* UPDATE - WINNER'S ANNOUNCEMENT: So since Father CrackBerry (my dad) rolled this snowman, I had him pick the name for the CrackBerry Snowman. He deliberated on it wayyy too long... and the winning name he chose was Berry White! Member WillHeSurvive is the lucky winner here who was first to suggest it on the thread. Good stuff. I'll be following up soon to get your details. *
It's October 5th. While we should be ramping up our Halloween-themed content, mother nature decided to change things up and dump a bunch of snow on me today. So instead of Halloween, I'm thinking Christmas. I know, I know. It's too early to think that, but I guess with BlackBerry 10 phones coming in Q1 2013 I just want to get these next few months over and done with.
Enjoying the snowfall this morning and knowing hoping the snow will melt, my dad whipped up a little CrackBerry Snowman while I was recording my From the Editor's Desk video. The snowman is awesome. But he needs a name. A snowman has to have a name (and no, it can't be Frosty).
So let's have some fun here. Drop your CrackBerry Snowman names in the comments. Since the rest of the CrackBerry team has the good sense to live in warmer climates, I'll be footing the contest prize for this one. I have lots of fun BlackBerry stuff kicking around CBHQ, so I'll put together a nice prize pack and ship it out to the person who suggests the name I like best. Oh, and be sure to check out CrackBerry's Wallpaper gallery... I snapped some great photos of the CrackBerry Snowman that'll make a nice wallpaper on your phone or tablet!
Call him Judge Dread. Then find yourself a canon, write BlackBerry 10 on the side of it, load his arms up with an iphone, Samsung galaxy, and any other competition phones out there and blow the crap out of all of it.
I live in Winnipeg too, I don't know how you got that much snow, I can still see my lawn. Anyways he will probably melt this weekend, suppose to go to 8 degrees Celsius.
Edit: saw someone had same name i tried to come up with lol so ill go with BlackCrack cant be a cb addict with out oxymoron (need my BLACKberry Addiction lol)
"Stormy"
The 9550 was my favourite phone, and obviously the snowman came from a snow storm...and 2013 is about BB10 taking the market by storm (like force, not like sending the snowman in :))
Has a double meaning.
1) BB of course stands for blackberry
2) If the first B were backwards, and the B's squished together, it looks a bit like a snowman.
Crackerjack or Crack Jack, a combination of CrackBerry and Jack Frost. Also, the snack brand and someone being referred to as a "crackerjack" or expert came to mind. :-)
My entry is Crackbe (pronounced like Fros-ty) the snowman.
You can even make a Crackbe Song like Frosty...
Crackbe the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Crackbe the Snowman
Is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day :-)
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Wow, CrackBerry has just hit an all time low. 2 grown men build a snowman, and the readers are posting one awful name after another. I really hope a video for the A-series leaks to bury this post before the trolls see it...they would have a field day with this one, and rightfully so.
What exactly was I "trolling"? This snowman naming thing has to be one of the stupidest posts I've ever seen. What, are we in preschool? "OK class, here's the snowman, do you think you can make up a name for him"?
@maliz23 Right now your grade on humor is an F. Grow a sense of humor and get back to us. Kevin is a fun and cool guy and went to a lot of trouble to make this video. Show some respect.
PS And your whole remark was Trolling.
Definition of Trolling:
The art of deliberately pissing people off with inane, useless or derogatory remarks.
Your remarks were inane, specially in a thread where people are trying to name a snowman. For future reference, don't bother with threads that are going to make you say inane things.
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The iPhone is shattering sales records, and we're naming snowmen. I'll "grow" a sense of humor when BB10 hits the market and is successful. Until then, I'd like to see more demos, leaks, speculation, and information.
I don't really find "humor" in naming a snowman. My definition of humor, is something that is funny, something that makes me laugh. I don't see how this was humorous at all. If you do, that's great, but I don't. And I don't have to agree with, or like every post that Kevin puts up just because he's a "fun and cool guy and went to a lot of trouble to make this video"...and if I disagree with something and speak my mind , that doesn't make me a troll. I am an admitted hater.
It's the warning we give our kids and now can give to the competition...
Watch out for the Yellow snow, man.
Hahaha.
Snow in October, your part of Canada is playing up to the stereotypes. My part of Canada had great fall weather, a bit on the warm side. But not warm enough to melt my igloo. ;)
Greg is a very busy snowman who gets things done ... in fact, if you took another picture of him right now you'd be able to see that he has already evolved.
Greg is a very busy snowman who gets things done ... in fact, if you took another picture of him right now you'd be able to see that he has already evolved.
This is gonna sound nerdy as h*ll, but if you play Skyrim there are these berries that you can pick in certain areas. They are called Snowberries, and the reason I vote for the name Snow Berry is because they build your resistance to FIRE!
Snowmeister McSnowpants just because I like it! Here is my Frosty, Ummm, Snowmeister McSnowpants song
Snowmeister McSnowpants
Was a jolly happy soul,
With a stamper mouth and a carrot nose,
And two eyes from green tomatoes.
Snowmeister McSnowpants
Was a fairy tale they say,
He was made of snow,
But Crackberry knows,
How he saved BlackBerry one day.
There must have been some magic
In Thorsten Hein’s reign,
For when he turned the company around,
BlackBerry was back again.
Snowmeister McSnowpants
Was alive as he could be,
And the crackberrys say,
He could work and play,
Just wait until you see.
Snowmeister McSnowpants
Knew Windows and Android
And Apple’s IOS
Was just at best,
A child’s toy and nothing more.
BlackBerry 10
Was as sleek as it could be.
Doing everything that you could dream
Don’t forget that LED.
The battery life and ease of use,
Email and many apps,
Camera and surfing the web,
And it has Google maps!
Snowmeister McSnowpants
Had to hurry on his way,
He just stopped by,
Just to say HI
And BlackBerry 10 is on the way!
Nothing to do with BlackBerry, but WTF is the clover shape painted on his nuts?!?!
EDIT: Just watched the video instead of looking at just the picture. Now I know it's SUPPOSED to be a "CB" but it still looks like some sort of Orange Clover homage to Irish Protestants or something.
Berry the snowman, was a mascot for C.B,
with tomatoes eyes and bulging thighs he came alive for all to see
Berry the snowman is alive for probably a day,
he was made of snow by the daddy-o of our editor in chief,
There must have been some magic in that old fedora hat they found,
for when they placed it on his head, he began to BBM around.
Oh, Berry the snowman was as tech savvy as could be,
he could text, email, compress data and multitask daily.
BBM m m BBM m m look at Berry go,
BBM m m BBM m m messaging to and fro.
Berry the snowman, knew that the time had come,
for BB10 to come, and all to have fun, before iOS melts away,
down to every village, with BB10 in both his hands,
BBMing here, flowing there,
saying "Thorstein is the man",
He gave away a BB10 to every one he met,
giving away a BB10 to Androids was no regret,
Oh Berry the snowman, had a heart larger than brain,
iOS users, android too said BB10 was insane.
BBM m m BBM m m look at Berry go,
BBM m m BBM m m stealing the smartphone show!
John.P Oct 5, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Competition: Because in the spring he'll melt, like the competition, when BB10 is out!
J_R_TheMotorMan Oct 5, 2012 at 3:21 pm
Young Jeezy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If it doesn't make dollars, how does it make sense????????
QueXiaQuanton Oct 5, 2012 at 8:19 pm
Call him Judge Dread. Then find yourself a canon, write BlackBerry 10 on the side of it, load his arms up with an iphone, Samsung galaxy, and any other competition phones out there and blow the crap out of all of it.
coolt86 Oct 5, 2012 at 9:38 pm
Mr. Crack Frost
rupam95 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:13 pm
SnowBerry.
Scooter68 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Ok first off its a Snow Woman! and her name is "Flow" last name Peeker. Bring on the BB10 Flow and Peek...
GeneralHerzog Oct 5, 2012 at 4:05 pm
This gets my vote
Ben1232 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Colin
Foreverup Oct 5, 2012 at 2:15 pm
How about Jerry Garcia in honor of your hair, hippie
Bonesn Oct 5, 2012 at 2:15 pm
I think the snowman should be named Frostbite.
TheScionicMan Oct 5, 2012 at 2:15 pm
Barry
QuIcKsIlV3r Oct 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Crackberry's #2 fan (behind Kevin that is) The name shall be Quincy (Qnxie)
cinder0008 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm
CrackBerry Bob!
bbhybridchris Oct 5, 2012 at 2:17 pm
A little play on the "CB" on him "Frosty Cold Beer (CB)"....
ugbadboy Oct 5, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Garry, the CrackBerry Mascot!
deuces2 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Crasper the Snowman,he carries the coolest stuff you ll ever see
therealyoungin Oct 5, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Barry (Berry) the Snowman
GreenLeaf182 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:21 pm
I live in Winnipeg too, I don't know how you got that much snow, I can still see my lawn. Anyways he will probably melt this weekend, suppose to go to 8 degrees Celsius.
KittyBomb Oct 5, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Walter the Snowman.
"An integral part of any relationship is knowing that you could be killed in your sleep at any time"
eyhab27 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:23 pm
FrostBerry
kongee28 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:24 pm
DirtSnowee / DirtSnowy
JCangoku Oct 5, 2012 at 2:24 pm
He looks like a Kev'...
captainbdsc Oct 5, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Crackmon
sharpehenry Oct 5, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Thorsten Heins: because you will have your own BB ceo on your backyard. You can talk about future plans and such.
lauticol Oct 5, 2012 at 2:26 pm
Charlie Berry (?
SkaterGuy2k Oct 5, 2012 at 2:27 pm
The Abominable BoldMan :)
axllebeer Oct 5, 2012 at 4:22 pm
* BlackBerry by choice *
I'll +1 to this entry.
gorang Oct 5, 2012 at 2:27 pm
Berry Spark
sk8er_tor Oct 5, 2012 at 2:28 pm
Crackie the Snowman.
WillHeSurvive Oct 5, 2012 at 2:29 pm
"Berry White", The"OS" Doctor! HA!
newcollector Oct 5, 2012 at 3:02 pm
I love this one!!
pingote Oct 5, 2012 at 2:30 pm
NIEVE + BERRY = NIEBERRY
Well, I'm from Mexico so I thought something in Spanish.
An acronym of NIEVE (snow) and BERRY, giving "NieBerry".
Bueno, yo soy de México así que pensé algo en español.
Un acrónimo de NIEVE (snow) y BERRY, lo cual da “NieBerry”.
MBA_STOCKDOGS Oct 5, 2012 at 2:31 pm
BERRY BURY buries the competition!!!
chaz_cb Oct 5, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Thorsten. Definitely Thorsten.
gorang Oct 5, 2012 at 2:32 pm
Sparky Boldowski
My second entry :)
Jerky223 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:32 pm
DevBerry
jhspears Oct 5, 2012 at 2:33 pm
White Berry
NamelessStar Oct 5, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Edit: saw someone had same name i tried to come up with lol so ill go with BlackCrack cant be a cb addict with out oxymoron (need my BLACKberry Addiction lol)
sgt50 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:34 pm
Jack Splat * instead of Jack Frost or Splatty the Snowman
mnhockeycoach99 Oct 5, 2012 at 4:55 pm
My vote is just "Splat"... with the hopes that it turns into a splat due to warmer weather. :-)
go_mac_never_go_back Oct 5, 2012 at 2:35 pm
Berry Crackman
ayekon Oct 5, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Dev Frosty Alpha
linuxdaemon Oct 5, 2012 at 2:36 pm
"Stormy"
The 9550 was my favourite phone, and obviously the snowman came from a snow storm...and 2013 is about BB10 taking the market by storm (like force, not like sending the snowman in :))
Electricoptics2 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:37 pm
DEVon
juanfito Oct 5, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Boldly the Snowman
b34n Oct 5, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Caesar Baroneus. He represents BB10 which will come, see and conquer smartphone users worldwide!
kimosaab Oct 5, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Big Belly 10
arkaroola Oct 5, 2012 at 2:39 pm
SnowTEN
bmantz65 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:41 pm
CrackFlurry
psplova45 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Dev Alpha C !!!!!!!!
3Dee Oct 5, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Chilly Berries ;)
c2grainger Oct 5, 2012 at 2:43 pm
SnowCracker
Halifax Guy Oct 5, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Sparky, after Chevy Chase's character in Christmas Vacation and our very own Spark.
green_ember Oct 5, 2012 at 2:44 pm
Steve Jobs. He was reborn a BlackBerry fan exactly one year later... What, too soon? lol And let the troll attacks begin!
JimmyTheCricket Oct 5, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Not Blackberry related but I think he is actually a she and Peggy is perfect! Why? She lives in Winterpeg :-)
vx1 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:55 pm
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Crack Frost!
Crack Frost the Berry Dev :-)
CB Frost lol
FrostBerry Homeboy Y0!
rngeek Oct 5, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Taking a play off of Halloween and "CB" how about Count Berry.
mhinc Oct 5, 2012 at 2:47 pm
The Stay Puft Crackberry Addict.
Prince_Poppycock Oct 5, 2012 at 2:49 pm
Crackbrrry (cause he's cold, brrr and it sounds like berry) :-)
Siver Oct 5, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Calgary here & we already had a dusting of that white stuff. Hang in there, b/c it'll melt soon enough...
Here are a few names to think about...
SnowyBerry 10 (SNOBER for short), Flaky, Chilly, Crack Blitzy, Fridgy, NippyBerry, FreezyBerry....
samson47 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Earl E. Snowman
jkuyp Oct 5, 2012 at 2:55 pm
Abominable Spark
swade86 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:55 pm
DinkleBerg
Apocalypso Oct 5, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Herbert Crackleberry!!!
graze81 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Frosty The Thorman ;)
bengalt9 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:58 pm
X-man (X= Roman 10) :D
Stump3r Oct 5, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Sir Crackle Berry
TheBlackberryUser33 Oct 5, 2012 at 2:58 pm
Blackberry. There is no better brand name.
Proudly a member of TeamBlackberry, and in it for the long haul.
kozmo68 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:00 pm
#BB10Believe
NetworkGuy Oct 5, 2012 at 3:04 pm
EDIT: Someone beat me to the name I was going to use. Great contest. Good luck to the contestants with better originality than me. :)
kfh227 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Double B
Has a double meaning.
1) BB of course stands for blackberry
2) If the first B were backwards, and the B's squished together, it looks a bit like a snowman.
BBVegasGirl80 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Crackerjack or Crack Jack, a combination of CrackBerry and Jack Frost. Also, the snack brand and someone being referred to as a "crackerjack" or expert came to mind. :-)
Birddog2 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:08 pm
"They call me Mr. Heins!"
jefftam68 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:10 pm
Big Thor.
Rockin' the 9900
badboygt Oct 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm
BéBé of course .. sheesh!
toddie Oct 5, 2012 at 3:15 pm
Cracker-Jack
feldmen01 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:18 pm
Sherbert.... BlackBerry Sherbert
batrad Oct 5, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Berry
Vic_Franklyn Oct 5, 2012 at 4:52 pm
My entry is Crackbe (pronounced like Fros-ty) the snowman.
You can even make a Crackbe Song like Frosty...
Crackbe the Snowman
Was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Crackbe the Snowman
Is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day :-)
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dakid72 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:24 pm
How about "tenpus fugit" because..............who cares why just do it and bring on "The 10!"
G-bone Oct 5, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Crackberry Thor - the Northern God!
Time to freeze out the competition.!
cbcastle Oct 5, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Mr FlowTastic!
joyfulnoise5 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:26 pm
BerryCool or Ber for short (pronounced "Bear").
zami325 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Upicberryman ,,,,,Peekberryman,,,,,Veggieberryman,,,,, Rangerberryman
WSavageHumphrey Oct 5, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Thorsten the bold snowman!
euoberts Oct 5, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Seen a few Barry variants which it HAS to be. Thinking "cracked-out" Barry.
obinwanekezie Oct 5, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Mr. Frosty White
mhart343 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Name it Kevin
Make arms and hands for it
Put your phone in one of the hands
Take a photo with your other BlackBerry
Send to Thorsten
JimJamSapan Oct 5, 2012 at 3:34 pm
CRACKPOT
Jobook1 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:35 pm
bold berry!
I am berry.... berry bold
Blacberry by choice!
michjarv Oct 5, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Aristo
or just keep it simple.....call him Ten. done deal....
eve6er69 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:40 pm
Veggie delight. Or veg delight.
The veggie for the vegetables for his eyes and other things. delight for the graffiti representing the old school rap song rappers delight.
shebmiller Oct 5, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Colin Behrnackle - Don't ask me why, just got with it, also his initials are CB
Goodluck everyone!
Mhatham Oct 5, 2012 at 3:46 pm
Let’s call him Thumbs. You will need to beef up his stick arms though.
On a side note, that CB logo is in a awkward spot, I almost called him something else :o
maliz23 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Wow, CrackBerry has just hit an all time low. 2 grown men build a snowman, and the readers are posting one awful name after another. I really hope a video for the A-series leaks to bury this post before the trolls see it...they would have a field day with this one, and rightfully so.
Vic_Franklyn Oct 5, 2012 at 4:46 pm
You sound like a troll named Scrooge.
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OneGreenFerrigno Oct 5, 2012 at 5:01 pm
This thread is called name the snowman, not troll the snowman. Get lost loser and troll elsewhere.
maliz23 Oct 6, 2012 at 12:22 am
What exactly was I "trolling"? This snowman naming thing has to be one of the stupidest posts I've ever seen. What, are we in preschool? "OK class, here's the snowman, do you think you can make up a name for him"?
suzicat Oct 6, 2012 at 12:31 am
Gee some people have no sense of humor.
Vic_Franklyn Oct 6, 2012 at 10:39 pm
@maliz23 Right now your grade on humor is an F. Grow a sense of humor and get back to us. Kevin is a fun and cool guy and went to a lot of trouble to make this video. Show some respect.
PS And your whole remark was Trolling.
Definition of Trolling:
The art of deliberately pissing people off with inane, useless or derogatory remarks.
Your remarks were inane, specially in a thread where people are trying to name a snowman. For future reference, don't bother with threads that are going to make you say inane things.
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maliz23 Oct 9, 2012 at 10:52 am
The iPhone is shattering sales records, and we're naming snowmen. I'll "grow" a sense of humor when BB10 hits the market and is successful. Until then, I'd like to see more demos, leaks, speculation, and information.
I don't really find "humor" in naming a snowman. My definition of humor, is something that is funny, something that makes me laugh. I don't see how this was humorous at all. If you do, that's great, but I don't. And I don't have to agree with, or like every post that Kevin puts up just because he's a "fun and cool guy and went to a lot of trouble to make this video"...and if I disagree with something and speak my mind , that doesn't make me a troll. I am an admitted hater.
Rootbrian Oct 9, 2012 at 4:45 pm
Okay hater. Whatever.
pvpjohn Oct 5, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Holly Crack-Berry
OriginalLucy Oct 5, 2012 at 3:51 pm
He kinda has a tummy like @asaunders, so maybe @A
tag17 Oct 5, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Berry the Blizzard Man
codiak Oct 5, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Berry Christmas or seeing as it's a freeze.... Mr Hourglass.
kalbers Oct 5, 2012 at 3:55 pm
10 as in BB10 or
gregerator Oct 5, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Thorvin Bla1zeis
togardergrosse Oct 5, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Never see snow my whole life..
Nonetheless, every snowman/woman has big belly.
So it should be named "ChubBy"
Similar to CB in CrackBerry! LOL
GaDgEtMoN Oct 5, 2012 at 4:04 pm
BurhBerry...
FoxxBerry Oct 5, 2012 at 4:48 pm
+1
dgjackson40 Oct 5, 2012 at 4:04 pm
RIMpleman
grreyes24 Oct 5, 2012 at 4:08 pm
His name is Barry Tenley.... Also hilarious giving props to your mom.
northwests Oct 5, 2012 at 4:12 pm
Bill- It just feels right
TripNFry Oct 5, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Cracked Barry.
chan_the_killer Oct 5, 2012 at 4:15 pm
Cracky The Berry......
TripNFry Oct 5, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Charlie Blowhard... Just sounds right
mikepraba Oct 5, 2012 at 4:23 pm
"SNOWBERRY" or "WHITEBERRY"
mikechung53 Oct 5, 2012 at 4:25 pm
Berry White!
TTune Oct 5, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Ok - that was cute. Well done.
Vic_Franklyn Oct 5, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Barry White is smiling from heaven with that one :-)
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chaosdivine Oct 5, 2012 at 4:25 pm
TUROK! ;)
Axall Oct 5, 2012 at 4:27 pm
B.B.M. Blackberry Bold Man
El_Ray Oct 5, 2012 at 4:27 pm
CrackOBerry (Crack-O-Berry) or SnowOrsten the Mighty (Snow and Thorsten)
blindguy Oct 5, 2012 at 4:29 pm
"Adam"
RazMo Oct 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm
FROSTBERRY THE SNOWMAN...
Nefiasm Oct 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Torch - Torch the Snowman! :D
eszklar Oct 5, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Crackberry Frosty................
RazMo Oct 5, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Blacksnow.. (i know its not black)
Snowcrack...
Snow Tomatoe - Snomatoe
Tomatoman... lol
Jackberry named after jack frost
f1mx Oct 5, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Larry the Snowman
playpen007 Oct 5, 2012 at 4:38 pm
SnowBerry or SnowCrackerry...
TTune Oct 5, 2012 at 4:40 pm
I was thinking of Lord TENnyson or TENnessee Williams
(see where I'm going here?)
You can also replace his eyes with BlackBerry Sparks (or make those his buttons) and simply call him "BeeB" for short.
FoxxBerry Oct 5, 2012 at 4:47 pm
I say name him maliz23 , but if not "DJ Blackberry Ice! The ice cold MC (Mobile controller) keeping all Crackberry addicts dancing since 2006.....
sekhar_vijay Oct 5, 2012 at 4:53 pm
BE COLD :-)
jpicky86 Oct 5, 2012 at 4:54 pm
Hmmm how about Jack BOLDer
xposeurphoto Oct 5, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Well since we already the BBM Spark...how about Blingy (white hot and it sparkles)
yeah I know...corny
Proud owner of a BlackBerry Playbook & Torch
www.xposeurphoto.com
poolrookie78 Oct 5, 2012 at 5:00 pm
"Bo"Berry... Bo Derrick was a "10" and the snowman is actually a snowwoman :p
OneGreenFerrigno Oct 5, 2012 at 5:01 pm
How about Jackbee Frost?
mhorsley30 Oct 5, 2012 at 5:01 pm
Frosten - emphasis on the TEN!
squintyboy Oct 5, 2012 at 5:02 pm
snow crackberry man
Nigelbrown Oct 5, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Outàge the snowman
flybabyroxy Oct 5, 2012 at 5:11 pm
PlayBerry the Snowman :)
xicoxicao Oct 5, 2012 at 5:12 pm
To me, it look like a WhiteBerry 10
livejam Oct 5, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Berry Vanilla Ice
The greatest rapper with a keyboard! Swiping up his rhymes with style!
lengend Oct 5, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Crackberry Kevin jr
hoanglove8x Oct 5, 2012 at 5:17 pm
The CB logo stands for Crying Baby. So I name it "Crying Baby"
Like all of us are crying like a baby waiting for BB10. Haha
Taka313 Oct 5, 2012 at 5:26 pm
If it's that cold out has to be....
CRACKED BERRIES
all3n7 Oct 5, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Snowhiteberry...
vianar Oct 5, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Yellow.
It's the warning we give our kids and now can give to the competition...
Watch out for the Yellow snow, man.
Hahaha.
Snow in October, your part of Canada is playing up to the stereotypes. My part of Canada had great fall weather, a bit on the warm side. But not warm enough to melt my igloo. ;)
Hahahaha
destiny plays Oct 5, 2012 at 5:30 pm
Destiny plays call him crackle berry!! He is pretty cute
Maxey05 Oct 5, 2012 at 5:35 pm
CrackBerry Iceman
EsJayDee Oct 5, 2012 at 5:35 pm
His name is Guy, the branded snowman.
Guy. Just guy.
crashboy19 Oct 5, 2012 at 5:36 pm
CBB Crackberry bold berry as never back down from the competion
tag17 Oct 5, 2012 at 5:39 pm
SnowBerry Sammy
crackburrie Oct 5, 2012 at 5:48 pm
The snowman should be called Whiteberry Heins :D
kblder Oct 5, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Jingle Berry
disk0 Oct 5, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Be Bold Marvin (BBM) !!!
Ekilla Oct 5, 2012 at 5:56 pm
I would call him Mr. Snow BuBs! :)
9of13 Oct 5, 2012 at 6:00 pm
Thorsty the snowman!
playbookster Oct 5, 2012 at 6:05 pm
iphone and android are the phones of summer, but "winter is coming".
Call him Lord Berry Stark
michiganroots Oct 5, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Here ya go: "Andy Appleton"
This way, when he melts, we can all laugh our tails off!
(Sometimes it's more fun to watch something naturally collapse on its own rather than trying to force it.)
diggin4aliving Oct 5, 2012 at 6:16 pm
How about "Crackaluk The Snow Man" after your dad Kevin!! He did all the work to build him.
kidkamel Oct 5, 2012 at 6:19 pm
I shall call it snuggleberry, because all I want to do is snuggle with my blackberry during the winter
dewey32399 Oct 5, 2012 at 6:21 pm
How about SPLAT! (*)
stego Oct 5, 2012 at 6:25 pm
FlowFlakes!
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Bold 9900
Playbook
alexgirto Oct 5, 2012 at 6:43 pm
I say you should name him Countdown-to-BB10, because by the time he melts everyone should have a BB10 device
Villordsutch Oct 5, 2012 at 6:54 pm
Old Green Eyes
Jaiden Oct 5, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Lil' Crack Bastard!
xmasberry Oct 5, 2012 at 7:04 pm
Thorsty the Boldman.
tediprude Oct 5, 2012 at 7:08 pm
let's just call him "SnowBerry"
Peace...
iwasspartacus Oct 5, 2012 at 7:30 pm
You will forever be known as:
Greg.
Greg is a very busy snowman who gets things done ... in fact, if you took another picture of him right now you'd be able to see that he has already evolved.
iwasspartacus Oct 5, 2012 at 7:31 pm
You will forever be known as:
Greg.
Greg is a very busy snowman who gets things done ... in fact, if you took another picture of him right now you'd be able to see that he has already evolved.
Whoops - double post.
MrsLaLaa Oct 5, 2012 at 7:30 pm
Crasper the berry snowman
Andrew4life Oct 5, 2012 at 7:33 pm
Name it
BBOS for BLACKBERRY ORANGE SNOWMAN!
Wait..is that a conflict of interest to the BBOS site?
Maybe CBOS then, lol, CRACKBERRY ORANGE SNOWMAN!
PFairhead Oct 5, 2012 at 7:35 pm
Crackman
kerry6 Oct 5, 2012 at 7:49 pm
I say call him "QNX-Bob". Looks ready for the zombie apocalypse...name is ready also..
Nickstarmaster Oct 5, 2012 at 7:49 pm
Stormy.
Name from BlackBerry Storm, because it's always frozen!
Ba dum tss!
springbok Oct 5, 2012 at 7:53 pm
Florence the Peekonator
It's a play on "flow", "extend", "peek", and "connect"--the concepts of BlackBerry 10! xD
Zidentia Oct 5, 2012 at 7:54 pm
Blustery balance
jb325 Oct 5, 2012 at 8:00 pm
From Arizona that is looking Cold. How about Frozen Berries.
odpatch Oct 5, 2012 at 8:03 pm
Sbarrick Bold
Manic99 Oct 5, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Zeus
frabas1 Oct 5, 2012 at 8:19 pm
Snowbozia
goodbery Oct 5, 2012 at 8:22 pm
He's a pretty cool guy. I think he should be
CoolBerry
blak8830 Oct 5, 2012 at 8:22 pm
MoBeeBee
Wireless Gadget Oct 5, 2012 at 8:29 pm
Frostberry
chautime Oct 5, 2012 at 8:34 pm
How about just plain Frosty. Or name it after your dad. Or go with daddy crackberry.
rcheung135 Oct 5, 2012 at 8:43 pm
Harold the Dapper or
Harold the Magnificent!
I've always thought Magnus sounded like an awesome name :)
matkas Oct 5, 2012 at 8:58 pm
How about BlackBerrice or better yet, CrackBerrice
troshs Oct 5, 2012 at 9:15 pm
This is gonna sound nerdy as h*ll, but if you play Skyrim there are these berries that you can pick in certain areas. They are called Snowberries, and the reason I vote for the name Snow Berry is because they build your resistance to FIRE!
gleepy Oct 5, 2012 at 9:16 pm
One can't get any more Canadian than "Gordon". Although I do like Barry.
wgtcarlos Oct 5, 2012 at 10:45 pm
+1 I also like Gordon. In fact I named "Gordon" one of my most used generic class. Yup, I'm a crazy dev :D
Loelin Oct 5, 2012 at 9:18 pm
Super Crafty Betty the Flowing Snowman.
XD
Hunadora@hotmail.com Oct 5, 2012 at 9:38 pm
1. Darth Snowman
2.Hans Snow-Low
3. Luke Snow-Walker
4. Darth Snow Squall
5. Frost Fang
6. Whiteout
7. Winterpeg Berry
Vic_Franklyn Oct 5, 2012 at 10:39 pm
Wouldn't happen to be a Star Wars fan by any chance?
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Tablets are incredible
remmo Oct 5, 2012 at 9:52 pm
Darth Berry
tinysalmon Oct 5, 2012 at 9:57 pm
Mr. Frozen Crack - if you know what I mean
Yandar Oct 5, 2012 at 10:06 pm
How does Thawston Heins grab you?
dnottingham4 Oct 5, 2012 at 10:14 pm
Smoothie - casue BB10 Flow and peek are smooth!
Jassal2008 Oct 5, 2012 at 10:20 pm
I say we name it the CrackBerry 3-10 Snowman for 3 parts of the body and 10 for BB10. and the rating i give your dad for making the Snowman
Unbiased Tech Oct 5, 2012 at 10:36 pm
Alright here we go......
SNOWBERRY COLD 9900
runkle55 Oct 5, 2012 at 10:42 pm
Pastor Frozen Frogbert and his flaky congregation.........waiting patiently for a sunnier disposition.
jaymck Oct 5, 2012 at 11:01 pm
Cracky the BB Snowman!
93Aero Oct 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm
Rimmy!
The blacker the berry the sweeter the use...
McNibbler Oct 6, 2012 at 12:24 am
Snowmeister McSnowpants just because I like it! Here is my Frosty, Ummm, Snowmeister McSnowpants song
Snowmeister McSnowpants
Was a jolly happy soul,
With a stamper mouth and a carrot nose,
And two eyes from green tomatoes.
Snowmeister McSnowpants
Was a fairy tale they say,
He was made of snow,
But Crackberry knows,
How he saved BlackBerry one day.
There must have been some magic
In Thorsten Hein’s reign,
For when he turned the company around,
BlackBerry was back again.
Snowmeister McSnowpants
Was alive as he could be,
And the crackberrys say,
He could work and play,
Just wait until you see.
Snowmeister McSnowpants
Knew Windows and Android
And Apple’s IOS
Was just at best,
A child’s toy and nothing more.
BlackBerry 10
Was as sleek as it could be.
Doing everything that you could dream
Don’t forget that LED.
The battery life and ease of use,
Email and many apps,
Camera and surfing the web,
And it has Google maps!
Snowmeister McSnowpants
Had to hurry on his way,
He just stopped by,
Just to say HI
And BlackBerry 10 is on the way!
BionicKris Oct 6, 2012 at 1:51 am
Nice job with the lyrics there.
ILUMINATIUNDEAD Oct 5, 2012 at 11:36 pm
CRACKYWEENIE
Jimcmf Oct 5, 2012 at 11:50 pm
How about Mr. Winter ?
Jeovex Oct 6, 2012 at 12:03 am
Berry Chilly
yanniboy Oct 6, 2012 at 12:04 am
ICE BERRY
revil-0-316 Oct 6, 2012 at 12:37 am
Call him "Kevin Cosme" , a comedian snowman.
re_matters Oct 6, 2012 at 12:46 am
Phil
w0lfgang Oct 6, 2012 at 12:48 am
A late entry......Yeti Michaluk Jr
thesl8s Oct 6, 2012 at 12:56 am
Bear Blacky, Survivalist and Adventurer. Star of Snowman vs. Wild...
willm Oct 6, 2012 at 2:02 am
Yea, I know I'm late but I have to chime in.
His name is Clovernuts.
Nothing to do with BlackBerry, but WTF is the clover shape painted on his nuts?!?!
EDIT: Just watched the video instead of looking at just the picture. Now I know it's SUPPOSED to be a "CB" but it still looks like some sort of Orange Clover homage to Irish Protestants or something.
SummersLastNight Oct 6, 2012 at 3:56 am
Berry White
Berry the snowman, was a mascot for C.B,
with tomatoes eyes and bulging thighs he came alive for all to see
Berry the snowman is alive for probably a day,
he was made of snow by the daddy-o of our editor in chief,
There must have been some magic in that old fedora hat they found,
for when they placed it on his head, he began to BBM around.
Oh, Berry the snowman was as tech savvy as could be,
he could text, email, compress data and multitask daily.
BBM m m BBM m m look at Berry go,
BBM m m BBM m m messaging to and fro.
Berry the snowman, knew that the time had come,
for BB10 to come, and all to have fun, before iOS melts away,
down to every village, with BB10 in both his hands,
BBMing here, flowing there,
saying "Thorstein is the man",
He gave away a BB10 to every one he met,
giving away a BB10 to Androids was no regret,
Oh Berry the snowman, had a heart larger than brain,
iOS users, android too said BB10 was insane.
BBM m m BBM m m look at Berry go,
BBM m m BBM m m stealing the smartphone show!
linuxbbm Oct 6, 2012 at 7:42 am
Crackberry SnowKevin XD
pelletizer Oct 6, 2012 at 8:17 am
R10D10 2013.
EchuOkan1 Oct 6, 2012 at 10:02 pm
Hi Kevin, after some thought I believe we should call him Cracky "The Ten" Man or Thorsty "The Ten" Man.
BB 10 and Crackberry rule!!!!!
Cheers!
LAZYMAN 91 Oct 7, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Action man!