Traffic.com Releases Free App for BlackBerry - Enter to Win a Free Garmin Nuvi GPS!

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By Adam Zeis on 22 Oct 2009 12:19 pm
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Traffic.com recently released their free application for BlackBerry Smartphones. The app gives you an easy view of traffic conditions, including color-coded traffic flow maps, incident data, mass transit data and more. This is extremely handy for travelers or commuters who need to keep tabs on traffic conditions. The Traffic.com app is available totally free from BlackBerry App World.

In honor of the launch of the free Traffic.com mobile application on the BlackBerry, WHERE has partnered with CrackBerry.com to give away a free Garmin Nuvi 1390 T to one of its readers. The contest rules are easy: In the comments section of this post, share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen while waiting in traffic. Haven't seen a funny one? Then make one up yourself! Oh but be sure to keep it somewhat suitable for work. The top 10 finalists will be chosen by the WHERE team on Monday, November 2nd. Then it's up to you, the CrackBerry community, to vote for the winner! The winner will be notified via email and will receive a free Garmin Nuvi. Keep reading for full details.

Win a Free Garmin Nuvi Contest Details

Ok, here is what we are asking you to do:

Step 1: Download the Traffic.com app from App World. (Will this increase your chances of winning? Heck no! But it will sure save you a lot of time and frustration on your next commute.)

Step 2: Share the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen (or have made up) in the comments of this post.

10 finalists will be chosen and posted in the CrackBerry blogs for the community to vote. One grand prize winner will receive a new Garmin Nuvi 1390 T.

Topics: Contests

neir

ROAD IS SLIPPERY WHEN WET!

states22

SORRY!!! no turn signal ran out of blinker fluid

contento

Salad is what my dinner eats for dinner

Evyboy914

"Jesus saves, passes to Moses, he shoots........HE SCORES!!!!" by far the best one i've ever seen

Dadiekane

You looked better on Myspace.

McDonalds Sticker-Over a million Stoned.

rpalet

FBI: "Female Body Inspector"

peteg825

GET REVENGE,
shit on pigeon

Pete Sake

LOST YOUR CAT?
Try Looking Under My Tires...

My Son Was
INMATE OF THE MONTH
at San Quentin Prison!

peteg825

GET REVENGE,
shit on a pigeon

Alex32

WIFE AND DOG MISSING!!
REWARD FOR DOG....

contento

My Kid is an honor student
My President is an Idiot

====================

The only Bush I trust is my own

joel_simpao

well, the only one i've seen lately may be borderline so i will hyphenate the key words. "If you think i'm a B, you should meet my mom". This was in Sacto, CA.

dubious1

"My dog is smarter than your honor student."

"America ends in 'I Can'"

lazydogrex

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

ruhrohs

Funniest one I've seen in Southern California, where drivers are notorious for cutting you off.

Horn broken, watch for finger! Then there's a graphic image of the finger doing the birdie.

pitahui

A free Garmin GPS? Since me up so that I can find my way.

mrholder

Piss off a Liberal
Work Hard and Be Happy

kwues

- "I Use To Be Conceited, But Now I'm Perfect"
- "This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me"
- "Honk If You Want To See My Finger"
- "I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got"
- "Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!"
- "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine"
- "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
- "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
- "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most"

kdsport

SUPPORT BINGO--keep Grandma off the road.

jmosier

"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!"

dougdog

YOUR MOTHER TOO...!!!

madisonjar

On the way to one of our stores one time I read a bumper sticker that went something like, "they say I have ADHD, they just dont understan...oh look squirrel...thought it was pretty funny and clean :)

Skyeclad

If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair.

joeygoggles

When I was only 8 years old, my mother worked as an auto insurance claims adjuster. She had a case that required her to recover a stolen car in Florida and drive it back to Minnesota. This called for a bonus trip to Florida for me. So after the days at Disney, we recovered the car to see a bumper sticker that said "Life's better when you Party Naked!" Had to drive back across the country to the tune of honking horns nearly every mile looking at a mother and her 8 year old son laughing. I'll never forget it.

cpuking2009

"I was playing D&D before it was cool!"

martinrrrr

Officer, I'm speeding to get my wife to the beauty shop, just look at her.

SeattleReign

Saw this years ago on a late 70's model van. The van was run down looking with darkened windows, the bumper sticker read... "Don't laugh, your daughter could be in the back". It made me laugh and cringe at the same time.

domenica

I'm only speeding cause I really have to POOP!

blak8830

Chesapeake Ligh Craft bumper sticker:
I'm Pro Lifevest and I Boat

mrholder

2012 (with the Obama logo in the place of the "0")
Now that's pretty funny.

hudss

"I'm not a crackhead..I just like the way it smells"

mixwell

bumper sticker: Save the whales, club a seal!

(same car)License plate: T-BAG U

zrome

I need one! Will love to have this but what are the chances... lol with a recent theft of my Nuvi 750 I'm in dire need... :)
Thanks for offering!

oiot7i

Uranus - Your anus
LoL. So Funny!

eBud

...are made of sugar and spice and everything nice ... why do they taste like anchovies?"

garypip

My kid beat up your Honor Student!

boatincpt

Your Mother Should Have Swallowed!!!!!

jlb21

Actually seen around Boston proper....

"I Honk for Yabos"

masoaeb

"Can you read this?? It's because you're too close a**hole!!"

rbrote

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your beer!

KrisS2C

Take me drunk, Occifer, I'm not home!

jlb21

I can see Russia from my house

firefighter71

if your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!

mychair

Driver is naked from the waist down

gorgalis

best one i have seen in a while was a pink ribbon for breast cancer and over the ribbon it said "Save The Ta-Tas"

burnthfinish

Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.

kwues

- "A crowded elevator smells different to a midget"
- "And, whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Chief Beefalo

It was brilliant.

"Chess players "mate" better"

I also like:

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

lizmac20

I was really looking forward to using this app only to find out that it doesn't work for my Sprint Tour. This totally stinks and I am very disappointed. :(

rbrote

Honest Hoccifer, I'm sotally tober.

ommoran

Jesus saves... passes to Moses, Moses shoots, HE SCORES!

Save the whales! Collect them all and trade them for valuable prizes!

DON'T STEAL. The government hates competition.

AuH2O (Barry Goldwater's presidential campaign bumper sticker)

In God We Trust... all others pay cash.

Driver slippery when wet.

CBmarcia

WATCH OUT for the idiot behind me!

weaveless

If a**holes could fly, this place would be an airport!

jmk32#CB

Out of my mind - back in five minutes.

ntborg

Here is one!

I souport publik edekasion

oiot7i

However, i would like to share this with ppl since it is a well known + gooooooooood one.

"Don't drive faser than your guardian angel can fly"

jmk32#CB

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

vindogg80

I was a little worried about balloon boy when I first heard about it... I thought michael jackson might be ordering takeout from heaven

jlb21

I am only speeding because I have to poop!

whitty05

My favorite one i ever saw was " forget the car alarm beware of owner" then it had a picture of a magnum haha

Badwolf67

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

jmk32#CB

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes

jlb21

Frodo Failed; Bush has the Ring.

jtrundle

It said something like "Daddy farted and we can't get out"! It was on a station wagon!

normio2

I wish I had taken a picture, but I saw a truck with a sticker advertisement on the side of it for his Taxidermy business. The slogan on the bumper sticker "We Mount Anything!"

I swear my wife and I died laughing from that for a half hour.

jlb21

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

twistedbydezign

Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.

andyoa

i saw one of the bmw bumber sticker that says "DiTuli" and when i saw a driver, a good looking and masculine one.. it maybe the name of that person, a last name or something, or a place.. but as a immigrant here, that means "not circumsized" in our native language... :)

jlb21

Repubicans for Voldemort

Badwolf67

"Driver Does Not Carry Cash, Just Spare Ammo"!

jlb21

Daddy Farted and we Can't Get Out!

CBmarcia

Beer is now cheaper than gas, DRINK, don't drive

kuppyr

If we aren;t supposed to eat animals, how come they are made out of meat??

***

From My Space
To My Face

***

I have the pussy so I make the rules

***

Immigrants are like sperm
Millions get in... only ONE works

***

Firemen may be able to take the heat, but
EMT's can legally take your cloths off!

***

If its not big enough... keep playing with it!

***
If at first you dont succeed, buy her another beer

***
All men are animals
Some just make better pets

***

Capitali$m:
its the only way!

***
Al Qaeda's 2 favorite days:
9/11/01 & 11/04/08

***

$700 billion bailout
and all I got was this
Lousy President!

***
I can handle my own damn problems
Its the Government's solutions
That scare the hell out of me!

***

Welcome to America
now speak ENGLISH

Sayersj629

Republican...Because not everyone can be on welfare!

domenica

Traffic program doesn't work with my device or for my carrier. Bummer!

Curve 8330 with Alltel

stressds

"Be Nice to America... or We'll Bring Democracy to Your Country!"

xxxkrew

I would die for an in-car GPS, I used my phone all the time for GPS navigation but it's just so sub-par to a dedicated solution. I am heading to the App World to pick the traffic app up right now!

tnspr569

My kid is an honor student and my president is an idiot.

spezialk

Just downloaded the app, now i want the GPS!!!

BBCool

I have sprint Tour, in BB App world it says "This application is not available on your device or for your carrier" How can I get "Traffic" onto my phone. is it carrier specific? Please help me.

jlb21

All Your Votes Are Belong to Obama

setag7

thats a good one. im still laughing

BloodySweeney

palin 2012

change you can look forward to.

funniest thing ive seen in years

trektagger

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The requested URL/sticker.html was not found on this server

mikeyman65

My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student

My Child Was Inmate of the Month at the Juvenile Detention Center

Old Truckers Never Die They Just Get New Peterbilts

rorosz

My wife's late 90 year old Granfather had one in his mint 59 black Impala that said and I quote: "I MAY be an old fart but I'm STILL ahead of you sonny!"
The guy was classy! I even got married in his camel hair Tuxedo Tail he had married my mom-in-law 40 years prior!
Please enter my name into this giveaway.
Thanks

jlb21

Vote Obi-Wan '08: He's Our Only Hope.

jeff_1868

JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES!

mangy

Seen on rt 95
Have you seen my MOTHER IN-LAW!!!

quangxvu

my child is smarter than yours at reese elementary.

jlb21

How Sad: Kids Run Wild and Dogs Go To Obedience School.

Summett

"Every beautiful woman is somebody's Ex!"

coverdac

My kid beat up your honor roll student!
Classic

chon001#CB

"If you can read this you're about to be involved in an accident"

theMehi

on a Prius: "My other car is a Hummer"

DDS0728

Now that's funny stuff!!!

Xion5460

"I'm saving for a hybrid" - seen on a 1980's station wagon in downtown NYC.

LakerStar25

U LIKE THAT SMELL? THEN STAY OUT OF MY ASS!

BBCool

Traffic light is redy and the sign hung says" This light never turns Green"

deivy70

"Gas, Cash, or Ass No One Rides for Free"

jlb21

Not Circumcised? Lucky Stiff!

hls811

There never was a curse, your team just sucked for 86 years.

mkurz12

My favorite was definitely offensive to some but....

I Love Jesus!

"Jesus" is crossed out with a red line and written above it is BJ's (but it's spelled out.)

limegrass69

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

jlb21

---- edited to be SFW ----

I Have the Female Reproductive Organs So I Make the Rules

slinky317

If this van's a rockin'... please come a knockin' because my wife doesn't know how to drive stick.

Jet300

"If your gonna ride my ass, You could at least pull my hair"

coltrain72

"Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa"

mychair

Really all of the dyslexia ones on here are worth a vote, but this one is...well, it just touched my soul.

jamesrmca1

The bumper sticker said:
This is my wife's car..today she's flying her broom.

pbrizzy

1. Keep tailgating behind me and I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

2. I'm not weaving in traffic... I'm just avoiding stupid people.

3. I love ______! (insert your hair color)

4. PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - I saw it on a truck at the McDonalds drive thru.

5. Don't hit me; My insurance just expired.

6. My other car is a hybrid - seen on the back of a Hummer H2

Jrp1969

But..."My son kicked your honor students ass."
Always makes me laugh.

kwues

- "Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"
- "You'll need to know my name. You'll be screaming it later."

Jet300

"Jet Mechanics do it with more THRUST"

Xion5460

I "heart" ROADHEAD - Seen on a little coup with 2 college girls in it.

jlb21

Horn Broke; Watch for Finger

mscarolm

I've got the perfect body...
but it's in the trunk and beginning to stink!

copr165

Love the one I have and if I win this one I will give the old one to my wife. Thanks.

alxperez

i saw one that was a play on the family stickers people have on the back of their suv's. it was a divorced sticker version. its had a man, a woman, a dog, stack of money and a house. well the woman, dog, money, and the house had red circles with lines through them.

SofaKingKev

i saw one the other day.. it was a huge "lifted" truck with huge mud tires.. the bumper sticker wasnt on the bumper, it was on the tailgate, and it read "Blanco Basura" translated from spanish - "white trash". i got a good laugh out of it.

mikeyman65

I love bumper stickers and I NEED a gps for Geocacheing

See Dick Drink
See Dick Drive
See Dick Die
Don't Be A Dick

Nut Up or Shut Up (From Zombieland, My current favorite movie)

darketernal604

"You say tomato, I say Fuck You"

aebrah

Would love to win this.

Couple of funny bumper stickers I've seen:

"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!"
"I'm the driver your mother warned you about!"

Thanks.

PS crackberry.com rocks

mhenderson83

In high school, I had a bumper sticker on my car that said "This delinquent is having sex with your honor student."

Her parents loved that one, let me tell ya...

theMehi

Tried to download from App world and says that it is not yet available on my device. Storm with verizon

Raizelle

I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a meat truck that said it giant letters "PETA"
Then in smaller letters, only visible if you happen to be right behind the truck, it said "people eating tasty animals"
:)

Raizelle

I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a meat truck that said in giant letters "PETA"
Then in smaller letters, only visible if you happen to be right behind the truck, it said "people eating tasty animals"
:)

Rockdog97

My other car is .........also a piece of $hit

areyes

I Had A Life...
But My Job Ate it

BakerGeckos

We read this yesterday, My daughter pointed it out to us. "If it's shaped like or looks like a taco it's meant to be eat'en"

LR7

IF YOU CAN READ THIS...I'M ABOUT TO SLAM ON MY BRAKES!!!

freshgeardude

"please dont hit me, I am not sure if my insurance will cover it" lmao

Venc

"I'm only running because you are ugly"
"You look better on Myspace"
"Don't get too close, my Blackberry is driving"

jazzb

"I love animals....They taste great!!!"

buckygrad

Don't drive faster than your GPS can track.

Licoeur

Here's to hoping that I win!

anne420#CB

hmm..wouldn't mind this app

slaintsoez

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. haha

imrans

DADDY BOUGHT IT, MOMMY GOT IT!

I have seen this on many luxury $$$ cars. Prolly the funniest one i have seen lol

hippiefreak34

Thief Oaks Whack Gumbydoll (The Volkswagen Beetle) I think it's a play on the game Mad Gab. Still made me laugh.

hippiefreak34

Thief Oaks Whack Gumbydoll (The Volkswagen Beetle) I think it's a play on the game Mad Gab. Still made me laugh.

robertfly

Love Thy Neighbor - Just don't get caught!

Marcus117

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

garexbo22

The shortest sentence is "I am".

The longest is "I DO".

haha!

catbarf

Amateur gynecologist. Honk for FREE exam.

bigtp2

I have to drive, I certainly can't walk in this condition.

MousePad

Seen on a Jeep, written upside down:

"If you can read this, flip me over."

:)

lmartin8907

Kids are like farts... you can only tolerate you're own!

KingNothing#CB

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

ScottAtlanta82#CB

My favorite is: "I'm not driving fast, I'm flying low!"

samt5150

I'm with the government - I'm here to help you.

ulmerj79#CB

Beer doesnt make you fat,
It makes you lean...

against bars, tables, walls & people.

BeaverPuncher

saw one that read :

I may be a slow a**hole

but i'm still in front of you.

fwiw

Vote Democrat - It's Easier Than Working!

andih81

if u can read this im parked

kneeman

I'm a REPUBLICAN
because EVERYONE can't be on WELFARE

slaintsoez

Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

lehrerdod

"EARTH FIRST!"
"we"ll log all the other planets later"

fwiw

What's Another Word for Thesaurus?

Furgus

"I'm only speeding cause I realy have to poop"
I really should get that sticker since I have Crohn's and I can relate :)

angief81

My Blackberry just ate your Palm Treo

Rosso

I still like "I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool"

mdines

"HELP CLINTON LICK BUSH" back when Bill was running for Prez against George Sr.

skibs24

Please don't hit me... I'm not 100% sure of my coverage

Madeyefergy

So many pedestrians, so few sidewalks.

Wrink27

Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those who can count and those who cant.

Welders offer hot crack repair.

Welders lay it in with a hot rod.

Welders can do it in any position

On what day did God create the fossils

Religion: Can't have a war without it.

BostonDan

Got pulled over for going 70 MPH in a 55MPH zone. When the cop came to my window and asked me "Don't you know the speed limit is 55 Miles Per Hour?" I replied "Yes, but I wasn't going to be out that long...."

Cheers,
B.D.

nvn

if someone lined up all the cars in the world end to end, some idiot would try to pass them.

skibs24

Drive careful, most people are caused by accidents!

peoriatech

Don't laugh at these fogged up windows it's your daughter in here!

BostonDan

Another one I read about was a guy who had an old Pontiac Firebird. So he took off the Badging P-O-N-T-I-A-C and rearranged the letters to spell A-N-T-I-C-O-P. He said he got tickets 1/2 the time, and laughs from the cops the other 1/2.

Cheers,
B.D.

jgfireemt

Best one: If you are going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair! But I'm bald so that doesn't quite work for me lol

Rumur

I carry a .45 because when seconds count, cops are minutes away.

Falling

Skydivers are good to the last drop
and
Remember when sex was safe and skydiving dangerous?

rayzryd266

Here's one I saw:

Thought for the day...
Handle every situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or hump it,
Piss on it and walk away!

laughed till I cried - love it!

dsump

FYYFF in a white oval sticker

means "F", You, You, "F-ing", "F-'s"

It was on a family mini van

TheSultan

"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an &#^&ole!"

garexbo22

WARNING

in case of rapture
this car will be unmanned

ScopeAspect

Funniest bumper sticker I have ever seen is: Obummer.

LostPuma

I'm not bald, it's a solar panel for my sex drive!

geocab

I Only Drive As Fast As I Can See

sherkeye

For breast cancer awareness:

"keep the mOtOr boatin alive" where the O's in motor had a dot in the middle of them to look like boobies :)

berryromancewriter

seen on the way to Texas. LOL

Bill_Johnson

"If You Can Read This, The B*tch Fell Off..." [Seen On The Back Of A Biker's t-shirt]

thebeatgoesron

"I'll keep the money, you keep the change"

so clever, and so funny.

Rumur

Pink ribbon that said "Save the ta-ta's"

Madeyefergy

Bush, love him or hate him, he’s killed a ton of Arabs.

QuezXLV

Big letters above: I LOVE ANIMALS!
Small letters below: They're delicious.

jguzman89

Bumper sticker:

Why rush...Going 2 Work.

maf1985

Growing up ever wounder why your nick name was BUSTED-CONDOM?

mychair

Human: Tastes like chicken

jaeyang9

"rehab is for quitters"

tempwork

My father - Wise
My mother - Smart
Me - Lazy
My sister - Kiss
My brother - DUMB

hdlm55

Jesus love's you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole

vic_machu19

the harder the fall the higher the bounce or something like that

Bill_Johnson

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

hdlm55

The ass family:
wise, smart, lazy, kiss, dumb

iduckles

Funniest Bumper Stciker: I hate bumper stickers.
I enjoy self-referential Irony

mychair

-Eat 100% Organic Pu$$y
-To Err is Human, to Arrr is Pirate

Bill_Johnson

"I plan on living forever. So far, so good."

Res215dg

"Save a whale-Spear a fat woman"

bloveddisciple316

"I swear to drunk I'm not God, Osiffer."

"Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition."

"Michael Jackson only called Child Services once because they don't deliver."

hdlm55

I love (shaped as a heart) to fart. (this was on a police car)

Bill_Johnson

"4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"

evl mnky

One of the funniest bumper stickers I've seen was one I had on my truck in highschool. It said:

"Discourage Inbreeding, BAN Country Music!"

hehe

BBurg_16827

A picture of tinkerbell on her hands and knees with a caption:

"If you were going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair"

clesli01

"Sex is the most amazing stress reliever. It should be 100% part of everyones life on a day to day basis"

rjm23dx1

I have CDO. It's like OCD, except all the letters are in alphabetical order like they should be!

fm07071

Bill Clinton should have asked Ted Kennedy to drive Monica home!

sjunkie#AC

"keep honking... i'm reloading..."

rizzzzoooo

LMAO...lol....good one.

rjm23dx1

Don't drink water... Fish have sex in it!

Dopie

My Kid Beats up your honor student

OTMfightshop.com

mdlewis11

"Obama, Change we can believe in!"

GpCaptMandrake

Keep honking. I'm reloading.

koko b. ware

Stop ridin my ass, unless you want me to ride yours...

dmglakewood

"Honk if parts fall off"

The best part was it was on a Ferrari.

bfaillini

Socialism is great until you run out of people to pay for it.
Margaret Thatcher

sjunkie#AC

"horn broken... watch for finger.."

rjm23dx1

Beer is now cheaper than gas: Drink... Don't Drive

rpritch

Vanity plate that read "H8TRAFIK"

rjm23dx1

Beer is now cheaper than gas: Drink... Don't Drive

blak8830

Am I self centered or is it just me?

Grafixx01#AC

1. "Yes, this is my truck. NO, I won't help you move your shit!"

2. "If you can read this, the B!tch fell off". I saw it on some guys pickup truck with one of those roll-bars with lights on them, it was on the roll bar and he had a dog leash and collar tied to the bar but nothing was on it's end.

ryokox3

My favorite was one of those mean people suck stickers. Then next to it is the exact same design saying nice people swallow.

rjm23dx1

Having sex is like fractions: It's improper for the larger one to be on top

denger

-> crack[berry].com <-

Jmosack606

ya I'm a big ass truck now get out of my way.
(Have a nice day)

dannysk89

Don't worry what people think...
they don't do it often!

natenins

Bumper Sticker:

"Once a marine....ehhh, once was enough"

HappyJay

"When I die, bury me upside down so the whole world can kiss my a$$!"

kc1081

If it ain't broke, take it apart and fix it

highboltagegirl

(on a dirty car) "Wish my wife was this Dirty!"

dagr8one21

Saw this one and couldn't help smile:

"↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A START..... You just got 100 lives"

c_c

For cancer survivors/patients made by PlanetCancer:
"I've done drugs Keith Richards never heard of!"

For the computer geeks out there:
"There are 10 types of people in this world - those who understand binary and those who don't"

nyr2k2

Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.

Barredbard

If it has wheels or balls, it will give you a hassle.

(Female driver was probably a cheerleader for the feminist movement)

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