Dilbert Seeks Help for his Smartphone Addiction... Not!
By Kevin Michaluk | 10 Mar 2009 09:55 | 37 comments

Dilbert.com

Lol... now how many of you guys reading this agree with 'ole Dilbert on this one?!

Thanks to RazrRob for sending in.

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By: nemo-maritime | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:03

Not wanting to start a fight, but he must be talking about his Storm :)

By: Roscopcoletrain | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:07

hahaha this is great!

By: tedesco | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:11

but will never tell my girlfriend...lol

By: Nerdherder (not verified) | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:11

Ha ha, good stuff.

By: cannonballgsu | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:13

Read this on viigo this morn, hilarious!!!

By: ipod help (not verified) | Date: Fri, 04/17/2009 - 01:20

Ha! That's some funny stuff right there. Thanks for the laugh.

By: Optimus_Prime | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:29

It will be great if I culd win it

By: RazrRob | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:43

If a man is talking on his Bold in the forest, and there is no women present to correct him, is he still wrong?

By: Waterman41452 | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:48

so, so true! Although it occasionally turns off like a woman!

By: coreyoli | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:49

I cut this out of my paper this morning, lol...

Funny to see it here!!

-Corey

By: Deadpan | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 09:51

- It doesn't mind if you cheat in it with other smartphones.
- You can change it's skin alot easier.
- It's less high-maintenance (unless it's on Sprint)
- A blackberry only takes a minute or two to turn on.
- It will help you get home from the bar if you're too drunk.
- Readable error codes.

By: sebassardo | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:03

He must have a blackberry..

By: BullyDog | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:10

"Are you even listening?" hahaha
That's what's usually coming from the other side!

By: Deadpan | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:25

http://dilbert.com/fast/2009-03-09/

This must explain the Pre.
And to some extents, Apple's App Store strategy.
... and the Storm.

By: wirelessgal | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:26

One word......MEN!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

By: MissSnowFlake525 | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:29

lol this is cute great find

By: wagetz | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 10:37

So Funny and so True....ROFL

By: iamthedvd | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 11:36

I Love My Women As Much As I Love My Blackberry

By: Atrus | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:02

My wife calls it my "girlfriend" and says she's going to buy me a dress for it. And, truthfully, I am not even that bad with it!!! I am sure a lot of members on here are far more addicted than I.

By: rbecerra | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:13

Awe man dilbert hit that one right on! Lol

By: rbecerra | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:13

Awe man dilbert hit that one right on! Lol

By: amac232 | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:21

ABSO-LUTE-LY!!! lol

By: THEE ACE 01 | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:23

very funny

By: THEE ACE 01 | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:23

very funny

By: greeningotham | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 12:49

LMAO... i know that feeling.

By: richardmartin19 | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 13:17

I had to send this to my wife. She says im just like him.

By: Xavier85 | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 13:17

oh absolutely! especially since i got the massage app for my phone! i'll never go back to women again!!

By: tylavin | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 13:50

I put up with far less with my BB, that's for sure!

By: Toan (not verified) | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 14:13

at least I can pound my girl in the vag every night i cant have sex with my phone. i rather have crazy sex with my girl instead

By: Busterwolf16 | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 14:16

its soooo true. lol

By: LarryM04 | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 15:58

100-percent accurate! ...and hilarious too.

By: JReel | Date: Tue, 03/10/2009 - 18:16

LOL cool

By: mos | Date: Wed, 03/11/2009 - 07:28

I swear he's talking about his computer, but I guess it works with a phone too LOL

By: philby | Date: Wed, 03/11/2009 - 09:28

My co-worker cut this out of the paper and brought it over to my desk yesterday. Hi my name is Phil and I'm a crackberry addict...

By: Smiley88 | Date: Wed, 03/11/2009 - 11:26

If i had said this to my wife i would have gotten B*tch slapped. But i would be so worth it. Classic Dilbert!

By: mudnut | Date: Wed, 03/11/2009 - 14:02

I am a total Dilbert fan, and had to laugh when I read this one.... I know exactly how this is and feel the same way... Ok nothing can replace a good woman, but the Blackberry is close... LOL

By: usmcangelady | Date: Thu, 03/12/2009 - 10:51

okay I have to say I'm a female and I still loved this dilbert strip!

 
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