BlackBerry Adult Apps Roundup! (NSFW)

Warning: Read at own risk. May not be suitable for all workplaces. If easily offended, just scroll down to the next post. For the rest of you, enjoy the show! Please note, this article is no longer current. Many of the apps posted in this article are no longer available for BlackBerry OS phones.

By Kevin Michaluk on 14 May 2010 12:23 pm EDT
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So here's the deal. As I type this I'm less than 48 hours away from my 30th birthday. I'm not too freaked out by the notion of turning the big THREE OH... afterall, age really is just a number and I'm pretty sure I act and feel like I did when I was 21. That said, just in case I wake up on my birthday and out of no where start acting like I'm probably supposed to (you know... a mature, responsible adult), I figured I'd end my fun-loving twenties here on the CrackBerry blogs pushing the boundaries just a bit with a fun-loving post. So here it is, our first-ever BlackBerry Adult Apps Roundup! And if you think about it, if I am going to finally start acting like an adult now, shouldn't I be knowledgable about adult apps??

It turns out putting together a roundup of adult-oriented BlackBerry Apps wasn't that hard to do. All it requires is a browse through our CrackBerry App Store and you can find quite a few adult-oriented apps, utilities and themes put out there by BlackBerry developers for those who like to sex up their devices. Keep reading for some eye-catching apps, and if you like what you see be sure to drop us a comment!

BlackBerry Adult Apps Roundup

Here we go... a list of BlackBerry apps that are guaranteed to get you excited. If anybody ever tells you BlackBerry apps suck, just send them to this post! Take note, for the most part I listed the full retail prices of apps where applicable, but MOST of them are on sale for pretty decent discounts, so be sure to click through on an app if you're interested for it's current price.

Battery Charging Screen Saver: ScreenX Forest and Screen X Secretary  

This one is pretty briliant. Screen X is a battery charging screen saver app. Plugin your dead BlackBerry to let it charge and you'll see a fully dressed girl on the screen. As your battery charges, the girl takes off her clothes. Two versions are currently available, forest and secretary. The forest version features a cute girl stripping down in a forest scene while the secretary version has a smartly-dressed secretary taking it off. 

Both verions are non-XXX as you download/buy them from the CrackBerry app store, but once purchased you'll receive an email with details on downloading the free expansion pack, which doubles the amount of photos and umm..  shows even less clothing when fully charged (as in like..uhh.. none). If word gets out about this one, I have a feeling it's destined to be a #1 best seller. Oops...I guess word just got out. My bad. This one sells for $4.00 normally. Oh, and I hear the developers are contemplating a male version of this for all the ladies out there. If you want to see that happen, drop a comment let them know!

Fun Game Play: Sexy Dice for BlackBerry

Make Time with Sexy Dice for BlackBerry!

Long time CrackBerry readers may already be familiar with Sexy Dice, as we've covered it here on the blogs a couple times before (post 1; post 2). This one is pretty straight forward, so I'll borrow from the official description for this one:

Sexy Dice is a 3D dice game for the bedroom, parties, and even a great pickup tool! Including 3 (Now Four!) high resolution 3D rendered dice sets including the PG dice set with wording suitable for teenagers and perhaps non sexually active users but works just as well in the bedroom. The rated R dice set steps it up a notch for adults looking to spice up their love life and add some excitement while getting to use the Blackberry in the bedroom! By enabling adult mode, you get access to this rated R dice set free of charge! Also included free of charge is a regular standard old dice set for every day use wherever a set of dice can come in handy. Board games, craps, gambling with friends, etc. Now if you pull out monopoly to play with friends and if your mising a die as always, just grab your Storm and enjoy!

Sexy Dice sells for $3.99 and is available for both touchscreen and non-touchscreen BlackBerry Smartphones. If you wanna have some fun this weekend, you can learn more and download it at the links below.

Naughty Chatting: Sext Codes for BlackBerry Smartphones

This app isn't quite suitable for youg children (well, I guess none of apps in this roundup are), but for those who want to engage in some naughty chatting via their BlackBerry sext codes helps make it easier. It's a simple app that presents a list of internet/SMS "sexting codes" such as "TDTM" and "SOG". Profanity is blocked by asterisks. It normally sels for $2.99.

Luke & Ellen's Erotica, Volume 1

Luke & Ellen's Erotica, Volume 1 is a series of three short, romantic and erotic stories centered around the lives of a young couple travelling the world. Each story presents a the escapades of a young man and woman having fun around the globe. You're bound to get taken away for at least a little while with this one. Regularly priced at $4.99, if you like to read, check it out.

BlackBerry Good Vibrations: PleasureBerry Turbo

I'm gonna take the easy out on this one and just use the official description....

Feeling naughty? The PleasureBerry TURBO (Full Version) transforms your BlackBerry into a sexy massager. What could be more convenient than turning your cell phone into a vibrator? Your BlackBerry is always with you, and after you download the PleasureBerry TURBO, you'll have a vibrator by your side whenever that sexy mood strikes. This vibrator app will please both men and women.

PleasureBerry TURBO supplies you a discreet, powerful vibrator: no one will ever guess what your phone can do. You can use this virtually silent vibrator at home, at work, at the club, wherever you choose. Experiment with the 15 different vibration settings to find the one that feels best for you!

Good chance that prolonged use of this one will drain the battery a little quicker than you'd normally expect. Check it out at the links below. There's also a lite version here.

Sexy Lady Photos: Bikini Ladies | Blonde Ladies | Brunette Ladies   

The Sexy Ladies series of apps packs a bunch of photos of pretty ladies right onto your BlackBerry Smartphone. Three different apps offer a bunch of bikini ladies, blondes and brunettes. Follow the links below to learn more! Regulary priced at $5.00 (but usually on sale).

Sexy Wallpapers and Themes: Get Hot Wallpapers  &  Discover Hot Themes!

When it comes to sexy wallpapers for your BlackBerry, we have no shortage of babe photos in our free BlackBerry wallpapers gallery. Just click through to the gallery, choose your device resolution and click into the babes category. As for themes, there's lots out there.... just hunt around our theme store or theme forums and you're bound to find a bunch!

Good Exercise: 69+ Best Sex Positions

This one will keep you in shape (might want to warm up first so you don't hurt yourself!) but could easily prove worth the price if you learn something new.

Fun Game: Berry Strippoker for BlackBerry

And winding down our BlackBerry Adult Apps roundup with a little fun, we have the always-popular Berry Strippoker. It sells for $9.99 and you can buy "add-on" lady opponents at $2.99 a pop (check out Elizabeth here). I think this one is pretty self-explanatory... and fun! And if you're more the Sudoko player than poker type, you can always check out Bikini Sudoko for BlackBerry.

Cooling Off After a Hot BlackBerry Adult App Roundup

Happy Birthday to Me! Happy Birthday to Me!

Is that it for sexy adult oriented BlackBerry apps? Not even close. There's actually quite a few I didn't even touch on, so if you feel so inclined to see what else is out there for the adult BlackBerry user, just jump into the CrackBerry app store and do some creative searching (discretion guaranteed). 

As for me, well, I think I'm going to call it an early work day. I'm having a crazy party tonight to wind down the decade so I gotta go stock up on Campari. Hopefully you enjoyed the post (I'm not sure how we'll top this one... maybe a roundup of adult websites that work well on the new WebKit browser when BlackBerry 6 hits? lol), and if not hopefully you have the good humor to roll with it. Otherwise, direct your hate mail to me. You know the disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this blog post have been those of Kevin Michaluk's and are in no way endorsed by CrackBerry.com and company. Lol. That concludes the greatest BlackBerry blog post ever written. Goodbye!

142 comments

buster3535

I'm just looking at the pictures and not bothering reading the text. Is this a contest? If I win, I want the girl in the top pic. I guarantee the best 5 mins of her life!

BTW, are those real????? They look like press on nails to me.

maxiang

And who's the girl in the pic? Is that civic?!? chrisy?!? I kid, I kid :D:D:D

don_poky

Obvious best post ever +1

jemelanthony

i second that, greatest post in history of CB

Lunars Edge Design

I don't think that it's about being "offended" by the picture, it's about showing class for all audiences. If you guys want to see some porn there is plenty of it already on the internet. Better to keep a professional responsible business stance that doesn't involve smut. Just my 2 cents.

MaxPayne79

808 days ago???? this was like 20 years ago, where the hell was i that i missed this poat?? smh.

Ruslan Botsyurko

ROFL, I just found this post too after such a long time :D

jhby

....Who is SHE? Wow.

Simon Sage

I bet it's Kevin's girlfriend. Because if it's not, Kevin's girlfriend will probably throttle him. :)

cardu3851

I mean, just b/c Kevin posted it, doesn't necessarily mean he took it. But yeah, doesn't really matter anyways, she is 7 shades of FINE!

bobaloo

wow. Just wow.

Great post.

Who's the sign girl? I'd really like to get her on my phone.

DolfanCole#CB

Screw the apps! Uhhh ... I mean ... well, poor choice of words. But, the model holding the CrackBerry signs is incredible!

shift_louie

I'm falling in love with BB all over again! You can't find stuff like this in the Apple App store!

nubgen

BDAY SEX BDAY SEX! We need moar pics of the girls holding the signs!

jlb21

No, we need pics of her not holding the sign. :)

Jerry Hildenbrand

You know, there's a porn store for Blackberry.

-Steve

sent from my iPad

kcs1user

Where can I find that.

Nwordplzplz

Who would've known? Haha.

jlb21

Now how the heck am I supposed to concentrate and finish my workday.

Jerry, I'm out!!!!

deloreancowboy

Um... any geared toward those who enjoy the male body?

Kevin Michaluk

give me another month or two to get in shape and i'll do some shirtless accessory reviews on the blogs here for you! :)

ruffhunter

this is really the best comment ever from Kevin...

You should do a vidcast of you using the GymTechnik App and show your result (a la p90x) :P

Kevin Michaluk

lol. thanks. what's funny is you don't realize just how on-point your idea is. stay tuned to the blogs... around june 1st the fun begins :)

deloreancowboy

Haha! Kevin you are great... I was more thinking twinky guys, but hey beggers can't be chosers.

mjbesen310

LMAO! these post are funny as hell!!

andy957

True, and I know I'll get flamed for this but not everyone is into this.

Crackberrier09

This post will generate thousands of comments just for the picture! NICE “LOGO”

ObiGeorge

I would make a screen protector joke, but I will refrain...

Rig415

Horrendous selection.. not that i have anything better. you would think that with the huge market in Porn. the industry would have had these apps out there and available.. Just my observation.. We need better quality and quantity.. before i drop 10 bucks on anything... but thanks for the HARD work.. Blerka blerka blerka...

stoneland

That's what I'm saying...not everyone likes big busted women.

andy957

I know I'll get flamed for this (probably) but you're right, stoneland.

Zach7

Nice pre birthday post! Looks like the party is starting! Nice work and a nice sign holder!

ldcmobile

And the BlackBerry cements its position as being best for business... "getting down to business"

kevindharner

BB browser is for adult viewing!

kwksti

Kevin - may be setup an Adults Only section in the Apps Store so I can find what I need sooner........lol!

thefinks

i love it had no clue......keep em coming..

1magine

I beleive the signs are pasted there gentlemen. As in a little Adobe magic. But I could be wrong.

ushneb

This is why you rock Kev!

clogteachr

Okay ... that's fine for the straight men and lesbians. But what about

Why would gay men and straight women (who use BlackBerry's also) want to look at scantly clothed women?

Where are the apps / wallpapers for us?

The wallpapers with a shirtless (& Canadian) Ryan Reynolds (http://maddoginthecity.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/ryan_reynolds.jpg) and/or featuring the hot male models from Internatioanl Male/Under Gear? (http://www.undergear.com) or the calendar of the Firemen from NYC?(http://www.nyfirestore.com/calendars.html)?

I don't see any of those mentioned?

You don't honestly believe that only str8 men use BlackBerry's - do you?

deloreancowboy

Didn't you hear? Kevin's going to do a seminude vlogcast.

andy957

Thanks for the post clogteachr. I agree.

MGraves206

I'm not sure how you could top that...but you keep on blogging...we will still love you anyway.

Mark

curtman

I am disappointed to find an otherwise useful and entertaining webspace dirtied by this entry. I can go to plenty of places to find filth and don't go to CrackBerry to get it. Guys, place yourselves above the crowd and stay on higher ground.

raptorfan

So you missed both the 'NSFW' and the explicit warning text before you clicked on this link? Go over to Apple app store instead if you want everything sanitized to spare your poor virgin eyes.
PS - Kevin you're a player, well done.

BB_SHAWN

stfu, stop being a negative nancy and lighten up from your serious, strenuous business life and live a bit.

andy957

@BB_SHAWN, that's a really unnecessary and inappropriate comment. OP was expressing an opinion, whether it agrees with your position or not.

freddymartinez9

why are you disappointed? Go back to church....

andy957

@freddymartinez9. Same comment to you that I made to BB_SHAWN.

Majarvis

Eff off you little goodie goodie bitch. FFS...

Majarvis

curtman (or as he will forever be known now, cuntman) is why we can't have nice things.

Slapnpop826

I'd say this site is going in the write direction. Great post!

indyrubi

nice sign holder!!!!!!!!
where can we get more pics of her???

oxywaddle

I would like it a lot but it takes the fun out of making my own.
But then what do I know?
SHUZAAAAM! Best apps ever.......

Pathtek4

has probably the nicest set of mammary glands! WOW! PERKY!!

http://images.crackberry.com/files/kevin/kevinturns30a.jpg

tfrankson

LOL it truely amazes me what gets u ALL excited. Nothign much at all. Hmmm shame nothing for the females.. Well hmm let me rephrase. Nothing for the straight females... oh well

danielscrowe

I did a search on the Crackberry Superstore app on my device for "Sexy Dice" and purchased the one that came up. It is definitely not the one described. Did a further search and couldn't find the one in this post. It showed $0.99 but I didn't think anything of it because Kevin said most of them you could find cheaper. Oh well, it was only $0.99. I guess I will follow the link and purchase that one. All in good fun anyway.

Pathtek4

Contest for the nudes of that one :)! WOOHOO! Making Howard Stern fans proud to own Blackberrys (cause he has one too) lol

ranger_gm

So can BB now be associated with cup size?

dd214

Hey Kevin,
What ever happened to the other half of the video where you had a couple ladies test out the Black Berry Bluetooth visor thingy....?

Or did I miss round 2 of that episode?

pkcable

My coworker saw my copy of screen X Forrest and asked me about a male version, and so I contacted the developer, and asked him about it. He was a little reluctant because he doesn't want to have to take the guy's pictures (I don't blame him), BUT if there is a market for it, he WILL find a way to get it done. So besides thanking him, Shao-soft, you should also thank, Carolyn, from my work. IF we get this done, I'm gonna try to make sure we get Carolyn a free copy. ;) So if you want to see Screen X Ladies Night (Firehouse????) Let Shao know!!!!!

jSkiLLzZz

cmon you prudes...gay straight or both, everyone likes a nice set of boobies

wingnut91

I'm just curious to know who's they are.

stoneland

actually, not really. don't be an ASS and ASSume.

rulasiu

I got here from kevin's post on twitter, it's funny that he did it fofrom his iPhone!!!. Anyhow best post ever Kevin!!

Kevin Michaluk

that was tweetie from my imac.

_X_

It's okay for you to post semi-nude pictures of women, but it is unforgivable to post here with an iPhone!

pcgizmo

EVER

oh and BTW.....69th!

sickflow

haha the one says RIDE SALLY RIDE
and thats what i named my car SALLY :]

by the way greatest post EVER :]

zagfan

I'll bet this post may change the percentage of users that password protect their phones now.

oldwolf#CB

PICK ME PICK ME!!!!!!!!

dm3ready

Please remove the picture from the CB home page.

andy957

@dm3ready I agree. It's unprofessional, regardless of whether it's marked NSFW.

droidnewbie2011

And yet another great way to love the goodness that these and many more blackberry apps are out there. Kudos Kevin and Happy Birthday to ya!

kwkid

While this isn't quite my thing and considering I use a BES account, I won't comment on the content, but I do want to wish Kevin a very happy birthday. Whether 20, 30, 50, or 60, you will always be the heart and soul of CrackBerry. We all look forward to many more years of your expertise, blogs, and witticisms. Enjoy your party this evening, I wish there were a way to buy you a drink and toast your B'Day.

jack_2stroke

any japanese girl??
because i luv JAV

greenfrog86

Agree that there would be a market for a gay app round-up... It would be worth mentioning grindr for blackberry that is currently in beta testing and talked about on these forums. I would guess it will become one of the more popular free bb apps...This post isn't really for me, but good to have it all in one place for people I guess...

bigdaddymatai

Nicely done Kevin! Even more the reason why we like you!! And your a Taurus!?! Happy early birthday!

RezaBerry

Oops! Where's the contest? :P
Happy bday Kevin :)

STR8WESTCOAST

This is what bb fanboys has resorted to. This is so damn lame and I see what the droid and iphone has way more apps. You guys need to put your bb down and get a life you horny little ******* I've seen it all

creef1014

why all the hate? it's all in good fun. If you don't like it move on.

EXCELLENT post, Kevin. Happy Birthday (you should so something fun like this for every holiday)

jazzejohn

Just ignore him, crApple fanboys are always trolling the internet looking for things to b*tch about, nothing new and as always, very predictable.

Thanks Kevin for this nice twist in my day (I totally did not see this coming).

Blacklatino

LMAO @ the Blackberry massager.

devGOD

nothing worth downloading.

SmakBerry

I'd be a lot more excited about this if there was a nice looking man to look at. With my luck you'll put a hairy fat one there. (please don't!) *Gags at the thought*

w_bovine

*yawn* They don't look real.

nubiancooki

Great post....for the guys....Where's the stuff the ladies would like??

dgburns

Man, the Hooters app is ADVERTISING. It SHOULD BE FREE!

PsychoGeek

Now I love CrackBerry :)

FunkyDog

Oooooohhhhhhhhh la la la la la laaaaaaaaa !!! ~~~!!

MrsD.

I'm patiently waiting for the male battery charge meter. Until then the Mr. and I might have to try the 365 days out.

fu53d

lol, great stuff Kevin

tedesco

Nice; both the post and the Crackberry girls. To be honest ever since I found out that Youporn worked on my Blackberry, my Brickbreaker skills have gone to sh!t. Keep 'em coming.

syb0rg

" Warning: Read at own risk. May not be suitable for all workplaces. If easily offended, just scroll down to the next post. For the rest of you, enjoy the show! *"

syb0rg

Although i am a 100% straight male, happily married, and love the female form. I see alot of one sidedness here. If Kevin were to permit and put up a "gay application" blog post and straight people were to make snide comments in the section the members of the gay community would throw fit and report us as ask that the post be deleted. Why do i say that? i've seen it happen. There have been post made in "gay application threads" that have been removed. when the post made was not 1) demeaning anyone 2) bashing the choice those members have made regarding the application. 3) did not promote the application at hand.... not did it demean the application.

but i saw a ton of post made here wish for some man candy so they can look at it.....

If i were to go into a thread a post something about me wanting a "straight application" to find single "easy excitable females" it would be deleted in a matter of moments....

Extreme case of one sidedness here on this one....

and yes the chick looks amazingly hot... and yes i'm glad she was posted....

Jerky223

Is the girl holding the sign one of the girls from the Visor Speakerphone video?
http://crackberry.com/blackberry-visor-mount-speakerphone-reality-review

There was never a part 2 as promised.

kjdoug

i guess she's ok but whoever did her boob job messed up...

ibcnul8ter

yeah, where is part 2?

andy957

it's a shame that people are so critical and unprofessional of others who are simply expressing the opinion that a) this is not appropriate for the front page of CrackBerry or b) who are not in the straight world of men ogling big-busted women. Kevin, please remove the nasty remarks here...and there are many. Sorry, it's just my opinion.

yeohda

+1 if the "More from CrackBerry.com" suggestions brought you here.

diddycarter

Very nice..I can see so many comments here..add me:22E560E0

rleo25

A good one Kevin, and Happy birthday!

rleo25

A good one Kevin, and Happy birthday!

BiggDLER69

Will there be any adult apps featuring African American and/or Latina females? Surely the designers know all BlackBerry users aren't Caucasian.

mnc76

Ha Ha Ha! Awesome! Hope you have an insane night! :)

Clinto

This an older... Yet.. Totally Awesome Post!! I just keep coming back to it.. :)

jeffojeda

Who is holding up that great looking sign?

bimmerdriver

Is it just my PC or have all the screen captures been removed from this post?!?

ricky124

"Hey baby how ya doing wha-chu got there?" from the Blackberry song, I just heard on this site. It's sort of an interesting picture of the girl with the CB sign. I wonder if it's someone the staff knows and they don't want to show off her face? Weird how the girl's face is not shown.

mapleleaf187

So what's the deal with every link coming back "URL not found"?