Traffic.com Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

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By Adam Zeis on 22 Oct 2009 12:19 pm EDT
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Traffic.com recently released their free application for BlackBerry Smartphones. The app gives you an easy view of traffic conditions, including color-coded traffic flow maps, incident data, mass transit data and more. This is extremely handy for travelers or commuters who need to keep tabs on traffic conditions. The Traffic.com app is available totally free from BlackBerry App World.

In honor of the launch of the free Traffic.com mobile application on the BlackBerry, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free Garmin Nuvi 1390 T to one of its readers. The contest rules are easy: In the comments section of this post, share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen while waiting in traffic. Haven't seen a funny one? Then make one up yourself! Oh but be sure to keep it somewhat suitable for work. The top 10 finalists will be chosen by the WHERE team on Monday, November 2nd. Then it's up to you, the CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner! The winner will be notified via email and will receive a free Garmin Nuvi. Keep reading for full details.

Win a Free Garmin Nuvi Contest Details

Ok, here is what we are asking you to do:

Step 1: Download the Traffic.com app from App World. (Will this increase your chances of winning? Heck no! But it will sure save you a lot of time and frustration on your next commute.)

Step 2: Share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen (or have made up) in the comments of this post.

10 finalists will be chosen and posted in the CrackBerry blogs for the community to vote. One grand prize winner will receive a new Garmin Nuvi 1390 T.

Topics: Contests

haroon.choudery

"Male nurses do it deep"

I guess some male nurse that was trying to regain his manhood had this outside the doctor's office

82airborne

Horn broken, watch for finger

Huffdaddy1982

If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it.

jongross100

Sure could use a new Garmin Thanks

MedicEd

" KEEP WORKING!! Millions on welfare are counting on you "

devGOD

1. PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
2. LOST YOUR CAT? TRY LOOKING UNDER MY TIRES
3. Well behaved women rarely make history
4. I'm only speeding cause I really have to POOP
5. I Hate My Ex Girlfriend
6. CAUTION! I brake for hookers
7. HORN BROKE, Watch for finger
8. I am not drunk! I am by nature a loud, friendly, clumsy person
9. Caution I Drive Like You

BocaDog

"My kid can beat up your honor student"

bassmig

My other ride is your mom

blazanik

like baby on board but "b*tch on board"

hpdspecial68

Monica Lewinky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President.

wkupike2000

"I'm only speeding because I really need to poop!"

joeyjoejoejr05

"i'm only speeding cause i have to poop"

LaceyM81188

Woot Woot... Love Nuvi. Love Blackberry!!

FloAC

"I love it when balls are in my face" (From the 40 year old virgin when they are arguing about who is gay. CLASSIC!

trev9065

wow this looks amazing

Bryantkd

CoEd Naked Twister Champion!

The Answer is 42! (what's the question?)

latinatwix28

these are my fave

1. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

2. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

4. Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

5. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

kraminc

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

0195311

On an old Pontiac with the "i" missing:
"Junkin' for Jesus"

nehott

"When I show up, the cops call 911"

"Am I going to slow? Call 1-800-go-fun-yourself"

"My name is bubble boy"

maddmaxx308

The Jesus fish, with the word "Satan" in the middle.

"Satan is the same as Santa, just a little mixed up"

mding4gold

It was just 6 letters:
I M E Z R U

bubbasixx

Save a Life
Motorcycles are everywhere...
...and probably passing you at 75 mph on a double solid line!!"

This is one that I have always wanted to have made up!

black_rain™

YOUR WIFE IS HOT ... CALL DICK'S A/C REPAIR 24/7 !!!

mrking.id

"How's my driving...

...call 1-800-EAT-SHIT"

Now that is funny!!!!! :)

decolur455

The next time you plan on parking so close to me
let me now in advance so I can bring my freakin' can opener!!!

stick2e

Here is my entry on the bumper sticker:

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"

Itaku

My son is an honor student. And My president is an idiot.

brydav

Such a beautiful day, please don't f*ck it up! The * was a peace symbol.

topherserrano

"GAS or ASS - No Free Rides!"

(with stick figure animation)

I was like, WTH!? when i saw this!

I could sure use a Nuvi!

deathberry

A penny for your thoughts a dollar if you flash me

SDWolf

"My mother was inmate of the month at Las Conlinas"

moesberry

Best bumper sticker - I'm not just A b*itch, I'm THE b*itch... Honesty is the greatest :)

bgbagz

"No cash inside vehicle, But driver carries $100 in hollow point ammunition"

cporcelli

I saw this on an H3
"If you love your husband give him a Hummer"

SDWolf

"My mother was inmate of the month at Los Colinas"

ecufan

WWJD?
Who Wants Jelly Donuts?

keyboardguru

Interested in the contest. Im in

thachamp

"if youre gonna ride my ass atleast pull my hair"

RickyRoss10

I actually own the Tshirt, but I recently saw the phrase on a bumper sticker...

Hung like a Republican

kendal32884

"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ***hole!"

Realist

My child serves honor rolls at Baker College.

Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.

Just be happy I'm not a twin.

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

Double your drive space. Delete Windows.

MajorStorm

"Hang Up, you're not driving a Phone Booth!"

cgiforever

Do you believe in life after death?
Well, touch this car if you'd like to find out.

MajorStorm

"Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful, Hate Me Because Your Boyfriend Thinks So!"

ssjtiamat

My fav is:

My PS3 beat up you Xbox 360!

thechin

I could use a new unit..

MajorStorm

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

docsmody

Please, follow me closer, I could use the insurance money.

MajorStorm

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

germann1

Great app. I bet the NUVI is an excellent GPS. I'd love to try it.

Dr Incredible

Some church here has a lot of funny ones they put out.

My favorite is "Seven days without prayer makes one weak."

ltrtiger

Just did a map update for my Nuvi, but darned if I won't part with it for this thing. Nice.

lions80#CB

The funniest one i saw said, " I like to eat pussy!" And it had a dog with a cat in its mouth. Priceless

hockey#CB

Honk if you want to spank me

ZipKicker

i seen a funny one the other day and i was like, ohhh CRACKBERRY CONTEST!!!
I need it for work driving truck, my old one died :(

anyways it said :

Keep grandma and grandpa off the streets driving, support your local bingo

:)

Emwolb81

This would be nice to win... a loyal member for 1 year still waiting for the first win!

moach1

keep working, millions on welfare are depending on you.

I love animals, they taste great!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

aczaplicki

My Son was inmate of the month at Rahway state prison. (Rahway is a hardcore maximum security prison in NJ)

Or

My Son Kicked the Sh*t out of your honor student.

DisastersPat

'There's no better way to express your opinion than in fine print on a small rectangle on the back of your car'

chocolate optimus

If you can read this bumper sticker then my car is upside down

yovanito99

this would be pretty great in my car

jcash74

I used to miss my ex.....
now I am a much better shot!

jcash74

I used to miss my ex.....
now I am a much better shot!

ntekllc

If you think this is bad you should see my wife!
-on a rusty Lime Green Nova

Horn Broken Watch for finger!
-on a old ford truck with a gun rack

Retired: No job, no worries, no clock, no cash!
-Back of an RV

On the Left: Support Our Troops
On the Right: Make Love not War
On the Back window: Buck Fush
-On a Pink Honda

My Kid *ucked Up your Honor Roll Student
-This was on a Old school bus with the letters blacked out

needs_ritalin_24_7

I tried seeing from your point of view... but I couldn't fit my head that far up my a**!

ismokecrackberries

i get lost all the time and therefore am always late...this would make my life a lot easier, and help me keep a job!

iRK

"Bosses are like diapers: full of shit and all over your ass."

jonascalhoun

If you get any closer, I'm going to flick a booger on your windshield.

setag7

"Blackberry on board"

metalmancpa

Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires.

david22585

I saw a F350 turbo diesel with a bumper sticker that pointed to the exhaust, saying: I just offset your green car.

As he takes off, a huge black smoke cloud comes out of the exhaust.

bjemiller

My daughter and my money go to Duke

kathryn.davidson

i like the bumper sticker --> conservative in exile

kathryn.davidson

i like the bumper sticker --> conservative in exile
kathryn.davidson@yahoo.com

bigcalidave

Best bumper sticker ever?
NOBAMA!

yaabeng

When in doubt, don't pull out. (Don't drink and drive)

Azaurath

Fat People are Hard to Kidnap.

boatincpt

I need a new gps...please pick me

Gup07

Bad Cop No Donut!!!

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost

Beer Helping People have Sex since 1865.

Please Stop Staring at my Cars Butt

irie

1. People Eating Tasty Animals!!
2. Jesus Loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
3. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

postal32

On my way to work, kill me.

arkfirefighter

Love to win something lol maybe i will get lucky lol

muzmurad

My Other car is a Cop Car

phone_s3x

Jesus loves me... (but only for my c0ck)

wocampb

I saw one in response to the "never drive faster than your angel can fly" and it read "your angel can't fly fast enough so I ran it over."

Shay D. Life

I just saw this one friday after grocery shopping.
"If You Can Read This Roll Me Over"
It was written upside down. Best I ever seen.
Here's a picture:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z218/shaydlife/DSC05733.jpg

Jordy357

the worst bumper sticker that i came across was spotted only a few days ago actaully. the sticker said GOBAMA! what a joke lol

puternerd

Keep Honking... I'm reloading

guitarjf

"Follow me in alphabetical order..."

Complex24

"My juvenile delinquent beat up your honor student."

=]

wfhuber

After 10 years on the road this one is my favorite.

Jesus is coming.
Look Busy.

rkd2398

I could use one. Then I won't have to use my BB while driving.

bodybiz

"My juvenile delinquent can beat the crap out of your honor student"

DaveyyC

please can i win it? :D

mattst11

If I Wanted A Hummer, I'd Ask Your Sister.

xellaphan#CB

"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student..."

erndog

I am drooling over this contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kenwash

if there is any way possible that you guys at my FAVORITE website of all time, could see it possible for me to win this it would be fantastic. I drive an 18 wheeler for a living and finding places faster would help get me back home to my family faster. Thanks for the contest and chance to win.

n0m0n

Winning this would be great!

jfdenson

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

branden3112

Vote Obama and get the Error out of office!

filzam#CB

Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body!

vecharo

I can't go to work today. The voices keep saying, "Stay home and clean the guns"

Proximo3000

I saw this bumper sticker a few months ago: "My country invaded Iraq and all I got was this expensive gas"

I thought it was clever and hysterical.

There are some really funny posts on here! Hope I win!

carlos2008

gun control
means using
both hands.

iCTO

I Brake For Tailgators

relkma

"if you're gonna ride my ass you could at least pull my hair!"

harmonic_dissonance

"procrastinators unite...tomorrow"

one that always kills me when i see it is the jesus fish with legs that says 'Darwin'!

Miz.Michele

Welcome to America....now learn English. That's the funniest one I've seen.

If I had to make one up, Honk if you love Blackberry's...that should cause a massive traffic jam

juicebox666

Want a taste of religion?

Lick a witch!

SilverSfr

There is no such thing as too much ammo

twinDD79

Let's see if i can get my first prize.

mrd_vance

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

fUNNIEST ONE i EVER SAW

webrider

Need a GPS for my wife, she is always getting lost!

brattface

one i would like to see cuz i drive in san antonio "don't worry...I'll be home soon"

ronteekay

I don't drink and drive.....
I might hit a bump and spill my drink!

mrotsbb

My wife is driving...THAT should explain everything!

DallasBerry77

Yes I need one of these!

GQMoneySmooth

JESUS IS MY CAR INSURANCE

ewap

I saw this funny bumper sticker on an SUV. Took me while to figure it out as it was in all uppercase and no spaces in between:
GETOFFMABUMYABASS

I'd like to think it was an Aussie in the car!

houch80

drink dont drive, its cheaper

ugadawg78#CB

I saw this one a few years back..... "Jesus is coming...everyone look busy!!!"

Gotham_Knight

WWTPWWWJDSD - What Would The People With "What Would Jesus Do" Stickers Do?

watcher65

#1 We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

#2 He who laughs last thinks slowest!

rtesorio

Saw this on the back of a truck the other day:

"HELP! HE'S FARTED...AND WE CAN'T GET OUT"

kmichellelee

S--- HAPPENS!!!

I know that you've seen this one or @ least heard it before! We all know that....

STUFF HAPPENS!!! LOL :)

boldicized

"I Have Gas and I Know how to Use It"

"Darwin Loves You"

warp929

Traffic not working anymore with 5.0 upgrade on Storm. :(

amberelicious

#1: My child was inmate of the month at County Jail.

#2: Nobody died when Clinton died.

#3: When Bush lied Soldiers died.

amberelicious

#1: My child was inmate of the month at County Jail.

#2: Nobody died when Clinton died.

#3: When Bush lied Soldiers died.

Mario_Brewed_For_Thought

I beat up 4 hippies and all I got was this crappy van

orimental

"Blondes are smart too!" - Bumper sticker was applied upside down.

excess

i was in a line of traffic in a tiny town (going about 7 miles an hour in a 35) when i finally reached the other end of town i saw the cause of the traffic. It was a huge angry looking man on a tiny read scooter with a bumper sticker that read "honk if you've never heard a firearm fired from a motorcycle". In context it was awesome.
I have pics.

Great contest btw

Starstorm

If your reading this, why aren't you paying attention to the road. (Small pic of guy in a crash)

CB BL

Best bumper sticker I always follow

"The closer you follow, the slower I go....."

bizymare

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to

I'd back up my hard drive if I could find its reverse.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Umedon

Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, I've lost the trailer...AGAIN.

ballerx43

I think I should win this time :)

franzenjg

I know that 5 is a lot but I have been waiting for some place to share these that I have saved up for a lot of years.

#1 - "Earth First," We'll strip mine the other planets later!

#2 - This vehicle is protected by anti-theft sticker

#3 - If you can't be an athlete be an athletic supporter!

#4 - A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

#5 - I am drot as nunk as some thinkle peep I am!

supaa

Don't Wound What You Can't Kill

reddragon7660

Honk if anything falls off

Those who forget the lessons of history are bound to repeat it.. IN SUMMER SCHOOL!

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I'm not completely worthless. I can be used as a bad example.

I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the june flower.

msgreenf

Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country

al3x_blackberry

'If only my wife was this dirty'

daspollak

My child knocked up your honor student.

appfanatic

I would love to have a garmin gps, and I saw a great sticker once: "Republicans for Voldemort".

appfanatic

I would love to have a garmin gps. I saw a bumper sticker that made me laugh; "I'd rather be playing Quidditch."

wildangell22

My favorite is " If your gonna ride my ASS you could at least pull my hair" ;)

girlwithtribe

Sorry officer. My wife ran away last night and I thought you were trying to bring her back...

coolsoundingme

If you don't like the way I drive
stay off the sidewalk!

ZachB

FAT PEOPLE ARE HARD TO KIDNAP

newkirk02

"Somking sections in restaurants are like peeing sections in pools"
"Please wait driver is reloading"
"When i put this sticker on this car, the cars value doubled"

PhantomS10

My favorite bumper sticker was "Don't follow me, I'm lost too." It proves the need for a new GPS

ggfatal

looks nice on pic....I hope I win!!!

asd6845

I saw this on a back of a RASA carpet cleaning van:
"HOMEOWNER, 3 BEDROOMS, AND HALLWAY $89.99"

These were on the back of a car:

1. "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalks."

2. "We're the people our parents warned us about."

3. "Officer, I wasn't driving too fast. I was flying too low."

Juniior

Pleaseeeee crackberry :)

Snarfler

something a garmin would help me answer

ulf25

Yes.... this is my Truck...No... I won't help you move!!!

DarkStar50

I'm not tailgating
I'm drafting

del3412

"Bumper Stickers Suck!"

tjones23

Wish I would go faster? Well wish in one hand and sh*t in the other...see which one fills up quicker

asahi7777777

1. Horn broken, watch for finger
2. Hey Barack, I'm Baroke!

tjones23

Think this is dirty? why don't you have a talk with your mom

koraygoksu

if i am driving making mistakes then text 'mistake' to 2233 and the ringtone of 'there is noone without mistakes' comes to your cellphone...

MPSmith1

#1 - my other ride is your mom

#2 - Lost your cat? Look under my tires

#3 - Yes I have plenty of spare change. Thanks for asking.

gmkahuna

Funniest One I have ever seen!!!!

"Nuke gay whales for Jesus!"

Covers every base......

deke09

"WE ACCELERATE FOR FLYERS FANS"

This, for me, is definitely my favorite. I even had to use my Storm to get a picture of it.

( http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb112/deke09/IMG00059-20091003-1651.jpg )

I love the tire marks over the logo.

Anyway, maybe Traffic.com will help me navigate through all the traffic I deal with exiting hockey games... :)

middbrew

1) What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?

2) The shortest sentences is "I am"
The longest is "I do"

3) Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?

cadshot

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!

domisita

if you can read this
it means that you are to close! BACK OFF!

mpramse

This would be so nice because I have to drive about an hour every day to work, would be able to find out if its jammed on the highways or back roads. Good Luck All.

ibmman69

"Don't steal. The government doesn't like competition"

jlh73

Come on pic me. Ive never one anything.

zeni

Funniest bumper sticker I have seen:
Turn signals optional
thanks for the chance to win

Mathrin

My other ride has a trackball.

jpalmrose

My apologies for any repeats. I haven't read all 1,200+ posts:
1. My Boxer (dog silhouette) is smarter than your honor student.

2. Visualize whirled peas.

3. Stop the violins.

abdala_24

1. I had a life... But my job ate it
2. Drugs lead nowhere, but it is the scenic route
3. The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest is "I do."

firecar

What if you meet jesus and he sneezes what do you say?

durwood11

OBAMA '08'....MY BAD!
It was actually two stickers joined into one.

JonB74

Some people think I have A.D.D., but they just don't under...Hey look! a squirrel!

p0di

1.The difference between oBama & oSama is a little B.S
2.Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an asshole
3.Drive carefully:90% of all people are caused by an accidents
4.Obama Bin Lyin..IMPEACH NOW!
5.Ive made smarter things than you by eating fiber

caribblue

"My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!"

J-SOULJUH

would love to have this

lazydanes

I had a three way tie!

Women who seek to be equal with men, lack ambition.

I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.

I'm a geek, so I like this one too ..

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Gr8t1

I need this please!

timpenz

Bumpersticker read - My Blackberry storm beat up your honorroll Iphone student

Kitchen42#CB

Feel my boobs!
*pink ribbon behind the words*

Jjwertz

Special ppl r different but not necessarily r different ppl special

fyrmdc

I saw this one in a college parking lot:

"Sorry I missed church; I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

Hope you enjoy!

klahlou

Squirrels: Nature's speed bumps

Finstababee

Drink Coffee!!
Do stupid stuff faster!!

urbanricer11

"My Country Invaded Iraq and All I Got Was This Expensive Gas"

"Stop Following Me So Close Before I Flick A Booger On Your Windshield"

davidjulian

1.you google myspace while i facebook your yahoo

somuchgreater

Be careful Blackberry Onboard

Pbajwabb

On an old vw bus:
0-60 in 12 minutes

Life is like a garden...dig it
I wish my wife was this dirty
My son had sex with your honor student at (insert school name)

pbman71

"if you get any closer to my a**, I hope you pull me hair too!" my mom has that one

Hockeychik99

Bumper sticker - "I'm going Nucking Futs"

Paco86

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people

rockys57

Please let me have one!

el chubby

My Kid is an Honor Student & My President is an IDIOT!

TekDragon

My German shepherd is smarter than your honour roll student.

hamza.choudery

"The Ass Family" and there was a picture of a family. Under the dad it said "Wise", under the mom it said "Smart", under the oldest son was "Lazy", under the daughter was "Kiss", and under the youngest son was "Dumb". LMAO!!

Janye

My fav bumper sticker has been I B NEWF. Seriously. I live in Newfoundland, the car had Quebec plates. I laughed for 5 minutes. Totally unsure why, but it made my day !

Gopher1201

1. Be nice to America or we will bring democracy to your country
2. The Ass family-wise, smart, lazy, kiss dumb
3. McDonald logo-with Marijuana over billion stoned
4. Fat people are hard to kidnap
5. This vehicle is protected by antitheft sticker
6. You looked better on MySpace
7. If you can’t enjoy yourself, try to enjoy someone else
8. Don’t worry what people think, they don’t do it often
9. I am only speeding cause I really have to poop
10. My other ride is your mom
11. The only bush I trust is my own
12. Lost your cat try looking under my tires

zrome

So my GPS was robbed... will love to have this!

supernayan

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

8300addicta

If you honk twice i'll get horny lol

mrfreeze574

"My BlackBerry is smarter then your honor roll student."

UGarbageB

Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

iaminfidel

Smith & Wesson the ultimate in feminine protection
357 Mag for heavy days 22 Mag for light days

O_Mariscal4#CB

IF YOUR GOING TO RIDE MY ASS, AT LEAST PULL MY HAIR!

Rolf

This one has been my favorite for years:

"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"

I almost wrecked when I read it.

dsquared2

*If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

*Republicans for Voldemort

*PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals

alanksu

Saw this bumper sticker when i was a kid and have never forgot it!

-"Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a bugger on your windshield!"

cddegroot

I'm only speeding because I really have to poop

alanksu

-"How's my Driving? Call 1-800-BITE-ME"

cddegroot

My other car is a Pirate ship

aguiar0016

gass/ grass or ass no one rides for free.

classic

skin1981

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Irish Love Device

JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES!

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