Traffic.com Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

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By Adam Zeis on 22 Oct 2009 12:19 pm EDT
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Traffic.com recently released their free application for BlackBerry Smartphones. The app gives you an easy view of traffic conditions, including color-coded traffic flow maps, incident data, mass transit data and more. This is extremely handy for travelers or commuters who need to keep tabs on traffic conditions. The Traffic.com app is available totally free from BlackBerry App World.

In honor of the launch of the free Traffic.com mobile application on the BlackBerry, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free Garmin Nuvi 1390 T to one of its readers. The contest rules are easy: In the comments section of this post, share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen while waiting in traffic. Haven't seen a funny one? Then make one up yourself! Oh but be sure to keep it somewhat suitable for work. The top 10 finalists will be chosen by the WHERE team on Monday, November 2nd. Then it's up to you, the CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner! The winner will be notified via email and will receive a free Garmin Nuvi. Keep reading for full details.

Win a Free Garmin Nuvi Contest Details

Ok, here is what we are asking you to do:

Step 1: Download the Traffic.com app from App World. (Will this increase your chances of winning? Heck no! But it will sure save you a lot of time and frustration on your next commute.)

Step 2: Share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen (or have made up) in the comments of this post.

10 finalists will be chosen and posted in the CrackBerry blogs for the community to vote. One grand prize winner will receive a new Garmin Nuvi 1390 T.

Topics: Contests

krems1

This the bumper I remembered that was funny:

JESUS LOVES YOU!

Everyone Else Thinks You Are An Asshole

BostonDan

"Jesus Saves... And GRETZKY SCORES!"

"Jesus Saves Souls... and redeems them for valuable cash prizes!"

Cheers,
B.D.

chelpop

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE - PLANT A MAN!

dukeslb56

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Cohibaluvr

"My kid beat up your Honor roll kid"

robbykennedyh

The Titanic was built by Engineers - The Arch was built by Amateurs!!!

PRON3

"my karma ran over your dogma"

egruber

In New Jersey, people from the pine barrens section are referred to as Pineys. I saw a bumper sticker which read: "Proud to be a Piney...from my head down to my Hiney!"

vector sigma

"public rest room toilet paper is like john wayne
its rough, tough, and dosent take crap from anyone!"

BostonDan

"Life is a Sexually Transmitted Disease"

Cheers,
B.D.

JMUhcky01

Nice truck
Sorry about your penis

numus

24/7 Locksmith.. Free car door unlocking when child locked inside...

Square85

"If you can read this I'm not impressed. Most people can read."

peterallcdn

Bumper sticker on an elephant's behind in the movie "The Love Guru":

"Cash, gas, or ass... Nobody rides for free!"

:-D

paulm235

Take Your Ex Out Tonight
(One Bullet Oughtta Do It)

wcurrin

saw one that said "Ward, you were awfully hard on the beaver last night" (with a picture of June Cleaver next to it)

great!

gwapnitsky

Kids on Board. Goat slow.

shalea#IM

would love a Garmin Unit!!!!!

djanark2000

If guns kill people, does that mean pencils makes mistakes?
Im not fat! Im pregnant with Ice cream's baby...

lmao

schnarr84

this vehicle protected by anti theft sticker
(on window) i roared

chermo

I saw this when baby Bush was the president, or trying to be one!
"Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its town idiot!"

mfancy

It wasn't a bumper sticker, it was a sign by a homeless guy in the city.

"Please help, wife and kids have been kidnapped by ninjas. Need money for karate lessons"

LOL

numbthumb

I bought it many years ago to put on someone else's bumper, but I haven't used it yet.

mrmartymac

In honor of National Breast Cancer Awareness Month:

If lovin' tatas is bad, I don't want to be good.

hamc00

Help prevent road rage, get the hell out of my way!

username0001

Gas, Grass or Ass
No One Rides For Free

cannonballgsu

I saw a plethora of bumperstickers on the back of a Prius that screamed tree hugger! They consisted of: a sticker saying Greatful, a peace sign sticker, the word "peace", one with the word "joy", and one with the word "forgive". There was one more, but I couldn't make out what it said, and didn't want to run over the guy! BTW I have a picture i took on my Tour to back this story up!!!

Also, there was a comedian that once said he was going to make a bumper sticker in brail that said: "if you can read this, you are too close"

neo1988

Buckle your seat belts, so it is harder for the aliens to suck you out.

Evalast AV

Honk if you like silence!

samuel.frost

Fight Breast Cancer-Punch a Boob

username0001

Jesus is Coming
look busy

mrotsbb

What are you waiting for? GO AROUND ME!

fernandoaflores

"If you're going to ride my rear at least pull my hair"

dm3ready

My other phone is a Blackberry.

JediJesus95

I miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.

mattbrasher

Bend over and I'll show you some "Change"!!!

Very fitting considering the fool that sits in the White House currently.

paulm235

I Child-Proofed My House
BUT THEY STILL GET IN

jsanta11

Thanks and goodluck to all

max2770

I saw a sticker that said "Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics".

JerseyDevil980

Not exactly a bumper sticker but on the back of a bikers jacket:
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

paulm235

WORK HARDER
Millions On Welfare Depend On You!

DonnyG2

Please oh please, I never win!

meyer1131

You looked better on MySpace

meyer1131

I brake suddenly for tailgaters

LexCorp

Caution: Blonde Thinking

Cheech92007

"If your going to ride my ass like that at least pull my hair."

Nipper618

This stupid software bricked my phone. I now have the reload software 552 error. I'm really pissed!!!!!!!

scottycurve

I like this one a lot. ---If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!---

asprunger

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those that can count and those that can't!"

medman25

I have seen: save the ta-ta's and save second base. Thought those were pretty good.

bandit4089

"FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS TASER GRANDMAS OR PREGNANT WOMEN."

chris5a

Too close for missles,
switching to guns!

onlineaddy

I'm a comment whore on CrackBerry.com.

Keepster

"The day you realize that you don't know everything... is the day you you finally know something"

One of my favorites!

joliva

I seen a bumper sticker on a car with a rather large female in it and it said "Inside me is a skinny woman crying to come out but I can usually shut her up with cookies and chocolate!"

doughboyy

A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

sklotz2000

Hopefully one day my other car will be a BlackBerry. :)

titot4u

I wish I would have been born Rich rather than handsome!

Keepster

So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?

dscofield#CB

Paddle faster I hear Banjo's playing.

svtpickemup

They say I have ADHD but they just don't understand.....Oh look! A squirrel!

scott311luvr

Saw this the other day, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowgirl"

titot4u

If my job were easy, woman and children would be doing it!

cawestfall

Everything is more fun topless.

Alex338

NICE TRUCK
sorry about your small penis

NoSpin

"Fat people are hard to kidnap"

bbaler4444

Best sticker ever:

"I love animals/
They taste great!"

Keepster

Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that!

champr

"I'm drafting not tailgating."

"I ♠ MY DOG and I ♣ MY WIFE"

Doug81

Squirrel
It's what's for dinner.

kgeddings

If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

St. Urho

My all-time favorite bumper sticker I've seen is "Jesus is Coming Look Busy!"

St. Urho

My all-time favorite bumper sticker I've seen is "Jesus is Coming Look Busy!"

Goldwinger

"When I die, I want to Go like my Grandpa, Quietly in my sleep, not screaming like the passengers in his car!"

mossjr

George W. Bush- “Doc I'm having trouble with my election” Doc- “Try Lie-agra” (Viagra parody)

Fat people are harder to kidnap

I am only speeding because I have to poop

Hey Barack, Im Ba-roke

BEER-Helping people have sex since 1865

I am the Baby’s Father!

dulax34

"WELL NEVER FORGET YOU, BRENT" (A Packer's fan bumber sticker in regards to Brett Favre)

_StephenBB81

https://www.iparklikeanidiot.com/

Best bumper sticker ever! I need to have 20 of these on hand always

BEST Personalized licence plate ever

"Plan A HE"

vlkers7171

for some reason it made me chuckle...

"my boss is a jewish carpenter - no, not that one....Frank Zevin Carpentry"

mrotsbb

OOPS! Did I do THAT!

BB_Storm4me

Insanity is Hereditary...You Get It From Your Kids!!!

Bicyclist

Been looking at maps for a long time. Sure could use a Garmin GPS.

thefunkball

While you have your nose up my tailpipe, let me ask you, "How do my farts smell?"

camarojones

"My other car was demolished by the Government"

Looks like the cash for clunkers worked well for them. LOL

Alex338

For a female to put on a nice car:

"WAS HIS"

berryrican

PLEASE DON'T HIT ME... I am not 100% sure about my coverage.

xxcookie

i would love to have this..:)

gammit

Don't judge a man by the size of his Prius

Y2Dre

Excuse me, is your husband married?

jimgoun

Any Tyranny = Lost Freedom

Y2Dre

Excuse me, is your husband married?

morlad

PPB4UGO

made me want to pee from laughter while stuck in traffic

rickforwreaths

Hang up and DRIVE!
We are spending our children's inheritance

cafutter

4 out of 5 voices in my head say "Go for it!"

stinson5043

the bumber sticker said

"i snatch kisses and vice versa"

aliases#CB

Saw this bumper sticker: "It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" George Carlin

Evermore707

Sticker had a pic of GW Bush's head with the letters "WTF!" next to it . Priceless.

sloheim

I'm sure everyone has seen it by now... but my all-time favorite is still "My kid beat up your honor student". Funny, short and to the point. NICE.

DeanLoneWolf44

Don't come too close my bumper is a magnet

DeanLoneWolf44

Don't come too close my bumper is a magnet

jgrace13

With Obama background...

"Chains we can believe in"

Alex338

Don't drink and drive... you might hit a bump and spill it.

BobdogK9

I am lost without this.

Zannor

"Lead, follow or get the hell out of the way!"

"Procrastinators: Leaders of tomorrow...or the next day."

t.tocs

I actually have two.

They are (in no particular order)

1) I'm only speeding because I really have to poop
2) You looked better on Facebook

cyberstar

This is a real bumper sticker I saw.
" Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill your drink! "

Smooth69Style

Protected by a .357 magnum 3 days a week. You guess which 3.

focuzed

NICE HUMMER
Sorry about your little pee-pee.

jwmusicman

One of the funniest ones I have seen was on the back of an Amish wagon it read:

"This vehicle is horse-powered. Don't step in the exhaust"

alumbreros

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

angief81

Your GPS told my GPS your on my a$$ BACK OFF!

cdnwanderer

Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

cafutter

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

dem0707

On the front bumper...

Not responsible for gate arm damage!

BecauseUAreHere

Spotted on a beat to crap little car in the University District of Seattle back in the mid 80's:

"My other car is up my nose!"

steve.stewart#CB

I still miss my x-wife...but my aim is getting better.

Zeroberry

if you can read this sticker you can kiss my ass

LpnInNC

In 1989 I purchased a Hyundai Excel (I hear the groans already.) I had so much trouble with this car, it had been in the shop 5 times in 6 months for the same problem and none of the mechanics never admitted feeling the car "misbehave" but anyone else that rode with me sure could. They finally set up an appointment for the regional manager come and inspect the car after I filed lemon law papers on it. I found the bumper sticker that read "0-60 in 5 miles" and put it on the back of my new car. Needless to say the regional manager was less than impressed! But my car was finally fixed :)

Socrates11

If you can read this thank a teacher.
If you can read this in English thank a Marine.

edue

Caution: My kid throws sh*t out the window

Richman007

Put down your coffee, snuff out your cigarette put away your lipstick, stop readin' this sticker and answer your phone already!

dkobran

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

iMissLayups

"This vehicle is protected by anti-theft sticker."

Khaman

“Jesus Saves, but he really should invest!”. Seen on a bumper sticker for a stock broker.

mar2mar

Keep honking, I'm reloading

N.Napoleon

#1 ----> Are you following Jesus this close?

#2 ----> All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for NOT getting it done.

#3 ----> A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night!

dylanmail

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

qdenning

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

mtnspokes

When I die I want it to be in my sleep like my Grandpa, not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

gravytrn

we pause this marriage to bring you hockey season

chadmd23

I would honk, but I'm on my BlackBerry!

glassrover

The shortest sentence is "I am" and the longest sentence is "I do"!

just2389

Be nice to America
Or we'll bring Democracy to your country

XD

mmarnberg

"If you can read this...congratulations - now BACK OFF!"

phishinphorcon

Get the hell out of the left lane.

gossett

Funnies bumper sticker i've seen;

OBAMA - One Big Ass Mistake America

and SO SO SO SO TRUE

sinfuldragon

"I support Single Moms" Pics of lady swinging from pole
"They say I have ADHA, they just don't understand that - Hey look a squirrel!!"
"The Police never think its as funny as you do"
"Nice Truck, sorry about your penis"

codito

"I'm only speeding because I really have to poop!"

ICEMAN9

This one is the best...."HORN BROKE, WATCH FOR FINGER"
That made me die of laughter

mmarnberg

My other car is a scooter

doxidad

Hide your Beagle - Vick is an Eagle

kj4lbi

"Vegetarian: Indian word for poor hunter."

knightc2

If you you're close enough to read this, you need to visit traffic.com

Homeade ;)

brainyron

"Sterilize stupid people and help stop country music"

Mad-Scientist

Saw this one in the parking lot of Chucky Cheese...

Your father should have pulled out early

inphoenix#CB

96.738% of stats are made up!

mmarnberg

Caution, head lights always on.

Balsley

"Caution: Horrible Driver... And Dumb as a Rock"

LuLu051705

My other ride has tits!

romey2000

"You can't give me a ticket... I don't have a license"

martain

My top 5 favorites

1) Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

2) He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3) Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the
leather straps.

4) I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

5) He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically
challenged.

Milkman00

I'm not drunk you shilly sit.

fastis

this one i seen a few months back and i even copied on my blackberry memo pad..lol

"The ink of a scholar is more holier than the blood of a martyr"

tlcull

if your gonna ride my a**,at least pull my hair, first time making a comment but would love to win a nuvi

tlcull

if your gonna ride my a**,at least pull my hair, first time making a comment but would love to win a nuvi

Midnight Q

"Jesus is my Co-Pilot. But we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."
(Mullins Center parking lot @ UMass circa 2000)

xsweetrevengex

Warning! A Monkey may as well be driving this...

greentj

"Peace...
...through superior fire power!"

Nipper618

Ass, Cash, or Gas, but Nobody Ride for Free!!!

Hippocampus

1-> God was my co-pilot... but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him.

2-> If god was a woman then why doesn't seman taste like chocolate?

Nipper618

Ass, Cash, or Gas, but Nobody Rides for Free!!!

Machine gunport

a picture of a lady holding a stripper pole with "I support Single Moms" under it

hyde49314

Funniest one I have ever seen was:
"IMPEACH BUSH" it was pretty funny, because he could get away with anything...

bluegreen1965

This could be a good app if not for the annoying pop-up ads which obscure your view.

timlitw

Don't worry what people think
They don't do it very often

So true.

djinhwan

Be nice to America
or we will bring democracy to your country

cyberstar

Save Water... Drink Beer!

tb7025

There better be a good accident at the end of this traffic.

Tifoso

"Annoy Bill O'Reilly. Buy French products."

Smoky311

Alright, well, its not technically a bumper sticker, but it was the best license plate I've ever seen.

It was in California, where they allow a handful of symbols on plates, like hearts, stars, and hands (I don't get the hand one). This plate had a heart. It was on an old white Astro van, making it even funnier...

It read
HU PH(heart)D

Took me a little while to figure it out...How long will it take you ;)

jjoyce213

The funniest bumper sticker I ever saw: If you're gonna ride my ass at least spank me!

scott.jeffreys

Good thing they found balloon boy. I thought Michael Jackson was trying to order takeout from heaven.

jbuck387

As a Sailor I love this one: "Support the Troops, Sleep With a Sailor."

Havenbull

No More B U_ _ S H _ _

(no more Bush)

blankcds87

MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT
AND MY PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT

wvelez21

Wana hear a joke?...Women's rights.

blankcds87

THIS VEHICLE CLIMBED BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

theidoctor

THE BIG BANG THEORY:

God spoke and BANG, it happened!

Eollie

"Diesel smoke makes me HORNY!"

jodusc

Gun control means using both hands! :)

payravan

i drive a lot and i use my gps on my blackberry,sometimes it gets to dangers to keep my eyes on the road and my blackberry,this Garmin Nuvi will make my life easy.

Quiet_Before_The_Storm

Jesus is my homeboy...only my homeboy can judge me.

lakersfan2416

i saw a "tease me" bumber sticker on a bugatti veyron
and i would have one say shagon wagon, since my hair is shaggy and my dogs name is scooby and i have a wagon lol

bradtrox

my other car is a piece of shit too.

aggro2012

"It's not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle you're worm" I remember seeing this bumper sticker when i was 10 (20 years ago) I had no clue it wasnt talking about fishing.

dinonewt

I'm only driving fast because I have to POOP

Moblow

Bad Cop, No Donut!!!

Had it on my car!!!!!!

tritan

IF you can read this you must be a female.

floralscape

If I owned a Garmin GPS, I'd be home by now...

lisamcates

I would love a garmin!

BB_Fan

1. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?

2. Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.

3. Government - If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

4. If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.

floralscape

If I owned a Garmin GPS, I'd be home watching this traffic on the news

Mister869

I wish I would have had a camera when i saw this one last year, but it was before I owned a Blackberry and just had a piece of crap phone without one.

MONICA LEWINSKY'S
EX-BOYFRIEND'S WIFE
--------------------
FOR PRESIDENT

I don't care if you are republican or democrat, that is funny!

floralscape

Fat people are hard to kidnap

floralscape

Buckle-up, it makes it harder for aliens to suck you outta your car.

khrissi17

No more BUSHit!
with a pic of George W. on it

Steeler_fan

I just saw "my kid beat up your honor student"

Love it

theresin

to keep this one in context, it had a pink Susan B Komen breast-cancer awareness ribbon on either side of the text...

"Yeah they're fake, the Real ones tried to kill me!"

I thought it was great that people are open with topics like this.

khrissi17

OMG hilarious!!! I gotta tell my patients that one

floralscape

I'm grumpy today and need a change, can I kick your dog?

khrissi17

I CANCERvive

Its so inspirational and appropriate for Breast Cancer Month

dmak

I prefer the traditional "honk if your happy" approach to bumper stickers

Drewsefer

Cash, gas, or ass.
No one rides for free.

floralscape

I'm not stalking you, my reflection looks better in your windows

floralscape

Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president

BigJav209

1...........Clinton Doesn't Suck, He Inhales!
2........... Vote For Bush

floralscape

If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?

winsettr

Get off your CrackBerry and DRIVE!

floralscape

So you're kids no honour student. Get him to go into politics.

hoang85

"Don't rear-end me, my son's a lawyer!" LOL! A bumper sticker on some elderly woman's car.

vzwcttech

CAUTION: I drive just like YOU!

floralscape

Phone me, my Blackberry is in my pocket and on vibrate

Jpatterson350

Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!

floralscape

I bought this car on a 10 year contract, cause the worlds ending in 2012. Ha Ha...smart

floralscape

If you hear banging, trust me...no one is in the trunk

BebopColaYeah

1) I brake for no apparent reason.

2) Homophobia is so gay.

kasperapd

I'm only speeding cause I really have to POOP

megangirl01

My funny bumper sticker is:
If we weren't supposed to eat animals,why are they made of meat?

ldidley

Dont laugh at my car, your daughter might be in the passenger seat.

satellite1203

My kid is an honor student at monoroe.
This one is beaten up especially when the parent is moron

ldidley

Democrats think of the glass as being half full, Republicans think the glass is theirs.

kookieshk

I saw one that said:
"Graduate of RoadRage Driving Academy"
but this was on a riced out japanese sports car that just cut in front of me because I was entering the freeway really fast hahaha

help meeee i need a new gps!!!

-kookieshk

MarkB13

"Procrastination Pays Off Now!"

bluemsw

A sticker on a jeep said "If I wanted a Hummer, I would have asked your sister." I hope to get lucky and good luck to all.

Chef_Hutch

The traffic light turned red and I came to a stop behind a large, white van. It had a bumper sticker that read, "You're following a blind man!" Intrigued, I decided to check it out. When the light changed, I sped up and as I was passing him, I glanced at the side of his truck. There was a picture of a guy holding a mini-blind in his hands. I laughed so hard I almost drove off the road!

andrew_m

#1 Caution I dive like you do.
#2 I'm just driving like this to piss you off
#3 Caution Driver Singing.

mtyeterian

"Practice Abstinence... No Bush, No Dick."

SpreadEagle

A new GPS would be handy for my job, since I spend 98% of my time on the road.....

Funniest bumper sticker...."If you can read this...HIT THE BRAKES!!!!"

h8VZW

Nice app! No love for the State of Delaware. What was NAVTEQ thinking? I could use a new Garmin Nuvi instead of updating map.

Favorite Bumper Sticker:

" I had a good day once. I didn't like it!"

hockey#CB

this would be nice to try

charris247#CB

Number one favorite that I saw was definitely one the person had made.

"DONT TAZE ME BRO!"

If any of you have seen the video, you know how funny it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE

Funny Remake
http://www.break.com/index/dont-taze-me-bro.html

WATCH THE VIDEO YOU'LL UNDERSTAND

shooto_ed

Original - 'Mi Odder ryde is YUH gyal!!'

Translation - My other ride is YOUR girl!

resur

My favorite:

"CAPITALISM"
It only works if you do!

Resur

Dante44bx

I saw two funny stickers, The First said "If you can read this !!!" Im not impressed most people can read.

The 2nd said, My Son is a Honor Student, My President is an Idiot LOL

Now which one are they talking about.....

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