Ron Burgundy is back and this time around he's making an appearance on BlackBerry 10 thanks to his new Scotchy Scotch Toss game. Rather than me telling you about it, Ron has decided to write up his own content for this post so I present it to you all below in all its glory.
Hello friends, legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy here to describe the greatest app in the history of western civilization, "Scotchy Scotch Toss." This mobile game, which I personally developed, combines my two favorite things: Scotch, and playful exchanges with total strangers. Simply toss ice cubes into my glass of Scotch and I'll offer neighborly encouragement. OR, miss your shot and I'll flog you like a petulant mule. Either way you're going to hear about it! Download "Scotchy Scotch Toss" today, its the only app you'll ever need. Seriously, stop what you're doing and delete every other app off your phone and install this game immediately. This isn't a joke.
You heard the man, hop to it! Scotchy Scotch Toss is available in all countries and on all BlackBerry 10 devices except for the BlackBerry Q10 due to the display size. The game is live in BlackBerry World right now though it has just arrived, so if you're not seeing it as of yet just give BlackBerry World a refresh and it should appear.