Traffic.com Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

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By Adam Zeis on 22 Oct 2009 12:19 pm EDT
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Traffic.com recently released their free application for BlackBerry Smartphones. The app gives you an easy view of traffic conditions, including color-coded traffic flow maps, incident data, mass transit data and more. This is extremely handy for travelers or commuters who need to keep tabs on traffic conditions. The Traffic.com app is available totally free from BlackBerry App World.

In honor of the launch of the free Traffic.com mobile application on the BlackBerry, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free Garmin Nuvi 1390 T to one of its readers. The contest rules are easy: In the comments section of this post, share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen while waiting in traffic. Haven't seen a funny one? Then make one up yourself! Oh but be sure to keep it somewhat suitable for work. The top 10 finalists will be chosen by the WHERE team on Monday, November 2nd. Then it's up to you, the CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner! The winner will be notified via email and will receive a free Garmin Nuvi. Keep reading for full details.

Win a Free Garmin Nuvi Contest Details

Ok, here is what we are asking you to do:

Step 1: Download the Traffic.com app from App World. (Will this increase your chances of winning? Heck no! But it will sure save you a lot of time and frustration on your next commute.)

Step 2: Share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen (or have made up) in the comments of this post.

10 finalists will be chosen and posted in the CrackBerry blogs for the community to vote. One grand prize winner will receive a new Garmin Nuvi 1390 T.

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Traffic.com Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

1307 Comments

1. PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
2. LOST YOUR CAT? TRY LOOKING UNDER MY TIRES
3. Well behaved women rarely make history
4. I'm only speeding cause I really have to POOP
5. I Hate My Ex Girlfriend
6. CAUTION! I brake for hookers
7. HORN BROKE, Watch for finger
8. I am not drunk! I am by nature a loud, friendly, clumsy person
9. Caution I Drive Like You

"I love it when balls are in my face" (From the 40 year old virgin when they are arguing about who is gay. CLASSIC!

these are my fave

1. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

2. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

4. Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

5. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

"When I show up, the cops call 911"

"Am I going to slow? Call 1-800-go-fun-yourself"

"My name is bubble boy"

Save a Life
Motorcycles are everywhere...
...and probably passing you at 75 mph on a double solid line!!"

This is one that I have always wanted to have made up!

Here is my entry on the bumper sticker:

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"

My child serves honor rolls at Baker College.

Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.

Just be happy I'm not a twin.

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

Double your drive space. Delete Windows.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

i seen a funny one the other day and i was like, ohhh CRACKBERRY CONTEST!!!
I need it for work driving truck, my old one died :(

anyways it said :

Keep grandma and grandpa off the streets driving, support your local bingo

:)

keep working, millions on welfare are depending on you.

I love animals, they taste great!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

My Son was inmate of the month at Rahway state prison. (Rahway is a hardcore maximum security prison in NJ)

Or

My Son Kicked the Sh*t out of your honor student.

If you think this is bad you should see my wife!
-on a rusty Lime Green Nova

Horn Broken Watch for finger!
-on a old ford truck with a gun rack

Retired: No job, no worries, no clock, no cash!
-Back of an RV

On the Left: Support Our Troops
On the Right: Make Love not War
On the Back window: Buck Fush
-On a Pink Honda

My Kid *ucked Up your Honor Roll Student
-This was on a Old school bus with the letters blacked out

I saw a F350 turbo diesel with a bumper sticker that pointed to the exhaust, saying: I just offset your green car.

As he takes off, a huge black smoke cloud comes out of the exhaust.

Bad Cop No Donut!!!

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost

Beer Helping People have Sex since 1865.

Please Stop Staring at my Cars Butt

1. People Eating Tasty Animals!!
2. Jesus Loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
3. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

I saw one in response to the "never drive faster than your angel can fly" and it read "your angel can't fly fast enough so I ran it over."

the worst bumper sticker that i came across was spotted only a few days ago actaully. the sticker said GOBAMA! what a joke lol

if there is any way possible that you guys at my FAVORITE website of all time, could see it possible for me to win this it would be fantastic. I drive an 18 wheeler for a living and finding places faster would help get me back home to my family faster. Thanks for the contest and chance to win.

I saw this bumper sticker a few months ago: "My country invaded Iraq and all I got was this expensive gas"

I thought it was clever and hysterical.

There are some really funny posts on here! Hope I win!

Welcome to America....now learn English. That's the funniest one I've seen.

If I had to make one up, Honk if you love Blackberry's...that should cause a massive traffic jam

I saw this funny bumper sticker on an SUV. Took me while to figure it out as it was in all uppercase and no spaces in between:
GETOFFMABUMYABASS

I'd like to think it was an Aussie in the car!

S--- HAPPENS!!!

I know that you've seen this one or @ least heard it before! We all know that....

STUFF HAPPENS!!! LOL :)

i was in a line of traffic in a tiny town (going about 7 miles an hour in a 35) when i finally reached the other end of town i saw the cause of the traffic. It was a huge angry looking man on a tiny read scooter with a bumper sticker that read "honk if you've never heard a firearm fired from a motorcycle". In context it was awesome.
I have pics.

Great contest btw

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to

I'd back up my hard drive if I could find its reverse.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

I know that 5 is a lot but I have been waiting for some place to share these that I have saved up for a lot of years.

#1 - "Earth First," We'll strip mine the other planets later!

#2 - This vehicle is protected by anti-theft sticker

#3 - If you can't be an athlete be an athletic supporter!

#4 - A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

#5 - I am drot as nunk as some thinkle peep I am!

Honk if anything falls off

Those who forget the lessons of history are bound to repeat it.. IN SUMMER SCHOOL!

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I'm not completely worthless. I can be used as a bad example.

I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the june flower.

I would love to have a garmin gps. I saw a bumper sticker that made me laugh; "I'd rather be playing Quidditch."

"Somking sections in restaurants are like peeing sections in pools"
"Please wait driver is reloading"
"When i put this sticker on this car, the cars value doubled"

I saw this on a back of a RASA carpet cleaning van:
"HOMEOWNER, 3 BEDROOMS, AND HALLWAY $89.99"

These were on the back of a car:

1. "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalks."

2. "We're the people our parents warned us about."

3. "Officer, I wasn't driving too fast. I was flying too low."

if i am driving making mistakes then text 'mistake' to 2233 and the ringtone of 'there is noone without mistakes' comes to your cellphone...

#1 - my other ride is your mom

#2 - Lost your cat? Look under my tires

#3 - Yes I have plenty of spare change. Thanks for asking.

1) What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?

2) The shortest sentences is "I am"
The longest is "I do"

3) Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?

This would be so nice because I have to drive about an hour every day to work, would be able to find out if its jammed on the highways or back roads. Good Luck All.

My apologies for any repeats. I haven't read all 1,200+ posts:
1. My Boxer (dog silhouette) is smarter than your honor student.

2. Visualize whirled peas.

3. Stop the violins.

1. I had a life... But my job ate it
2. Drugs lead nowhere, but it is the scenic route
3. The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest is "I do."

1.The difference between oBama & oSama is a little B.S
2.Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an asshole
3.Drive carefully:90% of all people are caused by an accidents
4.Obama Bin Lyin..IMPEACH NOW!
5.Ive made smarter things than you by eating fiber

I had a three way tie!

Women who seek to be equal with men, lack ambition.

I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.

I'm a geek, so I like this one too ..

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

I saw this one in a college parking lot:

"Sorry I missed church; I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

Hope you enjoy!

"My Country Invaded Iraq and All I Got Was This Expensive Gas"

"Stop Following Me So Close Before I Flick A Booger On Your Windshield"

On an old vw bus:
0-60 in 12 minutes

Life is like a garden...dig it
I wish my wife was this dirty
My son had sex with your honor student at (insert school name)

"The Ass Family" and there was a picture of a family. Under the dad it said "Wise", under the mom it said "Smart", under the oldest son was "Lazy", under the daughter was "Kiss", and under the youngest son was "Dumb". LMAO!!

My fav bumper sticker has been I B NEWF. Seriously. I live in Newfoundland, the car had Quebec plates. I laughed for 5 minutes. Totally unsure why, but it made my day !

1. Be nice to America or we will bring democracy to your country
2. The Ass family-wise, smart, lazy, kiss dumb
3. McDonald logo-with Marijuana over billion stoned
4. Fat people are hard to kidnap
5. This vehicle is protected by antitheft sticker
6. You looked better on MySpace
7. If you can’t enjoy yourself, try to enjoy someone else
8. Don’t worry what people think, they don’t do it often
9. I am only speeding cause I really have to poop
10. My other ride is your mom
11. The only bush I trust is my own
12. Lost your cat try looking under my tires

This one has been my favorite for years:

"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"

I almost wrecked when I read it.

*If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

*Republicans for Voldemort

*PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals

Saw this bumper sticker when i was a kid and have never forgot it!

-"Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a bugger on your windshield!"

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