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Back by Popular Demand... Hit Me On My BlackBurry!

Posted by Kevin Michaluk on 15 Nov 2008 1:31 pm
Following yesterday's debut of the new BlackBerry addict anthem CrackBerry Love, I received a couple of email requests saying, Kevin...bring back Hit Me On My BlackBurry to the blogs! Ask and you shall receive! Though with the Bold now out on the market and the Storm, Pearl Flip and Curve 8900 entering the picture, I think the song and video may be in need of an update. Time sure does...
Leaked: RIM's New BlackBerry Terminator 9900!
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Leaked: RIM's New BlackBerry Terminator 9900!

Posted by Kevin Michaluk on 1 Oct 2008 4:53 am
On AT&T waiting for the Bold? Visions of a BlackBerry Storm dancing thorugh your head? Screw it! Set your eyes on RIM's latest device, the BlackBerry Terminator. With no less than four machine guns, this baby is RIM's literal response to Wall Street's demands to produce a BlackBerry Smartphone that not only kills the iPhone, but blows it to pieces. The BlackBerry Terminator should be...
John McCain, Inventor of the BlackBerry?? Not!!
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John McCain, Inventor of the BlackBerry?? Not!!

Posted by Kevin Michaluk on 16 Sep 2008 3:22 pm
So I have to address this because it's making the rounds and in the past hour I've received about 50 emails from people wanting me to blog it... A McCain staffer claimed that John McCain's committee work helped create an environment in the telecommunications industry that allowed for the creation of the BlackBerry. Political reporters, sensing a sentence longer than 6 words, shortened it...
You Know You're A CrackBerry Addict When...
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You Know You're A CrackBerry Addict When...

Posted by Kevin Michaluk on 11 Aug 2008 9:14 am
...you talk about the BlackBerry Bold so much that your friends make you a Bold cake for your Birthday! We aren't kidding when we call CrackBerry.com the #1 Site for BlackBerry Users (& Abusers!). You can check out more pics and wish CrackBerry member RealEstatePro a happy birthday in the forums!
BlackBerry 8220 Easter Egg: White Screen of Death is Apparently "Sexy, Isn't It?"
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BlackBerry 8220 Easter Egg: White Screen of Death is Apparently "Sexy, Isn't It?"

Posted by Kevin Michaluk on 7 Aug 2008 12:33 am
Instead of spending yesterday evening on a patio enjoying a cool bevvie, it seems our pal Jibi decided to stay in doors and play on the BlackBerry KickStart (or is it Pearl now?!) 8220 device simulator he got a hold of. And ya know what, it was time well spent as he discovered an Easter Egg buried within the simulator! As explained by Jibi: When given a JVM error we all love to hate...
Kevin's Tip: How To Cope with BlackBerry Bold Cravings (and BlackBerry Bold Release Date Updated Info)!!!
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Kevin's Tip: How To Cope with BlackBerry Bold Cravings (and BlackBerry Bold Release Date Updated Info)!!!

Posted by Kevin Michaluk on 25 Jul 2008 2:13 am
Buy Bold! Fruit-Flavored Tic Tacs!!!!! BlackBerry is a fruit...ya got Bold on the package... this is totally the CrackBerry "patch" while we wait for our BlackBerry Bold fix. It might not have 3G, but at least your breath will be TASTY & FRESH! Seriously, I've gone through 14 packs of these this week. :-) Humor aside, lets move onto BlackBerry Bold RELEASE DATE UPDATED INFO. Let's start...
CrackBerry.com "Propaganda" Used in iPhone Attack!
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CrackBerry.com "Propaganda" Used in iPhone Attack!

Posted by Kevin Michaluk on 18 Jul 2008 1:48 am
Now this is good for a Friday morning laugh as we head into the weekend... It turns out unbeknownst to us here at CrackBerry.com, some of our stories have been used as anti-iPhone 3G propganda! You'd think everyone at AT&T should be in love with the fruity phone of the moment (they are selling like hot cakes after all), but apparently that's not the case. Here's what Gizmodo uncovered...
BlackBerry vs. iPhone, or East Coast vs. West?
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BlackBerry vs. iPhone, or East Coast vs. West?

Posted by Devin Kent on 15 Jul 2008 11:51 am
California's CNET says the touchscreen BlackBerry isn't even close to touching the iPhone, while New York's InformationWeek takes little notice of the "baby steps" the much-touted 3G iPhone has taken in usurping the King of email. Is the nation split? Will roving bands of turtleneck-wearing, jean-clad hipsters storm out of San Francisco to take the New York business district in force, or will...
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Breaking News: Super BlackBerry Mascot Guy Exposed... and He Knows How to Dance... and Get the Girl!!!

Posted by Kevin Michaluk on 15 Jul 2008 12:41 am
This is potentially the BIGGEST story to ever hit CrackBerry.com. I can't believe this video has been up on Youtube for a few weeks now and nobody in the blogosphere has picked up on it. Bigger than the Bold, the Thunder and everything and anything else BB-related, I present to you BlackBerry Guy Rock N' Roll Star! :-) The unmasking of Super BlackBerry Mascot happens in the final...
If the iPhone Gets Unlimited Data on Rogers Then BlackBerry Smartphones Should Too, Or KEVIN SMASH
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If the iPhone Gets Unlimited Data on Rogers Then BlackBerry Smartphones Should Too, Or KEVIN SMASH

Posted by Kevin Michaluk on 19 Jun 2008 5:46 pm
The Incredible CrackBerry vs. Ted "Wolverine" Rogers Rogers Data Expensive. New Pricing Bit Better. iPhone Get Unlimited Data? NOOOOOO. Would Make CrackBerry Kevin Angry. Lose Control. Make Fair or KEVIN SMASH GSM Monopoly. Where Mr. Rogers? Found Him. Reasonable Data Rates For All.

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