Traffic.com recently released their free application for BlackBerry Smartphones. The app gives you an easy view of traffic conditions, including color-coded traffic flow maps, incident data, mass transit data and more. This is extremely handy for travelers or commuters who need to keep tabs on traffic conditions. The Traffic.com app is available totally free from BlackBerry App World.
In honor of the launch of the free Traffic.com mobile application on the BlackBerry, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free Garmin Nuvi 1390 T to one of its readers. The contest rules are easy: In the comments section of this post, share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen while waiting in traffic. Haven't seen a funny one? Then make one up yourself! Oh but be sure to keep it somewhat suitable for work. The top 10 finalists will be chosen by the WHERE team on Monday, November 2nd. Then it's up to you, the CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner! The winner will be notified via email and will receive a free Garmin Nuvi. Keep reading for full details.
Win a Free Garmin Nuvi Contest Details
Ok, here is what we are asking you to do:
Step 1: Download the Traffic.com app from App World. (Will this increase your chances of winning? Heck no! But it will sure save you a lot of time and frustration on your next commute.)
Step 2: Share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen (or have made up) in the comments of this post.
10 finalists will be chosen and posted in the CrackBerry blogs for the community to vote. One grand prize winner will receive a new Garmin Nuvi 1390 T.
AnneO Nov 1, 2009 at 6:27 pm
I'm hoping to win something this time
steve032792 Nov 1, 2009 at 6:50 pm
want
matt@kubinskis.com Nov 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm
My other car is a police car
CapnDap Nov 1, 2009 at 7:03 pm
"Support your local rescue squad. Get lost."
dominican_noe Nov 1, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Please do not honk, driver is sleeping.
dominican_noe Nov 1, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Don't bother honking or flashing your lights, I'm deaf and blind.
toan07 Nov 1, 2009 at 7:21 pm
"If your reading this youre not close enough"
"If you hit me than I gonna sue you to get my next month's car payment"
mordendrak Nov 1, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Republican. Because not everyone can be on welfare.
allmotorsi Nov 1, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Pickme...
mocscoobz Nov 1, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Pick me, oh please, oh please
tmp3150 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Here are some hilarious bumper stickers I came across.
#1 EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
#2 "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
#3 if you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
#4 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
#5 The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Thanks for allowing me to enter the contest.
NickHutch12 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:15 pm
"i'm not drunk, i'm texting!"
i had this bumper sticker made after i got pulled over (in the MORNING) and the officer swore i was drunk, when i was really just texting on my storm (not so easy while driving, i do not recommend it LOL), anywho i got a 180$ fine which got knocked down to 85$ in court...i had the sticker made the next day.
jrial Nov 1, 2009 at 8:43 pm
need this one!
aztech Nov 1, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Obummer, Change is going to hurt
Dr.Sadistic Nov 1, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Looks like a great app.
akasnoopy Nov 1, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I'd rather be spanking the monkey!!
I wish you hadn't voted for Bush... -God
How many actual blonde jokes are there? One, the rest are facts.
storm_fan2009 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Saw this last week on an old beat up van, and sure enough, the turn signal was on with no legal turn anywhere in sight (and no, I don't drive such a van).
"Old people forget to turn off their signals...I'm one of them so back off."
givonion Nov 1, 2009 at 9:29 pm
"hehheh"
carrots Nov 1, 2009 at 9:32 pm
this shows advertisements work, your advertisement here!!!
muzmurad Nov 1, 2009 at 9:33 pm
On the back of a Taxi:
"When i Grow up, i want to be a bus"
:D
lol pick me pick me
tlo07 Nov 1, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Ok this has prolly already been used but I didn't have time to read through 12 zillion posts to make sure:
"Yes, its my truck. No, I won't help you move."
goofysblackberry Nov 1, 2009 at 10:11 pm
if i could win this then i could pass it along to my wife for her bold when i purchase the 9700 when it comes out! keeping it in the family! lol! good luck to all!
Tcip37 Nov 1, 2009 at 10:40 pm
I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.
hot4lyfe Nov 1, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Jesus saves, he passes to Noah who shoots and scores!
hot4lyfe Nov 1, 2009 at 10:45 pm
"Life's like a movie ... and I'm something like an asshole directing my own shit"
linkkoriri Nov 1, 2009 at 11:00 pm
--> My Blackberry kicks your iPhone's butt.
--> How's My Driving? PIN Msg me @ 305C4F18
--> My Other License is my Blackberry PIN
--> Dont bug me I'm texting.
***LOL With new Ontario Law***
I hope you consider me for a finalist!! Congrats to all the entrants and finalists!!!!
Jazztenor87 Nov 1, 2009 at 11:01 pm
"I wouldn't sh*t you; you're my favorite turd!"
urnikkachris#cb Nov 1, 2009 at 11:21 pm
there was a bumper sticker on a run down truck that shows an arrow pointing at the muffler ansd says i see this in bed every night. i thought it was stupid.
tazzbaby1999 Nov 1, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Don not piss of my dragon: for you are crunchy and tasty with ketchup.
My other ride is a broom.
pit, pass or just get outta my way.
I am not speeding, I am qualifying.
Give me a ticket?? gotta catch me first!!
Pierced and tattooed in places your love to lick!!
I cant drive 55, my car won't go that fast!!
eazid#cb Nov 1, 2009 at 11:30 pm
"My other auto is an AK-47"
imtheaunt Nov 1, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Not a bumper sticker, but a car plate that read I4GT2P---I FORGOT TO PEE...Come on.......
robcc Nov 1, 2009 at 11:44 pm
I don't care about your honor student
robcc Nov 1, 2009 at 11:49 pm
I don't care about your honor student
frolicndetour Nov 1, 2009 at 11:57 pm
I need it for work!
garynky Nov 2, 2009 at 12:00 am
"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."
GT
KnappyRootz Nov 2, 2009 at 12:08 am
"My kids think I'm an ATM."
sunmurad13 Nov 2, 2009 at 12:08 am
"I'M REALLYY HAPPY FOR YOU, BUT I HAVE ONE OF THE BEST BUMPER STICKERS OF ALL TIME"
please pick me :)
pradeeppdx Nov 2, 2009 at 12:20 am
This is the unit I would love to have
Thanks
n00b.spotlight Nov 2, 2009 at 12:38 am
Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!
fcpeditor Nov 2, 2009 at 3:15 am
I could use direction in my life.
LR7 Nov 2, 2009 at 8:42 am
To the place that I belong...
Mister.Mitch Nov 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Don't laugh, it's paid for
DeniseK1 Nov 2, 2009 at 1:34 pm
insured by Smith & Wesson
bradleybeeson Nov 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm
my kid beat up your honors student.
matheudr Nov 2, 2009 at 2:35 pm
"I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!"
gdswalia Nov 2, 2009 at 11:09 pm
1) Queen Elizabeth Riding - Hit at your own risk!
2) If That iPhone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better
3) Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
4) So Many Pedestrians --- So Little Time!
5) Stop Honking I'm trying to make a phone call.
6) Yes, it's my truck, and NO, I won't help you move.
7) This bumper sticker is just hiding a dent.
8) 100,000 Sperm, & YOU were the Strongest Swimmer.
9) You're so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you!
10) Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
gdswalia Nov 2, 2009 at 11:10 pm
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
Hahahahaha!
adomador Nov 3, 2009 at 9:50 am
catch me if you can!
vzwtech Nov 3, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I WOULD RATHER BE CUMIN RATHER THAN STROKEING.
for give the spelling.
Fireproof1905 Nov 3, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Keep honking.... I'm reloading
Fireproof1905 Nov 3, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Be nice to nerds... Chances are you'll end up working for one
deepseadinko Nov 4, 2009 at 12:13 am
Saw this one @ work :)
We Support P.E.T.A. People Eating Tasty Animals
DirtyJoker Nov 4, 2009 at 3:08 am
BUMPER STICKER - "SEX IS MY FAVORITE SPORT, IT'S FREE AND YOU DON'T NEED SPECIAL SHOES"
amizelle Nov 4, 2009 at 8:04 pm
I would give you the finger, but I just got my nails done.
amizelle Nov 4, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I would give you the finger, but I just got my nails done.
rmccracken1 Nov 5, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Hard work pays off later, Laziness pays off now.
rmccracken1 Nov 5, 2009 at 4:31 pm
MY BORDER COLLIE IS SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT!
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