Haiku Contest! Win a BlackBerry Courtesy of Where and CB

Faithfully by my
side. The blinking BlackBerry
grabs my attention.

--Maven

sitting nice and snug
next to an old piece of gum
in my pocket son.

In my hand it sits
Showing me places and mail
I love my CrackBerry

Out just like the wind,
My Blackberry is now gone,
At night I still cry,
Storm will you come home,
I miss touching your body,
Now I am just alone

my storm is with me
when i enter bathroom stalls.
plop, plop, type and send.

Out just like the wind,
My Blackberry is now gone,
At night I still cry,
Storm will you come home,
I miss touching your body,
Now I am alone

*Disregard the first one, I added too many words thanks*

Gotta Love this site
WHERE Kevin and Craig are Kings
Crackberry.com

Oh my Crackberry
Let's see how you changed my life
First, you are a phone
Now I am not late
I read my email
You are in my heart

Crackberrycurve

Under my thumb
clicking away
to find out
WHERE to go for lunch

Silent on the desk
Covered in my fingerprints
Brewing like a storm

WHERE is my Berry?
It is outside in the cold
While I sit at work
I cannot use it
WHERE my desk is located
Now I feel naked

sleeping in a spot
a pocket close to my heart
awaiting your call

Where's my BlackBerry?
Unfortunately it is
only in my dreams.

Were I to win this
contest, then my BlackBerry
would be in my hand.

WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone Right Now?

On my hip next to my whip!

Ready on my desk
Smudges kiss the darkened screen
light blinks red again

Charging on my desk
Is where my Blackberry Storm sits
Waits for me to play

Where is my cool Storm?
It's in my black Body Glove.
It's warmer in there.
I'm sitting in class
and I'm bored to death in here.
I sneak a peek at
it's colorful screen right now
and see a contest
on Crackberry blogs.
If I create a Haiku
I might win something.
So here I go as
I try to keep the cadence -
it's 5, 7, 5.

Sitting in its case.
Waiting for the blinking light
Driving me insane

Curve 2 in my bra
Can't remember WHERE, I call
and my boobies shake

Where Is My Blackberry
Perhaps You, Crackberry Will Deliver
Blackberry, I Do Not Know

Through Earth and the Stars
Flying through the Universe
Nope, in my Pocket.

Face-side down at desk
So boss cannot see the screen
Depicting Hold'Em

The couch is WHERE I
lie, ready to buzz and chirp.
I hope I don't DIE!

Asleep on my desk
That is WHERE my Blackberry
Rests. I wish I could...

With me as I poop
it rests on toilet paper
in between page loads

My Storm is single
Awaits to mingle
Hoping for a win
Before commits sin
My Storm not complete
Haiku holds its fate.

In my pocket.

Popping the Corn. For
WHERE would I be without work?
Why, BlackBerryless!

Can't find my Berry
Want to download the WHERE app
oops, talking on it!

Where is my smartphone?
In the hand ready to use,
Oh where is the storm?

Where storm sits ready
Waiting, warm, lifeline, tether
Pocket lint be damned

let win this......i never win anything

It was on my hip
Just a short minute ago
WHERE is it right now?
Oh no! I see it.
It fell into the toilet
I need a new one.

Blackberry on belt
Right next to my firearm
Don't answer wrong one!!!

in front of me at all time...or in my pocket......

Mounted snugly on
my hip, in my leather pouch
WHERE my touch wakes it

I was sitting on the toilet bowl at my job while viewing this post on my 1 month old "Storm", when suddenly I got so excited and I dropped my "Storm" in the bowl. I now believe my phone is "POOPED" and the phone is now wrapped in a towel as I type this post. Wish me luck guys, because I think my phone is "crapped-up" now.

:(

After using WHERE
Found my Curve dishing out pain
Pathetic iPhone

Out all lonely
at home sitting at
my desk. Wondering WHERE O
WHERE,can my
owner be O WHERE
O WHERE!!can he be!!

Where is it at now
viberating in my pocket
feels oh, oh so good

In my pocket
Collecting dust,
My Curve rests
While I run.
I'd like a new one,
To use and care for.
Please Crackberry
Give me a spare.

Running down the street
A broom clenched in my fingers
I chase a seagull
In his mouth I saw
My beautiful blackberry
With its new owner
Screaming, I see it
Flying away forever
I need a new one

I wait for a call
WHERE is my girlfriend hiding
on her blackberry

"I'm on the Toilet!"
I lye, when asked where.
Playing Brickbreaker. :)

In my pants pocket,
My berry zaps my berries.
Silent birth control.

WHERE is my Berry?
In my holster, safe and sound
Wait -- it's ringing now

Comfy as can be,
Tim B’s storm is at a calm.
WHERE should we go now?
Music playing loud
and messages streaming in,
“I’ve had a hard day
and I need a rest”
The smartphone thinks to itself.
Its screen fades to black,
all warm in its case.
As the battery charges,
sitting in a chair.

So my BlackBerry
Sits beside me now alone
No one is calling
I have nothing left
All my apps are intalled now
oh wait, there's still WHERE

Crumbs, change, keys stirred up
Storm brewing in pocket space
Wondrous vibrations

Please let me try this out.

Cradled in my case
I can hear the Storm coming
Where will you hide now!

Despair! Agony!
I painfully wait for my
Bold from UPS.

Will it ever come?
Will I ever touch its keys?
I fear it may not.

In my loose blue jeans
buzzing in sheer excitement
WHERE I like it most

The Storm approaches
with Berry's right beneath.

I do not hide, only await
with hands wide open,
and a berry to receive.

In my hand it sits
My Blackberry I mean, wink
WHERE to go today
My Blackberry smiles
Knowing how much I need it
Addiction most high

Getting a tan at
the beach under the blue sun
enjoying 3G
rays of speed and downloading
CRACKBERRY content
WHERE the sands of poppular
OS four dot six
dot zero dot two three four
guide me on my way

In my hand it sits
My Blackberry I mean, wink
WHERE to go today

My Blackberry smiles
Knowing how much I need it
Addiction most high

With me in the cold
As I shoot flying targets
It sleeps on my belt

Stop with the free stuff.
I will be fired too soon,
WHERE is the App World?

Volume set to Loud
Profiler fails in holster
Boss hears your mom call

My phone is not here,
It's at my ex boyfriend's home.
Oh my god I'm screwed.

Hidden on my desk
Management says no cell phones
I sneak like ninja.

Larceny prevailed
Oh, how I miss thee so much
Not insured, so sad!

WHEREver it is
I hope I remembered to
Erase my last page

Where oh Where
has my blackberry gone.

Fallen from a tree,
I reach down and choose.

Attached to my side,
Never out of my arms reach,
Pouched with a black skin.

Sleeping on my work desk...

patiently waiting
update no where to be found
one day it will come

Where is my Blackberry?
In his case
On standby,
My only comfort.
As I watch the dow,
And begin to cry.

It rests in my purse
All alone in the darkness
Right next to my gun

Nobody Loves Me
Blackberry In Its Holster
Bored, Quiet. Damn It

Inside of the case
Hanging on my belt right now
Always in my heart

Your Berry is WHERE?
Vibrating in my pocket
Wait... It's on my desk?

Sitting in a box,
On a cold cell phone store shelf
I really need one.

Berry in my purse
All alone in the darkness
Along with my gun

My Trusty Storm,
An Email Arrives,
My Desk Becomes A Sound & Light Show

In my palm, dodging
The jealous eye of my girl
Click..click..click whats that?
Crackberry again?
A cracking sound fills my ears
..Hello CS rep

Shrouded in a case
firmly attached to my belt
waiting to be freed

Its in my right shoe
Warm and moist I'm sure it is
hope it still works later

In my hand right now.
Tricked out, blinged out, you see.
Theme is Tiffany.

I need a fix, quick.
WHEREfore art thou Blackberry?
Crackberry is WHERE.

-Hsuperman

Some place warm and swell
It is tucked away in the bra
Of your cute sister

My Storm remains safe
In its holster on my hip
WHERE it always is

Sitting in it’s case
Where it’s protected from harm
Next to my coffee
My Storm it does ring
My girlfriend asks where I am
Everywhere with RIM

Getting coos of joy
Another iPhone convert
Hey! WHERE is my Storm?

A weak attempt, but I'm no poet...

Where's Atlanta Tech
Ain't no signal, thus quite lame
Lonely berry hangs

WHERE in my pocket
waiting for the magic ring
just like my girlfriend

In my pocket now
Vibrating violently
Incoming or mail?

Mine is downloading
An awsome new app called where
I cant wait to try

Sitting on a Desk
Stairing at the Sky OH MY
Buzz wake up go answer.

Feeding me sports scores
my wife is talking to me
I just nod and smile

she strips before me,
oh my god she's got a dick,
WHERE is my storm

apple of my eye...
what cha talkin bout Willis?
My Blackberry Storm...

Can't live without you...
WHERE to go? Does not matter...
I have all I need!

I adore your lines
only thing sexier is
the wife holding hers...

Gona take her out
WHERE tells me good place to eat
Blackberry saves date

HEY LOOK, I’M STANDING ON TOP OF CHINA!!

Ohh I so want!

Fused to sweaty hand
Constantly proding my life
Happily one handed

longing one button
quietly, store shelf it sits
dreaming, hoping, win?

This is really gay
I have no blackberry
Send me one today

"OH WHERE OH WHERE, CAN MY BERRY BE
THOUGHT I TUCKED HER, IN MY PANTS YOU SEE
LEFT POCKET RIGHT POCKET SHE'S NO WHERE IN SIGHT
OH I'M UPDATING HER ON MY COMPUTER THAT'S RIGHT
NOW THAT SHE'S UPDATED WITH WHERE SHE'S READY
TO SHOW ME WHERE TO GO IN MY BLACK LAMBORGHINI"

Resting on my bed
It's hogging up the pillow
Crackberry needs sleep

On my desk she lies.
She stirs as a call arrives.
We are going. WHERE?

Where my Blackberry is
Is a matter of the heart
In my shirt pocket

Don't know WHERE to start
Ringing, Texting and Talking
WHERE! the begining.

Sitting on my desk
chirping for my attention
I can't get enough.
Wish I could have two
but WHERE to find another
to tempt me with mail?
Of course! A contest!
WHERE else? On Crackberry blogs!
I'll cross my fingers.

On my desk she lays
Craving for a vibrate craze
Watching her blouse raise

In my pants pocket
set to vibrate when I'm called
stimulus package

Movies or dinner
WHERE will we decide to go?
Look at gas, back home.

Grandma its a phone!
It's not something you can cook!
Too bad you can't see

Kid you dont need it
you are only ten years old!
Too bad you won't know

Oh my Blackberry
Always in my hand, Too bad
I'm way too attached

Storm, in your charger
Clock displayed, time incorrect
Crap, frozen again

At my boyfriend's house
under his bed, so his wife
can hear him call me.

Resting on my desk in all of it's shiny and Bold glory.

research in motion
it can not get any better
crackberry rocks my world

WHERE is my Blackberry
It makes me feel good
It takes my breath away

Oh WHERE, my phone waits
placed in my pants ready to
vibrate and bring joy

I do not have a Storm

Packaged in a store far away

WHERE, I do not know

Soaking in Drano®
Trying to make it turn BLACK
Can’t see WHERE it is

Nestled all snug, up
to my ear and chin, I vote
BlackBerry for the WIN!!!

Where is my berry? : A Haiku of sorrow

Dropped in the water
Where it sank to the fishes
Oh what a bad day

My pocket vibrates
WHERE new e-mail feels too good
At third base with Curve

--StormFreak

Under my left chest,
WHERE blood flows as ringtones pump,
Heart transplant complete

Where's my blackberry?
Cold, Wet; where no man shall go.
Where's my 2 year old!

-Baer88

Resting on my hip

A shiny new Blackberry

A thing of beauty

Sitting on my Desk
Getting juice from work
Consider it just another perk

alluring appeal
oh wow look how beautiful
PALM gos in the trash

Where® is my BlackBerry
I'd tell you but you know, I'm
Always on the Go

Sitting on his desk
Wishing I were a new Storm
With O.S. upgrade!

Where the ef is it?!
Curve was here, but now is gone.
Read on milk carton.

-Law

Where? I'm on a date.
Oops! I fart, but pass it off...
on iBeeFarting.

Does the red light flash
Tucked safely in my pocket
Eagerly I peak

Disappointment reigns
Absence stares boldly at me
Is the network down?

Placed tightly in her
Hands, my Blackberry smartphone
Stroking up and down...

What are you thinking?
Not a RIM job, just an app!
It's called iBeefart!!!

my girls pink taco
with blackberry by my side
WHERE, to lead the way

Where is my BB?
Upon my desk in standby,
Blinking LED

On the program Where
Sitting in my underwear
Berry in my hand

oh WHERE oh WHERE has
my RIM blackberry mobile phone
gone, oh there it is.

where is my Blackberry
they screw you in the drive trough
whopper with cheese please!

WHERE is my Storm?
WHERE did I put it?
Have you seen it?
Oh! it's WHERE I left it.

The question is not,
is your Blackberry with you?
It's, are you with it?

in my holster

BlackBerry Addicts
Hold their phones forever more
In heart and in hand

My Storm is in my hand...
While I surf the best website on earth Crackberry.com!!!

Checking WHERE for friends
I ride the dreadlocked goat with
My Curve in my hand

WHERE is my Storm?
WHERE did I put it?
Oh! It's WHERE I left it.

My Storm is right here
It's never out of my sight
But where is my Torx?

Sleeping by laptop
It longs for received message
Thrilled to announce it

Why even ask WHERE?
in the bathroom, on the chair
they wait, watch, and stare

Because my Curve is
almost as shapely as I
(Im thinking to self...)

Wondering if I...
am slightly jealous because
she gets all the guys

-Amill

i can see london
now where in the heck is france
blackberry thong underpants

Where it lies in skin.
The Best Phone I ever owned.
Versus iPhone, Win

WHERE is my best friend?
House, work, or the car? In my
Hand is where you are!

On my Hip
My Storm Resides
Silently Wanting to ring

WHERE my berry is
find it you will, on my hip
always in reach

Drunk. Blackberry lost.
Need WHERE to find a way home.
Can't, phone is still lost.

Quietly slumbers,
awaiting it's next screen click,
Ha, can you guess WHERE?

Laying on my bed
WHERE I am working it out
Texting back and forth

Swallowed by my dog
Trusty berry digesting
I need a scalpel

WHERE is my blackberry?
It is WHERE it is suppose to be,
Right in my two hands.

Panic stricken me
OH! Where is my blackberry
Joyful vibration

ON MY HIP
FOR A QUICK DRAW,
TO C WHO'S ON THE CALL

My BuhBuhBerry
Now She Lives Where My Heart Is
Pocket Protector

My Pearl in my pants
WHERE there is no reception.
Metal desks suck bars.

Removed from my pants
And sitting on a magnet
Like magic, he sleeps.

Vibrate and scare me
I pick him up off my desk.
An unknown number…

My purple light blinks
With the missing light program.
Voice message makes red.

I check the message
With bated breath I listen.
A deep voice bellows…

Give me your Berry!
Do it before I find you!
You won’t be sorry!

Who is this person?
What do they want with my Pearl?
Why are they calling?

So worried I shake,
I don’t want to loose my phone!
Then I hear the news…

March 16th is here.
I received a Pearl message…
You won our contest!

At my desk it rests
Waiting for our next journey
WHERE will take us there

Near, far, high or low
Home, office, sun, rain, or snow
Always in my hand

Or, for the brownie points =)

Near, far, high or low
Home, office, sun, rain, or snow
Use WHERE on the go

Surf, without beaches.
WHERE could I be? On the net
Of my Blackberry

Where is my berry
Next to me on the table
waiting for my touch

Attached to my hip
I'm calm while I wait
It's quiet before the Storm!!

My blackberry is
Where I can always find it
Charging due to use

In my hands, reading the forums ;) Crackberry...

In my pocket it
Sleeps. In my hand it's alive.
In my heart, it keeps.

Where else would it be
if it were not next to me,
even when I pee!

Sitting on my desk at work, anxiously awaiting the next text message, my BlackBerry Storm awaits, Hopeing to recieve an email, Struggling to survive on good old OS .75, my BlackBerry sitting on my desk at work...

It's everyWHERE.
It's no WHERE. It's WHERE it is.
It is right here... DUH!

My BlackBerry is on my office, always ready to send me my e-mails and to receive my calls.

Sitting on my desk
Dripping wet and dirty too.
Toilet: Berry foe.

Dang, where is my Storm
I thought I looked everywhere
Damn!, in the toilet

I have never written Haiku
so I really don't know what to do
but my storm is in plain view...?????

and as my son returns from Army bootcamp he would not have to borrow mine if I just had one more....

You ask me where my...
Hey! Give back my Blackberry!
You have grabby hands!

Sense of wonderment,
Jealous curiosity.
Get your own damn Storm!

Okay, where was I?
Ah yes, where's my Blackberry?
Always at my side!

WHERE is Blackberry?
The storm that I love to own,
next to me of course!

The thought of it not
is unimaginable
That horror, not true.

On my desk "lies" my
Curve, as he text my girlfriends
these untrue love words.

As I copy paste
From one app to another
iPhone makes her sad

As I rip a vid
With my three megapixels
iPhone makes her mad

Then I get my bill
Three year term plus lots up front
iPhone makes her glad

Downloading WHERE app,
in my pocket on my lap
time to take a nap

I know it doesn't have to rhyme, but figured it made it a little more challenging.

At my fingertips
Everything I need to know
CrackBerry in hand

my blackberry is
in my fridge,
cause of the heat...

My Blackberry is
WHERE I last left it but I
can't remember, oops!

my blackberry is
in my fridge,
because of the heat...

at the kitchen sink
where my beloved Berry jumps
the sound of water

I squeeze my cheeks tight
Searching WHERE for a toilet
I got buble gutts

Scratched from WEAR and tear,
Hand-me-down 'Berry on my desk.
Damn this back cover.

WHERE is my Storm now
Could it be in my dresser
Hiding with underwear

Crazy phone hermit
Dwelling in the cave of lint
where he screams and shakes

My own BlackBerry
On my hip is where it be
NEVER far from me

In a trailer down
by the river waiting for
Where to find me now

Cowering in fear,
My thumbs are greasy and such,
WHERE is some hand soap?

In my pocket lies
a beauty waiting to be
rescued, oh my love

Flashing, beckoning
from atop a stack of bills.
voicemail, e-mail, text?

Who? What? WHERE? When? How?
Only my Curve knows for sure-
and my hairdresser, too!