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Posted by bluegoose Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

My Nuvi is getting pretty old. I could use an upgrade please!

 
 
Posted by n.napoleon Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

#1 ----> Are you following Jesus this close?

#2 ----> All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for NOT getting it done.

#3 ----> A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night!

 
 
Posted by khrissi17 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

I loved ur number 1! lol

 
 
Posted by pjurbina Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

i want to win, but i have to hand it to you DEF #1

 
 
Posted by Devonantczak Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Failed sex need tutor

 
 
Posted by cablelayer Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

IF YOU CAN'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, THEN STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.

 
 
Posted by aflanders Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Honk if I am paying your mortgage!!

 
 
Posted by kss316 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

"Baby On Board"

 
 
Posted by draggio Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

You looked better on MySpace

 
 
Posted by Toxa Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Hit me, I need the money!
That is funny

 
 
Posted by Jarrod117 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Be nice to America or we will bring our democracy to your country

 
 
Posted by MedicEd Sunday, Oct 25, 2009 838 days ago

great one

 
 
Posted by Tino76 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

"The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to screw you on the floor." The lady who was driving the car had to be at LEAST 70 years old.

 
 
Posted by vecharo Sunday, Oct 25, 2009 837 days ago

FUNNY!!!

 
 
Posted by xxDruMMer BoYxx Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

"Driver Does Not Carry Cash, He's Married" lolol

 
 
Posted by PhotogJ Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

You looked better on Myspace

 
 
Posted by mychair Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

My other ride is your mother!

 
 
Posted by Jarrod117 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Thats a good one

 
 
Posted by mkurz12 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

That is a good one! A friend of mine has that on a T-shirt.

 
 
Posted by NESportsFan Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Rugby....If it were easy it would be called your mom!

 
 
Posted by PookieLuv Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

You can't give me a ticket... I don't have a license.

 
 
Posted by rxster Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

If I wanted to hear the crap coming out of your car stereo I would be sitting in your front seat.

 
 
Posted by pjurbina Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

im going to copy this and put it on my ride.

 
 
Posted by joryoung Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Officer I'm only speeding because I have to poop!

 
 
Posted by rdy78 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

i saw a really good one the other day on the road said
"when life gives you lemons squirt people in the eyes with em" lmao

 
 
Posted by MooseManDan Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

I saw a bumper sticker with a pink ribbon and a baseball with the caption, Save Second Base! You have to love it!

 
 
Posted by AgentScribe Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

are truly creative.

 
 
Posted by UnifiedTechs Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

This one has my vote!

 
 
Posted by lraed74 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Wife and dog missing - reward for dog

 
 
Posted by Nuggstein Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

I like pitching tents.

 
 
Posted by ragiard Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

if you get any closer and I would be riding your lap

 
 
Posted by NeoDinian Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

"Dyslexics UNTIE!"

 
 
Posted by Heavytoka Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Best one I've seen says "Discourage Inbreeding; Ban Country Music"

 
 
Posted by Sborden70 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

I would rather be Cummin than Powerstroking

 
 
Posted by Jarrod117 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Years ago i saw one that said my kid is a honor student and my president is a idiot

 
 
Posted by Macneil_S4 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

"Unless your a hemorrhoid, stay off my ass" haha

 
 
Posted by khrissi17 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAA! Hilarious!!!

 
 
Posted by cu19 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

The best one I ever saw was a sticker on the back of a motorcycle that read:
"If you can see my jacket the B*tch fell off"

 
 
Posted by Jarrod117 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Thats awesome

 
 
Posted by epruden09 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

LMAO

 
 
Posted by mkurz12 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

You can find that T-Shirt at almost any Harley shop. Still great though!

 
 
Posted by cyberstar Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

..... Still laaaaughing

 
 
Posted by NoKittyNo Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

Lmao

 
 
Posted by jimmyt Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

fat people are really hard to kidnap

 
 
Posted by J0hnni3 Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

My wife actually made this one up... not me.

Motherhood...
so much isolation...
so little solitude

 
 
Posted by greatcasa Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

This is hard to show because I can't show different size font. Democrat or Republican you can't help but laugh at this. I died when I saw this one. Just imagine much smaller "ll" and "it": BUllSH*t

 
 
Posted by KingJokie Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

BUMPER STICKER - "First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me"

 
 
Posted by JJGats Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 841 days ago

Guns Don't Kill People
Drivers With iPhones Do

 
 
Posted by jtwebfusion Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

I don't care who you are. That's funny right there!!!

 
 
Posted by pjurbina Thursday, Oct 22, 2009 840 days ago

Luv it