CrackBerry Humor

Bawahahahahhaha... Introducing the BlueBerry L900i

by Kevin Michaluk

on 13 Jan 2009 10:58 AM

BlueBerry L900i

I had to post this in the "humor" category cuz it made me LOL...

If immitation is the highest form of flattery, then the good folks at Research in Motion should feel real honored right now. What you're looking at above (plenty more images after the jump) is the BlueBerry L900i, which is a knock-off of our beloved BlackBerry Bold.

Head on over to ChinaGrabber.com and you can pick up the BlueBerry L900i for the low low price of $164.99. Here's a snippet from the sale page:

The L900i is a beautiful and useful phone.It looks very like BlackBerry, but we call it BlueBerry. It boasts Full QWERTY keyboard with intelligent input for easy one-handed typing.The keypad is very soft and delicate for users, The phone has 2.4 inch 240*320 pixels screen, bluetooth, and so on. The new design compromises the nobler and interest styles. It is a good choice for you.

What's more, the L900i is and affordable solution for DUAL GSM lines. Bluetooth headset is only supports the master SIM card calls but not the slave SIM card. Without switching the phone off, it allows for you to use 2 different sim cards to standby, but only one call can be received each time.

Dual SIM Card slots? Sign me up! haha. You can click on over for the full features and specs list. If anybody out there actually buys one of these things, please email me a full review. I'll be sure to run it on the blogs. OK RIM Legal... go get 'em boys!!

BlueBerry L900i Images

BlueBerry

[ ChinaGrabber via PMPToday via Engadget Mobile ]

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58 Comments

Posted by benzworm Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

thats SEXY!!!

Posted by corpnetsolutions Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

I don't know if I would buy something from a company who in their own words can't type correctly and copies another paragraph off of a website somewhere. WOW!!! Besides, it's not a BlackBerry!!!

Posted by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

There's no need to be concerned. It says right in the product description it's a good choice for you...

Posted by pkcable Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

Brought to you by the fine folks who make the Iphone clone???? Need a Rulex watch, Guccci bag? They got those too I heard. ;)

Posted by mothy Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

Is it isnt a RIM product why did they use the blackberry logo??????

Posted by fatla Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

look again. The top and bottom rows are switched.

Posted by mothy Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

not below the flash on the camera!

Posted by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

That thing is ugly ass hell what nerves to make such an ugly phone lol, if i ever laid eye's on that thing i beat them up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by pkcable Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

I guess you think the Bold is pretty ugly too? Cause it looks JUST like it. The difference is gonna be on the inside. Processor probably not as good, and I'm sure it's software is no where near as good, expecially in the email department.

Posted by SOUJAH345 Wednesday, Jan 14, 2009 1218 days ago

while i can see why you would think it looks like the Bold if you look closer it looks cheap as hell which really does look ugly

Posted by korp Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

Package Contains :

* 1 x mobile phone
* 1 x earphone
* 1 x cable
* 1 x charger
* 1 x1G TF memory card
* 2 x batteries
* English Manual

They only give you 1 earphone ... that must be how they reduced the price so much ahaha.

Posted by MrMark Monday, Mar 01, 2010 807 days ago

HEAR THAT RIM? 2 BATTERIES TO HELP COMBAT THE POOR BATTERY LIFE!!!

Posted by litchblade Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

Damn, this looks so ugly hahaha :-D

I would not even consider buying something like this ;P

Posted by Bcarp22 Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

I love how the product page says it can hold 300 phonebooks. I wonder how many entries that is equal to....

Posted by jerry12 Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

who makes the phone? more cheap junk from over seas.

Posted by emorgan1 Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

This phone is brought to you by JIM Enterprises, which is short for Junk in Mass! Kinda reminds me of Walmarts venture into software when they tried to market the "Lindows" operating system a few years back in their Elcheapo computers.

Posted by Bcarp22 Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

I love how the specs say it can hold 300 phonebooks. That's a lot of phonebooks. I wonder how many individual entries that is equal to...

Posted by dasunst3r Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

I want a StrawBerry.

Posted by Dragoneer Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1218 days ago

I want a RaspBerry and my friend wants a CranBerry.

Posted by LoneStarTX Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

I love it! I wonder how long before RIM shuts them down. Blueberry is an awesome name for it too...lol!

Posted by CBK2 Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

The thread on CB about the Blueberry is hilarious.

Posted by cexshun Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

Go get them RIM Legal team? You do know that US/Canada IP law is not valid in, well, anywhere besides US/Canada. This is why Chinese knockoffs are able to exist.

Posted by Anonymous Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

You do know that RIM operates worldwide and you can file patents in China? Get real, this is illegal.

Posted by cexshun Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

Coming from a county that has the highest software piracy rate in the world. They have more pirated copies of Windows then they do valid copies. Right, I'm sure they'll get right on this copyright infringement.

Posted by Queen4111 Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

I hope RIM sues the living daylights out of them.

First, the iPhone nano and now this?

Don't they have any shame?????????????

Posted by msrinivas Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

What about the 10PC MOQ 8GB Hamburger-Inspired USB Pen drive?

Check it out! A real treasure chest!

http://chinagrabber.com/10pc-moq-4gb-hamburger-inspired-usb-pen-drive---...

Posted by sito Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

god. this thing is uglier than a sea urchin. *UGH*

Posted by revslg Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

Love their HiPhones....

Also like the fact that they have a copyright notice on the bottom of the page.

Posted by Sebastianraven Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

While Blackberries have flight mode, the L900i is so advanced it has "Flide mode." Oh Engrish...

Posted by JOE91313 Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

lol

Posted by BenDaPirate Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

Do a review on this thing! Unboxing and all! Then you can do a "durability" test with a hammer!!

Posted by zoi Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

i thought this was a joke!
apparently not.

Posted by hagosrush Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

Two Words!

FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

Posted by rhdy Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

And the ball looks like a push button.

Posted by CronVandy Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

You Buy! You Buy Now!!!

Oh verry good. Have Sony guts!

Fah rah rah rah .. .rah rah ...rah rah

Posted by cheppe Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

At least it comes with snake lmao!

Posted by NEEVZ Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

I know where I'm doing all my Christmas shopping next year! HAHAHA

Posted by Izzy2k2 Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

Where's the menu key and the back button??? Look at the location of the send/end keys!!! I don't think I'd be able to use this... "thing".

Posted by pkcable Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

If you want some more chuckles out of this we have an interesting thread here in the Forums...

http://forums.crackberry.com/f2/uh-oh-here-comes-blueberry-135954/

Posted by stormaddict13 Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

Wow. This looks like one of those display phones that are in the phone stores that don't actually work.

Posted by VZWRocka Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

GIMMIE!

Posted by telejeff Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

I wonder what the OS is like.

Posted by bassvictim Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

I want it just because. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!Absolutely awesome!Keep em coming ChinaGrabber!

Posted by PvT Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

I've got some Rolex's for sale...

Posted by jerry12 Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1219 days ago

a lot of our cell phones now are made in china anyway so who knows about this phone it may hold up OK some one buy one and report back to us in thirty days with a up date.

Posted by Nawazali Tuesday, Jan 13, 2009 1218 days ago

This is where RIM is different from other makers, Users of Nokia or Samsung can use such copy cats, but RIM users just laugh on such devices its because of a solid software i think.

Posted by donotuseyourname Wednesday, Jan 14, 2009 1218 days ago

I'm waiting for their next generation touchscreen! The Dingleberry i900SUX. I'd fork out at least $19.99 for one of those bad boys!

Posted by donotuseyourname Wednesday, Jan 14, 2009 1218 days ago

I'm waiting for their next generation touchscreen! The Dingleberry i900SUX. I'd fork out at least $19.99 for one of those bad boys!

Posted by Anonymous Wednesday, Jan 14, 2009 1218 days ago

dude their Iphonies suck bad. my bud at work has one and its annoying to listen to and to look at it looks cheap as h*ll.

Posted by Anonymous Wednesday, Jan 14, 2009 1217 days ago

Sue in China? Good luck, they may see a judgment sometime after the Blackberry 20k model comes out.
Maybe the Canadian Gov't can beg them to stop doing it and the PRC will steamroll over a couple of boxes for all the newsies. Then quickly shuffle a few hundred thousand more kids into the factory to make more.

Posted by 1golfnut Saturday, Jan 17, 2009 1215 days ago

i thought this only happens when i get cold

Posted by china cell phones Saturday, Mar 07, 2009 1165 days ago

if you need it at cheaper prices with your paypal, you'd better visit onthesource.com

Posted by Clones are fun Tuesday, Apr 07, 2009 1135 days ago

I have bought a ton of these and sold them all. They are a good little phone.It is not the bold but you can get 1 to 1 clones of the bold and storms and iphones which I have bought also and are really identical. This one has a different button setup and no trackball but more a directional stick. I wouldnt pay the price they have up but they do work and are unlocked and are made decent.The software is different but functions well and is a fun phone at the cost...

Posted by hBunz2 Monday, Jan 19, 2009 1213 days ago

iT is super chuckles lol;p'

Posted by shabbasuraj Saturday, Jan 31, 2009 1200 days ago

just got mine..

not bad.. dual SIMS works!!!