Traffic.com Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

By Adam Zeis on 22 Oct 2009 12:19 pm

Traffic.com recently released their free application for BlackBerry Smartphones. The app gives you an easy view of traffic conditions, including color-coded traffic flow maps, incident data, mass transit data and more. This is extremely handy for travelers or commuters who need to keep tabs on traffic conditions. The Traffic.com app is available totally free from BlackBerry App World.

In honor of the launch of the free Traffic.com mobile application on the BlackBerry, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free Garmin Nuvi 1390 T to one of its readers. The contest rules are easy: In the comments section of this post, share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen while waiting in traffic. Haven't seen a funny one? Then make one up yourself! Oh but be sure to keep it somewhat suitable for work. The top 10 finalists will be chosen by the WHERE team on Monday, November 2nd. Then it's up to you, the CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner! The winner will be notified via email and will receive a free Garmin Nuvi. Keep reading for full details.

Win a Free Garmin Nuvi Contest Details

Ok, here is what we are asking you to do:

Step 1: Download the Traffic.com app from App World. (Will this increase your chances of winning? Heck no! But it will sure save you a lot of time and frustration on your next commute.)

Step 2: Share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen (or have made up) in the comments of this post.

10 finalists will be chosen and posted in the CrackBerry blogs for the community to vote. One grand prize winner will receive a new Garmin Nuvi 1390 T.

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1307 comments

haroon.choudery Oct 25, 2009 at 10:12 am

"Male nurses do it deep"

I guess some male nurse that was trying to regain his manhood had this outside the doctor's office

82airborne Oct 25, 2009 at 10:18 am

Horn broken, watch for finger

a35683x Oct 25, 2009 at 10:19 am

yay free app :)

Huffdaddy1982 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:20 am

If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it.

jongross100 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:22 am

Sure could use a new Garmin Thanks

adnan52 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:23 am

nice :)

MedicEd Oct 25, 2009 at 10:24 am

" KEEP WORKING!! Millions on welfare are counting on you "

black_rain™ Oct 25, 2009 at 11:09 am

that's funny

devGOD Oct 25, 2009 at 10:25 am

1. PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
2. LOST YOUR CAT? TRY LOOKING UNDER MY TIRES
3. Well behaved women rarely make history
4. I'm only speeding cause I really have to POOP
5. I Hate My Ex Girlfriend
6. CAUTION! I brake for hookers
7. HORN BROKE, Watch for finger
8. I am not drunk! I am by nature a loud, friendly, clumsy person
9. Caution I Drive Like You

BocaDog Oct 25, 2009 at 10:28 am

"My kid can beat up your honor student"

bassmig Oct 25, 2009 at 10:31 am

My other ride is your mom

blazanik Oct 25, 2009 at 10:34 am

like baby on board but "b*tch on board"

hpdspecial68 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:36 am

Monica Lewinky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President.

wkupike2000 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:42 am

"I'm only speeding because I really need to poop!"

joeyjoejoejr05 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:45 am

"i'm only speeding cause i have to poop"

LaceyM81188 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:46 am

Woot Woot... Love Nuvi. Love Blackberry!!

FloAC Oct 25, 2009 at 10:46 am

"I love it when balls are in my face" (From the 40 year old virgin when they are arguing about who is gay. CLASSIC!

trev9065 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:51 am

wow this looks amazing

Bryantkd Oct 25, 2009 at 10:52 am

CoEd Naked Twister Champion!

The Answer is 42! (what's the question?)

latinatwix28 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:53 am

these are my fave

1. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

2. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

4. Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

5. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

kraminc Oct 25, 2009 at 10:55 am

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

0195311 Oct 25, 2009 at 10:58 am

On an old Pontiac with the "i" missing:
"Junkin' for Jesus"

nehott Oct 25, 2009 at 11:04 am

"When I show up, the cops call 911"

"Am I going to slow? Call 1-800-go-fun-yourself"

"My name is bubble boy"

maddmaxx308 Oct 25, 2009 at 11:04 am

The Jesus fish, with the word "Satan" in the middle.

"Satan is the same as Santa, just a little mixed up"

mding4gold Oct 25, 2009 at 11:05 am

It was just 6 letters:
I M E Z R U

wvebert Oct 25, 2009 at 11:06 am

Haywood JaBlome.

bubbasixx Oct 25, 2009 at 11:12 am

Save a Life
Motorcycles are everywhere...
...and probably passing you at 75 mph on a double solid line!!"

This is one that I have always wanted to have made up!

black_rain™ Oct 25, 2009 at 11:08 am

YOUR WIFE IS HOT ... CALL DICK'S A/C REPAIR 24/7 !!!

mrking.id Oct 25, 2009 at 11:10 am

"How's my driving...

...call 1-800-EAT-SHIT"

Now that is funny!!!!! :)

decolur455 Oct 25, 2009 at 11:15 am

The next time you plan on parking so close to me
let me now in advance so I can bring my freakin' can opener!!!

stick2e Oct 25, 2009 at 11:21 am

Here is my entry on the bumper sticker:

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"

Itaku Oct 25, 2009 at 11:24 am

My son is an honor student. And My president is an idiot.

brydav Oct 25, 2009 at 11:32 am

Such a beautiful day, please don't f*ck it up! The * was a peace symbol.

topherserrano Oct 25, 2009 at 11:40 am

"GAS or ASS - No Free Rides!"

(with stick figure animation)

I was like, WTH!? when i saw this!

I could sure use a Nuvi!

deathberry Oct 25, 2009 at 11:52 am

A penny for your thoughts a dollar if you flash me

SDWolf Oct 25, 2009 at 12:02 pm

"My mother was inmate of the month at Las Conlinas"

moesberry Oct 25, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Best bumper sticker - I'm not just A b*itch, I'm THE b*itch... Honesty is the greatest :)

bgbagz Oct 25, 2009 at 12:09 pm

"No cash inside vehicle, But driver carries $100 in hollow point ammunition"

cporcelli Oct 25, 2009 at 12:10 pm

I saw this on an H3
"If you love your husband give him a Hummer"

SDWolf Oct 25, 2009 at 12:12 pm

"My mother was inmate of the month at Los Colinas"

ecufan Oct 25, 2009 at 12:17 pm

WWJD?
Who Wants Jelly Donuts?

keyboardguru Oct 25, 2009 at 12:25 pm

Interested in the contest. Im in

thachamp Oct 25, 2009 at 12:30 pm

"if youre gonna ride my ass atleast pull my hair"

RickyRoss10 Oct 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm

I actually own the Tshirt, but I recently saw the phrase on a bumper sticker...

Hung like a Republican

kendal32884 Oct 25, 2009 at 12:42 pm

"Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ***hole!"

Realist Oct 25, 2009 at 12:45 pm

My child serves honor rolls at Baker College.

Well, at least the war on the environment is going well.

Just be happy I'm not a twin.

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

Double your drive space. Delete Windows.

MajorStorm Oct 25, 2009 at 12:58 pm

"Hang Up, you're not driving a Phone Booth!"

cgiforever Oct 25, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Do you believe in life after death?
Well, touch this car if you'd like to find out.

MajorStorm Oct 25, 2009 at 12:59 pm

"Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful, Hate Me Because Your Boyfriend Thinks So!"

ssjtiamat Oct 25, 2009 at 1:00 pm

My fav is:

My PS3 beat up you Xbox 360!

thechin Oct 25, 2009 at 1:03 pm

I could use a new unit..

MajorStorm Oct 25, 2009 at 1:05 pm

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

docsmody Oct 25, 2009 at 1:10 pm

Please, follow me closer, I could use the insurance money.

MajorStorm Oct 25, 2009 at 1:11 pm

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

germann1 Oct 25, 2009 at 1:12 pm

Great app. I bet the NUVI is an excellent GPS. I'd love to try it.

Dr Incredible Oct 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm

Some church here has a lot of funny ones they put out.

My favorite is "Seven days without prayer makes one weak."

ltrtiger Oct 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm

Just did a map update for my Nuvi, but darned if I won't part with it for this thing. Nice.

lions80#cb Oct 25, 2009 at 1:17 pm

The funniest one i saw said, " I like to eat pussy!" And it had a dog with a cat in its mouth. Priceless

hockey#CB Oct 25, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Honk if you want to spank me

ZipKicker Oct 25, 2009 at 1:34 pm

i seen a funny one the other day and i was like, ohhh CRACKBERRY CONTEST!!!
I need it for work driving truck, my old one died :(

anyways it said :

Keep grandma and grandpa off the streets driving, support your local bingo

Emwolb81 Oct 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm

This would be nice to win... a loyal member for 1 year still waiting for the first win!

moach1 Oct 25, 2009 at 1:36 pm

keep working, millions on welfare are depending on you.

I love animals, they taste great!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

aczaplicki Oct 25, 2009 at 1:40 pm

My Son was inmate of the month at Rahway state prison. (Rahway is a hardcore maximum security prison in NJ)

My Son Kicked the Sh*t out of your honor student.

DisastersPat Oct 25, 2009 at 1:42 pm

'There's no better way to express your opinion than in fine print on a small rectangle on the back of your car'

chocolate optimus Oct 25, 2009 at 1:45 pm

If you can read this bumper sticker then my car is upside down

jayoxd Oct 25, 2009 at 1:51 pm

please?

c_patrick Oct 25, 2009 at 2:05 pm

awww here it goes

yovanito99 Oct 25, 2009 at 2:08 pm

this would be pretty great in my car

jcash74 Oct 25, 2009 at 2:20 pm

I used to miss my ex.....
now I am a much better shot!

jcash74 Oct 25, 2009 at 2:20 pm

I used to miss my ex.....
now I am a much better shot!

ntekllc Oct 25, 2009 at 2:29 pm

If you think this is bad you should see my wife!
-on a rusty Lime Green Nova

Horn Broken Watch for finger!
-on a old ford truck with a gun rack

Retired: No job, no worries, no clock, no cash!
-Back of an RV

On the Left: Support Our Troops
On the Right: Make Love not War
On the Back window: Buck Fush
-On a Pink Honda

My Kid *ucked Up your Honor Roll Student
-This was on a Old school bus with the letters blacked out

needs_ritalin_24_7 Oct 25, 2009 at 2:37 pm

I tried seeing from your point of view... but I couldn't fit my head that far up my a**!

ismokecrackberries Oct 25, 2009 at 2:38 pm

i get lost all the time and therefore am always late...this would make my life a lot easier, and help me keep a job!

iRK Oct 25, 2009 at 2:39 pm

"Bosses are like diapers: full of shit and all over your ass."

jonascalhoun Oct 25, 2009 at 2:40 pm

If you get any closer, I'm going to flick a booger on your windshield.

setag7 Oct 25, 2009 at 2:41 pm

"Blackberry on board"

metalmancpa Oct 25, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires.

david22585 Oct 25, 2009 at 2:50 pm

I saw a F350 turbo diesel with a bumper sticker that pointed to the exhaust, saying: I just offset your green car.

As he takes off, a huge black smoke cloud comes out of the exhaust.

aznspiki Oct 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm

"Stop Me!"

bjemiller Oct 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm

My daughter and my money go to Duke

littleinkblots Oct 25, 2009 at 3:25 pm

i so need this!!!!!

kathryn.davidson Oct 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm

i like the bumper sticker --> conservative in exile

kathryn.davidson Oct 25, 2009 at 3:41 pm

i like the bumper sticker --> conservative in exile
kathryn.davidson@yahoo.com

bigcalidave Oct 25, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Best bumper sticker ever?
NOBAMA!

yaabeng Oct 25, 2009 at 3:50 pm

When in doubt, don't pull out. (Don't drink and drive)

Azaurath Oct 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Fat People are Hard to Kidnap.

boatincpt Oct 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm

I need a new gps...please pick me

Gup07 Oct 25, 2009 at 4:02 pm

Bad Cop No Donut!!!

Don't Follow Me I'm Lost

Beer Helping People have Sex since 1865.

Please Stop Staring at my Cars Butt

irie Oct 25, 2009 at 4:12 pm

1. People Eating Tasty Animals!!
2. Jesus Loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
3. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

pkcable Oct 25, 2009 at 4:15 pm

gimmie a navi

PostaL32 Oct 25, 2009 at 4:16 pm

On my way to work, kill me.

arkfirefighter Oct 25, 2009 at 4:39 pm

Love to win something lol maybe i will get lucky lol

muzmurad Oct 25, 2009 at 4:48 pm

My Other car is a Cop Car

phone_s3x Oct 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm

Jesus loves me... (but only for my c0ck)

wocampb Oct 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm

I saw one in response to the "never drive faster than your angel can fly" and it read "your angel can't fly fast enough so I ran it over."

Shay D. Life Oct 25, 2009 at 5:04 pm

I just saw this one friday after grocery shopping.
"If You Can Read This Roll Me Over"
It was written upside down. Best I ever seen.
Here's a picture:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z218/shaydlife/DSC05733.jpg

Jordy357 Oct 25, 2009 at 5:23 pm

the worst bumper sticker that i came across was spotted only a few days ago actaully. the sticker said GOBAMA! what a joke lol

puternerd Oct 25, 2009 at 5:45 pm

Keep Honking... I'm reloading

SOCIALITEx Oct 25, 2009 at 5:46 pm

ahhh, awesome

guitarjf Oct 25, 2009 at 5:49 pm

"Follow me in alphabetical order..."

Complex24 Oct 25, 2009 at 6:19 pm

"My juvenile delinquent beat up your honor student."

wfhuber Oct 25, 2009 at 6:40 pm

After 10 years on the road this one is my favorite.

Jesus is coming.
Look Busy.

rkd2398 Oct 25, 2009 at 7:35 pm

I could use one. Then I won't have to use my BB while driving.

bodybiz Oct 25, 2009 at 7:53 pm

"My juvenile delinquent can beat the crap out of your honor student"

DaveyyC Oct 25, 2009 at 8:35 pm

please can i win it? :D

mattst11 Oct 25, 2009 at 8:40 pm

If I Wanted A Hummer, I'd Ask Your Sister.

xellaphan#cb Oct 25, 2009 at 8:46 pm

"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Roll Student..."

erndog Oct 25, 2009 at 9:01 pm

I am drooling over this contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kenwash Oct 25, 2009 at 9:03 pm

if there is any way possible that you guys at my FAVORITE website of all time, could see it possible for me to win this it would be fantastic. I drive an 18 wheeler for a living and finding places faster would help get me back home to my family faster. Thanks for the contest and chance to win.

n0m0n Oct 25, 2009 at 9:08 pm

Winning this would be great!

jfdenson Oct 25, 2009 at 9:11 pm

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

branden3112 Oct 25, 2009 at 9:11 pm

Vote Obama and get the Error out of office!

filzam#cb Oct 25, 2009 at 9:19 pm

Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body!

vecharo Oct 25, 2009 at 9:31 pm

I can't go to work today. The voices keep saying, "Stay home and clean the guns"

Proximo3000 Oct 25, 2009 at 9:32 pm

I saw this bumper sticker a few months ago: "My country invaded Iraq and all I got was this expensive gas"

I thought it was clever and hysterical.

There are some really funny posts on here! Hope I win!

carlos2008 Oct 25, 2009 at 9:43 pm

carlos2008 Oct 25, 2009 at 9:38 pm

gun control
means using
both hands.

ZachB Oct 25, 2009 at 9:56 pm

enter me please

iCTO Oct 25, 2009 at 10:00 pm

I Brake For Tailgators

relkma Oct 25, 2009 at 10:03 pm

"if you're gonna ride my ass you could at least pull my hair!"

harmonic_dissonance Oct 25, 2009 at 10:03 pm

"procrastinators unite...tomorrow"

one that always kills me when i see it is the jesus fish with legs that says 'Darwin'!

Miz.Michele Oct 25, 2009 at 10:34 pm

Welcome to America....now learn English. That's the funniest one I've seen.

If I had to make one up, Honk if you love Blackberry's...that should cause a massive traffic jam

allmotorsi Oct 25, 2009 at 10:41 pm

Pass some my way woot!

juicebox666 Oct 25, 2009 at 11:05 pm

Want a taste of religion?

Lick a witch!

SilverSfr Oct 25, 2009 at 11:48 pm

There is no such thing as too much ammo

twinDD79 Oct 25, 2009 at 11:51 pm

Let's see if i can get my first prize.

babyface35762 Oct 25, 2009 at 11:53 pm

Looks cool.

mrd_vance Oct 26, 2009 at 1:31 am

Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls).

fUNNIEST ONE i EVER SAW

webrider Oct 26, 2009 at 6:32 am

Need a GPS for my wife, she is always getting lost!

brattface Oct 26, 2009 at 1:25 pm

one i would like to see cuz i drive in san antonio "don't worry...I'll be home soon"

ronteekay Oct 26, 2009 at 2:15 pm

I don't drink and drive.....
I might hit a bump and spill my drink!

mrotsbb Oct 26, 2009 at 4:08 pm

My wife is driving...THAT should explain everything!

DallasBerry77 Oct 26, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Yes I need one of these!

GQMoneySmooth Oct 26, 2009 at 4:44 pm

JESUS IS MY CAR INSURANCE

ford1 Oct 26, 2009 at 4:59 pm

are we there yet

ewap Oct 26, 2009 at 5:10 pm

I saw this funny bumper sticker on an SUV. Took me while to figure it out as it was in all uppercase and no spaces in between:
GETOFFMABUMYABASS

I'd like to think it was an Aussie in the car!

houch80 Oct 27, 2009 at 12:56 am

drink dont drive, its cheaper

chrishallweaver Oct 27, 2009 at 9:04 am

Cheney is Voldemort

ugadawg78#cb Oct 27, 2009 at 12:14 pm

I saw this one a few years back..... "Jesus is coming...everyone look busy!!!"

Gotham_Knight Oct 27, 2009 at 1:08 pm

WWTPWWWJDSD - What Would The People With "What Would Jesus Do" Stickers Do?

watcher65 Oct 27, 2009 at 1:22 pm

#1 We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

#2 He who laughs last thinks slowest!

rtesorio Oct 27, 2009 at 2:38 pm

Saw this on the back of a truck the other day:

"HELP! HE'S FARTED...AND WE CAN'T GET OUT"

kmichellelee Oct 28, 2009 at 2:49 am

S--- HAPPENS!!!

I know that you've seen this one or @ least heard it before! We all know that....

STUFF HAPPENS!!! LOL :)

boldicized Oct 28, 2009 at 6:08 pm

"I Have Gas and I Know how to Use It"

"Darwin Loves You"

warp929 Oct 30, 2009 at 9:07 am

Traffic not working anymore with 5.0 upgrade on Storm. :(

amberelicious Oct 31, 2009 at 5:03 pm

#1: My child was inmate of the month at County Jail.

#2: Nobody died when Clinton died.

#3: When Bush lied Soldiers died.

amberelicious Oct 31, 2009 at 5:03 pm

#1: My child was inmate of the month at County Jail.

#2: Nobody died when Clinton died.

#3: When Bush lied Soldiers died.

Mario_Brewed_For_Thought Nov 1, 2009 at 1:43 am

I beat up 4 hippies and all I got was this crappy van

orimental Nov 1, 2009 at 1:55 am

"Blondes are smart too!" - Bumper sticker was applied upside down.

Starstorm Nov 1, 2009 at 2:06 am

of wanting

excess Nov 1, 2009 at 2:08 am

i was in a line of traffic in a tiny town (going about 7 miles an hour in a 35) when i finally reached the other end of town i saw the cause of the traffic. It was a huge angry looking man on a tiny read scooter with a bumper sticker that read "honk if you've never heard a firearm fired from a motorcycle". In context it was awesome.
I have pics.

Great contest btw

Starstorm Nov 1, 2009 at 2:09 am

If your reading this, why aren't you paying attention to the road. (Small pic of guy in a crash)

CB BL Nov 1, 2009 at 2:15 am

Best bumper sticker I always follow

"The closer you follow, the slower I go....."

bizymare Nov 1, 2009 at 2:16 am

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to

I'd back up my hard drive if I could find its reverse.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Umedon Nov 1, 2009 at 2:20 am

Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, I've lost the trailer...AGAIN.

ballerx43 Nov 1, 2009 at 2:37 am

I think I should win this time :)

franzenjg Nov 1, 2009 at 3:09 am

I know that 5 is a lot but I have been waiting for some place to share these that I have saved up for a lot of years.

#1 - "Earth First," We'll strip mine the other planets later!

#2 - This vehicle is protected by anti-theft sticker

#3 - If you can't be an athlete be an athletic supporter!

#4 - A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

#5 - I am drot as nunk as some thinkle peep I am!

supaa Nov 1, 2009 at 4:20 am

Don't Wound What You Can't Kill

reddragon7660 Nov 1, 2009 at 6:25 am

Honk if anything falls off

Those who forget the lessons of history are bound to repeat it.. IN SUMMER SCHOOL!

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I'm not completely worthless. I can be used as a bad example.

I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the june flower.

msgreenf Nov 1, 2009 at 6:26 am

Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country

rhunt999 Nov 1, 2009 at 6:28 am

'TOOTED'

al3x_blackberry Nov 1, 2009 at 6:49 am

'If only my wife was this dirty'

daspollak Nov 1, 2009 at 6:55 am

My child knocked up your honor student.

appfanatic Nov 1, 2009 at 7:56 am

I would love to have a garmin gps, and I saw a great sticker once: "Republicans for Voldemort".

appfanatic Nov 1, 2009 at 7:57 am

I would love to have a garmin gps. I saw a bumper sticker that made me laugh; "I'd rather be playing Quidditch."

wildangell22 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:08 am

My favorite is " If your gonna ride my ASS you could at least pull my hair" ;)

girlwithtribe Nov 1, 2009 at 8:08 am

Sorry officer. My wife ran away last night and I thought you were trying to bring her back...

coolsoundingme Nov 1, 2009 at 8:08 am

If you don't like the way I drive
stay off the sidewalk!

ZachB Nov 1, 2009 at 8:08 am

FAT PEOPLE ARE HARD TO KIDNAP

domi994 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:19 am

This side up !

newkirk02 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:31 am

"Somking sections in restaurants are like peeing sections in pools"
"Please wait driver is reloading"
"When i put this sticker on this car, the cars value doubled"

PhantomS10 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:34 am

My favorite bumper sticker was "Don't follow me, I'm lost too." It proves the need for a new GPS

ggfatal Nov 1, 2009 at 8:40 am

looks nice on pic....I hope I win!!!

asd6845 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:45 am

I saw this on a back of a RASA carpet cleaning van:
"HOMEOWNER, 3 BEDROOMS, AND HALLWAY $89.99"

These were on the back of a car:

1. "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalks."

2. "We're the people our parents warned us about."

3. "Officer, I wasn't driving too fast. I was flying too low."

Juniior Nov 1, 2009 at 8:46 am

Pleaseeeee crackberry :)

Snarfler Nov 1, 2009 at 8:47 am

something a garmin would help me answer

ulf25 Nov 1, 2009 at 8:49 am

Yes.... this is my Truck...No... I won't help you move!!!

DarkStar50 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:08 am

I'm not tailgating
I'm drafting

del3412 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:10 am

"Bumper Stickers Suck!"

tjones23 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:18 am

Wish I would go faster? Well wish in one hand and sh*t in the other...see which one fills up quicker

asahi7777777 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:25 am

1. Horn broken, watch for finger
2. Hey Barack, I'm Baroke!

tjones23 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:34 am

Think this is dirty? why don't you have a talk with your mom

koraygoksu Nov 1, 2009 at 9:38 am

if i am driving making mistakes then text 'mistake' to 2233 and the ringtone of 'there is noone without mistakes' comes to your cellphone...

MPSmith1 Nov 1, 2009 at 9:47 am

#1 - my other ride is your mom

#2 - Lost your cat? Look under my tires

#3 - Yes I have plenty of spare change. Thanks for asking.

gmkahuna Nov 1, 2009 at 9:48 am

Funniest One I have ever seen!!!!

"Nuke gay whales for Jesus!"

Covers every base......

deke09 Nov 1, 2009 at 10:02 am

"WE ACCELERATE FOR FLYERS FANS"

This, for me, is definitely my favorite. I even had to use my Storm to get a picture of it.

( http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb112/deke09/IMG00059-20091003-1651.jpg )

I love the tire marks over the logo.

Anyway, maybe Traffic.com will help me navigate through all the traffic I deal with exiting hockey games... :)

middbrew Nov 1, 2009 at 10:02 am

1) What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?

2) The shortest sentences is "I am"
The longest is "I do"

3) Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?

cadshot Nov 1, 2009 at 10:15 am

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!

domisita Nov 1, 2009 at 10:18 am

if you can read this
it means that you are to close! BACK OFF!

mpramse Nov 1, 2009 at 10:18 am

This would be so nice because I have to drive about an hour every day to work, would be able to find out if its jammed on the highways or back roads. Good Luck All.

ibmman69 Nov 1, 2009 at 10:22 am

"Don't steal. The government doesn't like competition"

jlh73 Nov 1, 2009 at 10:27 am

Come on pic me. Ive never one anything.

zeni Nov 1, 2009 at 10:28 am

Funniest bumper sticker I have seen:
Turn signals optional
thanks for the chance to win

Mathrin Nov 1, 2009 at 10:45 am

My other ride has a trackball.

jpalmrose Nov 1, 2009 at 11:18 am

My apologies for any repeats. I haven't read all 1,200+ posts:
1. My Boxer (dog silhouette) is smarter than your honor student.

2. Visualize whirled peas.

3. Stop the violins.

abdala_24 Nov 1, 2009 at 10:53 am

1. I had a life... But my job ate it
2. Drugs lead nowhere, but it is the scenic route
3. The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest is "I do."

firecar Nov 1, 2009 at 10:58 am

What if you meet jesus and he sneezes what do you say?

durwood11 Nov 1, 2009 at 11:00 am

OBAMA '08'....MY BAD!
It was actually two stickers joined into one.

JonB74 Nov 1, 2009 at 11:05 am

Some people think I have A.D.D., but they just don't under...Hey look! a squirrel!

p0di Nov 1, 2009 at 11:06 am

1.The difference between oBama & oSama is a little B.S
2.Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an asshole
3.Drive carefully:90% of all people are caused by an accidents
4.Obama Bin Lyin..IMPEACH NOW!
5.Ive made smarter things than you by eating fiber

noto220 Nov 1, 2009 at 11:07 am

I want!

caribblue Nov 1, 2009 at 11:11 am

"My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!"

J-SOULJUH Nov 1, 2009 at 11:13 am

would love to have this

lazydanes Nov 1, 2009 at 11:23 am

I had a three way tie!

Women who seek to be equal with men, lack ambition.

I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy.

I'm a geek, so I like this one too ..

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Gr8t1 Nov 1, 2009 at 11:22 am

I need this please!

timpenz Nov 1, 2009 at 11:24 am

Bumpersticker read - My Blackberry storm beat up your honorroll Iphone student

kitchen42#cb Nov 1, 2009 at 11:26 am

Feel my boobs!
*pink ribbon behind the words*

Jjwertz Nov 1, 2009 at 11:32 am

Special ppl r different but not necessarily r different ppl special

fyrmdc Nov 1, 2009 at 11:35 am

I saw this one in a college parking lot:

"Sorry I missed church; I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

Hope you enjoy!

klahlou Nov 1, 2009 at 11:43 am

Squirrels: Nature's speed bumps

buzzdar Nov 1, 2009 at 11:45 am

enter me please

Finstababee Nov 1, 2009 at 12:00 pm

Drink Coffee!!
Do stupid stuff faster!!

urbanricer11 Nov 1, 2009 at 12:05 pm

"My Country Invaded Iraq and All I Got Was This Expensive Gas"

"Stop Following Me So Close Before I Flick A Booger On Your Windshield"

davidjulian Nov 1, 2009 at 12:13 pm

1.you google myspace while i facebook your yahoo

somuchgreater Nov 1, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Be careful Blackberry Onboard

Pbajwabb Nov 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm

On an old vw bus:
0-60 in 12 minutes

Life is like a garden...dig it
I wish my wife was this dirty
My son had sex with your honor student at (insert school name)

travazz Nov 1, 2009 at 12:33 pm

I hope I win

Jpatterson350 Nov 1, 2009 at 12:40 pm

Please let me win.

mshipek Nov 1, 2009 at 12:50 pm

pick me

pbman71 Nov 1, 2009 at 1:14 pm

"if you get any closer to my a**, I hope you pull me hair too!" my mom has that one

Hockeychik99 Nov 1, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Bumper sticker - "I'm going Nucking Futs"

Paco86 Nov 1, 2009 at 1:54 pm

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people

rockys57 Nov 1, 2009 at 1:54 pm

Please let me have one!

el chubby Nov 1, 2009 at 2:01 pm

My Kid is an Honor Student & My President is an IDIOT!

TekDragon Nov 1, 2009 at 2:08 pm

My German shepherd is smarter than your honour roll student.

sonataelantra Nov 1, 2009 at 2:11 pm

I will love to have it

hamza.choudery Nov 1, 2009 at 2:12 pm

"The Ass Family" and there was a picture of a family. Under the dad it said "Wise", under the mom it said "Smart", under the oldest son was "Lazy", under the daughter was "Kiss", and under the youngest son was "Dumb". LMAO!!

Janye Nov 1, 2009 at 2:26 pm

My fav bumper sticker has been I B NEWF. Seriously. I live in Newfoundland, the car had Quebec plates. I laughed for 5 minutes. Totally unsure why, but it made my day !

Gopher1201 Nov 1, 2009 at 2:31 pm

1. Be nice to America or we will bring democracy to your country
2. The Ass family-wise, smart, lazy, kiss dumb
3. McDonald logo-with Marijuana over billion stoned
4. Fat people are hard to kidnap
5. This vehicle is protected by antitheft sticker
6. You looked better on MySpace
7. If you can’t enjoy yourself, try to enjoy someone else
8. Don’t worry what people think, they don’t do it often
9. I am only speeding cause I really have to poop
10. My other ride is your mom
11. The only bush I trust is my own
12. Lost your cat try looking under my tires