Traffic.com Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

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By Adam Zeis on 22 Oct 2009 12:19 pm EDT
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Traffic.com recently released their free application for BlackBerry Smartphones. The app gives you an easy view of traffic conditions, including color-coded traffic flow maps, incident data, mass transit data and more. This is extremely handy for travelers or commuters who need to keep tabs on traffic conditions. The Traffic.com app is available totally free from BlackBerry App World.

In honor of the launch of the free Traffic.com mobile application on the BlackBerry, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free Garmin Nuvi 1390 T to one of its readers. The contest rules are easy: In the comments section of this post, share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen while waiting in traffic. Haven't seen a funny one? Then make one up yourself! Oh but be sure to keep it somewhat suitable for work. The top 10 finalists will be chosen by the WHERE team on Monday, November 2nd. Then it's up to you, the CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner! The winner will be notified via email and will receive a free Garmin Nuvi. Keep reading for full details.

Win a Free Garmin Nuvi Contest Details

Ok, here is what we are asking you to do:

Step 1: Download the Traffic.com app from App World. (Will this increase your chances of winning? Heck no! But it will sure save you a lot of time and frustration on your next commute.)

Step 2: Share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen (or have made up) in the comments of this post.

10 finalists will be chosen and posted in the CrackBerry blogs for the community to vote. One grand prize winner will receive a new Garmin Nuvi 1390 T.

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Traffic.com Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

1307 Comments

Warning, radar ahead. I speed to save YOU a ticket.

(Fyi, some of your entries guys was really creative and funny! I laughed heaps reading through them :D

An american flag in the background with a big "W". Caption read "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing it's idiot!"

Great stickers
"get off my ass I'm savin gas"
Seen a few years ago
"There is a village in texas missing its idiot"
"My kid beat up your honor student"

-I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life.... as long as I die in the next 20 minutes.

-Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool!

Don't steal your government doesn't like the competition.
Vote for Obama!
Women for Obama.
They're all funny to me.

"Stop laughing, fat people are harder to kidnap"

Saw this on my daily commute to work and could not stop laughing the rest of the day. This guy was at least 300 lbs. and in a Ford Festiva...

The funniest license plate (I know, I don't have any funny bumper sticker stories right now) I ever saw was on a mid 80's Cadillac. What made it the funniest license plate was what happened right before I read it. Traffic was heavy and I noticed this Cadillac wanting to turn onto the road. So I slowed down and let him go. I looked at the driver and he looked at me and, i'm not sure how to explain it, he waved at me. It was a mix of a 3 Stooges greeting and something you might do while flirting with someone. So that caught me by surprise. Then I noticed his license plate, it read "BIG JIM". I felt kind of violated after that...

Steve

I live in Jackson, WY where the locals aren't to fond of all the people moving here:

"My Jackson has an East infection"

This might be a little dated but:

"Get off the phone and drive you yuppie scum"

nuvi's are sick. I was looking into buying one. to win one would be so much better. Love you crackberry

I seen one that said the ass family. under it it had five family members holding hands with there names under them. Wise, Smart, Lazy, Kiss, and Dumb

These are probably already up here, but I'm not going to go through 15 pages to find out :)

1. I love small, furry animals . . ., they go great with mashed potatoes and gravy

2. PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

3. (upside down) If you can read this, please flip me over

If your close enough to read this, your nicked.

That was on the back of an unmarked police car in the UK.

It does wonders for tailgaters.

Hey,

People have stopped me and told me they like my bumper sticker, and I've seen some of them laugh in my rear-view. It might not be the funniest, but I like it!

"My Laborador Retreiver Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student"

Thank you very much.... : )

During the elections and the Palin is hot era...I saw this sticker twice:

McCain | MILF
2008

Support your local search and rescue....Get Lost!

I live on the east side of Orlando, not far from Daytona--45 minutes or so. I was at a stoplight in Orlando, and this REAL bumper sticker was on the truck in front of me: "I'm not speeding, I'm just qualifying."

Seen on an old beat-up VW minivan:

"Stop tailgating or I'll flick a booger at you"

PS: The minivan was my friend's and, just my luck, we broke down in it

I saw a bumper sticker that read "Stool Bus" on the back of a van for a Sewer Cleaning Specialist. Also on the back of the van was "Urine A-1 hands with us!" and "We're #1 in the #2 business"

Here are links to the pics (take out the space before "IMG"). It gave me a good laugh on a day when I desperately needed it!

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r87/vaffanculo403/Random%20Pics/ IMG00004-20090921-1226.jpg

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r87/vaffanculo403/Random%20Pics/ IMG00003-20090921-1226.jpg

Love a Nurse - PRN

(seen on the DC beltway in a blinding snowstorm on the back of a Honda Civic with chains - on the back!)

PS: PRN is medical lingo for "as needed" (like on a prescription)

#1 (on front bumper) I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting
#2 Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole
#3 I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop

1. If going to church makes you a Christian, Does going to the garage make you a mechanic?

2. God was my copilot, but he bailed at the last corner.

Riding behind this lady in a Corvette with the top down and on the bumper sticker was "Cha-ching, let the cash register ring."I loved it.

Don't follow me. I'm lost too

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over

I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell

Breast cancer ribbon and the words, "Save the Boobies"

alright, let's level for a second here. i like bumper stickers as much as the next person, they're witty, relevant, and can usually manage to offend someone... obviously i'm in full support. but let's be honest, how many bumper stickers do you actually see on the back of the car in front of you while driving? never. unless it's that same damn black and white "TOOL" or "NIN" sticker on the back of every black civic made in the 90s. but alas, neither of those are my favorite, for they don't fit my aforementioned formula for bumper sticker success. and what is a bumper sticker if it is not on a bumper? it's nothing more than a sticker! thus i digress, 95% of you are liars and the bumper stickers you claim to have seen were not on bumpers, hence merely stickers. the other 5% just googled "silly bumper stickers" or "honk if you like hanson... then drive into a tree." in an attempt to maintain the integrity of this contest, i have decided this: this is my entry. of course i still want the garmin.

Probably the best one I've seen was on a hummer.

#1 --> "Snipers - 3
Pirates - 0"

#2 --> "I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .jpg"

#3 --> "Voldemort votes Republican"

Those are the best 3 I can remember off the top of my head at least

The funniest one i've ever read...

Driver carries no cash
He's Married!

For all you married dudes, you know it's true!! :P

I saw "LOL CAT" on a BMW M5 in San Francisco Bay area, on the bay bridge. It made me and my brother laugh out loud and took a picture of it!

Picture this: man in a snowsuit shoveling snow off his front porch in Florida and calling to his wife - "Get another shovel and help get this Global Warming off the front porch!" You'd have to see it to get the full affect.

This beat up truck in front of me had a sticker of a crazy looking monkey with it's butt to whomever was looking and it then said "hit me one more time i dare you". lmao

Whoppee!, Traffic is the first app I tried on my relatively new Tour and it works great. Wish I could remember the good bumper stickers (like jokes), can't remember them when you need one. How's this: If congress got on their BBs and really told us what they were doing, how long do you think they would last?

"Life's a b!tc# and so am I"
Made me laugh.

But seriously, I get turned around too easily. My wife actually gets mad about it. Please help save my marriage. I need this :-)

I'm so bada** my sperm smokes marlboro

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If you can't Dodge it... Ram it

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Your mother should have Swallowed you

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Mean people Suck, but Nice ones Swallow

#1 "This Car is Protected by Anti-Theft Sticker"
#2 "Lost Your Cat? Try Looking Under My Tires"
#3 "Jesus Loves you... Everyone Else Thinks You're and A55H0LE"

saw this on the net before

its funny and scary ! :) which we all need to read

drive safely
we have :
*2 cemeteries
*No Hospital

"Your stupid!"

It amused me because, unlike most people who are stupid and would see this as a perfect sentence. It was obvious the driver knew the error and it should say "You're stupid!".

This led way to the amusing irony of the sticker, what can I say? I'm sad.

...but enough sucking up...for now. :D

Maybe I wouldn't have driven my Mustang so far up my next door neighbor's ass (yea, that's you, Dr. Martin! I wish you followed this site, you bible thumping hypocritical cokesniffing bigot) if he didn't put sh** like "If you can read this, you're following too closely" on his fu**ing SUV.

I'll never understand why otherwise intelligent people take it upon themselves to want to saaaavvvvveee me, or brainwash their daughter. hahah...that felt good.

Please pick me, I purchased a used TOM TOM recently. Come to find out the battery inside is shot. It will not operate unless hard wired. :( I so could use a nice new one to bail me out of this bad purchase.

Thanks Crackberry for offering this wonderful contests!!!

The funniest one that I have seen or can remember lately said: "Buttholes Read Bumper Stickers!" Ha! I thought that was too funny and ironic at the same time, lol.

I saw this on the back of a new Chevrolet Camaro that had markings like the Transformer 'Bumblebee':

Stop looking at my a%%

Nice Hummer. Sorry about the small penis.

Apathetic Driver at Wheel

PS, I really need the Garmin since I can't download the traffic.com app to my pearl. App World says my device (8130) or carrier (Sprint) wont accept it.

I have one that says "Who Tweeted?" And has the twitter bird flying with small twitter birds falling out of its butt area like its pooping tweets :$

Probably not the best I've seen, but I saw it the other day so it's fresh in my mind:
New Orleans: We Put The 'Fun' In Funeral.

Here is one I read yesterday:

"Don't confuse your rank over my authority."

It belonged to a soldier's wife.

Some funny ones i've seen..

1. "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

2. "My dachshund is smarter than your honor student."

3. "I'm only speeding cause I really have to POOP."

4. "Take your ex out tonight.... (one bullet oughta do it)."

5. "Jesus is coming, look busy!"

6. "I'm hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse."

7. "Caution: I drive like you."

I drive the Pennsylvania Turnpike a lot... so I see quite a few.

i just saw this bumper sticker this morning "New Coke mini: Now with 36% less death!" lol.. good luck to everyone

The bumper sticker in the back of my jeep days " If I wanted a hummer, I would ask your sister."

The bumper sticker in the back of my jeep days " If I wanted a hummer, I would ask your sister."

"When seconds count...
The police are only minutes away."

(pro-gun bumper sticker, but even if that's not your thing; it's funny and does a good job emphasizing why LEGAL gun-owners aren't bad people... i.e. for wanting to protect their families.)

ACTUALLY was a completely blacked out H2, with the "HUMMER" inlay in the rear bumper chromed out (so it stood out)...

right above it was his personalized tag that said... "IDLOVEA"

not a bumper sticker, but I think it fits in the convo... now lets get me that Nuvi!

"Officer, I swear I'm only speeding because I really, really have to Sh*t!" hahaha I rarely laugh at bumper stickers, but that one made me chuckle...

Bumper Sticker:

"If you voted for Obama, you can't shit here because your asshole is in the Whitehouse"

Just a bumper sticker, not necessarily my views...

Bumper Sticker:

S.A.S.R.
Speeders Against Ski Racks

If you're a lead foot you hate it when you think a cop car pulls behind you at night so you slow down only to find out it's just somebody with a ski rack on top of their car.

"Every time you touch yourself,

2 Jesus fish overlapping at the mouths, like a reflection, forming an eye in the middle.

Jesus is watching."

The Funniest sticker I have come across is....

I wonder if You'd drive any Better if that CELLPHONE was up your BUTT!

The funniest one I saw was years ago and it took a minute for me to "get it." It said "Illiterate? Write for help!" Some of those posted here are hilarious!

Beer is now cheaper than Gas. Drink, don't drive!
I've read about the evils of drinking...So I gave up reading.

Veni, Vidi, VD. I came, I saw, I cankered.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

since.. the bumper sticker is,

"0 to 60 mph in 5 minutes"

save that precious time of 5 minutes with this baby ;]

I've seen a couple of ones I thought were great:

#1) Be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country

#2) Monica Lewinsky's X-Boyfriend's Wife for President

#3) Not really a bumper sticker: But very funny
You see those family / kids’ activity stickers on the rear windows of vehicles everywhere; you may even have one on your car. So far, this one is my personal favorite …

Above the figures it says:
The Ass Family...then it goes on to name the family members as:

(Husband)-Wise
(Wife)-Smart
(Oldest son)-Lazy
(Daughter)-Kiss
(Youngest boy)-Dumb

Cracks me up when seen in real life :)

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