Traffic.com Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

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By Adam Zeis on 22 Oct 2009 12:19 pm EDT
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Traffic.com recently released their free application for BlackBerry Smartphones. The app gives you an easy view of traffic conditions, including color-coded traffic flow maps, incident data, mass transit data and more. This is extremely handy for travelers or commuters who need to keep tabs on traffic conditions. The Traffic.com app is available totally free from BlackBerry App World.

In honor of the launch of the free Traffic.com mobile application on the BlackBerry, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free Garmin Nuvi 1390 T to one of its readers. The contest rules are easy: In the comments section of this post, share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen while waiting in traffic. Haven't seen a funny one? Then make one up yourself! Oh but be sure to keep it somewhat suitable for work. The top 10 finalists will be chosen by the WHERE team on Monday, November 2nd. Then it's up to you, the CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner! The winner will be notified via email and will receive a free Garmin Nuvi. Keep reading for full details.

Win a Free Garmin Nuvi Contest Details

Ok, here is what we are asking you to do:

Step 1: Download the Traffic.com app from App World. (Will this increase your chances of winning? Heck no! But it will sure save you a lot of time and frustration on your next commute.)

Step 2: Share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen (or have made up) in the comments of this post.

10 finalists will be chosen and posted in the CrackBerry blogs for the community to vote. One grand prize winner will receive a new Garmin Nuvi 1390 T.

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Traffic.com Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

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This the bumper I remembered that was funny:

JESUS LOVES YOU!

Everyone Else Thinks You Are An Asshole

"Jesus Saves... And GRETZKY SCORES!"

"Jesus Saves Souls... and redeems them for valuable cash prizes!"

Cheers,
B.D.

In New Jersey, people from the pine barrens section are referred to as Pineys. I saw a bumper sticker which read: "Proud to be a Piney...from my head down to my Hiney!"

Bumper sticker on an elephant's behind in the movie "The Love Guru":

"Cash, gas, or ass... Nobody rides for free!"

:-D

saw one that said "Ward, you were awfully hard on the beaver last night" (with a picture of June Cleaver next to it)

great!

I saw this when baby Bush was the president, or trying to be one!
"Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its town idiot!"

It wasn't a bumper sticker, it was a sign by a homeless guy in the city.

"Please help, wife and kids have been kidnapped by ninjas. Need money for karate lessons"

LOL

I saw a plethora of bumperstickers on the back of a Prius that screamed tree hugger! They consisted of: a sticker saying Greatful, a peace sign sticker, the word "peace", one with the word "joy", and one with the word "forgive". There was one more, but I couldn't make out what it said, and didn't want to run over the guy! BTW I have a picture i took on my Tour to back this story up!!!

Also, there was a comedian that once said he was going to make a bumper sticker in brail that said: "if you can read this, you are too close"

Bend over and I'll show you some "Change"!!!

Very fitting considering the fool that sits in the White House currently.

"The day you realize that you don't know everything... is the day you you finally know something"

One of my favorites!

I seen a bumper sticker on a car with a rather large female in it and it said "Inside me is a skinny woman crying to come out but I can usually shut her up with cookies and chocolate!"

George W. Bush- “Doc I'm having trouble with my election” Doc- “Try Lie-agra” (Viagra parody)

Fat people are harder to kidnap

I am only speeding because I have to poop

Hey Barack, Im Ba-roke

BEER-Helping people have sex since 1865

I am the Baby’s Father!

for some reason it made me chuckle...

"my boss is a jewish carpenter - no, not that one....Frank Zevin Carpentry"

Saw this bumper sticker: "It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" George Carlin

I'm sure everyone has seen it by now... but my all-time favorite is still "My kid beat up your honor student". Funny, short and to the point. NICE.

"Lead, follow or get the hell out of the way!"

"Procrastinators: Leaders of tomorrow...or the next day."

I actually have two.

They are (in no particular order)

1) I'm only speeding because I really have to poop
2) You looked better on Facebook

One of the funniest ones I have seen was on the back of an Amish wagon it read:

"This vehicle is horse-powered. Don't step in the exhaust"

In 1989 I purchased a Hyundai Excel (I hear the groans already.) I had so much trouble with this car, it had been in the shop 5 times in 6 months for the same problem and none of the mechanics never admitted feeling the car "misbehave" but anyone else that rode with me sure could. They finally set up an appointment for the regional manager come and inspect the car after I filed lemon law papers on it. I found the bumper sticker that read "0-60 in 5 miles" and put it on the back of my new car. Needless to say the regional manager was less than impressed! But my car was finally fixed :)

Put down your coffee, snuff out your cigarette put away your lipstick, stop readin' this sticker and answer your phone already!

#1 ----> Are you following Jesus this close?

#2 ----> All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for NOT getting it done.

#3 ----> A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night!

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

When I die I want it to be in my sleep like my Grandpa, not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.

"I support Single Moms" Pics of lady swinging from pole
"They say I have ADHA, they just don't understand that - Hey look a squirrel!!"
"The Police never think its as funny as you do"
"Nice Truck, sorry about your penis"

My top 5 favorites

1) Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

2) He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3) Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the
leather straps.

4) I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

5) He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically
challenged.

this one i seen a few months back and i even copied on my blackberry memo pad..lol

"The ink of a scholar is more holier than the blood of a martyr"

if your gonna ride my a**,at least pull my hair, first time making a comment but would love to win a nuvi

if your gonna ride my a**,at least pull my hair, first time making a comment but would love to win a nuvi

"Jesus is my Co-Pilot. But we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."
(Mullins Center parking lot @ UMass circa 2000)

1-> God was my co-pilot... but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him.

2-> If god was a woman then why doesn't seman taste like chocolate?

Funniest one I have ever seen was:
"IMPEACH BUSH" it was pretty funny, because he could get away with anything...

Alright, well, its not technically a bumper sticker, but it was the best license plate I've ever seen.

It was in California, where they allow a handful of symbols on plates, like hearts, stars, and hands (I don't get the hand one). This plate had a heart. It was on an old white Astro van, making it even funnier...

It read
HU PH(heart)D

Took me a little while to figure it out...How long will it take you ;)

i drive a lot and i use my gps on my blackberry,sometimes it gets to dangers to keep my eyes on the road and my blackberry,this Garmin Nuvi will make my life easy.

i saw a "tease me" bumber sticker on a bugatti veyron
and i would have one say shagon wagon, since my hair is shaggy and my dogs name is scooby and i have a wagon lol

"It's not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle you're worm" I remember seeing this bumper sticker when i was 10 (20 years ago) I had no clue it wasnt talking about fishing.

1. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of SMART?

2. Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.

3. Government - If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

4. If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.

I wish I would have had a camera when i saw this one last year, but it was before I owned a Blackberry and just had a piece of crap phone without one.

MONICA LEWINSKY'S
EX-BOYFRIEND'S WIFE
--------------------
FOR PRESIDENT

I don't care if you are republican or democrat, that is funny!

to keep this one in context, it had a pink Susan B Komen breast-cancer awareness ribbon on either side of the text...

"Yeah they're fake, the Real ones tried to kill me!"

I thought it was great that people are open with topics like this.

I saw one that said:
"Graduate of RoadRage Driving Academy"
but this was on a riced out japanese sports car that just cut in front of me because I was entering the freeway really fast hahaha

help meeee i need a new gps!!!

-kookieshk

A sticker on a jeep said "If I wanted a Hummer, I would have asked your sister." I hope to get lucky and good luck to all.

The traffic light turned red and I came to a stop behind a large, white van. It had a bumper sticker that read, "You're following a blind man!" Intrigued, I decided to check it out. When the light changed, I sped up and as I was passing him, I glanced at the side of his truck. There was a picture of a guy holding a mini-blind in his hands. I laughed so hard I almost drove off the road!

A new GPS would be handy for my job, since I spend 98% of my time on the road.....

Funniest bumper sticker...."If you can read this...HIT THE BRAKES!!!!"

Nice app! No love for the State of Delaware. What was NAVTEQ thinking? I could use a new Garmin Nuvi instead of updating map.

Favorite Bumper Sticker:

" I had a good day once. I didn't like it!"

I saw two funny stickers, The First said "If you can read this !!!" Im not impressed most people can read.

The 2nd said, My Son is a Honor Student, My President is an Idiot LOL

Now which one are they talking about.....

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