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I'm all in! Let's go!

After winning Gold medal and setting a new Olympic record, Usain Bolt is asked to make a large donation to an underfunded hospital in the United States.

One of the supervising nurses gives Usian Bolt a tour of the hospital and after 10 minutes of walking through halls and patients rooms, he comes across a man masturbating frantically in his hospital bed.

"What in the world is going on in here?" asked Bolt.

"Unfortunately, this man has a very serious and very rare condition," replied the nurse. "If he doesn't ejaculate every hour, his heart will stop beating and he will die."

"Oh, my goodness. Well, let's leave and let this man do his business."

"This is exactly why we need your funding Mr. Bolt. Without your generous help, we have to rely on patients' health insurance companies to deliver."

The nurse continues to give Bolt a tour of the hospital. He meets the staff and different patients and starts to feel very pleased about his large donation. As he is ready to leave, he passes by another patients room, and this time he sees a man in bed with another nurse sitting on top of him. It turns out they are having wild and crazy sex!

"What is the meaning of this?!" demands Bolt.

"Sir, you would never believe it," explains the supervising nurse, "but this man has the very same rare condition as the patient from earlier... except this man has health insurance."

Usain turns to his aide.

"Cancel my donation."

shawnmobile Kevin I need that 4g, asap! Rim forever!

Lets Rock and Roll This!(German Voice)

4G Blackberry Playbook LTE sandwich FTW!!! (Lettuce Tomatoes Eggs lol)

Kayacafe
Finally. I like the low key launch. Go BBPB.
Also, way to go Canadian women's soccer. Bronze.

i want one

so much want

me

iT'S about time to upgrade my tablet experience!!!!
Blackberry LTE Playbook: Ready for action!

I've never had a tablet and love being a BOLD BlackBerry fan and CrackBerry suporter so why not me?

What's better than a playbook? An LTE Playbook! I'm in.

Exactly, I sold my old Playbook but now with 4G and for free that would be such a sweet deal, possibly too sweet to pass up?

I know I do!

I'll take one!

Here's hoping for 4G'ing!

I need a 4g pb

Please let me win!

Giddyup, let's go!

I would keep this one, and give my "old" 32GB one to my son (he's nine... he loves the PB)

I so want the latest and the greatest...

Tonyg
Your correct blackberry is worth having and I believe will be a hot seller or it should be. I want to buy another blackberry.

Please pick my entry, as I am a very deserving individual to receive the new Blackberry Table. Honest :-)

I would LOVE this !

I would LOVE this !

I would LOVE this !

I would LOVE this !

Absolutely no way I'll ever be able to upgrade on VA disability so I'm begging, groveling and everything else. Rim keeps wanting me to send new apps and themes but I can't build much on my old 8530 and can't rob banks in my wheelchair very well, don't have the charisma for politics and really just want to stay living on the plane of existence with my fellow addicts. Please please please please etc let me win !!!!

Me too!!!!

LOL...did you just say "best" tablet on the market?

I disagree but who wouldn't want a free tablet.

Count me in

If I win, I can test it out in Australia for you :)

Hit me!

I want to have it. And then give some recommendations to RIM for it has last chance to win in the market.

'Be alright if I won it. We'll see.

Big ditto

This would be so great to have! Good luck all

Must. Have. 4. G. And brains!!!

RCK (zombie edition)

Yes, send it to New Zealand

Best Tablet for me until now, with 4G couldn't thing of anything better.

Me: "I do!"
CrackBerry Kevin: "I now pronounce you a tablet and a geek."

lks Do I have to be at home when it's delivered?

I'm in need of one...!

Posting my comment! Rock on Crackberry!

Always great to see the continued enthusiasm for BB products!

Me too!

12 year old developer wants dis shit

In for the 4G win!

I am down for one of these

Okay...I'll try to win one too

I'm in the game! Fingers crossed.

I want a Playbook just to prove the others at work that BlackBerry IS better than Apple.

Let's do this! WOOOOOOHH!!!!

Will be my first Playbook :)

need more winners

Very good question bro!!!

I am

I would like to have it even when the supported LTE is not the "right one" in my country! HSDPA etc. is fast enough ;)

Who wouldn't?! I'd like one :D

Sweet

This is the best tablet. I have Bold 9900 and Transformer Prime as tablet. I've bought the original PB and after that I'm going to return this PB and will buy the newest and the best tablet ever. I did some comparasment checks with my Prime and even "good old" PB is faster for my purposes - surfing and connecting to my customer's servers.

+ 1. I'm in.

Never use to winning anything in my life. So wouldn't hurt to try this.. It would be awesome to win this and enjoy it for my long flight back home to the states from here in Afghanistan.. Plus I ain't giving up on RIM anytime soon.. Blackberry will always be my top phone I ever purchase.. Apple can suck it!!!!!! lol... Again worth a shot!!! Plus I need a tablet...So I ask you?? Hook this Blackberry Torch(9800)and soon to be Blackberry BOLD(9930)owner up to have a big 3 championship team..

I want that PB!

Oh yeah oh yeah I want it bad! I got my fingers toes and eyes crossed.... Woot Woot!

Love my pb now with some jam

Love my pb now with some jam

Best tablet in the world indeed! Love my playbook and I wish I had one of the new ones for the cottage where Internet is limited cheers, good work Blackberry

I am in. Call me Kev.

I have been waiting a long time for the new playbook! I would love it if I won!

I have been waiting for the new Playbook a long time. I would love it if I won!

I could have bought any tablet but decided on the playbook and have absolutely no regrets. Can't wait for the new one so I can pass this one to my kids. They are always asking to use it.

Amen to that!! Please sign me up! (Polite Canadian)

Would love to win a 4G Playbook. Might free up my Playbook for me, it almost seems I need to schedule time with my kids so I can use my Playbook.

This would be one of the BEST ways for me to win my first CB contest as well as get the best most versatile tablet on the market! Pick me!!

Hopefully it's not to late to comment???

Of course I want one! :)

4g playbook yes pls

I love Playbook. Go RIM go!

Not me......would love this,truly,madly, deeply

me!

My better-half wants a tablet, and I want a better tablet! So this could be the answer to her (well, of course my) dreams!

love my bb bold 9930, a playbook would go great with it!

Booya!!

Thanks CB

I would like one for free please!

Wow! PlayBook AND 4G/LTE,too? Pinch me in case I'm dreaming! Better still, let me win this beauty so that my 64 gig PlayBook won't be so lonely!

I could use an upgrade from my original PB!

Im in for one

cant wait for the tablet to come to the States

I will be honored to accept this most gracious gift.

Thanks for the opportunity!

why not?

i know i'd want this

I'd take one for free but awesome hardware is only 1/3 of the story. 2/3 are the apps it can run. Unless Blackberry can get their marketplace on par with Apple and Android these will be little more than gorgous paper weights.

I can not do anything else, then agree :-))) Looks amazing!!

Please

Where do I sign? Oh yeah, right here!

Yes, it best. I want it!

In it to win it!

Great article, great device!! iPad move over

I have been dreaming for ages to get one of these for my dad.

4G only makes the best that much faster at being Better!

Tonyg
Please what?

Same here.

me too!!!!

I desperately need this 4g playbook! Ill die if I don't win it!!!!!! Ill just die!!!!!!!!

I was going to say that.