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Posted by Kevin Michaluk Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

It's going to be hard to beat that ham sandwich...

 
 
Posted by purijagmohan Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

I am a Hindu I am not allowed to eat Ham.So I voted for Kevin.

 
 
Posted by q649 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

No one is ask you to eat the Ham sandwich, that's insane!

If you eat it, how could it be the Chairman of the Board of Research In Motion?

 
 
Posted by purijagmohan Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Ha ha ha ... Man that Ham sandwich is second most popular, beats Jim and Mike by a long shot.Best Sandwich ever!!!

 
 
Posted by PapiPabs Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

If there were no fourth option, you definitely would’ve had my vote, Kevin. But the opportunity to see the board kowtowing to a ham sandwich overflowing with win…just too good to pass up.

 
 
Posted by Rootbrian Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

KEVIN!!!!!! :)

GO GO KEVIN!!!!!! BECOME THE CHAIRMAN!!! IT WOULD BE AWESOME TO SEE INSPIRATION!!! :)

 
 
Posted by Detective M Downs Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

If you were on the board, you could use one of your many CB alias/log-in to leak information... Or, leak even more information.

 
 
Posted by Kevin Michaluk Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

Shhhhh..... you shouldn't say stuff like that out loud ;)

 
 
Posted by scuebydue Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

Hmm..Why didn't you all put actually people who might get it. Ham sandwich? Funny, but not gonna happen. Kevin? For CB readers - of course they will pick you over the current people. Lame

 
 
Posted by Kevin Michaluk Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

Awww.. somebody needs a hug.

I said in the post to leave your other suggestions in the comments! If there's some good other suggestions, we can run another poll. 

 
 
Posted by scuebydue Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

LOL. No. You did get my vote. Was just saying.

 
 
Posted by Kevin Michaluk Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

Sweet! Thanks for the support!

Maybe I should get some buttons made up to wear around CES next week in Vegas... Vote CrackBerry Kevin for RIM Chairman!

 
 
Posted by m0n0t0k Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

Now that is an idea!!!

 
 
Posted by q649 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

I would buy a "Vote Ham Sandwich for RIM Chairman" button right now.

Take my money!

 
 
Posted by PicmanPanther Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

I think hats and t-shirts would be in order as well then! perhaps a couple of guys dressed in suits with ear pieces, posing as your bodyguards. Sure would get people wondering!
You got my vote Bud!

 
 
Posted by Juggalo20 Thursday, Jan 05, 2012 140 days ago

Kevin. If you ARE indeed serious. I for one would honestly campaign for you. I know it's not reaaaly a public vote setup, however with enough support it might make some of the larger stockholders take notice.

 
 
Posted by mjs416 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Are seriously concerned that whomever wins the poll will actually be the new CEO?

 
 
Posted by gord888 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Who says Kevin won't get in? We just need to figure out a way of making it happen :p

 
 
Posted by MadGasser Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

Ham sandwiches, FTW!!

 
 
Posted by jsn204 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

it came down to kevin or ham sandwiches

didn't have enough details on the sandwich, such as type of cheese, bread, etc

so had to go with kevin

 
 
Posted by ddj247 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

For all that Kevin has done for the love BlackBerry, I'd hire him with no questions asked!!

 
 
Posted by mohawk rcer Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

GO kevein GO our fearless leader will save RIM

 
 
Posted by narci Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

If Mike and Jim are replaced by another Chairperson, do they still keep thier co-CEO jobs?

 
 
Posted by Kevin Michaluk Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

Yes. At least for the timebeing. But with a different Chairman it's more plausible/feasible that a shakeup could then happen at the CEO position vs. the current structure.

 
 
Posted by sirk25 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

"...with current independent RIM director Barbara Stymiest to be named RIM's next Chairman. Remember, we're talking Chairman of the Board here... Mike and Jim would still remain Co-CEOs."

My Vote is for Kevin, who else is more in touch with the users and abusers and could add some much needed positive energy and direction. Go Kevin!

 
 
Posted by crigga84 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

Apple seem to listen to their customers well, so I think if Kevin got the job then he would do the same. Listen to us, hear our problems and fix them.

 
 
Posted by El Platanero Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

In all reality if they did select Kevin then you know that RIM is actually listening to the addicts. Who knows, maybe even if Barbara gets it she may be willing to listen to Crackberry nation's fearless leader and there may actually be some progress.

 
 
Posted by deRusett Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

If I can't vote for myself, I vote ham sandwich, I think I can influence the sandwich!

 
 
Posted by jhrain Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

Please stop filling your blog with this silly nonsense. Please continue the focus on product news, how to's, great new apps and more importantly stop feeding the negative.

Cheers!

 
 
Posted by mjs416 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Your sense of humor is akin to a nice punch in the face. Its called a sense of humor for a reason.

 
 
Posted by MgnfcntMohok Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

+1 You really made me laugh here.

 
 
Posted by El Platanero Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

You hold the right to move on to the next article. You also hold the right to shut your mouth and let us have some fun with this.

Believe it or not some of us really believe that someone like Kevin could make a difference. There were options they could have included like Adam (go Giants ha) Bla1ze and Joseph. I'm pretty sure that if Kevin wasn't on the list then we would have voted for Barbara.

 
 
Posted by CrackBerryTorch9800 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

RIM is going through a whole top-bottom shakeup and (apparently) the report will be ready by the end of the month with action before the end of February. We should be seeing more of this news coming out soon and its about time.

Crackberry Kevin FTW

 
 
Posted by anthonybaker Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

seriouisly why isnt kevin on the board of directors, i own stock i will vote for him !! how do we get this ball moving !!

 
 
Posted by Darlaten Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 141 days ago

At this point, two chimpanzees and a trainee would be able to do a better job running RIM.

 
 
Posted by jhrain Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

See where this thread is going? These guys built what everyone considered the best SmartPhone company in the world. Suddenly, through very strategic efforts by ad agencies and some other bloggers (eg BGR), they are now thought of as the worst. I have all the good Apps on my Blackberry and it's safe, secure and my friends with other devices are constantly complaining. I have better battery life, excellent media support and I don't drop calls.

So.. when even Crackberry posts something like this, trying to be tongue in cheek funny, it is simply buying into the negative rhetoric (in my opinion).

 
 
Posted by john_v Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

I hear what you're saying, but ad agencies and bloggers aren't solely responsible for where RIM is at right now. There's been quite a bit of poor decision making, and a post like this is aimed at the source of the poor decision making. That's what need to change.

I agree with all your positives you stated, that's why I'm using a BB as well. But change does need to happen...and change is not always a negative thing.

 
 
Posted by mjs416 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

So poking fun is buying into negative rhetoric? thats the silliest thing I have ever heard.

Let me guess - this site should be droll and only monochrome colors.

 
 
Posted by forsakenwaste5 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Definitely not Kevin.

 
 
Posted by MaxPayne79 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Are u an iphone user?

 
 
Posted by forsakenwaste5 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

nope. blackberry for life! :D

 
 
Posted by john_v Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Kevin, you're lucky you left bacon off of that sandwich, otherwise I'd have voted for the sandwich. But you get the nod this time.

Vote For CB Kevin, he'll get us better BB's and he'll get us Bacon! (I think)

 
 
Posted by Sirhil Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

My vote is to leave the cureent co-chairmen in place and find a new CEO as in a single new person running the day-to-day. I think this is what the the company should do as it will enject some fresh new ideas into how to really stop the bleeding. Removing them from the borad is dumb, they still run day-to-day which is what's hurting them the most.

We have seen and heard what their plans are and things still have not panned out so I suggest getting a new CEO allow Jim and Mike to over see the borad. You can't really kick them out completely because of the success they have had but it is clear that they are no longer capable of running the day-to-day. So let them stay on the borad and bring in a new CEO and I bet the stock will jump double digits instard of the single we saw when this was mentioned.

 
 
Posted by kraski Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Sirhil, that's a nice idea, but not likely to work. If Mike &/or Jim chair the board, who pushes them to step down as co-CEOs? Would you or I be that clear thinking in that situation? RIM needs fresh eyes in both top spots.

Relations with developers for the present product line haven't been that great. The R&D toward BB10 seems stymied. The only BB10 device showing a keyboard gets axed, production models of whatever are pushed back 6+ months. R&D and new products need to be a norm for the company, not following everybody else's lead.

The other thing is that there doesn't seem to be much emphasis on support or quality control. Support is $50/hour USD, unless instigated by a carrier? And looking at all the issues on various OS6 and OS7 phones (OS7 is better), how do you keep the customers you have and attract new ones if you can't give them good product? I've beta tested more stable OSes than the version of OS6 that came on my 9800, last year.

 
 
Posted by Fubaz Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

had to put the HAM SAMMICH troll vote in there to encourage us?

 
 
Posted by thecsman Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

This post is hilarious!

 
 
Posted by jslawell Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Leo Apotheker is available!

 
 
Posted by KahneFan Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Does Barbra Streisand even own a Blackberry?

 
 
Posted by jackmikepena Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

CrackBerry Kevin all day everyday!!!

 
 
Posted by thurask Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Kevin 2012

 
 
Posted by axe50 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Isn't Barbara already on the existing board, and to make it worse part of the investigatory panel whose findings will impact the decision whether they should be replaced?

This is the entire problem with RIM - they need new, fresh blood that can think outside of the box, and listen to what users and the market want. (That's why my vote goes to you Kevin!)

My only reservation is that the new blood needs to bring fresh ideas along the current path, not look to breaking up the company into pieces.

 
 
Posted by RWD Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

I know nothing about this Barbara person, I had loads of ham over Christmas (it makes you fat which is not what RIM needs) and I really think the Bobsey twins need a shakeup. Kevin by default.

PS I expect if you get the job that I'll have a nice BB10 phone (a slider) under my 2012 Christmas tree - hint hint...

 
 
Posted by Zoban Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Mr. Bean isn't an Option .. :(

 
 
Posted by captain_tinker Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

How about BOTH Kevin AND the Ham Sandwich as co-chairmen? They are both hams, and they are both cheesy... ;-) Seriously though, I'm not really sure what the best thing to do is, but oftentimes bringing in someone new and putting them in charge tends to energize things, and get new ideas rolling and can often spur a positive turnaround, even if it is nothing more than just perception. I don't know if removing Jim and Mike completely is the right thing, but bringing somone else on in a position of high responsibility like a CEO may be a good move at this point. I do think Kevin would make a great CEE (Chief Executive Evangelist)! With his passion, energy, and charisma, I do think that this could help persuade people to come over to Blackberry in droves.

 
 
Posted by q649 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Are you certain you can leave Mr. Kevin Michaluk and Mr. Ham Sandwich alone in a room together?

 
 
Posted by 4speed Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Donald Trump

 
 
Posted by CrushableRat Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Eric Schmidt

 
 
Posted by MaxPayne79 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

KEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!! FTW!!

 
 
Posted by lengend Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

CrackBerry Kevin hands down gets my vote. He's the spiritual leader of BlackBerry and the many reasons I choose to stick with it cause if Kevin has faith, then so do I.

 
 
Posted by Techno-Emigre Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

RIM didn't create the world of BlackBerry being run by stupid people. I do not think Mike and Jim should leave at all. It is just that RIM has gotten bigger and more diverse. Now it is time to take advantage of brains that have some additional knowledge and skills. Collaboration makes a business MORE, and that is what RIM needs. Let Mike & Jim do what they do best, and call in someone else to manage it all. It is hard to let go a little when something is your baby. They have every right to be proud. AND it is time for some additional talent to free them up. You can bet they never dreamed their business would reach such size.

 
 
Posted by lang007 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Hands down it should be Kevin and the Crackberry Nation to run RIM

 
 
Posted by raginv Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Kevin, as our fearless leader you should set up a panini booth at CES with ham and cheese panini's that say, "CB Kevin FTW". This way we can have our cake and eat it too! Kevin and RIMM in 2012 FTW!

 
 
Posted by captain_tinker Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Hehe! Where is the "Like" button...?

 
 
Posted by Connor83 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

I think they may need to bring in a outside person for the job. I have no name in mind, but would say someone from a tech company and not from a phone maker.

 
 
Posted by jasonec Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

I think Mike Myers should be Chairman of the Board!!!! (although that would really be a "schwing" vote ;-)

 
 
Posted by scootnyinzer Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

This minor mostly symbolic change amounts to rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. How is it that RIM did not crap its pants when the IPhone came out almost 5 years ago? I have a 9900 and a Playbook. My son bought 2 32gig PBs at $249 each because he liked mine and it was SO MUCH better than a Kindle Fire (lack of apps, not withstanding), so I am a BB fanboy, but I am not in denial.

When the bar has been set at insanely great, just " good enough" is not good enough anymore.

 
 
Posted by Kennedy.L Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Is everyone trying to boost Kevin's ego? Lets do a poll with real answers as options so we can actually discover what people think RIM should do with the CEO situation.

 
 
Posted by randall2580 Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

This isn't as easy as it seems folks. Has Ballmer brought new vision over at Mr. Softie. The 2 Bozos Apple tried in between Jobs how'd that work out?

That said I voted for Kevin but not before seriously considering this Sandwich fella. If it had been 4 hours earlier that you asked this question I might have gone with a different response?

 
 
Posted by altrax Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Voted Crackberry Kevin...

But serious Kevin and the whole Crackberry Crew should wear "Crackberry Kevin for Chairman of the board" T-shirts to CES and every other event you guys go to...

Once the Chairman position is filled just change it to a campaign to elect you to the board period... haha

 
 
Posted by BB-Bmore Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

I dont much care who runs bb as long as bb10 and os2 still come out it could be the ham sammich for all i care.

 
 
Posted by livejam Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Eric Schmidt or CBK

 
 
Posted by EvanKr Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Apparently a ham sandwich would make a better chairman of the board than Mike and Jim. Personally, I concur.

 
 
Posted by stevedee Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Kevin is my choice! BTW Kev, I'm in the 'peg, whats up with the comfy weather? There must be some mistake!

Curve 8330 CDMA (eww, I know, u/g to Torch soon!)
Winner of EA Mobile SE Playbook - rockin' it!

 
 
Posted by Yamcha Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

Why is it BlackBerry is incapable of making something spectacular? I mean is Apple the only company competent enough to be successful and create great products?

I don't understand, It's not rocket science, maybe it does take a lot research, but If they want to kick Apple's booty they need to have the best graphical user interface, better battery life, lighter & thinner devices.. Also have support for all popular formats including MKV..

Now I admit Playbook delivers spectacularly in the Multi-Tasking department, and even with Flash.. But It's not enough..

 
 
Posted by mss-ca Wednesday, Jan 04, 2012 140 days ago

No one can save RIM because everyone is in this for MONEY.... not anything but pure money. Same goes to Apple Inc, but they came up strong with user friendly devices earn money.

 
 
Posted by Unwisest Thursday, Jan 05, 2012 140 days ago

I'll take the job

 
 
Posted by Juggalo20 Thursday, Jan 05, 2012 140 days ago

I voted for Kevin of course, I was thinking ham sammich for a bit. But I think Jim and Mike have already been doing about as much as a sammich....

 
 
Posted by safri Thursday, Jan 05, 2012 140 days ago

A passionate Crackberry like Kevin might save RIM so long as he does not end up like those two once he's the Chairman :-)

 
 
Posted by Leshii Thursday, Jan 05, 2012 140 days ago

Voted for Kevin.
I think RIM needs enthusiasts.
By the way Kevin.Is your origin Ukrainain? :) Just saw you last name )

 
 
Posted by anastasiophan Thursday, Jan 05, 2012 140 days ago

On a serious note, it wouldn't be a terrible idea for RIM to hire Kevin in some form and advertise it as hiring a voice for the entire fan base. It would be an interesting move that could possibly draw some positive publicity. I'm not saying Chairman, but some sort of smaller role might work.

 
 
Posted by bigopti Thursday, Jan 05, 2012 140 days ago

I would go for Co-Chairman of the board!
Barbara for her experience and the business side of things.
And KEVIN for his professional take on phones/gadgets and as a voice of a great community.

This way Barbara can keep the board happy with bureaucratic nonsense and politics while Kevin is cooking up new things and take on a sort of YODA role for the Co-CEOs, guiding them onto the right path and telling them whats wrong and right!

 
 
Posted by bcuffy Thursday, Jan 05, 2012 140 days ago

Put a condensed rersume of her on line and we can think. I am with RIM all the way. Someone from Crackberry or Phone Dog should be considered. I am ready to buy shares.

 
 
Posted by Joe257 Thursday, Jan 05, 2012 140 days ago

We all love Kevin guys, but to make this vote meaningful and useful, we really need to focus on the possible candidates. I think Mike deserves the post as CEO. I'm not sure if President is useful as well. Mike & Jim need to ascertain if the co-CEO roles are working. Other execs can also provide input :)

I think it is important that Mike stays on as CEO. He's the company founder and key to the success of RIM (past & future!), but he can't do everything.