BroPilot could very well save your relationship or at the very least, reinvigorate it

By Bla1ze on 31 May 2014 05:22 pm EDT
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Have you ever heard from your wife or perhaps your girlfriend, 'you never say sweet things to me any more like you used to' or maybe 'you never send me messages any more', if so you need BroPilot in your life. It's a bit of wingman for you, that works on your phone and it could very well help keep your relationship alive.

We all know some guys tend to forget to send their significant others messages every now and then and after time, you're gonna hear about it. With BroPilot, you're covered. BroPilot will send those lovingly sweet messages to your significant other even when you forget. I know what you're saying, how does it work bro?

Well, you fire up BroPilot and set a few options such as the the message you want to send, it can a preloaded one, a random one or one you define, then you select time each day you want to send it and who you want to send it to and that's it. BroPilot will do the rest. Plus, it's smart. If you've been in contact with your significant other in the last hour, it won't send the message or you can disable it entirely for extended periods.

On a serious note though, BroPilot uses SMS to send the messages and is available in BlackBerry World right now for only $.99. It also runs as a headless app so it takes care of business in the background and as a male who is often caught up in daily routines, forgetful and just overall busy, I have no doubt that whoever is on the receiving end of the BroPilot messages will appreciate it.

It's the little things that keep relationships alive and while we can poke some fun here while talking about the app, for $.99 it's a small investment to ensure your significant other never goes a day without hearing you say I love you, thinking about you or whatever else they need to hear to make them feel just that bit more special in the run of a day. Of course, try and prevent telling them it's automated. Just saying.

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BroPilot could very well save your relationship or at the very least, reinvigorate it

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This same article was posted days ago on n4bb app. Please give us some relevant stories about real info like the BlackBerry Classic or the BlackBerry Windermere!

Posted by Antoniius via my sexy Gold and White Q10.

When there is more news about the devices they'll be the top story on every page at CrackBerry. People can't write anything new until there is something new to actually write about. Until then, apps and other news blurbs are here because while they may not be for all people they will be perfect for some people. It's all helpful information to somebody out there even if that someone isn't you. If you just want random device speculation to fill the home page, I heard the Windermere is going to have 6 different 4.5 inch screens and be shaped like a cube!

Posted via CB10 on my Z10

Lol thanks for the breakdown on why they post articles on a ridiculous apps like "BroPilot".

Some apps are useful but this has to be the dumbest app spotlight ever.

Posted by Antoniius via my sexy Gold and White Q10.

Sure if you have no sense of humour ;)

It's a tongue and cheek article. When you opened it, were you expecting an expose on how BlackBerry secretly gets its parts from North Korea?

Posted via CB from my LE

It seems like you need the breakdown so you're welcome. Since you need instruction on the obvious here's another simple life hack to get all of the stuff you don't want to read off your screen: don't open the article. Only give your page views to the things you want on the site, it's more effective than demanding more device news when there isn't any to report. You might as well start yelling at the sky because you don't like it when it rains while you're at it.

Posted via CB10 on my Z10

Indeed CB monitors the popularity of each article type by the number of views and the number of comments.

The more ranting comments you do on an article, the more it is considered as popular and the more of such articles you will get in the future!

Posted via CB10

Everything you said made absolutely no sense. No one is talking about North Korea fool.

I'm talking about how dumb this article is. Not to mention the same article was posted days ago on n4bb.com

I want substance and useful info, I'm not an iPhone user that is mesmerized by dumb apps.

Silly rabbit tricks are for kids.

Posted by Antoniius via my sexy Gold and White Q10.

Nobody's forcing you to stay here. Unless you feel your extravagant monthly subscription fee to CrackBerry entitles you to pout about their content and choices. How much are you paying again?

Posted via CB10

Crackberry can't just make up news about devices to please people like you. There has to be actual news before they can report some. In the meantime it's nice to see articles on apps and other fun stuff. So just relax.

Posted via CB10

Rant and no suggestion, no idea, no proposal made.

Hey you made me think of a great app suggestion. There should be an Ignore This User feature. It would be a good BlackBerry tool-not-toy feature for your kind of trolling and I could focus on the content that I want to read and skip your oblivious comments.

By the way, I found this app review interesting because 1/ it's funny as hell 2/ it's Sunday 3/ what else would you write about?

Z30 Vivo Brasil

Um you are a fucking idiot RDGrowlx. I have purchased at full retail, 2 BlackBerry Z10s, 3 BlackBerry Q10s and a BlackBerry Z30. I also rebuilt by white Q10 into the Dubi gold version so I could use it on Verizon. I have converted at least 40 people over to BlackBerry 10. I am one of the biggest BlackBerry fans ever. Forgive me for not being mesmerized by the stupid dumb bs that is "BroPilot"

Some of us have an intellect. Some of us need more then a drunk fools dumb BroPilot app. Kevin has been using iPhones. And a lot of these articles mimic N4BB.com all the time.

Where's the passion and knowledge that true BlackBerry fans have here? Seems like that went out the window with shit like bropiliot.

Posted by Antoniius via my sexy Gold and White Q10.

If you have such an amazing intellect, why have you been posting on a gimmick app review for 2 days straight? :D

You should put the phone down and go outside - the world exists beyond this app review you know. Swearing at people and going on a self righteous tangent because you are so unbelievably offended... by a tongue and cheek app review? Grow up ;)

Posted via CB from my LE

You can say tongue an cheek all you want it doesn't make you clever or sound any better then a fool.

You talk about going outside yet you have made a point to post on every one of my replies.

It isn't just me getting sick of the dumb Bropiliot app spotlights. Where's the insight and passion that used to come from Crackberry. Seems like it's gone.

Posted by Antoniius via my sexy Gold and White Q10.

Crackberry is starting to suck. Go make your money from Android central or iMore. Shut this site down because you clearly are no longer interested in reporting real BlackBerry news on time.

Posted via CB10

Thankyou! I second that!

My god I was starting to think I was the only one who wanted substance from actual news. Not dumbass BroPilot ...

Not to mention this article was posted days ago before on n4bb and was basically lifted from there.

Posted by Antoniius via my sexy Gold and White Q10.

This will work great until we are driving in a car together and I text her without even touching my phone. ... but I'm still buying for all my side girls. j/k

Posted via CB10

I was thinking the same thing. Also, I wonder if it will send a text while you're on the phone with her...

I have more friends because I do drugs!!

Pretty quick we will need apps to use apps for us.

Posted via CB10 with Z30 on 10.2.1.2234

Not that bad at all I agree. Maybe the improvements could be to add prompts for things we guys should do as well as say.

It could ask us questions like when is her birthday, anniversary, or even when is garbage day. It could also tie into our guy "fix it" list. It could put calendar entries to remind us, big us to do it and send messages when done.

Posted via CB10

I wish I had this a few years ago and also wish I understood how pings worked back then...

Powered by BlackBerry Z30

If she does... then the app is not needed. she is not the typical female needing those messages and the bro already knows this hopefully.

Don Diego endorses the Zed.

I'm gonna give it a try!

Swiped via CB10 with my T-Mobile USA (Only T-Mo rep still pushing  ) new  BlackBerry Z30 (STA100-5), son! The Thor's Hammer of phones! Member of "Club Z30 "..... the most exclusive club in mobile. Once you go BlackBerry, everything else is wack-berry! #longestsignatureeverthatishortenedabit

What if it's the other way around? Bros not feeling the love? Can you automate love to them too?

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If BlackBerry allowed us the ability, it would surely be an option and if they ever do allow it, it will definitely be added.

That would be awesome. I only send her bbms. She would know something's up if she started getting txt messages!

Posted via CB10

That's right.

And it should stay that way. Automated BBM bots spamming the BerrySphere and Channels? No, thanks. Enough work to filter TXTs and emails.

"No Q10?" -> "Buy from Chen... "

Same here. Wife and I only communicate by BBM or voice. If she started getting SMS texts from me, she'd know something was amiss. That alone kills that app for me.

Posted via CB10

I see men work for wives all the time...

Once you get married, you sure as hell aren't working for yourself anymore.

I have more friends because I do drugs!!

That's when you say yes, it is an app. But it wasn't a 99c investment into our relationship. Isn't our love worth more? :D

Posted via CB from my LE

This is a relationship ender when the wife finds out your too lazy to tell her you love her, so you had your computer do it

Posted via CB10

In the Old Testament guys had the option to have multiple wives. Even a short mention in the New.

Nowadays in certain cultures. Some Muslim countries and our Australian neighbours, Papua New Guinea. Usually up to four, depending on the ability to provide.

No my thing. Stick with the one.

"No Q10?" -> "Buy from Chen... "

Folks have lost touch with human interaction if they use an app to say some rubbish when face to face is where it's at. Or at least a voice note via BBM. SMH at this stuff.

Posted with my gorgeous Z30

This app sounds great!! I just heard one of those lines the other day from my wife. Good job dev!

Posted via CB10

Purchased and downloaded. Let's see how the game plan upgrades. Happy gf, happy life.

Posted via CB10 on Z10STL100-3/10.2.1.2228

Is send time randomized a bit? Would be pretty obvious if a message happened at exactly the same time all the time.

Posted via CB10

The next update is planned to include this option, we're working diligently on taking feedback and implementing it!

All depends on how you use it. Maybe you realize that something that needs to be said (good or bad) and you know it's gonna unleash a barrage of messages (good or bad), so you queue it up when you think of it, and you have it sent when you know you're free to deal with the response - sometime other than when you're on the freeway or in a meeting for example.

Besides, bros - think about it:

What is more pathetic - managing your relationship wisely with the help of an app, or being P-whipped and henpecked?

I'll call it Trance Bro-mance!

Swiped via CB10 with my T-Mobile USA (Only T-Mo rep still pushing  ) new  BlackBerry Z30 (STA100-5), son! The Thor's Hammer of phones! Member of "Club Z30 "..... the most exclusive club in mobile. Once you go BlackBerry, everything else is wack-berry! #longestsignatureeverthatishortenedabit

Bought this when it was announced on berry flow (day it launched pretty much) and I'm already using it with almost 70 different messages to send my wife every day ^^

From my lovely Z30

Haha this is crazy. I would love to buy it but I know this app wouldn't work forever lmao. Definitely a must have for the Weekend chick

Posted via CB10

Cool app, I have it set to send Mon-Fri at 10:21am so if anyone gets a sweet message then you may just have a secret admirer.

 BlackBerry Q10  Keep The Faith 

It ought to work out great until she finds out you have an app to send her canned messages periodically.

Posted via CB10

My wife would throw a fit for seeing a charge for an app to auto-smooze her. LOL. I think it is a good idea, but I'm also a guy...

Posted via CB10

Get a cheap rechargeable prepaid MasterCard or some funky debit card, done.

Just don't link it into PayPal, or use a secondary email address, if she's checking yours.

"No Q10?" -> "Buy from Chen... "

You're entitled to control and choose your own spending. Use of the app is your decision, of course

"No Q10?" -> "Buy from Chen... "

You can use it to ditch someone too...send a message deliberately with the wrong name in the text from your number or send one to yourself from some non existent person...way to many relationship ending uses for a buck :)

Posted via CB10

If I found out my significant other had to resort to using this it would be the end. Saying that if it was used in fun.....where's the one for girls?

Posted via CB10

This has to be the stupidest app I have seen. I just waisted 3 min of my life reading this garbage and another 3 posting this hate message.

Posted using my awesome Z10

Bro, I wish we could select random times between certain hours. The same time every certain days gets suspicious bro

i like the tongue in cheek posts of seemingly silly apps. there have been a few apps ive discovered through here that i would have never heard of. i agree there is the need for the serious updates like this forthcoming BlackBerry Classic, and i admit when CB goes all "business-y" talking about the heath of the company and profits and stuff like that it goes way over my head. but i don't complain because it's a vital area for discussion with the right people. but i'm glad to see CB mix it up a bit. for some ppl like me CB is the only BB resource i bother reading from time to time because it just seems to be the best BB resource out there. i get teased at work for having a Q10 that i really like using when everybody else is on iPhone or Android and coming here makes me feel like there are ppl out there who like blackberries too(even though there may not be many of us relatively)
hashtag justsaying

Posted via CB10

It's an app to do the right thing. Limit to one prevents you from doing the wrong thing. Promiscuity is a disease

"No Q10?" -> "Buy from Chen... "

If I could send the app through bbm I would be all over this but my lady will know somethings up when she starts getting sms from me.

Posted via CB10

This is ridiculous. Not everything needs 'an app for that.' What is the meaning of such messages if they aren't really personal? This reminds like the work of the main character of the movie 'her' where he writes love letters for other people.

Not sure this is a HELPFUL app, but maybe convenient. I can't imagine what a girlfriend will feel should she ever realize it's just an app. Then you'll really be in trouble.

This app seems pretty douche-ey.

Signed, a girlfriend.

Two thoughts - and these thoughts are totally outside of the box (or app) here, but what if:

You send it to more than one girlfriend or wife? This would be a great feature for polygamists...

Also, what if we wanted to keep this PC and have the title interchangeable between BroPilot to BroPilotBroDudeheim which also allows you to send sweet nothings to other Bros... Dudes... or Dudeheims?