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Posted by maven454 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Faithfully by my
side. The blinking BlackBerry
grabs my attention.

--Maven

 
 
Posted by djack419 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

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Posted by evilkokonut Saturday, Mar 07, 2009 1072 days ago

my phone is safe now
next to my bed on its throne
it's never alone

 
 
Posted by cathnrob Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

On my hip it sits
Holstered like a six-shooter
Ready, Set and Click.

 
 
Posted by molina.00 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

sitting nice and snug
next to an old piece of gum
in my pocket son.

 
 
Posted by dgalanter Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

In my hand it sits
Showing me places and mail
I love my CrackBerry

 
 
Posted by mrd_vance Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Out just like the wind,
My Blackberry is now gone,
At night I still cry,
Storm will you come home,
I miss touching your body,
Now I am just alone

 
 
Posted by vykacet Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

my storm is with me
when i enter bathroom stalls.
plop, plop, type and send.

 
 
Posted by tonks84 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

If that doesn't win SOMETHING, then this contest is rigged for sure. Gave me a good ol' LOL moment. BRAVO!

 
 
Posted by grtstrm Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

read some others, still laughing aboutthis one!

 
 
Posted by jgreen2007 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1073 days ago

Still laughing, I bow to your brillance!

 
 
Posted by GinaR1173 Saturday, Mar 07, 2009 1072 days ago

Wow!!!! This was funny!!! Thanks for giving me my first laugh of the day!!!! LOL

 
 
Posted by Kingsley Saturday, Mar 07, 2009 1072 days ago

to the guy who
types in bathroom stalls
wash your hands
for God's sake and
your Blackberry Storm

 
 
Posted by berryaddict1022 Sunday, Mar 08, 2009 1071 days ago

this is good but its just like "haha your taking a big dump while on your phone". who hasnt done that before. i always just play brick breaker to pass the time.

 
 
Posted by mrd_vance Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Out just like the wind,
My Blackberry is now gone,
At night I still cry,
Storm will you come home,
I miss touching your body,
Now I am alone

*Disregard the first one, I added too many words thanks*

 
 
Posted by Yenkomuscle Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Gotta Love this site
WHERE Kevin and Craig are Kings
Crackberry.com

 
 
Posted by crackberrycurve Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Oh my Crackberry
Let's see how you changed my life
First, you are a phone
Now I am not late
I read my email
You are in my heart

Crackberrycurve

 
 
Posted by JupiterJazz Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Under my thumb
clicking away
to find out
WHERE to go for lunch

 
 
Posted by J BIZ Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Silent on the desk
Covered in my fingerprints
Brewing like a storm

 
 
Posted by zegolf Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

WHERE is my Berry?
It is outside in the cold
While I sit at work
I cannot use it
WHERE my desk is located
Now I feel naked

 
 
Posted by robrowald Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

sleeping in a spot
a pocket close to my heart
awaiting your call

 
 
Posted by jeffreynye Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Where's my BlackBerry?
Unfortunately it is
only in my dreams.

Were I to win this
contest, then my BlackBerry
would be in my hand.

 
 
Posted by Kabir Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

WHERE do you think boy?
My bold isn't just a mere toy.
It lies on my desk waiting to bring me joy (email,sms,mms)

Thanks Crackberry and Haiku!

 
 
Posted by johnolore Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

The berry is black,
Awaiting input from me,
Languishing in box.

 
 
Posted by franke2008 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

WHERE is your BlackBerry smartphone Right Now?

On my hip next to my whip!

 
 
Posted by Martinisloth Friday, Mar 13, 2009 1066 days ago

Ready on my desk
Smudges kiss the darkened screen
light blinks red again

 
 
Posted by Schipfty Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

My Thumbs begin to blur
where my blackberry sits in hands
My Thoughts now twittered

 
 
Posted by muydess Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Charging on my desk
Is where my Blackberry Storm sits
Waits for me to play

 
 
Posted by PossumPete Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Where is my cool Storm?
It's in my black Body Glove.
It's warmer in there.
I'm sitting in class
and I'm bored to death in here.
I sneak a peek at
it's colorful screen right now
and see a contest
on Crackberry blogs.
If I create a Haiku
I might win something.
So here I go as
I try to keep the cadence -
it's 5, 7, 5.

 
 
Posted by will fried Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Blackberry on desk
or is it in my pocket
Damn, its lost again

 
 
Posted by babegirlbanks Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Sitting in its case.
Waiting for the blinking light
Driving me insane

 
 
Posted by J-Nic Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Curve 2 in my bra
Can't remember WHERE, I call
and my boobies shake

 
 
Posted by oxymoronctr Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

You are awesome!! I'll be shocked if this one doesn't win!

 
 
Posted by tonks84 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

I too have a happy resting spot for my Bold against my m-m-m-milky w-w-w-white bosom. lol I love your haiku!

 
 
Posted by Joe Pecorino Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

With me as I poop
it rests on toilet paper
in between page loads

 
 
Posted by NFLBlitze1 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Where Is My Blackberry
Perhaps You, Crackberry Will Deliver
Blackberry, I Do Not Know

 
 
Posted by Pyroja Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Through Earth and the Stars
Flying through the Universe
Nope, in my Pocket.

 
 
Posted by jcbeck17 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Face-side down at desk
So boss cannot see the screen
Depicting Hold'Em

 
 
Posted by randydufour Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

The couch is WHERE I
lie, ready to buzz and chirp.
I hope I don't DIE!

 
 
Posted by GQatHU Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Asleep on my desk
That is WHERE my Blackberry
Rests. I wish I could...

 
 
Posted by Eric Hunt Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Why do I use WHERE?
To help find my way around,
All around Texas.
Oh look, there it is
In my Army uniform
Right where I left it.

 
 
Posted by jopec Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

With me as I poop
it rests on toilet paper
in between page loads

 
 
Posted by this guy rocks! Friday, Mar 13, 2009 1066 days ago

I love this one!!! Why?? Because I wrote it!

 
 
Posted by yhwhsozo Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

My Storm is single
Awaits to mingle
Hoping for a win
Before commits sin
My Storm not complete
Haiku holds its fate.

 
 
Posted by carlosfdordz Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

In my pocket.

 
 
Posted by curve1967 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Popping the Corn. For
WHERE would I be without work?
Why, BlackBerryless!

 
 
Posted by bren704 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Can't find my Berry
Want to download the WHERE app
oops, talking on it!

 
 
Posted by Chris012 Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

where Black monolith
just out of reach yet tasted
now my Crack opens wide

 
 
Posted by DriftDevil Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Where is my smartphone?
In the hand ready to use,
Oh where is the storm?

 
 
Posted by jromanoff Thursday, Mar 05, 2009 1074 days ago

Where storm sits ready
Waiting, warm, lifeline, tether
Pocket lint be damned