Traffic.com Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

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By Adam Zeis on 22 Oct 2009 12:19 pm EDT
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Traffic.com recently released their free application for BlackBerry Smartphones. The app gives you an easy view of traffic conditions, including color-coded traffic flow maps, incident data, mass transit data and more. This is extremely handy for travelers or commuters who need to keep tabs on traffic conditions. The Traffic.com app is available totally free from BlackBerry App World.

In honor of the launch of the free Traffic.com mobile application on the BlackBerry, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free Garmin Nuvi 1390 T to one of its readers. The contest rules are easy: In the comments section of this post, share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen while waiting in traffic. Haven't seen a funny one? Then make one up yourself! Oh but be sure to keep it somewhat suitable for work. The top 10 finalists will be chosen by the WHERE team on Monday, November 2nd. Then it's up to you, the CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner! The winner will be notified via email and will receive a free Garmin Nuvi. Keep reading for full details.

Win a Free Garmin Nuvi Contest Details

Ok, here is what we are asking you to do:

Step 1: Download the Traffic.com app from App World. (Will this increase your chances of winning? Heck no! But it will sure save you a lot of time and frustration on your next commute.)

Step 2: Share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen (or have made up) in the comments of this post.

10 finalists will be chosen and posted in the CrackBerry blogs for the community to vote. One grand prize winner will receive a new Garmin Nuvi 1390 T.

Topics: Contests

bberrysfl

STOP HONKING Im TEXTING !!!

Shoesmom

Years ago I had a bumper sticker that said: You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny!

NoKittyNo

Warning, radar ahead. I speed to save YOU a ticket.

(Fyi, some of your entries guys was really creative and funny! I laughed heaps reading through them :D

formyking

"They say I have A.D.H.D. they just don't understand...Oh look, a squirrel."

richardlhughes

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

joksinjai

Puffff...I'm just letting out gas

amitbaxi

If your are reading this then you are a LOSER!!!

rizzzzoooo

An american flag in the background with a big "W". Caption read "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing it's idiot!"

geo108

my kid beat up your honor student!

Delrahim69

I AM ADDICTED TO CRACK(BERRY)!

CBA-CrackBerry Anonymous

Delrahim69

I AM ADDICTED TO CRACK(BERRY)!

CBA-CrackBerry Anonymous

bbblair

Kids in cars cause accidents,
but accidents in cars cause kids!

jramone

"Horn If You're Honky"

ElvisofAces

"Lift It....Fat Chicks Can't Jump"

I have picture proof!!!

igotace

Great stickers
"get off my ass I'm savin gas"
Seen a few years ago
"There is a village in texas missing its idiot"
"My kid beat up your honor student"

saxofoneman

I love USA...(next bumper sticker)"foreign flag". ahaha

bfour31

Iron workers have the longest lasting erections.

Z3NLikEBuDDhA

Nice truck, sorry about your p*nis

XavierAshaman

-I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life.... as long as I die in the next 20 minutes.

-Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool!

shank69xo

If you don't live on the edge, you're taking up too much f**king space.

4tay

(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!

scott73001

Proud parent of the kid who beat up your honor roll student

cjbmr

Don't steal your government doesn't like the competition.
Vote for Obama!
Women for Obama.
They're all funny to me.

steelman

"Stop laughing, fat people are harder to kidnap"

Saw this on my daily commute to work and could not stop laughing the rest of the day. This guy was at least 300 lbs. and in a Ford Festiva...

bcharest

"who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

austinc70

[color=red]Obama ![/color]
Half Honkey, ALL Donkey !

stormcenter

I am only speeding
Cause I have to poop!

stephenrott

The funniest license plate (I know, I don't have any funny bumper sticker stories right now) I ever saw was on a mid 80's Cadillac. What made it the funniest license plate was what happened right before I read it. Traffic was heavy and I noticed this Cadillac wanting to turn onto the road. So I slowed down and let him go. I looked at the driver and he looked at me and, i'm not sure how to explain it, he waved at me. It was a mix of a 3 Stooges greeting and something you might do while flirting with someone. So that caught me by surprise. Then I noticed his license plate, it read "BIG JIM". I felt kind of violated after that...

Steve

Makisupa

I live in Jackson, WY where the locals aren't to fond of all the people moving here:

"My Jackson has an East infection"

This might be a little dated but:

"Get off the phone and drive you yuppie scum"

Jus-J

nuvi's are sick. I was looking into buying one. to win one would be so much better. Love you crackberry

Jus-J

I seen one that said the ass family. under it it had five family members holding hands with there names under them. Wise, Smart, Lazy, Kiss, and Dumb

c5sparkchaser

These are probably already up here, but I'm not going to go through 15 pages to find out :)

1. I love small, furry animals . . ., they go great with mashed potatoes and gravy

2. PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

3. (upside down) If you can read this, please flip me over

Yandar

If your close enough to read this, your nicked.

That was on the back of an unmarked police car in the UK.

It does wonders for tailgaters.

bammazon

I got a new Colt .45 for my wife, It was the best trade ever!

talex05

No College Tuition Call Bush

drdave00

I may be slow but I am ahead of you!!!!!!

winthropboy41

Hey,

People have stopped me and told me they like my bumper sticker, and I've seen some of them laugh in my rear-view. It might not be the funniest, but I like it!

"My Laborador Retreiver Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student"

Thank you very much.... : )

Hellraiser69

During the elections and the Palin is hot era...I saw this sticker twice:

McCain | MILF
2008

Support your local search and rescue....Get Lost!

vpwdoc

I live on the east side of Orlando, not far from Daytona--45 minutes or so. I was at a stoplight in Orlando, and this REAL bumper sticker was on the truck in front of me: "I'm not speeding, I'm just qualifying."

highboltagegirl

"who needs freedom when the State can take care of us!"

Blacker56

Seen on an old beat-up VW minivan:

"Stop tailgating or I'll flick a booger at you"

PS: The minivan was my friend's and, just my luck, we broke down in it

Vaffanculo403

I saw a bumper sticker that read "Stool Bus" on the back of a van for a Sewer Cleaning Specialist. Also on the back of the van was "Urine A-1 hands with us!" and "We're #1 in the #2 business"

Here are links to the pics (take out the space before "IMG"). It gave me a good laugh on a day when I desperately needed it!

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r87/vaffanculo403/Random%20Pics/ IMG00004-20090921-1226.jpg

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r87/vaffanculo403/Random%20Pics/ IMG00003-20090921-1226.jpg

alvarezjpr

...asked me to post this one. I don't find it funny. She does!

All men are idiots....I married their king.

NiftyB

What would Scooby Do?

clubhighfive

THIS VEHICLE PROTECTED BY ANTI-THEFT STICKER

LuckyBerry881

"BEER...helping people have sex since 1865"

Blacker56

Love a Nurse - PRN

(seen on the DC beltway in a blinding snowstorm on the back of a Honda Civic with chains - on the back!)

PS: PRN is medical lingo for "as needed" (like on a prescription)

TicklesMcGroin

"I'm only speeding cause I really have to POOP"!

Snarfler

"I'm late, I'm late"

on a white VW rabbit

zoso50

"I used to have a handle on reality...but it broke"

HH
ZoSo50

john7760

looks like a nice app, trying now

tcseacliff

I brake for Blackberry

TicklesMcGroin

"Thanks Officer, the last guy only gave me a warning also!"

hrg0891

the sticker said "OBAMA BIDEN '08"

pjurbina

my BB iPooped on your phone

the thing was i caught up to him and showed him mine and he showed me his.

wirelessgal

"333: I'm only half evil"

jmwebb

1) Stay Back 50 Feet: Driver is texting.

2) Officer: Text Me the Speed Limit so I will see it

jmwebb

1) Stay Back 50 Feet: Driver is texting.

2) Officer: Text Me the Speed Limit so I will see it

deafpup

Welfare Should be as Hard to Get as a Drug Conviction

Cable17

If you are going to ride my ***, then atleast pull my hair

deafpup

Driver Carries Less Than $20 in Ammunition

awbucher

That Obama sticker on your car might as well say "Yes, I'm stupid"

WongTong

Scion Box Car - You Just Got Passed By A Toaster

peoriatech

Too bad this software does not work with verizon.

trtidwell

#1 (on front bumper) I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting
#2 Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole
#3 I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop

ncbell13

"Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink"

jackm3

"if you get any closer, i'll flick a booger on your windshield!"

boldicized

1. If going to church makes you a Christian, Does going to the garage make you a mechanic?

2. God was my copilot, but he bailed at the last corner.

TexasFlyer#CB

"Keep Honking: I'M STILL IN FRONT"

dmancuso#CB

"My Kid can beat up your honor student any time, any place."

AnneO

Riding behind this lady in a Corvette with the top down and on the bumper sticker was "Cha-ching, let the cash register ring."I loved it.

chuybarrera7

You looked better on My Space

Craig_C

Don't follow me. I'm lost too

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over

I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell

Breast cancer ribbon and the words, "Save the Boobies"

suchashorttime#CB

alright, let's level for a second here. i like bumper stickers as much as the next person, they're witty, relevant, and can usually manage to offend someone... obviously i'm in full support. but let's be honest, how many bumper stickers do you actually see on the back of the car in front of you while driving? never. unless it's that same damn black and white "TOOL" or "NIN" sticker on the back of every black civic made in the 90s. but alas, neither of those are my favorite, for they don't fit my aforementioned formula for bumper sticker success. and what is a bumper sticker if it is not on a bumper? it's nothing more than a sticker! thus i digress, 95% of you are liars and the bumper stickers you claim to have seen were not on bumpers, hence merely stickers. the other 5% just googled "silly bumper stickers" or "honk if you like hanson... then drive into a tree." in an attempt to maintain the integrity of this contest, i have decided this: this is my entry. of course i still want the garmin.

chuybarrera7

This vehicle is protected by anti-theft sticker

jrlandis

Fat people are harder to kidnap

bp22hot

* Lead, Follow or get the fuck out of my way.

What makes this so funny is, its on the rear bumber

chuybarrera7

1)If you beleive in telekinesis raise my hand !

2)Milk duds on board !

sevenblisters

"Hurt? Call Kurt."

Makes no sense. No phone number. Nothing.

silent6610

Probably the best one I've seen was on a hummer.

#1 --> "Snipers - 3
Pirates - 0"

#2 --> "I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .jpg"

#3 --> "Voldemort votes Republican"

Those are the best 3 I can remember off the top of my head at least

The_New_Dude

The funniest one i've ever read...

Driver carries no cash
He's Married!

For all you married dudes, you know it's true!! :P

Ainen

"I found Him...I have Jesus in the trunk"

G-Gore

"Don't Drink and Drive.
You Might Hit a Bump
and Spill Your Drink!"

charmanestar

I saw "LOL CAT" on a BMW M5 in San Francisco Bay area, on the bay bridge. It made me and my brother laugh out loud and took a picture of it!

Zahlgor

Just saw this one tonight and it put a smile on my face

BUCK FUSH!

snowthedirtbub

I'm only speeding cause I really have to poop.

Poop jokes, always fun.

ericjay

I once saw a car with a bumper sticker that read, "If I lived in my car, I'd be home already."

jdino91xc

Straigh, white, Republican Male. How else can I piss you off today?

simpleaudio

on a dodge diesel truck "quit stroking and start cummin"

Pastor Ron

Picture this: man in a snowsuit shoveling snow off his front porch in Florida and calling to his wife - "Get another shovel and help get this Global Warming off the front porch!" You'd have to see it to get the full affect.

xolanir

This beat up truck in front of me had a sticker of a crazy looking monkey with it's butt to whomever was looking and it then said "hit me one more time i dare you". lmao

xxcatcher16xx

"To be cummin', you have to be strokin'. To be strokin', you have to be hard Like a Rock."

Mats77

1# Learn Spanish! Jesus is coming.
2# Keep honking, I'm reloading.
3# www.offmyass.com

pmar55

Whoppee!, Traffic is the first app I tried on my relatively new Tour and it works great. Wish I could remember the good bumper stickers (like jokes), can't remember them when you need one. How's this: If congress got on their BBs and really told us what they were doing, how long do you think they would last?

sidbaxter

"I wish this grass were emo,
so it would cut itself!!!"

Psyc

so many pedestrians so little time

xcheck

My bumper sticker entry is: "To Err Is Human, To Blame It On Someone Else Is Politics"

Omahahaha

"Life's a b!tc# and so am I"
Made me laugh.

But seriously, I get turned around too easily. My wife actually gets mad about it. Please help save my marriage. I need this :-)

crazyflare

If you can count the hair on my a** then youre too close!
That one cracked me up

xiondavis

This is a DUAL FUEL VEHICLE
(it burns gas AND oil!)

djake15

the ass family

wise (picture of a person on top)

smart (")

lazy (")

kiss (")

dumb (")

bammazon

The Government does not steal...... Just ask the indians!

bammazon

I'm so bada** my sperm smokes marlboro

....................................

If you can't Dodge it... Ram it

.....................................

Your mother should have Swallowed you

...................................

Mean people Suck, but Nice ones Swallow

JokerKAce

#1 "This Car is Protected by Anti-Theft Sticker"
#2 "Lost Your Cat? Try Looking Under My Tires"
#3 "Jesus Loves you... Everyone Else Thinks You're and A55H0LE"

y0us3f

saw this on the net before

its funny and scary ! :) which we all need to read

drive safely
we have :
*2 cemeteries
*No Hospital

jeansy

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Swollendonkey

Seen on a van for a drilling firm in Essex, UK, on 22 Oct 09.
"We aim to leave every customer with a satisfied hole"

lucho78

im not as think as you drunk i am ossifer---------funny

Rapid Dr3am

"Your stupid!"

It amused me because, unlike most people who are stupid and would see this as a perfect sentence. It was obvious the driver knew the error and it should say "You're stupid!".

This led way to the amusing irony of the sticker, what can I say? I'm sad.

Swollendonkey

Does this app work in the UK?

nadjas9

::Protect your children, Pornstar aboard::

CheeseMcGee#CB

Friends don't let friends get a Mullet!

Crunch

...but enough sucking up...for now. :D

Maybe I wouldn't have driven my Mustang so far up my next door neighbor's ass (yea, that's you, Dr. Martin! I wish you followed this site, you bible thumping hypocritical cokesniffing bigot) if he didn't put sh** like "If you can read this, you're following too closely" on his fu**ing SUV.

I'll never understand why otherwise intelligent people take it upon themselves to want to saaaavvvvveee me, or brainwash their daughter. hahah...that felt good.

DomConway

"Midwives help people out" - subtle and clever!

jtarei01

I saw one that said:
Cat, the other white meat

slevis

"My average student beat up your honor student"

x-l

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!

marcusd#CB

"YOUR POVERTY MAKES ME SICK"

Dr.Boost

Please pick me, I purchased a used TOM TOM recently. Come to find out the battery inside is shot. It will not operate unless hard wired. :( I so could use a nice new one to bail me out of this bad purchase.

Thanks Crackberry for offering this wonderful contests!!!

Dr.Boost

"Pedo Bear Approved" decal....freaking hilarious.

dgolfcad

At least pull my hair if you're gonna ride my ass

cfsauto1

Are you a Crack-head ?

(Crackberry Logo)

malevy

"My kid beat up your honor-role student"

danoh

DRIVE CAREFULLY - MOST PEOPLE ARE CAUSED BY ACCIDENT

gmoore77

I'm one bad relationship away from owning 30 CATS

ITF36059

My Labrador Retriever is smart than you honor student...

firedoctor

Somewhere in Texas there's a village that's missing their idiot

papagocb

"I'm not a born again....I got it right the first time"

S_Tigga

The funniest one that I have seen or can remember lately said: "Buttholes Read Bumper Stickers!" Ha! I thought that was too funny and ironic at the same time, lol.

uncle64

On the back of a RV - "Spending my kids Inheritance"

jbendaou

if you can read this, you are too close

Blackmagicgti

"If I wanted a hummer, I would have called your sister"

drbaltz

Abortion causes breast cancer

HongKongPhooey#CB

"I Wish My Wife Was This Dirty"

kkuhnell

Jesus loves you.
Everyone else thinks your an a#$hole.

Tigerr

"All I want is a change to prove that money wont make me happy!"

Hamp

I saw this on the back of a new Chevrolet Camaro that had markings like the Transformer 'Bumblebee':

Stop looking at my a%%

rw4u2nv

"My kid impregnanted your honor student"

bluefalcon25

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy it.

Filmsnob

Nice Hummer. Sorry about the small penis.

Apathetic Driver at Wheel

PS, I really need the Garmin since I can't download the traffic.com app to my pearl. App World says my device (8130) or carrier (Sprint) wont accept it.

Boggle

I have one that says "Who Tweeted?" And has the twitter bird flying with small twitter birds falling out of its butt area like its pooping tweets :$

daynebca

You! Out of the Gene Pool!

daynebca

I Might Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You.

daynebca

I didn't ask to be a Princess but if the crown fits...

daynebca

I Brake For Scholars, Priests, and No Apparent Reason

daynebca

Stupidity Is Not a Crime, So You're Free To Go

daynebca

Stop Honking! I'm Already Visualizing The Duct Tape Over Your Mouth!!

daynebca

Watch Out for the Idiot Behind Me!

daynebca

There are two types of pedestrians: The Quick and The Dead

ahpatel485

hopefully this will tell me WHAT is causing the traffic

daynebca

Very funny Scotty! Now beam down my clothes!

poorsha

Custer got what he deserved

daynebca

Saw It! Wanted It! Threw A Fit! Got It!

Ponic

Probably not the best I've seen, but I saw it the other day so it's fresh in my mind:
New Orleans: We Put The 'Fun' In Funeral.

daynebca

Mothers with teenages know why some animals eat their young

daynebca

If You're Rich, I'm Single!

badazz74

Here is one I read yesterday:

"Don't confuse your rank over my authority."

It belonged to a soldier's wife.

golfboss

thanks CB for another great opportunity.

daynebca

If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough

daynebca

According to my calculations, this problem doesn't exist

golfboss

"Somewhere in Texas there is a village missing their idiot"

Shadowlore

(in big letters)

"SAVE A WHALE!!!!"
(under it in smaller letters)

'spear britney'

JJGeneral1

Some funny ones i've seen..

1. "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

2. "My dachshund is smarter than your honor student."

3. "I'm only speeding cause I really have to POOP."

4. "Take your ex out tonight.... (one bullet oughta do it)."

5. "Jesus is coming, look busy!"

6. "I'm hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse."

7. "Caution: I drive like you."

I drive the Pennsylvania Turnpike a lot... so I see quite a few.

sfjon918

i just saw this bumper sticker this morning "New Coke mini: Now with 36% less death!" lol.. good luck to everyone

sb5551

The bumper sticker in the back of my jeep days " If I wanted a hummer, I would ask your sister."

sb5551

The bumper sticker in the back of my jeep days " If I wanted a hummer, I would ask your sister."

teknqe

stop reading this and watch the road.

stop was actually a stop sign.

spiritpyre

"When seconds count...
The police are only minutes away."

(pro-gun bumper sticker, but even if that's not your thing; it's funny and does a good job emphasizing why LEGAL gun-owners aren't bad people... i.e. for wanting to protect their families.)

sb5551

The back of my jeep it says," If I wanted a hummer, I would ask your sister."

Ramsy

There is no place like 127.0.0.1.

naterader

As opposed to Obama 08'. LOL

naterader

As opposed to Obama 08'. LOL

schooner

"You can follow me, but it's gonna hurt"

Madness87

"At least my kid can beat up beat your honor student"

GregRose

"I can't go any faster or I'll burn our my hamsters!"

Hywelbane

There is plenty of room for all God's creatures....
Right next to the mashed potatoes.

afranci703

Voted for Obama?

Buyer's remorse set in yet?

SandraSmithMundra

If you can read this, You're to close! Back up Bi_ch!

smod22bmx

"If You're Not a Hemheroid, Get Off My Ass!"

Harry_Yambag

"keep honking buddy, I'm reloading."

MannyGeee

ACTUALLY was a completely blacked out H2, with the "HUMMER" inlay in the rear bumper chromed out (so it stood out)...

right above it was his personalized tag that said... "IDLOVEA"

not a bumper sticker, but I think it fits in the convo... now lets get me that Nuvi!

SandraSmithMundra

Problem? Tell it to the priest. He's the only one that has to believe you, or at least act like he does!

JW_B-Berry

If you think education is expensive...
try ignorance!

blahberry

If your going to sext and drive do it safe...
Buckle up!

alb123

"Officer, I swear I'm only speeding because I really, really have to Sh*t!" hahaha I rarely laugh at bumper stickers, but that one made me chuckle...

storm2addicted

Love is Grand...
Divorce is 20 Grand $$$

korywith-a-k

I had this one made cuz the traffic here is gay:
Honk if you like my nuts.

DarthHomer8330

Never vote for a man who shoots his friend in the face

DarthHomer8330

Cant get a bumper sticker on a chopper so you wear a nice biker t-shirt----
If you can read this the B!%@h fell off

dipstiknu

Well my son beat up your honor kid

bmwfanatic

on the back of a porta-pottie pump-out tank truck:

CAUTION!
This tank is full of political promises!

Jo_795

how can say no to a GPS i hope u will

NUBERRY

Eat more Beans, We need more gas

Teerim

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

UThorn

"You've Been A Very Bad Girl... Now Go To My Room."

thechin

"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."

davidgg72

I googled the funniest bumper stickers to win this Garmin!

diedrichtiger

" My lug-nuts require more torque than your import puts out"

BigSacAttack

"If it flies, let it die"

"If it's brown, shoot it down"

artimusfulks

My Child Sells Drugs To Your Honor Student.

urnikkachris#CB

ooo "i wish you had it cus i do" my friends car is a piece of shit so he has that

urnikkachris#CB

ooo "i wish you had it cus i do" my friends car is a piece of shit so he has that

dixiehuntr

"Low Riders Are For Guys That Can't Get it up"

"Fruits Are People Too"

"Drink Apple Juice: OJ Will Kil You"

Taubin

"I brake for...

Oh Sh*t! No Brakes!!!"

smilin jimmy

but it's gold:

Jesus is coming. Everyone look busy!

Cjay Beatz

A Bill Cosby Bumper sticker that made him do bill Cosby aerobics when the sun hit it, I DIED LAUGHING!!!!

if youve never seen the bill Cosby aerobics here it i...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS8UWQeqw0c

BerrySky

Bumper Sticker:

"If you voted for Obama, you can't shit here because your asshole is in the Whitehouse"

Just a bumper sticker, not necessarily my views...

flipbird

Bumper Sticker:

S.A.S.R.
Speeders Against Ski Racks

If you're a lead foot you hate it when you think a cop car pulls behind you at night so you slow down only to find out it's just somebody with a ski rack on top of their car.

BerSerX

"Every time you touch yourself,

2 Jesus fish overlapping at the mouths, like a reflection, forming an eye in the middle.

Jesus is watching."

deadprez

The Funniest sticker I have come across is....

I wonder if You'd drive any Better if that CELLPHONE was up your BUTT!

Swanee

I don’t have a license to kill. But I do have a learners permit.

trblmkr71

If you can read this I'm not going fast enuff

trblmkr71

how is my driving?? call 1-800-f**kyou

trblmkr71

thi onlee tast i eevr past was thi wun tu git this her lycence

MmanikK

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

trblmkr71

do you kiss your mother with that mouth??.... oh you do.... can i watch??

trblmkr71

if this car is a rocking then my wife and her f**king boyfriend are in it!!

trblmkr71

hi my name is dave and i'm addicted to texting

trblmkr71

no officer i don't know how fast i was going i was to busy txting

Troggie

Saw this one last night:

"Republicans for Voldemort"

levelm

Ladies dig shiny RIMs (with a picture of a tour, storm, bold, and curve)

zlandman

No Parking on the Grass.

mutt182

My Gamer Kid Fragged Your Honor Student

babyblue55

The funniest one I saw was years ago and it took a minute for me to "get it." It said "Illiterate? Write for help!" Some of those posted here are hilarious!

allupnya68

2 months ago I was in La Mesa, Ca and I saw this on a bumper sticker:

Wag more...bark less.

DC727

Beer is now cheaper than Gas. Drink, don't drive!
I've read about the evils of drinking...So I gave up reading.

DC727

Veni, Vidi, VD. I came, I saw, I cankered.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

zurch

we were winnin when i left

sjpakuma

since.. the bumper sticker is,

"0 to 60 mph in 5 minutes"

save that precious time of 5 minutes with this baby ;]

NFLBlitze1

"Lost Your Cat? Try Looking Under My Tires"

renesandy

"If you're reading this, you need to press the brake."

juszvybin

"jesus or hell; your choice :)"

bobbrown

Bumper sticker and saw it painted on the tailgate of a truck!

O.B.A.M.A
One Big Ass Mistake America

S2wannaB

I've seen a couple of ones I thought were great:

#1) Be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country

#2) Monica Lewinsky's X-Boyfriend's Wife for President

#3) Not really a bumper sticker: But very funny
You see those family / kids’ activity stickers on the rear windows of vehicles everywhere; you may even have one on your car. So far, this one is my personal favorite …

Above the figures it says:
The Ass Family...then it goes on to name the family members as:

(Husband)-Wise
(Wife)-Smart
(Oldest son)-Lazy
(Daughter)-Kiss
(Youngest boy)-Dumb

Cracks me up when seen in real life :)

DrFrancky

Don't crack Ur car, Crack Ur berry!

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