Traffic.com Bumper to Bumper Laughs Contest: Vote for your Favorite Bumper Sticker Slogan!

on 3 Nov 2009 04:30 PM

You didn't forget about the Bumper to Bumper laughs contest did you? In honor of the release of the Traffic.com App for BlackBerry, our friends at Where.com partnered with CB to give away a Free Garmin Nuvi 1390T to the CrackBerry reader who could come up with the best bumper sticker slogan! From Where:

Here are the top 10 funniest submissions to the Bumper to Bumper Laughs contest. Now we ask that you help us pick a winner by voting for your favorite bumper sticker slogan. If the winning slogan was submitted by multiple contestants, the contestant who submitted it first in the original contest post will be awarded the prize.

Make your vote count! Voting ends this Thursday evening at midnight and we'll announce the winner on Friday. And if you haven't tried it yet, you can click here to download the Traffic.com App for BlackBerry from App World and give it a go.

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42 Comments

Posted by Zargon Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, stay off my ass

(there, I fixed it)

Posted by mariohat Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

Pardon? what are you talking about?

Posted by nubby1 Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

Unless your a hemorrhoid, stay off my ass

The above statement is how it is on the poll. However, if you have made it through grade school you should know your is incorrect and should be replaced with you're.

Posted by dynot Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

HAHA...I've come to expect that from most posts on CB but in an official contest poll!!! Amazing how many people don't know the difference between you're and your!

Posted by Macneil_S4 Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

Yeah sorry I didn't put "you're", didn't know this turned into speechpolice.com! I just typed it fast at that moment, anyways thanks Crackberry for picking mine!!! =)

Posted by bubbasixx Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

Where is the link for the top ten?

Please forgive me if I am just plain blind

Posted by Kevin Michaluk Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

the poll/top 10 are embedded on the post. if you're visiting from bb, you may need to turn on js support or visit from computer.

Posted by bubbasixx Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

I am sorta blind. Image must be firwewalled here at work. I'll check at home. Thanx Kevin

Posted by nubby1 Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

First one is the best, haha.

Posted by hot4lyfe Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

these were not the best options you had...

Posted by hot4lyfe Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

and i don't even get how the hemorrhoid one is mildly funny...

Posted by pkasin Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

How about:
"The more I know my wife, the more I love my dog"

"My wife said that if I go fishing one more time she's gonna leave me... god, I'm gonna miss her"

Posted by BBStormUser31 Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

I like how you copied a song with that second one... Very original hahaha..........NOT

Posted by chadmd23 Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

Vote for the one on the bottom!!

Posted by pkasin Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

Finally:

"Lost Dog: Poodle. Missing left eye, right hind leg deformed so he hops a bit, rash on neck, missing tail. He answers to the name LUCKY"

Posted by username0001 Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

I thought there were a lot more submissions that were WAY funnier than these...

Posted by levelm Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

.........

Posted by gameboy213 Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

They don't support it. Lame.

Posted by chriscook.sv Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

out of all the choices... these are the top 10? i dont think so...

Posted by shaydlife Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

"If You Can Read This, Roll Me Over" is classic.:(

Posted by Leasa Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

they should make one that says something like "Dont honk, I am texting" or "Dont honk, I only text when stopped"

Posted by derekdalwood Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

Sure you can trust your government, just ask the indians!

Posted by radube Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

When did it start that we find humor in being crude and it has to puts someone down and/or have to be about sex. I find no humor in any of these, maybe I am not redneck enough, or maybe have respect for others.

Posted by rubcal Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

yes, im a god, jajaja

Posted by mike26xl Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

If you can read this we are both going to die!

Posted by iamnid Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

Gotta go with the second one. Nothing like a grammatical error to really zing someone.

Posted by Hippocampus Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 822 days ago

Wow... Those are horrible choices for the final 10. Half of those I've seen some a$$ wearing in a bar. And most of those aren't even funny

Posted by 1776-1865_RIP Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 821 days ago

My write in is; I'll keep my guns, my freedom and my money. You can keep the "change"

Posted by kolchak33 Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 821 days ago

the one about fish having sex in water was stolen from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade." It was a line ad-libbed by the late Denholm Elliot.

Posted by AngryChineseDriver Tuesday, Nov 03, 2009 821 days ago

...but it contains one of my biggest pet peeves: the your/you're screw-up. My principles are contradicting each other now because on one hand, being AngryChineseDriver means that I agree totally with the statement, but on the other hand, proper grammar is key to success!

So I voted for the last one, because it's relevant to CB and also funny. Where can we get one of those?

Posted by dacocad Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

Don't laugh, you daughter could be in here!!!

Posted by vividshimmer Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

Too bad Buddha isn't a god. Idiots. I hate when people are arrogant about religion, even with small stuff like this.

Posted by mychair Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

And everyone else hates when someone gets petty over something as silly as a bumper sticker clearly made for a laugh. It's a bumper sticker brother...easy hard-charger...easy. If you want to get really nit-picky point out that the real Buddha wasn't fat either.

Oh and by the way, it's difficult to imagine that it's arrogance that drives someone to create or laugh at a bumper sticker portraying Buddha as a god. If not arrogance then what you ask - A lack of understanding about the nature of Buddha possibly and at worst a sense of humor about a fat ass, but it's certainly not arrogance. Want to see what arrogance is? Review thyself.

Posted by lbsigman Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

The best bumper sticker I have seen so far (for us balding men) went like this:

"The more hair I loose, the more head I get."

Posted by LTR450kingquad Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

"Jack it up, Fat chicks cant jump" on a lifted truck
or
"Jesus loves you - but everyone else thinks your an asshole"
lol

Posted by hanoverfiste Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

Saw this the other day fell over laughing at it

"Your proctologist called they found your head"

Posted by Made_in_RIM Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

Smoking ban sign next to the words "No Fat Chicks" lmaooo

Posted by Made_in_RIM Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

"I Surf, the Internets" lmaoo

Posted by Macneil_S4 Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

"Unless YOU'RE a hemorrhoid, stay off my ass"! There its fixed, now stop your damn complaining. Sound like a bunch of babies whining over one mistake (for those who were). It happens, get over it! Sorry Kev, had to get that out. =/ Now please vote honestly not by mistakes. Thanks Crackberry!!!

Posted by LoverFace Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

I liked this one:

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

Posted by dcrystal Wednesday, Nov 04, 2009 821 days ago

Ehhh, some were funny

Posted by rayjr13 Thursday, Nov 05, 2009 820 days ago

had to vote for the typo!