Thursday's Child

Tethered Blackberry
standing in quiet vigil
beside my Macbook

paulanthonyc

Inside of the case
Hanging on my belt right now
Always in my heart

eman.neercs

Your Berry is WHERE?
Vibrating in my pocket
Wait... It's on my desk?

AmIJeremy

Sitting in a box,
On a cold cell phone store shelf
I really need one.

James Hughes

Walking in the rain,
going to the phone museum,
to see it's freind palm.

DawnGP143

Berry in my purse
All alone in the darkness
Along with my gun

corronchos

My Trusty Storm,
An Email Arrives,
My Desk Becomes A Sound & Light Show

djack419

In my palm, dodging
The jealous eye of my girl
Click..click..click whats that?
Crackberry again?
A cracking sound fills my ears
..Hello CS rep

jfalcetti

Shrouded in a case
firmly attached to my belt
waiting to be freed

James Hughes

walking in the rain,
going to the phone museum,
to see it's freind palm.

iced202

Its in my right shoe
Warm and moist I'm sure it is
hope it still works later

mrsFAB

In my hand right now.
Tricked out, blinged out, you see.
Theme is Tiffany.

ushneb

I need a fix, quick.
WHEREfore art thou Blackberry?
Crackberry is WHERE.

-Hsuperman

cougarpks

Some place warm and swell
It is tucked away in the bra
Of your cute sister

I can hear the ding
I hang with sex-a-holics
WHERE is my Blackberry?

doublejinak

My Storm remains safe
In its holster on my hip
WHERE it always is

Ronin916

Sitting in it’s case
Where it’s protected from harm
Next to my coffee
My Storm it does ring
My girlfriend asks where I am
Everywhere with RIM

Squeegee

Getting coos of joy
Another iPhone convert
Hey! WHERE is my Storm?

A weak attempt, but I'm no poet...

liestarter

Where's Atlanta Tech
Ain't no signal, thus quite lame
Lonely berry hangs

gman664

WHERE in my pocket
waiting for the magic ring
just like my girlfriend

gnuhouse

In my pocket now
Vibrating violently
Incoming or mail?

trickykid27

Mine is downloading
An awsome new app called where
I cant wait to try

Brockmant

Sitting on a Desk
Stairing at the Sky OH MY
Buzz wake up go answer.

kmeiner

Feeding me sports scores
my wife is talking to me
I just nod and smile

honda4hiro

she strips before me,
oh my god she's got a dick,
WHERE is my storm

bcjoves

apple of my eye...
what cha talkin bout Willis?
My Blackberry Storm...

Can't live without you...
WHERE to go? Does not matter...
I have all I need!

I adore your lines
only thing sexier is
the wife holding hers...

James Hughes

Walking in the rain,
going to the phone museum,
to see it's freind palm.

shark boy

Gona take her out
WHERE tells me good place to eat
Blackberry saves date

HEY LOOK, I’M STANDING ON TOP OF CHINA!!

snowquest

Fused to sweaty hand
Constantly proding my life
Happily one handed

ColMustard#CB

longing one button
quietly, store shelf it sits
dreaming, hoping, win?

701pm

This is really gay
I have no blackberry
Send me one today

syang87

"OH WHERE OH WHERE, CAN MY BERRY BE
THOUGHT I TUCKED HER, IN MY PANTS YOU SEE
LEFT POCKET RIGHT POCKET SHE'S NO WHERE IN SIGHT
OH I'M UPDATING HER ON MY COMPUTER THAT'S RIGHT
NOW THAT SHE'S UPDATED WITH WHERE SHE'S READY
TO SHOW ME WHERE TO GO IN MY BLACK LAMBORGHINI"

moB

With Storm in one hand,
where asia meets dark blue water
looking for grains of rice

I like this one because I wrote it. Lets all vote for this one because it means so much - water and rice.

greenwichhh

Resting on my bed
It's hogging up the pillow
Crackberry needs sleep

Duality169

On my desk she lies.
She stirs as a call arrives.
We are going. WHERE?

Jerommy

Where my Blackberry is
Is a matter of the heart
In my shirt pocket

pontiff

Don't know WHERE to start
Ringing, Texting and Talking
WHERE! the begining.

tmclean3

Sitting on my desk
chirping for my attention
I can't get enough.
Wish I could have two
but WHERE to find another
to tempt me with mail?
Of course! A contest!
WHERE else? On Crackberry blogs!
I'll cross my fingers.

Adrian Ervine

Always in my hand
I'm an addict don't you know
Where else would it be?

mhiszem

On my desk she lays
Craving for a vibrate craze
Watching her blouse raise

jfalcetti

In my pants pocket
set to vibrate when I'm called
stimulus package

baimbam

Movies or dinner
WHERE will we decide to go?
Look at gas, back home.

PeterPark#CB

Grandma its a phone!
It's not something you can cook!
Too bad you can't see

Kid you dont need it
you are only ten years old!
Too bad you won't know

Oh my Blackberry
Always in my hand, Too bad
I'm way too attached

pbarrett

Storm, in your charger
Clock displayed, time incorrect
Crap, frozen again

jainz57

At my boyfriend's house
under his bed, so his wife
can hear him call me.

lalmedina#CB

Resting on my desk in all of it's shiny and Bold glory.

geoblau

Where in Wyoming
Wind mightily ferocious
Blown to Nebraska

robertw0925

research in motion
it can not get any better
crackberry rocks my world

Ron Alston

WHERE my Berry sits?
next to Mr. Enlow. why?
im addicted to viigo!

turbopup

WHERE is my Blackberry
It makes me feel good
It takes my breath away

itskindalikethat

Oh WHERE, my phone waits
placed in my pants ready to
vibrate and bring joy

LR7

I do not have a Storm

Packaged in a store far away

WHERE, I do not know

clesli01

Soaking in Drano®
Trying to make it turn BLACK
Can’t see WHERE it is

corEymarsh

Nestled all snug, up
to my ear and chin, I vote
BlackBerry for the WIN!!!

charris247#CB

Where is my berry? : A Haiku of sorrow

Dropped in the water
Where it sank to the fishes
Oh what a bad day

chris_h

WHERE is my berry?
well, if it's not in my hand,
then it must be lost

StormFreak

My pocket vibrates
WHERE new e-mail feels too good
At third base with Curve

--StormFreak

ju1ce

Under my left chest,
WHERE blood flows as ringtones pump,
Heart transplant complete

Storm on my desk sits
The jobs of seven does it
Silently blinking

baer88

Where's my blackberry?
Cold, Wet; where no man shall go.
Where's my 2 year old!

-Baer88

spotmark

Resting on my hip

A shiny new Blackberry

A thing of beauty

Craig Framus

Deep in my pocket,
Lost amongst the garbage,
I just missed three calls.

bobcw

Sitting on my Desk
Getting juice from work
Consider it just another perk

robertw0925

alluring appeal
oh wow look how beautiful
PALM gos in the trash

dlappjr

Where® is my BlackBerry
I'd tell you but you know, I'm
Always on the Go

pjforward

Sitting on his desk
Wishing I were a new Storm
With O.S. upgrade!

Law2138

Where the ef is it?!
Curve was here, but now is gone.
Read on milk carton.

-Law

DCBerry

Where? I'm on a date.
Oops! I fart, but pass it off...
on iBeeFarting.

gravles

Does the red light flash
Tucked safely in my pocket
Eagerly I peak

Disappointment reigns
Absence stares boldly at me
Is the network down?

lazyalba

Placed tightly in her
Hands, my Blackberry smartphone
Stroking up and down...

What are you thinking?
Not a RIM job, just an app!
It's called iBeefart!!!

hacktheplanet

my girls pink taco
with blackberry by my side
WHERE, to lead the way

48hughey

Where is my BB?
Upon my desk in standby,
Blinking LED

cannonballgsu

On the program Where
Sitting in my underwear
Berry in my hand

robertw0925

oh WHERE oh WHERE has
my RIM blackberry mobile phone
gone, oh there it is.

achesser

where is my Blackberry
they screw you in the drive trough
whopper with cheese please!

Guylene

WHERE is my Storm?
WHERE did I put it?
Have you seen it?
Oh! it's WHERE I left it.

mad5427

The question is not,
is your Blackberry with you?
It's, are you with it?

Ryan Blundell

BlackBerry Addicts
Hold their phones forever more
In heart and in hand

Jejoro

My Storm is in my hand...
While I surf the best website on earth Crackberry.com!!!

AZSpeechCoach

Checking WHERE for friends
I ride the dreadlocked goat with
My Curve in my hand

Guylene

WHERE is my Storm?
WHERE did I put it?
Oh! It's WHERE I left it.

zazzified

My Storm is right here
It's never out of my sight
But where is my Torx?

mikasten

Sleeping by laptop
It longs for received message
Thrilled to announce it

amill

Why even ask WHERE?
in the bathroom, on the chair
they wait, watch, and stare

Because my Curve is
almost as shapely as I
(Im thinking to self...)

Wondering if I...
am slightly jealous because
she gets all the guys

-Amill

achesser

i can see london
now where in the heck is france
blackberry thong underpants

AGreenGiant

Where it lies in skin.
The Best Phone I ever owned.
Versus iPhone, Win

dcruz1040

WHERE is my best friend?
House, work, or the car? In my
Hand is where you are!

gregmancini

On my Hip
My Storm Resides
Silently Wanting to ring

Christopher DePerro

Blackberry phone sounds
Where lights my way and directs
On my palm Storm rests

margarita2k7

WHERE my berry is
find it you will, on my hip
always in reach

RyanMills

Where's my Blackberry
Thought I left it on the desk
Oh, in my wifes hands

Gnotty

Drunk. Blackberry lost.
Need WHERE to find a way home.
Can't, phone is still lost.

jnixbb09

Quietly slumbers,
awaiting it's next screen click,
Ha, can you guess WHERE?

Mr. CKP

Laying on my bed
WHERE I am working it out
Texting back and forth

hourmanlee

Swallowed by my dog
Trusty berry digesting
I need a scalpel

Ajaystp1

WHERE is my blackberry?
It is WHERE it is suppose to be,
Right in my two hands.

Ryan Mills

Woot woot woot Blackberry
On my belt loop constantly
Find fun with WHERE app.

los318

Panic stricken me
OH! Where is my blackberry
Joyful vibration

FRIDAYNITE

ON MY HIP
FOR A QUICK DRAW,
TO C WHO'S ON THE CALL

MijnHeerWout

My BuhBuhBerry
Now She Lives Where My Heart Is
Pocket Protector

not4no1

My Pearl in my pants
WHERE there is no reception.
Metal desks suck bars.

Removed from my pants
And sitting on a magnet
Like magic, he sleeps.

Vibrate and scare me
I pick him up off my desk.
An unknown number…

My purple light blinks
With the missing light program.
Voice message makes red.

I check the message
With bated breath I listen.
A deep voice bellows…

Give me your Berry!
Do it before I find you!
You won’t be sorry!

Who is this person?
What do they want with my Pearl?
Why are they calling?

So worried I shake,
I don’t want to loose my phone!
Then I hear the news…

March 16th is here.
I received a Pearl message…
You won our contest!

Kazziuz

At my desk it rests
Waiting for our next journey
WHERE will take us there

Skytrain

Near, far, high or low
Home, office, sun, rain, or snow
Always in my hand

Or, for the brownie points =)

Near, far, high or low
Home, office, sun, rain, or snow
Use WHERE on the go

dcruz1040

Surf, without beaches.
WHERE could I be? On the net
Of my Blackberry

Ryan Mills

So Embarrassing
Still no Blackberry on me
to check WHERE app on

constabl

Where is my berry
Next to me on the table
waiting for my touch

BFBrazier

Attached to my hip
I'm calm while I wait
It's quiet before the Storm!!

djpink

My blackberry is
Where I can always find it
Charging due to use

RACHELLE98023

In my hands, reading the forums ;) Crackberry...

Matthew Y

My Blackberry is gone
but now I ask myself where
let's just ask Twitter

http://tinyurl.com/b3r6qp

dcruz1040

In my pocket it
Sleeps. In my hand it's alive.
In my heart, it keeps.

dkibbee

Where else would it be
if it were not next to me,
even when I pee!

Ryan Mills

Drunk with jealousy
Crackberry make me happy
Drop a Storm on me

1967LS2

Sitting on my desk at work, anxiously awaiting the next text message, my BlackBerry Storm awaits, Hopeing to recieve an email, Struggling to survive on good old OS .75, my BlackBerry sitting on my desk at work...

nmguy2

It's everywhere.
Berry, berry good to me.
RIM happy.

dcruz1040

It's everyWHERE.
It's no WHERE. It's WHERE it is.
It is right here... DUH!

lucyfera

My BlackBerry is on my office, always ready to send me my e-mails and to receive my calls.

jdivers03

Sitting on my desk
Dripping wet and dirty too.
Toilet: Berry foe.

jharo

Dang, where is my Storm
I thought I looked everywhere
Damn!, in the toilet

Tallon

I have never written Haiku
so I really don't know what to do
but my storm is in plain view...?????

and as my son returns from Army bootcamp he would not have to borrow mine if I just had one more....

Cecilgene

You ask me where my...
Hey! Give back my Blackberry!
You have grabby hands!

Sense of wonderment,
Jealous curiosity.
Get your own damn Storm!

Okay, where was I?
Ah yes, where's my Blackberry?
Always at my side!

izzyncade

WHERE is Blackberry?
The storm that I love to own,
next to me of course!

The thought of it not
is unimaginable
That horror, not true.

flysolo

On my desk "lies" my
Curve, as he text my girlfriends
these untrue love words.

noidrequired

As I copy paste
From one app to another
iPhone makes her sad

As I rip a vid
With my three megapixels
iPhone makes her mad

Then I get my bill
Three year term plus lots up front
iPhone makes her glad

Michael Hepples

Downloading WHERE app,
in my pocket on my lap
time to take a nap

I know it doesn't have to rhyme, but figured it made it a little more challenging.

mommajunk

Where, Curve sits in store
My pounding heart filled with dreams
Whack the next buyer.

PvT

At my fingertips
Everything I need to know
CrackBerry in hand

manuel p

my blackberry is
in my fridge,
cause of the heat...

Robert McKay

Where is my Berry?
Must I resort to Outlook?
No, 'twas 'neath my cat

rusty@work

Atop my spread text,
Attempting to leave idle,
While I doze through class

wdavidson

My Blackberry is
WHERE I last left it but I
can't remember, oops!

manuel p

my blackberry is
in my fridge,
because of the heat...

Unicorn56

at the kitchen sink
where my beloved Berry jumps
the sound of water

Roy Aguilera

I squeeze my cheeks tight
Searching WHERE for a toilet
I got buble gutts

bkyle

Scratched from WEAR and tear,
Hand-me-down 'Berry on my desk.
Damn this back cover.

revslg

WHERE is my Storm now
Could it be in my dresser
Hiding with underwear

sandmunky

Crazy phone hermit
Dwelling in the cave of lint
where he screams and shakes

blackbyrd#CB

My own BlackBerry
On my hip is where it be
NEVER far from me

gatewayad

In a trailer down
by the river waiting for
Where to find me now

cuammo

Cowering in fear,
My thumbs are greasy and such,
WHERE is some hand soap?

The_New_Dude

In my pocket lies
a beauty waiting to be
rescued, oh my love

JSlot

Flashing, beckoning
from atop a stack of bills.
voicemail, e-mail, text?

Who? What? WHERE? When? How?
Only my Curve knows for sure-
and my hairdresser, too!

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