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My Nuvi is getting pretty old. I could use an upgrade please!

Failed sex need tutor

IF YOU CAN'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, THEN STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.

Honk if I am paying your mortgage!!

"Baby On Board"

You looked better on MySpace

Hit me, I need the money!
That is funny

Be nice to America or we will bring our democracy to your country

"The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to screw you on the floor." The lady who was driving the car had to be at LEAST 70 years old.

"Driver Does Not Carry Cash, He's Married" lolol

You looked better on Myspace

My other ride is your mother!

Rugby....If it were easy it would be called your mom!

You can't give me a ticket... I don't have a license.

If I wanted to hear the crap coming out of your car stereo I would be sitting in your front seat.

Officer I'm only speeding because I have to poop!

i saw a really good one the other day on the road said
"when life gives you lemons squirt people in the eyes with em" lmao

I saw a bumper sticker with a pink ribbon and a baseball with the caption, Save Second Base! You have to love it!

Wife and dog missing - reward for dog

I like pitching tents.

if you get any closer and I would be riding your lap

"Dyslexics UNTIE!"

Best one I've seen says "Discourage Inbreeding; Ban Country Music"

I would rather be Cummin than Powerstroking

Years ago i saw one that said my kid is a honor student and my president is a idiot

"Unless your a hemorrhoid, stay off my ass" haha

The best one I ever saw was a sticker on the back of a motorcycle that read:
"If you can see my jacket the B*tch fell off"

fat people are really hard to kidnap

My wife actually made this one up... not me.

Motherhood...
so much isolation...
so little solitude

This is hard to show because I can't show different size font. Democrat or Republican you can't help but laugh at this. I died when I saw this one. Just imagine much smaller "ll" and "it": BUllSH*t

BUMPER STICKER - "First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me"

Guns Don't Kill People
Drivers With iPhones Do

I saw a Cop car with the following on the Plexiglass between her and her "passengers"

A picture of a bull crapping with the red Circle with a line through it.

So: No BlullSh%t

My country invaded Iraq..... and all I got was this expensive gas! (placed on gas cap)

Bumper sticker upside down.

Reading - "If you can read this flip me back over"

Normally on trucks:)

"Life's a b*tch then you marry one"

Horn not working..Watch for finger,
My son f*ucked your honor student daughter,
keep honking.. im reloading(w/ a picture of a gun next to it)

"I'll keep my guns, my freedom, my money! You can keep the change!"

an upside down sticker that read "Who says blondes are dumb?"
even better was "Unless your a hemorrhoid, get off my ass"

"I'm only speeding cause I really have to poop"

I can recall one particular bumper sticker from back in the mid-90s that I'll never forgot. I was stopped at a traffic light behind one of the worst looking, beat-up, mid-70s to early-80s style, ugly brown vans. The back of this thing was completely covered in stickers, but there was one that immediately stood out to me. It said... "Don't laugh... your daughter could be in here."

I'll keep the clunker, you keep the change.

I just saw this the other day, on a honda that was all tricked out:

drifters do it sideways

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Ease Terrific Traffic with Blackberry Garmin Traffic

I "heart symbol" Animals - There Delicious!

Drive faster, I hear banjos.

"Don't Laugh, It Runs"

If you ridding my A$$ you better be pulling my hair..

This vehicle protected by anti-theft sticker.

"Keep Honking, I'm Reloading"

...I'm not that kind of car.

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals

my son failed to be a honor student

ER Nurse-Pass me now
See me later

EMT- Drive Fast
I need the practice

Drive any closer and I will fling a boogar on your windshield!

I brake for rainbows

Not so much a funny sticker, per se. Last week I saw a beat-down Honda Accord with about 40 bumper stickers that were mounted on the inside of the rear window completely covering the rear view (all that you can see what the white backing of the stickers from behind the vehicle). At a red light I looked through the car to see every “Jesus Loves You” sticker ever printed. I guess Jesus only loves the DRIVER?!?!? I laughed the entire way home...

"iPood"

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off" -Motorcycle bumper sticker I saw

Support Evolution...Eat a Vegetarian

On the back of a motorhome sitting in front of me in traffic: "If you lived here you'd be home by now".

In case of rapture, this car will be unmanned

however my buddy thought it said raptor... so maybe dinosaurs are coming back too...

I read your e-mail

Seen in Myrtle Beach SC this summer
"My kid is an Honor student and my president is an idiot"
I assume it was directed at the last Administration?

"Looking for your cat? Look under my tires!"

"Honk if you like cookies"

BMWHAT?

best one ive seen is

Im So Horny, Id F**k the Crack of Dawn. (it spelled the whole f word making it even better)

Classy.

Dont have a BB but as soon as verizon decides to acknowledge the storm2 ill be sure to download the app.

"Not earned on my knees"

Seen at work: I happen to have a large penis. I just don't have it with me.

1. Lose your cat? Try checking under my tires ;)

2. CAUTION: I Drive like you

I saw a car that had two bumper stickers on it. The first read "My Yorkie is smarter than your Honor Roll Student" and the second one was "I'm proud of my Honor Roll Student" I found it a bit ironic.

"Save the Ta Tas" It had a pink ribbon

Lifes a bitch, then you marry one

If you can read this, you are too close!

I came across one that made me laugh

"Change is inevitable, Growth is not"

I once had a bumper sticker that said, "I hate bumper stickers."

HONK if you hate NOISE POLLUTION

"My kid beat up your honor student"

If I'm Swerving or Slow
Let Me Know PIN: 356cfa47

Nice truck, sorry about your penis

Hook it up... PAALEASE

I'm only speeding cause I have to Poop...

"Nuttier than a Squirrel Turd"

Couldn't stop laughing. Saw this last Christmas and am still laughing at it.

Relating to the Doplar Shift:

a red bumper sticker that reads "If this appears blue, you are approaching too fast"

"Are we there yet?"

Fish Fear Me

Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country.

"KEEP WORKING: Millions on Welfare Depend on You."

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

"Am I Self-Centered, or is it just me?"

"4 out of 3 people have troubles with fractions."

"Cat...The Other White Meat."

And finally,

"The shortest sentence is "I Am", the longest is "I Do"."

I think I am the only person that does not have a navigation system in Orange County, CA

"Keep honking, I'm reloading!"

"Fat people are harder to kidnap"

He got the 20-yr old, I got everything else.

this one is funny
(I'm a beaver leaver!
pssst that means I'm gay)

"So many cats. So few recipes."

"No fat chicks, car will scrape"

Saw this one in Tennessee:

"Daddy farted. And we can't get out!"

I love animals. They're delicious.

....needs an upgrade BAD!

Your horn blows. How 'bout the driver?

G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF

Would you like to buy a vowel?

I'm Not texting, I"m Praying!

"Eff you, you effin' eff!"

It's the pink ribbon with "Save the TaTa's"

NEVER EAT MORE THAN YOU CAN LIFT

Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks youre an A**hole

I saw an Obama one.....
OBAMA
Oh Boy Another Mistake America all in red white and blue

id still like the GPS please

Seen on a beaten up car in New England: "This Car Fell Off Mt. Washington"

kill it and grill it

Jesus Saves by shopping wisely and using double coupons

"Horn Broken -- Watch For Middle Finger!"

On a Wyoming native's truck...

"Wyoming sucks, now go HOME and tell all your friends."

JESUS LOVES YOU
everyone else thinks you're an asshole

"This vehicle protected by Anti-Theft Sticker"

If you are reading this than you are too close. Let me break so we can talk face to face.

lmaoooo

Funniest bumper sticker ive seen was actually a blackberry one and it said "My Phone is smarter than me"

in traffic was - If you can read this there's a reason you're behind me.

To think, a donkey dead... and I bet that it still did not understand!

"Laugh and the World Laughs With You. FART and You Stand Alone"

My Grandpa used to have a bumper sticker that read "Vote Em All Out!".

People Eating Tasty Animals!!

HONK if I pay your morgage!

brakes dont work

"Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken."

I seen a kid that took at student driver sticker and made it say stud driver

Them: ASL?
Me: Age? Old enough to get it done.
Me: Sex? Sure I'm on top
Me: Location? Doesn't matter, I'm on top!

"Hummer rescue vehicle", on a Jeep

I don't want to battle wits with you...
I don't fight people who are unarmed

The 2 best words people can say are "I do". . .right after "Open Bar"

The only Bush I trust is my own.

"Sterilize Stupid People" with a scissors cutting through the middle of the slogan

If you get any closer, I will flick a booger on your windshield.

It you are going to drive so close please use lube.

i like the one that says "you just got passed by a girl"
and the famous "my kid beat up your honor student"

haaaaaaaa

"Don't tell my parents that I'm a State Employee. They think that I'm a stripper."

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

If i want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

I saw this one the other day. * Are you following Jesus this close? lol

I know I'm slow... but look who's in front of you!

This truck is protected by Geese, touch it and get goosed...

keep honking a-hole, i'm reloading!

Sorry, but my kharma just ran over your dogma.

"My Other Ride is Your Mom"

PALIN 2012-2014 and 1/2: Traditional Values, Less Than Traditional Dedication

Preserve nature: pickle a squirrel.

I like the ones that say something like:

"If this bumper sticker looks blue, you are driving too fast." (on a red bumper sticker)

My favorite that I have ever seen was "The only bush I trust is my own"

I KNOW WHEN TO PULL OUT!

Be Nice to America or we'll bring Democracy to your country.

Elect Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for president

You! Out of the gene pool!

Cats flattened while you wait!

We cover our eyes when mommy drives.

Dumbs are not blonde!

Hello officer. Just put it on my tab.

I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone.

NO ONE CARES
about your blog

Nice Truck. Sorry About Your Penis

Funny

Your honor student is merely a pawn in my Border Collie's diabolical world domination plot

"If you are going to ride my a** the least you can do is pull my hair"

I'm not a vegetarian beacause I like animals. I hate plants.

I slam on my brakes for tailgaters. --M

I saw this on a truck about a year ago. It read:

"My other ride is your Mom"

I laughed for about 5 minutes straight.

Help! Someone farted and we can't get out!!

I had this bumper sticker I got from my best friend that went to the AVN show is Las Vegas in the center it read in big bold letters P O R N. and underneath it said "I'd rather be watching" Being single at the time I slapped that bad boy right on my back window for all to see. One day I was doing about 90 on the freeway, when I noticed a car come up behind me, stay there for a bit and then start to pass me on the right. Low and behold it was a CHP officer. I began to have a heart attack, then I realized he was laughing his butt off and giving me a thumbs up, before he sped off. It took me a second to realize that my bumper sticker saved my rear.

If god isn't a penn state fan then why is the sky blue and white.

500,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain

i'm ok (but upside down on the front windshield) mostly because i was tired of seeing jeeps with the whole "if you can read this roll me over" i mean seriously...is someone going to get out of their car and roll your jeep back over? i doubt it! so the whole "i'm ok" (but upside down) was much more comical to me :)

First is "Drive like your ass is on fire"

Second is "One Big Ass Mistake American" with OBAMA in big letters and the rest in a fairly small font

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Any suggestions? Thanks.

Driver is naked from the waste down.

"If you're gonna ride my a$$, might as well pull my hair"

I heart you Garmin Nuvi!

My other car is mercedes-benz..

"Defeat Osama, Obama, and Chelsea's mama" Ha!

"Please Spay and neuter your pets
and strange relatives."
lol guy i work with has that!

Impotence ... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

"What if the Hokey Pokey really *is* what it is all about?"

What happens in Vermont stays in Vermont
(but really nothing ever happens)

My Other Car is a Car

Shaggin Waggon!

Bumpersticker was a picture of Shaggy.

Here's my entry:

I Have The Body Of A God...Buddha

"We are #1 in the #2 business"

I NEEDS ONE SOOOOO BAD PLEASEEEEE : )

The proctologist called ... they found your head.

I just saw this one this morning... It read:

"I got real worried when I heard about balloon boy.... For a miute I thought Michael Jackson was ordering takeout from heaven"

Everyone has a photographic memory....some just don't have any film.

If you are going to ride my ass...
Could you atleast pull my hair.

Call 1-800-Cry-Baby

I had my BB Goggles on when her wet t-shirt came off !

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

The closer you get, the slower I'll go!

I hate people that get too close when going like 80.

"Keep working ..Millions on welfare are depending on you!"

i saw one that read:

"I was really nervous when I heard about balloon boy... For a while I thought michael jackson was ordering takeout from heaven"

Long ago, a guy by the name of George McGovern was running for President. Not sure against who.
He promised $1000.00 for every one to stimulate the economy, Unheard of back then.
Later during the campaign he changed his mind.
The bumper sticker was on the back of a Bentley In LA and read "Where's my $1000 George"

"I'm only speeding because I really have to poop"

Hilarious joke of a bumper stick I read in traffic:
"McCain for president"
Doesn't get any funnier then that.

I suffer from CRS. Cant Remember S**t

I heart crack whores

Have a picture and everything

I Love NY, too.
It's the Yankees I hate!

I got this truck for my wife....nice trade huh.

If you can read this my bitch fell off the back

very very small print

if you can read this

we just Crashed!!!

The best bumper sticker I have seen said: " if you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair"

Ever Stop to Think...
And then forget to start again !!

My dog is smarter than your honor student

"Sorry about driving so close in front of you"

im in

"I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop."

dyslexics are teople poo!

"I'm only speeding because I really have to poop"

HERES A COUPLE I LIKE:

Jesus loves you .. everyone else thinks you are an idiot!

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

Hang up and drive!!

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Some people just don't know how to drive ...I call these people "Everybody But Me."

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Try not to let your mind wander..it is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

I'M AN ACQUIRED TASTE, IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME THEN GO ACQUIRE SOME TASTE....

This is my entry for this contest

"I wouldnt be caught dead with a necrophilliac"

"One Big Ass Mistake America"

Jesus Saves...But Gretzky picks up the rebound and Scores!!

To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing

To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing

When life hands you lemons,
As for a bottle of tequila and some salt!

I still have a pic of it on my 8900!

P.E.T.A
People Eating Tasty Animals

I'm only speeding because I really have to poop

Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!