Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

By Adam Zeis on 22 Oct 2009 12:19 pm EDT
- recently released their free application for BlackBerry Smartphones. The app gives you an easy view of traffic conditions, including color-coded traffic flow maps, incident data, mass transit data and more. This is extremely handy for travelers or commuters who need to keep tabs on traffic conditions. The app is available totally free from BlackBerry App World.

In honor of the launch of the free mobile application on the BlackBerry, WHERE has partnered with to give away a free Garmin Nuvi 1390 T to one of its readers. The contest rules are easy: In the comments section of this post, share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen while waiting in traffic. Haven't seen a funny one? Then make one up yourself! Oh but be sure to keep it somewhat suitable for work. The top 10 finalists will be chosen by the WHERE team on Monday, November 2nd. Then it's up to you, the CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner! The winner will be notified via email and will receive a free Garmin Nuvi. Keep reading for full details.

Win a Free Garmin Nuvi Contest Details

Ok, here is what we are asking you to do:

Step 1: Download the app from App World. (Will this increase your chances of winning? Heck no! But it will sure save you a lot of time and frustration on your next commute.)

Step 2: Share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen (or have made up) in the comments of this post.

10 finalists will be chosen and posted in the CrackBerry blogs for the community to vote. One grand prize winner will receive a new Garmin Nuvi 1390 T.

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Reader comments Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!



My Kid is an honor student
My President is an Idiot


The only Bush I trust is my own

well, the only one i've seen lately may be borderline so i will hyphenate the key words. "If you think i'm a B, you should meet my mom". This was in Sacto, CA.

Funniest one I've seen in Southern California, where drivers are notorious for cutting you off.

Horn broken, watch for finger! Then there's a graphic image of the finger doing the birdie.

- "I Use To Be Conceited, But Now I'm Perfect"
- "This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me"
- "Honk If You Want To See My Finger"
- "I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got"
- "Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!"
- "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine"
- "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
- "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
- "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most"

On the way to one of our stores one time I read a bumper sticker that went something like, "they say I have ADHD, they just dont understan...oh look squirrel...thought it was pretty funny and clean :)

When I was only 8 years old, my mother worked as an auto insurance claims adjuster. She had a case that required her to recover a stolen car in Florida and drive it back to Minnesota. This called for a bonus trip to Florida for me. So after the days at Disney, we recovered the car to see a bumper sticker that said "Life's better when you Party Naked!" Had to drive back across the country to the tune of honking horns nearly every mile looking at a mother and her 8 year old son laughing. I'll never forget it.

Saw this years ago on a late 70's model van. The van was run down looking with darkened windows, the bumper sticker read... "Don't laugh, your daughter could be in the back". It made me laugh and cringe at the same time.

I need one! Will love to have this but what are the chances... lol with a recent theft of my Nuvi 750 I'm in dire need... :)
Thanks for offering!

...are made of sugar and spice and everything nice ... why do they taste like anchovies?"

best one i have seen in a while was a pink ribbon for breast cancer and over the ribbon it said "Save The Ta-Tas"

- "A crowded elevator smells different to a midget"
- "And, whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

I was really looking forward to using this app only to find out that it doesn't work for my Sprint Tour. This totally stinks and I am very disappointed. :(

Jesus saves... passes to Moses, Moses shoots, HE SCORES!

Save the whales! Collect them all and trade them for valuable prizes!

DON'T STEAL. The government hates competition.

AuH2O (Barry Goldwater's presidential campaign bumper sticker)

In God We Trust... all others pay cash.

Driver slippery when wet.

However, i would like to share this with ppl since it is a well known + gooooooooood one.

"Don't drive faser than your guardian angel can fly"

I was a little worried about balloon boy when I first heard about it... I thought michael jackson might be ordering takeout from heaven

My favorite one i ever saw was " forget the car alarm beware of owner" then it had a picture of a magnum haha

I wish I had taken a picture, but I saw a truck with a sticker advertisement on the side of it for his Taxidermy business. The slogan on the bumper sticker "We Mount Anything!"

I swear my wife and I died laughing from that for a half hour.

i saw one of the bmw bumber sticker that says "DiTuli" and when i saw a driver, a good looking and masculine one.. it maybe the name of that person, a last name or something, or a place.. but as a immigrant here, that means "not circumsized" in our native language... :)

If we aren;t supposed to eat animals, how come they are made out of meat??


From My Space
To My Face


I have the pussy so I make the rules


Immigrants are like sperm
Millions get in... only ONE works


Firemen may be able to take the heat, but
EMT's can legally take your cloths off!


If its not big enough... keep playing with it!

If at first you dont succeed, buy her another beer

All men are animals
Some just make better pets


its the only way!

Al Qaeda's 2 favorite days:
9/11/01 & 11/04/08


$700 billion bailout
and all I got was this
Lousy President!

I can handle my own damn problems
Its the Government's solutions
That scare the hell out of me!


Welcome to America
now speak ENGLISH

I would die for an in-car GPS, I used my phone all the time for GPS navigation but it's just so sub-par to a dedicated solution. I am heading to the App World to pick the traffic app up right now!

I have sprint Tour, in BB App world it says "This application is not available on your device or for your carrier" How can I get "Traffic" onto my phone. is it carrier specific? Please help me.

My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student

My Child Was Inmate of the Month at the Juvenile Detention Center

Old Truckers Never Die They Just Get New Peterbilts

My wife's late 90 year old Granfather had one in his mint 59 black Impala that said and I quote: "I MAY be an old fart but I'm STILL ahead of you sonny!"
The guy was classy! I even got married in his camel hair Tuxedo Tail he had married my mom-in-law 40 years prior!
Please enter my name into this giveaway.

My favorite was definitely offensive to some but....

I Love Jesus!

"Jesus" is crossed out with a red line and written above it is BJ's (but it's spelled out.)

Really all of the dyslexia ones on here are worth a vote, but this one is...well, it just touched my soul.

1. Keep tailgating behind me and I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

2. I'm not weaving in traffic... I'm just avoiding stupid people.

3. I love ______! (insert your hair color)

4. PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - I saw it on a truck at the McDonalds drive thru.

5. Don't hit me; My insurance just expired.

6. My other car is a hybrid - seen on the back of a Hummer H2

- "Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"
- "You'll need to know my name. You'll be screaming it later."

i saw one that was a play on the family stickers people have on the back of their suv's. it was a divorced sticker version. its had a man, a woman, a dog, stack of money and a house. well the woman, dog, money, and the house had red circles with lines through them.

i saw one the other day.. it was a huge "lifted" truck with huge mud tires.. the bumper sticker wasnt on the bumper, it was on the tailgate, and it read "Blanco Basura" translated from spanish - "white trash". i got a good laugh out of it.

I love bumper stickers and I NEED a gps for Geocacheing

See Dick Drink
See Dick Drive
See Dick Die
Don't Be A Dick

Nut Up or Shut Up (From Zombieland, My current favorite movie)

Would love to win this.

Couple of funny bumper stickers I've seen:

"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!"
"I'm the driver your mother warned you about!"


PS rocks

In high school, I had a bumper sticker on my car that said "This delinquent is having sex with your honor student."

Her parents loved that one, let me tell ya...

Tried to download from App world and says that it is not yet available on my device. Storm with verizon

I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a meat truck that said it giant letters "PETA"
Then in smaller letters, only visible if you happen to be right behind the truck, it said "people eating tasty animals"

I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a meat truck that said in giant letters "PETA"
Then in smaller letters, only visible if you happen to be right behind the truck, it said "people eating tasty animals"

We read this yesterday, My daughter pointed it out to us. "If it's shaped like or looks like a taco it's meant to be eat'en"

"I'm only running because you are ugly"
"You look better on Myspace"
"Don't get too close, my Blackberry is driving"


I have seen this on many luxury $$$ cars. Prolly the funniest one i have seen lol

"I'm only speeding cause I realy have to poop"
I really should get that sticker since I have Crohn's and I can relate :)

Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those who can count and those who cant.

Welders offer hot crack repair.

Welders lay it in with a hot rod.

Welders can do it in any position

On what day did God create the fossils

Religion: Can't have a war without it.

Got pulled over for going 70 MPH in a 55MPH zone. When the cop came to my window and asked me "Don't you know the speed limit is 55 Miles Per Hour?" I replied "Yes, but I wasn't going to be out that long...."


if someone lined up all the cars in the world end to end, some idiot would try to pass them.

Another one I read about was a guy who had an old Pontiac Firebird. So he took off the Badging P-O-N-T-I-A-C and rearranged the letters to spell A-N-T-I-C-O-P. He said he got tickets 1/2 the time, and laughs from the cops the other 1/2.


Best one: If you are going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair! But I'm bald so that doesn't quite work for me lol

Here's one I saw:

Thought for the day...
Handle every situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or hump it,
Piss on it and walk away!

laughed till I cried - love it!

FYYFF in a white oval sticker

means "F", You, You, "F-ing", "F-'s"

It was on a family mini van

For breast cancer awareness:

"keep the mOtOr boatin alive" where the O's in motor had a dot in the middle of them to look like boobies :)

"I swear to drunk I'm not God, Osiffer."

"Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition."

"Michael Jackson only called Child Services once because they don't deliver."

One of the funniest bumper stickers I've seen was one I had on my truck in highschool. It said:

"Discourage Inbreeding, BAN Country Music!"


A picture of tinkerbell on her hands and knees with a caption:

"If you were going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair"

"Sex is the most amazing stress reliever. It should be 100% part of everyones life on a day to day basis"

1. "Yes, this is my truck. NO, I won't help you move your shit!"

2. "If you can read this, the B!tch fell off". I saw it on some guys pickup truck with one of those roll-bars with lights on them, it was on the roll bar and he had a dog leash and collar tied to the bar but nothing was on it's end.

My favorite was one of those mean people suck stickers. Then next to it is the exact same design saying nice people swallow.

For cancer survivors/patients made by PlanetCancer:
"I've done drugs Keith Richards never heard of!"

For the computer geeks out there:
"There are 10 types of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who don't"

If it has wheels or balls, it will give you a hassle.

(Female driver was probably a cheerleader for the feminist movement)