Earth to Britney - it's not *actually* a CrackBerry!
Posted in CrackBerry Humor on 10 Jan 2008 21:46 by Kevin Michaluk | 13 comments

from the CrackBerry.com Forums...

"O MY GOD! She has a lighter in one hand and a BlackBerry in the other. Brit, I know that it's called a CrackBerry, but its not really crack and it doesn't taste like berrys!! You cannot smoke your BB!" 

Earth to Britney...it's not Actually a CrackBerry

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By: Anonymous (not verified) | Date: Thu, 01/10/2008 - 23:11 |

anyone else worried she has no hands on the steering wheel?

By: Wegmans | Date: Sun, 01/13/2008 - 02:35 |

Ummmm it's call WRISTS! HELLOOOO???!

haha seriously if I was a celeb I know I could avoid the public eye.. This girl is asking for the attention!

By: Wargear | Date: Fri, 01/11/2008 - 02:21 |

That girl has major issues. The only thing I see in that picture that is worth anything is the Phone itself. I guess it goes to show you, that even a fool can have good taste. =P

By: satish | Date: Fri, 01/11/2008 - 02:36 |

Dear Sir,

i use to work on black beery which is very use full for me becasue while setting in home and where ever i am travelling i can access to the mails i can work very smoothly with this is also its very easy to carrier and keep it in our pouch,
really we are very lucky who has found this, i appricate them.

best regards
satish
saichemicals2005@rediffmail.com

By: Peg (not verified) | Date: Fri, 01/11/2008 - 19:19 |

Thank Goodness she has some commom sense left, she's carrying an 8310.

By: Anonymous (not verified) | Date: Sat, 01/12/2008 - 10:22 |

No way thats Brittney!!
Unless shes in Kfeds car???
Look at that photo.
No leather interior? I did some research and thats a 2001 Tercel.

By: Wegmans | Date: Sun, 01/13/2008 - 02:33 |

Oh I definitely had a nice chuckle when I read your article title! Celebs love their BlackBerrys!!

By: mattmarenic | Date: Sun, 01/13/2008 - 11:45 |

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE...

LOL...

Now what I have to be blond and cry...

Crazy Bit*h, but her new album is good...

By: Kevin Michaluk | Date: Sun, 01/13/2008 - 12:06 |

yeah..I know...we should leave her alone...and will.

It was content posted in the forums that I thought would make for good "weekend humor" in the blogs. this material was just to easy to work with though. not posting it would be a crime.

:)

By: mattmarenic | Date: Sun, 01/13/2008 - 16:29 |

Maybe there should be some celeb or weekend humor part on site...

By: Kevin Michaluk | Date: Mon, 01/14/2008 - 07:41 |

well, we sort of have that. if you look at the Blog Post Category..it's filed under CrackBerry Humor. And I typically only post Humorous stuff towards the weekend... so that functionality is already there.

Could always just "highlight" it more...

By: TerryD (not verified) | Date: Sun, 01/13/2008 - 15:20 |

Wow...I've seen "wasted" before, but Britney looks as high as a proverbial kite here!! Really sad, if you ask me. There is no doubt that she has some real life controlling issues.

I imagine she heard a phone ring, and can't tell if she should answer the lighter or her BlackBerry.

By: Berry Cracked (not verified) | Date: Thu, 03/27/2008 - 14:13 |

this looks like a good game for Britney & it's funny... A find your addiction game and crackberry is the first object to find http://www.fyrebug.com/welcome.php?gameid=4361

 
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